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Sutter
01-09-2005, 08:10 PM
Quite a different question to the 'root' one.

Whil I last had sex a couple of weeks ago, I last made love about 5 years ago. Finding sex isn't too hard, finding someone to make love too....ahhh, very different.

Hope to hear from lot's of people that really HAVE made love recently. :D

Steely
01-09-2005, 08:35 PM
I give it another 10 mins before the boasty types from the i need a root thread come and spam this one too ;)

StudMuffin
01-09-2005, 08:38 PM
make love? :fag:

say_wat
01-09-2005, 08:57 PM
no, loce.

The Cunt
01-09-2005, 09:40 PM
I last made love about 5 years ago.
You failed to mention whether or not it was with a member of the opposite sex.

Sutter
01-09-2005, 09:51 PM
You failed to mention whether or not it was with a member of the opposite sex.

Why would I need to mention that?

lostreality
01-09-2005, 09:58 PM
http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/golem85/thread%20sucks.jpg

Juice Biscuit
01-09-2005, 10:10 PM
About 2 years ago.

Sutter
01-09-2005, 11:15 PM
Oh god This thread sucks

I assume by that you've never made love at all?

Vardsy
01-09-2005, 11:20 PM
Do you know what making love is???

Something a woman does while a man FUCKS her

Bam

Aardvark
01-09-2005, 11:38 PM
I've heard the word love worked into screaming and cursing in tongues a few times, does that count?

Sagacious
01-09-2005, 11:39 PM
sweet sweet loving. Now let me see. Well my wife gave birth a month ago so nothing since then and before that the last two trimesters were full of that hormonally driven humping that pregnant women seem to need/seek so probably about 7 or 8 months ago. (not that I'm complaining Re the hormonally driven humping thing)

excalibur
01-09-2005, 11:49 PM
If I had to say a time, I'd say about a year and a half ago. Well, she referred to it as making love. I referred to it as sex.

TheMightyPhill
02-09-2005, 12:02 AM
I get the distinction... and I'm in a happy relationship so not that long ago.

Sagacious
02-09-2005, 12:06 AM
I get the distinction... and I'm in a happy relationship so not that long ago.
Good for you oh mighty one go get that sweet sweet loving.

:love:

TheMightyPhill
02-09-2005, 12:14 AM
Good for you oh mighty one go get that sweet sweet loving.

:love:

Who am I to argue :D

Sagacious
02-09-2005, 12:15 AM
Who am I to argue :D
That's right your nobody.

Which is still better than being Noddy.

Cassa
02-09-2005, 12:16 AM
A couple of days ago :)

dozer
02-09-2005, 12:33 AM
drunken sex > love sex

SOC
02-09-2005, 05:09 AM
threesome sex > any sex > solo sex > no sex

dwarfthrower
02-09-2005, 08:01 AM
sweet sweet loving. Now let me see. Well my wife gave birth a month ago so nothing since then and before that the last two trimesters were full of that hormonally driven humping that pregnant women seem to need/seek so probably about 7 or 8 months ago. (not that I'm complaining Re the hormonally driven humping thing)

I remember when Mrs Dwarf was preggers, she'd be at me for it all the time... I nearly had to organise a ring-in at one stage to pick up some of the slack and give poor "little dwarf" a break.

But yeah, kids... nothing like em for making a sly twenty minute quickie seem like an endless night of passion.

Glompbot
07-09-2005, 10:56 AM
17th of july 2004.

Odd that I can remember the date.

annie
08-09-2005, 12:04 AM
sex was 10 months ago, and making love was 11 months.

imp
08-09-2005, 09:27 AM
Yesterday afternoon and this morning. :)

Seeker
09-09-2005, 05:05 AM
Making love?

What is this Making love that you speak of?

Z-Man
09-09-2005, 06:14 AM
We have had company for about a month now,

so I would have to say a month and 1 day ago

Z-Man
09-09-2005, 06:14 AM
You failed to mention whether or not it was with a member of the opposite sex.

Are you trying to tell us something?

