The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Male whales are easy for your sized cock

No really!! Stop talking NOW!!!

[Manshoon]

Now really!! Please dont stop talking DIRTY!!!


I didnt realise I was.....but if like that kind of talk.....chickens!

[Funk Puppet]

I didnt realise I was poultry .....but if the birds like that kind of talk..... Then I'm a chicken!

Have you checked your presciption? I think they have switched the viagra for something a little stronger...... If insanity continues please see your doctor.

[Manshoon]

Have I checked my presciption? I think they have switched the viagra for something a little stronger...... Im insane and continue to please my doctor with sexual favours.

You are doing what with your doctor?....no wonder you see him so much!

[Funk Puppet]

I've been doing your doctor.... He's got more than one way to meassure my blood pressure. no wonder see him so much!

You can do what ever you like with my doctor. Just stay away from my accupunturist!!!!

[Manshoon]

I can do what ever I like with my doctor. Just take my accupunturist!!!!

If you insist

[Funk Puppet]

I don't think I exhist

Once again, I'd really suggest checking what the fuck you are. Send some my way that shizzit must be good!!

[Manshoon]

Once again, I'd really suggest checking who you are fucking. Send some my way that shizzit must be good!!

Oh its good but you damn well know I havent been fucking anyone for a while now

[dogwomble]

Oh I'm god and you're damned, well now, you haven't been fucking anyone for a while now have you?

Yeah, I decided the slut lifestyle was not for me.

[Manshoon]

Yeah, I decided the slut lifestyle was perfect for me.

It works for some and not for others

[dogwomble]

Shit stinks for some and not for others

I thought all shit stank?

[Cpt Jellybean]

I ate all that shit skank?
Who are you talking too?

[Manshoon]

Why am I fucking you?

err you're not......I think Id know if you were

[Cpt Jellybean]

Man you're Hot......I think you know it though
why thankyou, It's always nice to hear though!

[MAX POWER]

Why thank you? It's always bullshit to to my ears!

Because every now and then I deserve a thank-you! But if you don't want to hear from me then just walk away!

[Juice Biscuit]

Because every now and then I deserve a hand job! But if you want me to just fap off instead then just walk away!



No, don't be like that, come over here and let me undo your fly then.

[dogwomble]

No, don't like cats, come over here and let me poo on your fly then.

What do cats and poo have in common? You're not coming anywhere near my cat...

[TheJackal001]

No, don't be like that, come over here and help me undo my fly again, im stuck in it.

Oh come on did you get busted fapping again, i mean really lock the doors, your parents dont need to see you doing that :P

[dogwomble]

Oh come on did you bust your nuts fapping again, i mean really unzip your fly properly, your genitals want to be seen doing that :P

Are you sure? They are called "private parts" for a reason.

[STallingU]

Are you sure Pirates parts are for any season?
You will have to ask buffy if she gets some all year round.

[dogwomble]

You will have to ask buffy if sheis a bum all year round.

I dnever thought of Buffy as a bum?

[Elf_Girl]

I always thought of Buffy liking my bum?
You thought wrong! Unless she really does..I'm scared now.. :eek:

[Manshoon]

You thought wrong! I really do..are you scared now.. :eek:

A little.....

[reykjavik]

I drink his piddle

Double U T F Mate?

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm Doublely Under the table and fucking, Mate!

You have two people under the table with you, fucking?...someone get me a cam!

[reykjavik]

I get coloured purple when sucking......what a jam!

Try using a gas mask when sucking - its insane!

[Elf_Girl]

Try using a gas mask when farting - i'm insane!
well understandably if it stinks that bad you would use one, unless you would rather pass out from the smell..ew.. :barf:

[Hired Goon]

well understandably it stinks bad. but you wouldn't want lose one, a dutch oven contest that is. you might well pass out from the smell... but you wouldn't be a loser

hmm now that's dedication :eek:. How many Dutch oven contest's have you won exactly?

[MAX POWER]

hmm now that's dedication :eek:. How many Dutch gold schmelting contest's have you won exactly?

Sooo many, OOOOHHHHH I LOOVE GOLD!!!! Ishn't zit veird? Oh, by the way, have yoo sheen Aushtin Powersh Fahsha?

