For Sale: 1 Zgeek Account

[TK-421]

For sale: 1 Zgeek Account
Username : TK-421

Current Winning Bidder: cray

You are bidding on an original zgeek account, established in June 01. This account has been used regularly for the past 4 years with a large amount of activity in the last two year.
The account is currently one of the more useless accounts going at the moment, as the majority of posts are useless ramblings about junk.
The feedback on the account is 100% positive, winning bidder please note, this will change depending on how much of a dick you are (judging by the current crop of new members there is a 50% chance you will get negative feedback, but like most n00bs this doesn't stop them).

The winning bidder is free to do what ever they choose to do with the account after purchasing, NO REFUNDS IF YOU GET BANNED! Do not ask as refusal often offends.

What you get:
TK-421 user account
6000+ reputation
9 rep power
Access to high level rep only forums

To the winning bidder, to ensure no back lash from other users details on the purchase can be made via PM (if you are a current n00b) or email me at wefem1 at hotmail dot com so other members will not know if the purchase took place. I am quite willing to remain a member if no offers are placed. You may also be able to change the username, but that is up to Pirate.

I AM 100% SERIOUS!!
ps. Could a news mod pimp this on the front page?

[dwarfthrower]

How much for just your join date?

[johny_roberts]

Questions for bidder:


1) Was this account in the past or in the present ever involved in one of the following:

a) Posting Midget Sex
B) Posting Midget Sex with Pirate rubbing butter on his belly
C) Posting Midget Sex and the Cunt using it as an avatar later

tyvm for your time,

Johny Roberts

[TK-421]

Mr Thrower, I don't think it is possible to give away only reg dates.

1)
a)No
b)No
c)Possibly

[Juice Biscuit]

Empty Freddo wrapper + post.

[johny_roberts]

Mr Thrower, I don't think it is possible to give away only reg dates.

1)
a)No
b)No
c)Possibly

Sorry not interested. Need a person with rep worthy midget sex posts under his belt..

Cattle would work also but prefer the midget sex rep...

Good luck and tyvm have a good day god bless etc

[BtrFly]

Homer: do you come with the car?

airhead blonde: *giggles* oh you... *giggles*

[TK-421]

Empty Freddo wrapper + post.
Are there any crumbs of chocolate still in the wrapper?

[King_Crud]

pay me to take your account, fucker

[Juice Biscuit]

Are there any crumbs of chocolate still in the wrapper?
No, but I could eat another and make sure I leave some crumbs in there.

[TK-421]

No, but I could eat another and make sure I leave some crumbs in there.
So far you are the winning bidder.

[King_Crud]

I'll bid ya mum. She's getting boring these days, you can have her back

[TK-421]

Mr Crud, I cannot accept that offer, you can keep her.

[Frau Farbissina]

TK-421 have you been in the pool? It appears there has been some shrinkage in the e-wang department.. what happened?!

[Juice Biscuit]

So when does this auction close?

[Happy Camper]

And we bid where ?

[lostreality]

i'll give you 1 15" CTX CRT monitor

local collection only.

[JediKnight]

Will you accept sexual favours as payment?

[Directed]

I'll give you unlimited electricity. I will deliver it via my email account to yours. You will require a internet connection to collect said electricity.

[kré]

i'll give you an e-thumbs up and an e-pat on the back.

[Conny!]

Can i take it for a test drive first??

I'll leave my account at your place until i get back, it may not be worth much, but its still my account.

[TK-421]

So when does this auction close?
Midnight Thursday
And we bid where ?Read the fucking post

i'll give you 1 15" CTX CRT monitor

local collection only.You pay for my airfare and it will be local collection.

Will you accept sexual favours as payment?Not from Rebel scum.

I'll give you unlimited electricity. I will deliver it via my email account to yours. You will require a internet connection to collect said electricity.I only have a hotmale account, can you tell me if micro$oft will steal it?

i'll give you an e-thumbs up and an e-pat on the back.Coming from you cray, that is a huge bid, might even be worth more than a freddo wrapper with some chocolate crumbs.

Can i take it for a test drive first??

I'll leave my account at your place until i get back, it may not be worth much, but its still my account.As long as you return it in it's original condition. PM me for the keys, I will also require a photocopy of your licence.

[Uther Pendragon]

I will do the courtesy of giving you a reach around.

Hows that for service

[excalibur]

My bid is as follows:

If we attend a Zmeet and we are both there, I will purchase you a beer.

[TK-421]

I will do the courtesy of giving you a reach around.

Hows that for service
This is tk-421, not dogwomble.
My bid is as follows:

If we attend a Zmeet and we are both there, I will purchase you a beer.

Sorry, but by the time the next zmeet comes around I will no longer be a member.

[excalibur]

Sorry, but by the time the next zmeet comes around I will no longer be a member.

You sir, make a convincing argument.

[Uther Pendragon]

This is tk-421, not dogwomble

Sorry tk-421, I assumed you liked to bat from the paddington end from your avatar, he looks like he bats for the other team.

[RaZ]

mm, not a bad idea tk-421, I still got about 1/2 year sub here.... might see if anyone wants it

[TK-421]

mm, not a bad idea tk-421, I still got about 1/2 year sub here.... might see if anyone wants it
Woah, my account has no real value, why would you want to waste $7.50?

[SamBo]

i will +rep you for your account!
erm... :p

[StAUG]

$6. Not sure how the fuck you want me to get this $6 to you though.

[TK-421]

Well, looks like cray won.
Cya later fuckers.

[Uther Pendragon]

good riddance :-)