.....not that there's anything wrong with that

rin
09-09-2005, 09:44 AM
this morning :D

and it was niiiiiiiiiiiiiice, i liiiiiiiiiiiiike :)

munganah
09-09-2005, 10:38 AM
yesterday,all my troubles seemed so far away

t101
09-09-2005, 10:47 AM
One hour and 30 minutes ago. Phew! :)

pnkru`
09-09-2005, 08:11 PM
Hmm, last time I made love was only a few weeks ago. My gf now fiancee' is on a trip with her father to Venice so they bond because they both met for the first time in 21 years, so yeah knowing she was going to be gone for a while we had a great time together b4 she left. =)

Timformation
10-09-2005, 06:49 AM
10 seconds ago...whoops, now I'm single....

Fuzzy Dice
10-09-2005, 07:12 AM
let's see, it's september, so that would make...carry the two....three months and a little bit.

Cpt Jellybean
11-09-2005, 09:27 PM
I never have.

astro
18-09-2005, 01:04 PM
About 5 minutes ago. Now where are my cigarettes?

rin
23-09-2005, 03:23 PM
12:30am :) SamBo got home from working on his car and i think we missed eachother... a lot :p

The Cunt
27-09-2005, 12:47 PM
Odd that I can remember the date.
You talking about the date or The Date?

johny_roberts
27-09-2005, 12:50 PM
Hmm, last time I made love was only a few weeks ago. My gf now fiancee' is on a trip with her father to Venice so they bond because they both met for the first time in 21 years, so yeah knowing she was going to be gone for a while we had a great time together b4 she left. =)

ummmm father I say older gentlemen who is rooting your fiance in Venice now :love: Remember the good times......... :D

Glompbot
27-09-2005, 12:59 PM
You talking about the date or The Date?

I'm talking about the date on a calendar.

imp
27-09-2005, 02:39 PM
Early this morning. I was sleepy and it was rainy outside. :) *sigh*

astro
27-09-2005, 10:35 PM
In about 14 minutes, which is how long it takes to eat pancakes.

tavern
04-10-2005, 09:17 PM
Well it was last thursday.

I f**ked twice and made love once.

since last thursday there have been, AHEM, other activities, does that count?

Something Fast
04-10-2005, 09:29 PM
Last night. 'twas much fun.

munganah
04-10-2005, 09:40 PM
4 hours ago
quick slap and tickle while the kids were at granmas
woo hoo

jefah
08-10-2005, 12:52 AM
Slap and tickle don't count. Last time YOU MADE LOVE. If you don't know the diffenrence, you never have made love.

Sagacious
08-10-2005, 09:10 AM
Well it was last thursday.

I f**ked twice and made love once.

since last thursday there have been, AHEM, other activities, does that count?
only if she swallowed.

Spit=lust
Swallow=Love.

MisterBishi
08-10-2005, 09:42 AM
Let me ask you this..
Have you ever made love on a COUCH?
I BE STROKIN'!
That's what I be doin'
I BE STROKIN'!

babygirlz
14-10-2005, 03:01 AM
last made love? couldnt say. plenty of sex though more would b nice. whats the difference i think i know but would like to hear other peoples thoughts on what they think is a root and what is making love. is it flowers candles u tell me. off the topic if i may how can u tell if your relationship is failing? found sum interesting threads by my partner and am concerned

johny_roberts
14-10-2005, 03:09 AM
last made love? couldnt say. plenty of sex though more would b nice. whats the difference i think i know but would like to hear other peoples thoughts on what they think is a root and what is making love. is it flowers candles u tell me. off the topic if i may how can u tell if your relationship is failing? found sum interesting threads by my partner and am concerned


mehhhh thread on making love already same as rooting just a mushy word used by women..............

concerned mehhhh is he rooting a pig that is rooting a midget that is getting licked by the famous Mr. Ed then I would worry.............

label
14-10-2005, 08:00 AM
signs of wanting to be anypolace but with you might be a an idea that things are not working out. also, too much fuss, tension, or just cannot be arsed about you might be a hint.

rbranson
14-10-2005, 08:35 AM
Anyone doing right now, as they're typing in this thread?

Glompbot
14-10-2005, 09:23 AM
last made love? couldnt say. plenty of sex though more would b nice. whats the difference i think i know but would like to hear other peoples thoughts on what they think is a root and what is making love. is it flowers candles u tell me. off the topic if i may how can u tell if your relationship is failing? found sum interesting threads by my partner and am concerned

making love isn't just fucking someone you love, and you're a fool if you think it is. It doesn't require any props, no flowers, no roses, no nice dinner.