[reykjavik]

Cuuu syho, UUUURRRRR E MUUJA KUMT!!!! Ecrh'd wed jaent? Ur, po dra fyo, ryja ouu craah Yicrdeh Bufancr Vyrcry?

hey its great to see you mastered al bhed! have a banana :banana:

[dogwomble]

hey its great to see you masturbated in bed! play with my banana :banana:

Sure thing, come over here and pull your pants down

[Manshoon]

Sure thing, come over here and pull my pants down

Id rather you kept your pants on actually

[dogwomble]

Id rather you keep it in your pants on actually

Awww, but I like flopping it out *pouts*

[Serpent_Girl]

Awww, but I hate it, it's always floppy, and never sticks out. *pouts*

My doctor can help you with that. In the meantime, stop pouting. It's not my problem and pouting won't help.

[dogwomble]

My doctor can fap you with that. In the meantime, stop shouting. It's not my penisand shouting won't help.

Why would I want your doctor to touch me? AND I AM NOT FUCKING SHOUTING, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER!

[Manshoon]

I want your doctor to touch me? AND I AM NOT FUCKING SHOUTING, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER!

Well go see the doctor then.....maybe get that case of tourettes syndrome looked at too.

[dogwomble]

Well go pee on the doctor then.....maybe get that piece of shit tits syndrome looked at too.

I don't think the doctor would appreciate a golden shower, or my small tits.

[Manshoon]

I think the doctor would appreciate a golden shower, and my small tits.

Err well if its THAT kind of doctor then maybe....but....no normally I think that kind of thing would be frowned upon

[Elf_Girl]

Err well if i'm THAT kind of doctor then maybe....but.... normally I think that kind of thing would be sexed up on me.
sexed up on you eh? let me write this down, will you be my doctor? ;)

[Manshoon]

I want to be sexed up on you! let me go down on you, will you *please* be my doctor? ;)

Ohh baby yeah.....I love it when you beg for it!

[Elf_Girl]

Ohh baby yeah.....I love begging for it!
Get on your knees and say it, bitch! :D

[Manshoon]

Im on my knees, please say it, say Im your little bitch! :D

Yes...you are my little bitch and I love you for it!

[Elf_Girl]

Yes...you may be my little bitch and I will love you for it!
:eek: well if you say so..as long as i'm collared with something spikey..

[Manshoon]

:eek: well if you say so..as long as you have something to tie me to the bed with....something spikey would be nice..

All you have to do is ask nicely and you will receive

[Elf_Girl]

All you have to do is hold firmly and you will receive
hold what firmly? and receive what? oh dear me.. *shakes head*

[Manshoon]

Im holding firmly! and will I receive soon? oh yeah.. *shakes head*

Dont shake your head too much.....just hold on!

[Elf_Girl]

Dont shake the head too much.....just hold it!
fussy fussy! its fun though! you cant make me stop..bwahaha :D

[Manshoon]

fun fun! its fun!!! you cant make me stop..bwahaha :D

Why would I want you to stop!

[Elf_Girl]

Why how I want you to pop!
pop? *makes popping noises* oh..did you mean something else?

[Manshoon]

pop me! *popping noises* oh yeah.....did you mean make it so great?

Yeah baby Ill always make it great for you!

[MAX POWER]

Yeah baby Ill always fake that it's great for you!

Thanks! My ego is already so fragile, I need all the reassurance that I can get.

[Manshoon]

Man! My ego is so huge, I wonder if I can get some insurance for it.

Well if models can get their body parts insured Im sure you can try and get ya ego insured

[ShinymetalASS]

Well if hoggles can pet scared bloody innuits Im sure you can try and pet ya weevil you procured

I've never worked out exactly what it is with you, the penguins and the freakin eskimos my boy!

[Hired Goon]

I've never worked out exactly. what I prefer to do, is eat the penguins and freakin' eskimo pies my boy!

That's one bizarro diet. Please don't eat me :D

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm so bizarro!! PLease eat me as part of your diet. :D

I'm no cannibal, leave me alone! :barf:

[catt]

I'm a cannibal, cleave me a bone! :barf:

would you like flies with that?

[Elf_Girl]

would you like pies with that?
yes please! I love pies! gimmie gimmie gimmie! :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

yes please! I love to please! gimmie gimmie gimmie! :D
You speak soooooo sexy!!!!!

[dogwomble]

You spank soooooo sexily!!!!!

Hmmm, zgeek bondage action....

[Cpt Jellybean]

Hmmm, You seek bondage action....
No No I'm Fine thankyou!!!!

[dogwomble]

No No I like Wine thankyou!!!!

