When I was a kid.....

[Seeker]

We were so poor I had to sleep on nails because my parents couldn't afford a mattress.

[Timformation]

When I was a kid, my dad told me that the CIA was trying to steal his penis, and that I had to help him find somewhere to hide it.

[108]

When I was a kid, I was the drummer in Pugwall's band.

[TheMightyPhill]

When I was a kid we had to pump the sewage pit out by hand before we walked 10 miles through the snow to get to the horses so we could ride to school. Things were better in those days.

[johny_roberts]

You all had it easy.

When I was a kid we were so poor we had to sleep in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake. Then had to walk 20 miles barefoot through snow just to feed some horses to get some stale bread that we ate while trecking the other 20 miles to school..

[Lesser]

When I was a kid I lived in a nice house in the suburbs. In an average neighborhood with no crime. Where everyone was the same, and everyone owned a SUV. Where the biggest excitement was when someone new moved in, even though they were exactly the same as the person who moved out. Where there was nothing at all to do.

[BlueBoy]

When I was a kid we didn't have the internet.

[sagit]

When I was a kid, TV wasnt invented. neither was hot water.

[Sabra]

When I was a kid imagination was the only toy you needed. All you'd need was a breeze block and a bit of an old bone.

One moment I was laying siege to a castle... with a bit of an old bone. The next I was on a Spanish galleon sailing toward a breeze block.

[ms edeity]

When I was a kid you could buy crack and get change enough for an e from a dollar.

[Sagacious]

When I was a kid crack was something tradesmen had poking out of the top of their shorts as they bent over to do what it was they were supposed to be doing.

There was definitely no attraction to smoking it and no one ever wanted to pay to get high on it if that was even possible.

[primary]

When I was a kid I had AIDSARS. Which is a mixture of aids and sars. It was delicious and it was only 24 cents a litre.

[berserk]

Timformation wins, game over

[pnkru`]

When I was a kid I was so poor, Id be kickin' a beer can down the street and my friends used to come up to me and say 'Willy, whatchoo doin foo?' and I'd say 'Moving'...

[Nuisance Value]

You all had it easy.

When I was a kid we were so poor we had to sleep in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake. Then had to walk 20 miles barefoot through snow just to feed some horses to get some stale bread that we ate while trecking the other 20 miles to school..

Luxury!

[King_Crud]

when i was a kid i used to let men touch my bottom for a Redskin

[polite]

when i was a kid i used to let men touch my bottom for a Redskin

When I was a kid I let doctors take my foreskin.

[Sagacious]

You all had it easy.

When I was a kid we were so poor we had to sleep in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake. Then had to walk 20 miles barefoot through snow just to feed some horses to get some stale bread that we ate while trecking the other 20 miles to school..

We used to dream of living in a shoebox-We had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before we went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah.

[matty]

when i was a kid i ate food

[The Cunt]

When I was a kid I used to watch this cheaply made animated cartoon about a Pirate. Master Bates and Seaman Staines were part of his crew.

Now come to think of it I wonder if the name Pugwash had any hidden lewd connotations.

[Vardsy]

When I was a kid Micahel Jackson was black and George Michael pretended not to be a fag.

[dwarfthrower]

I wonder if the name Pugwash had any hidden ewd connotations.

I deny all knowledge of lewd connotations with pugs.

[Sagacious]

When I was a kid I used to watch this cheaply made animated cartoon about a Pirate. Master Bates and Seaman Staines were part of his crew.

Now come to think of it I wonder if the name Pugwash had any hidden ewd connotations.

Wasn't that the one with Roger the cabin boy?

[djgcorporation]

When i was a kid the adults seemed older.

[The Cunt]

Wasn't that the one with Roger the cabin boy?
It's actually Tom the Cabin Boy.

I think Snopes denies the lewdness and crudeness of Captain Pugwash however I actually heard it.

My father however insists it was Master Mates.

[ms edeity]

Pugwash was an artistic masterpiece

[eeefreak]

When I was a kid Micahel Jackson was black and George Michael pretended not to be a fag.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vardsy again.

[That Bloke]

When I was a kid, I was the drummer in Pugwall's band.

I should fucking kill you.

George Michael pretended not to be a fag.

You lie, he was well & truelly flaming in Wham.





When I was a kid XD falcons(even some XB & XCs) & VB commodores were still in common service as taxis & police cars.

[Sagacious]

When I was a kid we still had 1 and 2 cent pieces, notes were made of paper, $1 and $2 were notes not coins, you could buy a shitload of 1cent lollies with your pocket money, stamps cost 20c, phonecalls cost 20c too, petrol cost less than 30c a litre, aids were something that people training to be teachers became for a year before they got their ticket and bluetooth was something you got if you ate that joke chewing gum that turned your mouth well..blue.

[cherubrock]

when I was a kid The New Zealand cricket team were the best in the world

[dozer]

when i was a kid the windies were the best and garner gave you nightmares.

[cherubrock]

And Australia still had the Ashes

[dozer]

actually when i was a kid we didnt

[PsychoNavigator]

When I was a kid, Jebus Christ was still coming up in the circuit, and paying his dues... he sho is a popular fucker these days... Prick. That's ok, I totally fucked his mom.