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Directed

14-09-2005, 12:59 PM

Since Sapia can't seem to get her moped to work, and she whinges everywhere about how much she loves the stupid things even though its a piece of garbage. And since she doesn't have the coordination required to stand up when a motorcycle stops or GASP use brakes and change gears, I have some constructive advice for her:

Buy a Volvo Sapia!

here is one of her many, many whinging threads about how she can't get her damn moped working.

Directed

14-09-2005, 01:00 PM

Maybe this vehicle could help?

http://www.msmobility.com/images/vehicles/redvancutaway.jpg

BlueBoy

14-09-2005, 01:00 PM

Sapia owns a moped?

Directed

14-09-2005, 01:01 PM

Rumor has it sapia is thinking about buying the blue motorscooter next:

http://www.transportforall.com/TFAMAG/Summer2004/Images/zippis%20and%20nippis.jpg

Directed

14-09-2005, 01:14 PM

Sapia owns a moped?

You missed the 15 threads about it?

~vjay~

14-09-2005, 02:48 PM

You missed the 15 threads about it?

If anyone did miss it previously, I'm sure they couldn't miss the whopping big photo you added above to make your point :fu:

:p

excalibur

14-09-2005, 03:47 PM

If anyone did miss it previously, I'm sure they couldn't miss the whopping big photo you added above to make your point :fu:

:p
that takes about 9 years to load

dwarfthrower

14-09-2005, 04:01 PM

http://cdn.fastclick.net/fastclick.net/cid37818/media78946.gif

Cpt Jellybean

14-09-2005, 04:03 PM

I just sold my Volvo. I bought it for $600 and traded it in for $595 6years later. Totally blew the clutch out on the way to the dealership and just rolled up parked left the keys in it picked up my new car and scarpered dead quick.

Merudo

14-09-2005, 04:45 PM

http://www.strengthenedhippo.com/picture_library/photoshops/album/slides/notthisshitagain.jpg

tomsyman

14-09-2005, 04:58 PM

Maybe this vehicle could help?

http://www.msmobility.com/images/vehicles/redvancutaway.jpg

Those whities have a black son??? And he's stolen the white one's gameboy.

Fuck that - just noticed the mum is disabled too and the dad's got some porno mistache! And they drive a volvo. If I was in that family I'd kill myself now.

Benwah

14-09-2005, 05:01 PM

Thats not a volvo it's a voyager.

King_Crud

14-09-2005, 05:13 PM

Those whities have a black son??? And he's stolen the white one's gameboy.

Fuck that - just noticed the mum is disabled too and the dad's got some porno mistache! And they drive a volvo. If I was in that family I'd kill myself now.
and the black kid stole the whites ability to walk

Merudo

14-09-2005, 05:20 PM

and the black kid stole the whites ability to walk
nigga pls

tomsyman

14-09-2005, 05:32 PM

That's not a volvo that's a space station!

Fixed

Movius

14-09-2005, 05:35 PM

lolvo

Benwah

14-09-2005, 05:57 PM

Fixed

I have a bad feeling about this, chewie hit the reverse Iced Vol(v)o

Directed

15-09-2005, 12:35 AM

For those concerned I have not actually posted a picture of a volvo yet:

VOLVOS FOR SAPIA:

http://www.intelab.com/swem/volvostack.jpg

evil

15-09-2005, 01:16 AM

I was so hoping this was a "buy a clue" thread for sapia.

[Sapia apirates into evil's body] *sigh* I'll just sit here and play "all coy female", and act like I'm complex or something.

You all bore me *meph* I'm a mod and I'll edit your posts and defend WoW until I rule all the zGeek WoWers ...

[/Sapia apirates into evil's body]

PS - This may, or may not, have been a real out of body experience. I am by no means accusing sapia of being a witch

excalibur

15-09-2005, 11:07 AM

how come sapia hasn't posted in the thread about her?

Benwah

15-09-2005, 11:33 AM

Posting in this thread = validation I guess.

Merudo

15-09-2005, 12:27 PM

Glompbot

16-09-2005, 08:57 AM

how come sapia hasn't posted in the thread about her?

I've been busy and too exhausted to really bother browsing the forums.

But seriously, I happen to really like volvos too, it is just that they're a large vehicle, and I don't particularly like large vehicles.

Since you show such a keen interest in me and my scooter... My scooter works now. It was a blockage in the fuel lines..... Just thought I'd keep you updated directed.

Wanna see the scooter I'm going to get next? Its hot.

Its a 200cc liquid cooled aprilia sportcity 2005 model... Front and rear disc breaks (better than disc and drum which is the norm)

http://www.apriliascooters.com.au/images/scooters/sportcity/spor_02.jpg

and a link to some technical specs (http://www.motorbikes.be/en/Aprilia/2005/Sportcity%20200/)