So you won't try some of this beer?

[Elf_Girl]

So you won't dry-come in this beer?
dry-come? what the hell!! I most certainly will not! how rude.. *mumbles and walks away*

[dogwomble]

fly's come? what the hell!! They most certainly will not! how rude.. *mumbles and walks away*

If fly's don't come, how do they breed?

[MAX POWER]

If your fly's not undone, how do you breed?

I dunno, I guess that if I put my soiled pants in the dirty laundry basket, and they rested upon your dirty undies, then you forgot to do laundry and you needed some undies, and you just put on the ones in the dirty laundry basket that were touching my soiled pants, then maybe I could breed with you that way?

Don't ask me, I'm no biologist....

[Manshoon]

I dunno, I guess that if I put my soiled pants in the dirty laundry basket, and they rested upon your dirty undies, then you forgot to do laundry and you needed some undies, and you just put on the ones in the dirty laundry basket that were touching my soiled pants, then maybe I could breed with you that way?

Don't ask me, I'm no midget and they know everything....

Beware the midgets......they consult with the penguins and the eskimos!!

[dogwomble]

Beware the fridgets......they consult with the penguins and the eskimos!!

Fridgets, pengiuins and eskim,os .... hmm

[Elf_Girl]

Fridgets, pengiuins and eskim,os .... yummm
you eat all of them things? geez, where abouts are you living?

[Manshoon]

you want to eat me? geez, well where abouts are you living Ill come over and we can get started?

Sure thing....my address is....

[dogwomble]

Sure you want a fling?....my pink dress is pretty....

You? In drag?

[catt]

You? A fag?

No, not that there is anything wrong with that ;)

[abelgold]

No not that there is anything wrong with a fat ;)

Must you ALWAYS talk about penises and sex, Catt? You saucy devil!

[Elf_Girl]

Must I ALWAYS talk about penises, sex and Catt? i'm a saucy devil!
you don't have to always..but its quite up to you. mm saucy devil..

[Manshoon]

I have to always beg for some....but its quite up to you how I take it. Mmmm Im a saucy devil..

Yes you are indeed

[Elf_Girl]

Yes, now do me a deed
and that deed shall be what, sir?

[Manshoon]

should that deed be anything. Shall I bend over sir?

Bend over and show me where you want it!

[dogwomble]

Bend over me and show me where you want my tits!

I don't have tits!!!

[Manshoon]

I have big tits!!!

really?.....pics or ya full o shit

[STallingU]

I don't have male bits!!!

Did you get the cut and tuck?

[Manshoon]

I got the cut and tuck?

Noooooooooooooo why would you do that!!!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Moooooooooooooo why wouldn't you do that!!!
Hey a talking Cow?

[skip666]

Hey a stalking jewish woman?

She must have had an ear for the foccacia bread... heard it crunchin a mile away.

[Manshoon]

I have a bear for the people who eat foccacia bread... I can hear it crunchin bones a mile away.

Man thats a bit harsh isnt it?....I mean its only BREAD

[Funk Puppet]

Man this bitch is harsh?.... I'm glad I shaved my Beard

That "bitch" could be a man....

[Manshoon]

Im your "bitch" and I could be a man....

Yes you are my bitch....now get back in the kitchen and cook me dinner. As for you being a man....your girlfriend might be disappointed if you aren't!

[Funk Puppet]

Yes you are a Witch....now get back couldron and make me thinner. While your at it make me a man or get me a girlfriend that's double jointed if you can't!
Alla Peanut Butter sandwiches!!!! POOF! Oh.... nothing happened.

[ShinymetalASS]

Allah! Penis Buttcheeks Hand Wenches!!!! POOF! Oh.... thats why nothing happened.

No, my dear, of course nothing happened with the wenches. As you exclaimed, you're a poof!

[Funk Puppet]

Noooooooo!!! My deer!! they are cavorting with the wenches!! multiple exclamations and what not!!!!!!!!
Mutiple exclamations...... a sure sign of insanity. Now stop staring at my left ear!

[ShinymetalASS]

Mutiple exclamations!!!!!!!!!!!!...... a sure!!!!!!!!! sign of insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now stop wearing my bereft earwig!

I think we might be arguing the same case there Jimmy. Now get off the juice and get back to the weasel pen.

[Funk Puppet]

I think we might be arguing the same case there Jimmy. Now get off the juice and get back to the weasel pen.
I actually didn't think it was necessary alter your quote at all cause that is just plain twisted... By the way... who the fuck is Jimmy?