Its just, a something that I cannot describe. You don't need any words, you don't need to say "i love you", but it sticks in your head for a very long time as something *different*, but not because of what was done.... its something else.

Sutter
14-10-2005, 10:29 AM
making love isn't just fucking someone you love, and you're a fool if you think it is. It doesn't require any props, no flowers, no roses, no nice dinner.

Its just, a something that I cannot describe. You don't need any words, you don't need to say "i love you", but it sticks in your head for a very long time as something *different*, but not because of what was done.... its something else.

Sapia's got it there. If you think rooting and making love are the same thing, you've never actually made love.

babygirlz
14-10-2005, 01:00 PM
making love isn't just fucking someone you love, and you're a fool if you think it is. It doesn't require any props, no flowers, no roses, no nice dinner.

Its just, a something that I cannot describe. You don't need any words, you don't need to say "i love you", but it sticks in your head for a very long time as something *different*, but not because of what was done.... its something else.
yer i know i was just asking the fellow geeks what THEY think it is. and the relationship thing me just being a typical female overreacting and readin into things wrong. the first time i made love i cried after boo hoo but it was sumthing u cant describe

Vardsy
14-10-2005, 01:04 PM
Anyone doing right now, as they're typing in this thread?

I am rb - but no one else is here.

I am not just jerking off I am making love, falling into myself, touching my inner soul and feeling the wave of ecstacy that rushes my body as I fire off some knuckle children in the comfort of my next door neighbours study.

I might just cry afterwards

babygirlz
14-10-2005, 01:23 PM
I am rb - but no one else is here.

I am not just jerking off I am making love, falling into myself, touching my inner soul and feeling the wave of ecstacy that rushes my body as I fire off some knuckle children in the comfort of my next door neighbours study.

I might just cry afterwards
yer bring it on wankstick i can give as good as i get. ill fight ya!

Vardsy
14-10-2005, 01:25 PM
yer bring it on wankstick i can give as good as i get. ill fight ya!

What is this? Fighting outside the Fight Club.

And I haven't even been slapped with a glove :rolleyes:

johny_roberts
14-10-2005, 01:28 PM
yer i know i was just asking the fellow geeks what THEY think it is. and the relationship thing me just being a typical female overreacting and readin into things wrong. the first time i made love i cried after boo hoo but it was sumthing u cant describe

Poor girl did he slip and stick it in your pooper :aah:

babygirlz
14-10-2005, 01:39 PM
whateva

Vardsy
14-10-2005, 01:42 PM
we have a 'whateva' post - congratualtions Johny

You have made someone let you know just how uninterested they are in your opinion by posting 'whateva'

Class act that

label
14-10-2005, 07:28 PM
Classic act of what though?

Surely, they did care enough to post, they were unable to articulate this into a meaningful sentence however, and took the decision to opt out. By leaving it to seem as if they are uninterested, when in fact that is not the case.

Something Fast
17-10-2005, 01:41 AM
I am rb - but no one else is here.

I am not just jerking off I am making love, falling into myself, touching my inner soul and feeling the wave of ecstacy that rushes my body as I fire off some knuckle children in the comfort of my next door neighbours study.

I might just cry afterwards
If you're going to do that make sure you've got a big box of Kleenex nearby.
For the crying, that is.

imp
17-10-2005, 09:34 AM
Sapia's got it there. If you think rooting and making love are the same thing, you've never actually made love.
I agree except about the no props, flowers e.t.c. They're not necessary but atmosphere is a big factor when it comes to sex or making love. :)
I mean who HASN'T lit a whole room with candles before then thought "Wow this looks great!". There's something amazing about candle light dancing off a naked body. :)

Small things like that can change it from a standard roll in the hay to something a bit special. As I said though they're not necessary and if you over use stuff like flowers, candles e.t.c then they're not special anymore. :) Sometimes it's a nice touch though, variety is the spice of life after all. ;)

Then again it depends on who you're with to. :) I'd have to say I make love more frequently with astro than I did with any of my ex's, I put that down to the strong connection astro and I have. It's amazing!

Hope that answers your question babygirlz :)