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Seeker
04-09-2005, 02:40 AM
I got this email this morning, I seem to be a very lucky person these days, not only have I won the lottery in a country I have not been to but I also was left an inheritence by some old fart that I never knew and now this....the Gods must love me.

From: "Mrs.Angelina Ebony" <eby_ang@z6.com> Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 3 Sep 2005 10:51:54 +0400
Subject: Please Your Reply Is Needed Immediately You Read This Mail!!!



Hello My Dear,
Please forgive my indignation if this message comes
To you as a surprise I got your contact from a database found in
internet while searching for a reliable and honest person that will assist us
receive a fund into an account. I was divinely inspired to pick your
name among other names found in the Internet database after series of
prayers and fasting for Gods direction.
I am Mrs.Angelina Ebony Dazza a citizen of Columbia Undergoing
currently medical treatment. I am married to Dr.Dazza Lamin who worked with the
Malaysia Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the
Year 2000. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died
after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we
were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to
re-marry.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $15 Million
(Fifteen million U.S.Dollars) with a finance/security company in ASIA. The
money is inside one trunk boxes, but nobody knew that the boxes
contained money apart from me and my late husband, the boxes was deposited as
Family Valuables. Presently, this money is still with the Security
Company.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not live for the next three
months due to my cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my
disability to move around this is a partial paralysis. Having Known my
condition I decided to donate this fund to
A church or a mosque or better still a Christian or
A Moslem individual that will utilize this money the
Way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church
Or Mosque or the individual beneficiary that will
Inherit this to use it for churches or Mosque Orphanages and widows
propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is
beautified. They said blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision
because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my
husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be miss-used by unbelievers. I do not want a situation
where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for
taking this bold decision. I am not afraid, of death because I know
where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosoms of my
Saviour.If you feel you are worthy enough to make yourself available in this
project, let me know immediately you read my mail. GOD will surely
provide for you the power and strength to accomplish this. All
Things work together for good for those who love GOD.
Waiting for your urgent response. I do not need
Any telephone conversation in this regard because of
My health, and because of the presence of my Husband’s relatives who
are always around me. I do Not want them to know about this development.
Thank you and God bless.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Angelina Ebony Lamin.

I might respond, I need a new car,house,tart,beer garden,my own pub, shit the list is endless.....and its all in the name of God.

jambo
04-09-2005, 03:22 AM
Some people get all the luck.

Arcane1
04-09-2005, 04:04 AM
Malaysia Embassy in South Africa

???

I think that she has been fasting and praying too long.


Go for it.

Blue Midget
04-09-2005, 08:05 PM
If I were you, I'd ask for some sexual favours to make the deal complete. It's as close to necrophilia as you're gonna get without breaking the law.

But I'm not you, and I like boys. I have no idea why, though...

King_Crud
04-09-2005, 09:37 PM
my dad recently got a letter (snail mail) from Spain saying he won some money in a lottery he'd never heard of, 200,000 euros. We all bought flash cars, imagine our disapointment when we found out it was a sham