[Hired Goon]

I actually didn't think it was necessary for your alter ego to quote at all cause that is just limp wristed... By the way... who the fuck is Jimmy?

Jimmy is ShinymetalASS' alter ego. Don't step on Jimmy though, he'll cut you open. Cos he's a Bad Nigga, cos he's a bad, bad nigga!

[ShinymetalASS]

I am is my own alter ego. Don't step on us though, we'll cut you open. Cos we're a Bad Nigga, cos we're a bad, bad nigga!

....and the next time you come swaggering into my saloon i'll blow your pasty faced meatbag right back out the freakin door.... wassup.

[Whiskers]

....and the next time you come swaggering holding a canoe i'll blow chunks of man juice all over your pasty faced meatbag then I'll blow some more in your hairy back door.... wasp style.

I had beans for dinner.

[ShinymetalASS]

My reply to the misquote was too freakin short to make up an interesting misquoted alternative.

Yeah I went there :cool:

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah I went him, and he was a top notch root



Hey, I told you that I would only have sex with you if you promised not to tell anyone. :swear:

[ShinymetalASS]

Hey, you promised not to tell anyone that I had never had sex . :swear:

Hey, you and I both know its your best interests to advertise! You'll never get a root by keeping yourself a secret

[Juice Biscuit]

Hey, you and I both know its your best interests to go down on me! You'll never get a ahead in this company otherwise


Hey, sexual harrasment is wrong, and it's within my rights to say no, and if you keep this up I'm going to tell your wife. :(

[Manshoon]

Hey, sexual harrasment is great, and it's within my rights to offer you everything I have, and if you keep this up I'm going to ask your wife to join in.

Well if I still considered myself married maybe....but no I dont think so.

[Juice Biscuit]

Well if people considered myself marrying a sheep ok, then maybe....but no I dont think so.


I'm sorry to hear that mate, if it was up to me you would be able to marry whoever and whatever you wanted.

[Funk Puppet]

You'd be sorry if you heard me mating. If I could get it up they wouldn't call me Mary or $5 to blow whoever or whatever.

Only $5. Gee I know a guy/goat that only charges $2. You could make $3 and still get head.

[dogwomble]

I'm only $5. The shemale I know who is a guygoat only charges $2 and could make $3 and still get someone's head.

You and your shemales, I dunno.....

[Elf_Girl]

You and my shemales, I dunno.....
are the shemales your bitches or something? are they your property? :eek:

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm a shameless male bitch! Want me to be your property? :D

You're already my property....but I always thought you were FEMALE! :eek:

[dogwomble]

You're already living in poverty....but I always thought you were FEMALE! :eek:

That has got to be one of the most offensive remarks i've seen in this thread to date

[Juice Biscuit]

That has got to be one of the most offensive looking birth marks i've seen



Arrh mate, that's what they call a vagina, it's meant to be that colour. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/thumb.gif

[Manshoon]

Arrh mate, that's my vagina, I dont think it's meant to be that colour tho. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/thumb.gif

Err I dont wanna know what colour it is then!

[dogwomble]

Err I dont wanna know what colour your piss is then!

I think it's bright green at the moment :)

[Manshoon]

Im glowing a bright green at the moment :)

Damn man too much radioactive substances for you!

[dogwomble]

Damn too much manly intoxicating substances for you!

I didn't realise there was such a thing?

[Funk Puppet]

I Just realised there is a thing in my bed! No wait.... t's just a pillow

Go back to sleep. It's all just a dream. Aliens can't get you if your head is under the covers.

[Manshoon]

GDont o back to sleep. It's not a dream. The Aliens will get you even if your head is under the covers.

Errr....ok.....Ill just rig up some booby traps then and catch me some alien!

[Funk Puppet]

Errr....ok.....Ill just rig up a video camera and catch me some alien porno!

Sweet! I want some unedited footage before the FBI/NSA/Neighbourhood Watch get hold of that one.

[Manshoon]

Shit! I want to report you to FBI/NSA/Neighbourhood Watch before some unedited footage gets out.

Damn man why cant you let the truth be told!!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Damn man!!! why cant you hold it still? let the truth be told!!
Yeah !! You said nothing about this in the brouchre!!!

[DCenT3]

i did so say you could grope her!!!

[MAX POWER]

You did so say I could grope her!!!

