djgcorporation
01-09-2005, 10:17 AM
So my mate and i are driving around and I was pretty poor yesterday, so i couldn't aford petrol. We really needed food and a maccas run constituted the risk of running out.
About 5 minutes down the road we run out and the car coasts to a stop right before a set of traffic lights. This has happened to me before so i calmly say "let's just wait a bit for the petrol to regather and that'll get us to the local servo", everythings cool. Anyway, five minutes pass, the green light appears again for the hundredth time. I put the car in nutral, turn it on BROOOOOOOOM, i put my foot down on the accelorator in my excitment and throw it into gear. The car screeches down the street. My mate and i have our arms out the window in a "YES!" clenched fisted action due to the excitment of moving.
We look left, a copper shakes his head and turns his lights on.
The end.
not really funny at all, but you read it.
About 5 minutes down the road we run out and the car coasts to a stop right before a set of traffic lights. This has happened to me before so i calmly say "let's just wait a bit for the petrol to regather and that'll get us to the local servo", everythings cool. Anyway, five minutes pass, the green light appears again for the hundredth time. I put the car in nutral, turn it on BROOOOOOOOM, i put my foot down on the accelorator in my excitment and throw it into gear. The car screeches down the street. My mate and i have our arms out the window in a "YES!" clenched fisted action due to the excitment of moving.
We look left, a copper shakes his head and turns his lights on.
The end.
not really funny at all, but you read it.