Whoa! Slow down Tiger!!! Thats not my call to make, you be a gentleman and ask her if she'd like to be groped. It's her call, not mine.

[Funk Puppet]

Whoa! Go down Tiger!!! This is a call I have to make. What's the number for the gentleman's club and I'll ask her if she'd like to be grouped. It's her call, not mine.

A group you say? Really..... Well I don't have the number try www.whitepages.com.au

[Serpent_Girl]

A group you say? Really? Well only if you wipe my ass first.

I'm not going anywhere near your arse, or your creepy "group" friends.

[Funk Puppet]

I'm not going anywhere near your homeless shelter, or your creepy "soup kitchen" friends.
I'm quite hurt! I was only homeless for a short time.... Manshoon isn't that bad.... Ok.... I take that last part back.

[Manshoon]

I'm gonna get hurt! Im gonna be homeless for a short time.... Manshoon is a bad bad man.... No really.... He is an evil evil bastard

Thats right....pick on me and ya out on ya ear boyo!

[catt]

Lets fight....pick on me and ya out on ya ear boyo!

Oooh violence how exciting :p

[Funk Puppet]

Oooh violins how enticing :p
Yeah I like a bit of string orchestra too.... Maybe with a beat behind it and a trance break in the middle.....

[STallingU]

Oooh flaming flatulence how exciting :p
Smell that. Burnt all the hairs on my arse. :flame:

[Serpent_Girl]

To hell with that, I can't smell anything! You say it's coming from my arse? :fart:

Yeah, that stench is so bad it could be lethal. You're probably just immune by now.

[MAX POWER]

Yeah, my stench is so bad, it could be lethal. You're probably just enjoying it by now.

Hey Lizard Chick! I may be alot of things, but some kinda faltulance-phile ain't one of 'em thank you very much :fart:

[dogwomble]

Hey frizzy dick! I may have alot of high pings, but some kinda faltu-lag-a-phile ain't one of 'em thank you very much :fart:

But if you have high pings, of course you're gonna lag!

[Manshoon]

Hey Lizard Chick! I may be alot of things, and some kinda faltulance-phile is one of 'em thank you very much :fart: How ever did you know!

Im sure it was the overpowering stench

[dogwomble]

Im sure it was the overpowering bar wench

So that's who you got preggers?

[Manshoon]

That's who you got me preggers!

You're pregnant?....congrats!

[ShinymetalASS]

Whores stagnate.....so do rats!

Yeah, well, maybe if you played with them a little more, they'd stay in better working condition. I dont know about your rats though. Fucking Pied Piper

[Cpt Jellybean]

Hung well? maybe if you played with it a little more? it'd stay in better working condition. I dont know about your crabs though? Fucking Poison Pussy
Don't worry yourslef I'm HUNG WELL!! and no std's

[Manshoon]

Damn I wish I was HUNG WELL!! and had no std's

Its ok there are operations for that nowdays.....as for the std's well...a lot of them can be treated.

[Funk Puppet]

Its ok there are sex change operations nowdays.....as for the studs well...a lot of them can be beaten.
Whoa! Come near me and I'll show you that my Kung Fu is strong. In the Imortal words of Bruce Lee "Go fuck yourself".

[Manshoon]

Whoa! Come near me and I'll show you that my Fuck Fu is strong. In the Immortal words of Jenna Jameson "Come fuck me big boy".

Ok we share a unit....thats all....I aint sharing anything else with you!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Ok shit unit....Fuck all....I aint sharing anything else with you!
Fine fuck off!!! I don't want anything!!!

[Manshoon]

Fine fuck face!!! This marriage is over I want everything!!!

I think you misunderstood.....When you went to Vegas last year it wasnt me that went with you to get married at the Elvis Chapel O' Love!

(props to Funk Puppet for this one)

[ShinymetalASS]

I think I miss my father's wood.....He took me to Vegas last year but it wasnt me that spent my juice all over the priest at the Catholic Chapel O' Love!

(hops to Hand Puppet for the next one)

"I need an adult!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!"

[Manshoon]

"I need a root!! I NEED A ROOT!!!"

Im sure I can give you a good one....and Im sure there will be a queue of people for that task!

[Serpent_Girl]

Im sure I can give you a good place in line....and Im sure there will be a queue of people in that one that I can just SHOVE right through!

What, by using the "I want my mummy!!!" line?

[Manshoon]

I want you to use the "who's your daddy!!!" line on me!

If you insist but why you would want me to be your daddy is beyond me!

[Kez]

If you insist but you want me to be your daddy. Okay

:aah:

[Cpt Jellybean]

::o:
That's right open UP!!!

[Manshoon]

Im going to open myself UP!!!

God not goatse style....Im running away from that!

[Serpent_Girl]

God I want goatse style....but I'm trying to run away from that!

Run, as fast as you can!! Don't go there...resist the urge! :greenman:

[Juice Biscuit]

Fuck me, as fast as you can!! Go there...you can't resist the urge! http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/fuck2.gif



Well as tempting as the offer is, I am on the way to the bank and must get there before it closes, your not the only one that wants me to leave a deposit. ;)

[Manshoon]

Well as tempting as I think I am, I must be on my way to the sperm bank again, and must get there before it closes, your not the only one that wants me to leave a deposit. ;)

Donate that spooge mate....Im sure you will make someone a happy!

[Funk Puppet]

Will you be my spooge mate?....Im sure I will make someone happy!
I hope your definition of "someone" is someone else.....

[Manshoon]

My definition of "someone" is someone else.....

Thats so mean!!....I thought you LOVED ME!!

[Kez]

Thats mean!!....I LOVED ME!!

:1337:

[Manshoon]

:fag:

yeah you are a bit of one....

[Funk Puppet]

:1337: I wish I was as cool and attractive as this midget oompaloompa
One day my Padawan, one day. You too can be as L337 as Billy Ray Cyrus' greatest hits on cassette.

[Kez]

yeah you are a bit young....

Fuck choo :spingo:

[Kez]

One day I'll pat my wand. I like hitting on Billy Ray Cyrus' casette in a 1337 manner

..

[Manshoon]

Fuck ME! :jizz:

No thanks Ill pass if ya dont mind....and if you think short replies will kill this thread....think again :)

[Serpent_Girl]

No thanks Ill pass out if ya dont mind....I think your short replies will kill this thread....I can't think anymore :(

Calm down, he's not going to kill the thread. Don't get upset, the thread shall LIVE! I think you need serious help if you're going to pass out over the death of a thread, though!

[Manshoon]

Cheer up, he's not going to kill the idea of sex. Don't get upset, the sex shall LIVE! I think I need serious help if you're going to pass out over the death of sex though!

I shall never let the sex die.....wanna help me keep it alive ;P

[robedwards99]

I shall never roll a six dice.....wanna help me reap it Clive ?

So.. you're a bit of a gambler then are you?

[minorproblem]

So.. you're a bit of a gambler then are you, how would you like to be my lead player in a salty sao competiton.
Gee wiz, i didnt know people where actually into that kinda thing, always thought it was a bit of a joke.

[Serpent_Girl]

I like to wizz on geeks, i didnt know people were also into that kinda thing, always thought it was a bit of a unusual thing.

Golden Shower!! Never had one, I don't think I want to either.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Golden Retriever!! Never had one, I don't think I want to either.
Theres heaps of other breeds to choose from?

[Manshoon]

Theres heaps of other ways to breed. Which way do you choose?

Im a bit partial to doggy style myself.....but missionary is always a good one too.

[robedwards99]

I have a partialy dodgy hairstyle myself.....but the missionary man has a good one around his tool.

Yeah, I have a trim down there now and again too. I can't stand too much growth, especially on women.

[Hired Goon]

Yeah, I have a dim the lights every now and again too. I can't stand too much girth, especially on women.

A...ha. I really, really hope you're talking about fat chicks!

[Manshoon]

A...ha. I really, really hope you're telling people about me and my fantasy with fat chicks!

Well my friend if they do it for you then go for it! More cushion for the pushin!

[robedwards99]

Jelly fiend! If they do it for you then do it! More wobble to nobble!

Oh shit.. you haven't got that 'feeder' fetish have you?? I am keeping well away in that case!

[Funk Puppet]

Oh shit.. you haven't got those 'feeder' fish have you?? I am keeping well away in that case!

Why? They're only Bristle nose! What do you have against ugly bottom feeders with spikes on their faces? Oh... I see your point. My bad.

[Manshoon]

Why? Dont you like my Bristley nose! What do you have against my ugly bottom with spikes on? Oh... I see your point. My bad.

Yes Im glad you can see why we think you are a complete freak!

[Juice Biscuit]

Yes Im glad you can see why everyone thinks that I'm a complete fuck!



Hey, don't worry man, you're not a complete fuck, you're :cool:.

[Manshoon]

Hey, I worry man, people say Im a complete fuck, but my mum says Im :cool:.

Im sure all of us here think you are too mate!

[Cpt Jellybean]

I'll sue alll of you! think about that mate!
C'mon, so you ate a turd, you seemed to like it?

[Manshoon]

C'mon, so I ate a turd, I really liked it!

Thats one hell of a shit eating fetish you have!

[StAUG]

I sure like to suck huge black cocks!

Oh my god! Bounce a rock of this one kids!

[Manshoon]

Oh my god! I loved it when Santa would bounce me on his rock hard lap!

You do realise he had a boner and was trying to give you some.....you poor poor bastard

[Funk Puppet]

Oh my god! Bounce a cock into one of those kids!
I hope they're over 18 you sick fuck!

[StAUG]

You do realise I have a boner and I'm trying to give it to myself... but i cant bend down that far. I don't know my father so I'm a bastard.

Them's the breaks, palo!

[Funk Puppet]

Theme for my party is spring break, paulo's doing the music *Girly Giggles*!
RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT. There's a time and place for that sort of thing...... Just remember : better to be safe than sorry.

[Cpt Jellybean]

RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT. There's a time and date on that video thing...... Just remember : better to be shaved than sorry.
Well that 70's look isn't really in anymore thank god!!!

[Manshoon]

I love that 70's look. I really think they look like gods!!!

Okay enough of the wacky tobaccy for you!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Okay enough of the wacky wacky for you!
Why I can still see!!

[Manshoon]

I cant see!!

fap less fuck more

[Cpt Jellybean]

fap less, fuck whores
Oh ok, that seems fair!!

[Manshoon]

Oh ok, should I go to a fair!!

If you like carnival types sure go for ya life!

[Cpt Jellybean]

If you like, cum as you type, you're sure going for ya life!
Well phone sex doesn't do it anymore........ or less

[Manshoon]

Well I like phone sex but its really doesn't do it anymore........ or less

Damn thats gotta be costing you a lot on ya phone bill!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Damn thats gotta be hurting you a lot on ya phone when it rings in your bum!!!
No, not really you get used to it!

[Funk Puppet]

No, I'm not ready. You get to use it!
No thanks i've finished with the vacuum cleaner. Do you have any windex?

[Serpent_Girl]

No thanks i've finished giving myself hickies with the vacuum cleaner. Did you just pass wind?

No, I did not. It's your own damn stench and you're doing all the vacuum cleaning from now on! :mad:

[Manshoon]

Yes, I did. It's your own damn fault for feeding me cabbage and Im doing all the vacuum cleaning from now on! :D

You can do all the vaccuming if you like I dont mind at all....just give me some warning when you are gonna fart again!

[Juice Biscuit]

You can do all the fapping you like I dont mind at all....just give me some warning when you are gonna spurt again!



I said, get ready bitch cause here I come. What more do you want?

[Manshoon]

Im ready bitch, are you gonna come. What more do you want me to do?

Errr okay.....I dont swing that way.....Im sure someone will give you a hand tho

[Juice Biscuit]

Errr okay.....but mine leans to the right, Im sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that it's always in my right hand tho





No of cause it doesn't, I see no link what so ever.http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif

[Asmodeus]

No of cause it wasn't, I see no cock what so ever.

Wait till you lift her skirt. Then you'll be in for a surprise.

[Indian girl]

Wait till you lift her skirt. Then you'll be in for a surprise.


What if that shit hurts? Maybe somebody will die.

[Manshoon]

Wait till you lift my skirt. Then you'll be in for a surprise.

You wear a skirt?....Im surprised you didnt try to pass it off as a kilt....tho the little flowers on it might make it hard.

[StAUG]

Yes! I fucking wear skirts! I surprise old women making quilts! Although the little flower girls make me hard too.

That makes baby jesus cry.

[Manshoon]

I make baby jebus cry.

You mean bastard!

[StAUG]

I give mean blowjobs.

Oh isn't that a prelude to a come up!

[Manshoon]

Oh I love to take it from behind and have you come upon my face!

Errr....sorry mate.....not my thing

[ms edeity]

Errr....wanna mate?.....i'll use my thing
it's ineffective.

[StAUG]

I humped the gate so much my cock is now in a sling.

Oh god do you ever stop!

[ms edeity]

Oh god shoon, don't ever stop!
ffs get a room you two

[StAUG]

ffs I can't get no poon and so my balls are blue

Roofies!

[Manshoon]

Get a room and Ill join you two

Woo threesome action!!

[Bostonmess]

Oooh, I'm in traction.

That's what happens when you play strip twister. (http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=strip+twister&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)

[StAUG]

Guess what happens when I play sister fister.

Lay down and die.

[Serpent_Girl]

Lick my down and die.

Never heard of anyone dying from that before but if you say so..

[Manshoon]

Ive heard of people dying from that before. You should stay away from it..

Damn death by licking!

[RedMaN]

Dammit! I want death, by licking!
Whatever floats your boat!!
/me grabs nearby whore and pushes her in Manshoon's direction ;)

[Manshoon]

I can float your boat!!
/me grabs nearby sexy female and pushes her in Manshoon's direction ;)

Send em all my way....Ill take good care of them!!

[ms edeity]

Sent em all gay....I like hair on them!!

whoo hoo!(minus that hair thing)

[Manshoon]

whoo hoo!(minus that hair on thingy)


Did you ask thingy if you could shave him??....or did you plan to use some nads?

[ms edeity]

for a cheap cask i bought thingy to enslave him....i plan to abuse his nads!

what a bargain just try and avoid amnesty international.

[Cpt Jellybean]

what a bargain? just try and shave a tasty international slice.
I'm sorry I must have walked in on a conversation half way?

[Manshoon]

I'm sorry I must have got my conversion done half way?

So you are now a she-male?

[Cpt Jellybean]

So what, you like a she-male?
No NO you are very wrong!!!!!

[Manshoon]

Yes YES my mind is very wrong!!!!!

Yes I can see that it is.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Yes I can see that, it isn't special.
Well that's the last time I take you to a strip show!

[Manshoon]

Well that's the last time I do a strip show!

God I hope so....I think Im scarred for life!

[Elf_Girl]

God I'm on dope so....I think Im fucked for life!
Probably..sorry to hear that mate.. there there.

[Manshoon]

I probably can..Id like to hear that you want to be my mate.. and touch me there and there.

Oooooeeeeer.....I dunno about mate.....but I can mate with ya :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

eeeeer.....I dunno about Satan.....but you can mate with a goat :D

Ok I'll keep that in mind, FREAK!!!!!!!!

[Manshoon]

Ok I'll start killing my mind, I AM A FREAK!!!!!!!!

Yes we know you are....and we all love you for it

[Elf_Girl]

Yes wee now, you are....and we all love you for it
I'm not wee'ing. (is that even a word?) anyways I dunno who you're talking to.

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm not wanking. (is that even a possible?) anyways I dunno who I'd fap to.




I think that the word 'wank' can be adopted to females as well, and feel free to fap off to me, but I must warn you that it may make you cum too fast.


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[Manshoon]

I'm not wee'ing here. (is that even a word?) anyways I dunno who I'm talking to.

Good idea not to wee here....do that in the toilet please. As for who you are talking to....if you dont know how are we supposed to??

[Elf_Girl]

Good idea to wee here....not in that toilet, please. As for who you are talking to....if you know how, are we supposed to??
I beleive I can teach you to talk :D
And whats wrong with peeing in toilets? I'm rather worried where you pee. :eek:

[Manshoon]

I beleive I can teach you to wank :D
And whats wrong with peeing on the floor? I'm rather worried where you pee. :eek:

I pee into a toilet (or behind a convienent tree)....saves breaking out the mop and bucket to clean the floor. As for teaching me to wank....please give me a demonstration!! :D

[Elf_Girl]

I pee into a bucket (or behind a convienent wall)....saves breaking a mop or bucket to clean the floor. As for teaching me to wank....please give me a demonstration!! :D
After all that information that was not needed, I don't think you deserve a demonstration! :p

[Manshoon]

After all that information I really need some now, I don't know if you really deserve a demonstration! :p

Ooooh dont tease me now.....thats just mean!

[Elf_Girl]

Ooooh tease me now.....I want to be mean!
You're mean when being teased? wow, I learn something new every day! :D

[Manshoon]

I can be mean when being teased! Can you help me learn something new every day! :D

I certainly can......Its amazing how mean some girls can get when you tease them the right way :p

[Elf_Girl]

I certainly came......Its amazing how mean some girls can get if you tease them the wrong way :p
well tease them the right way then...and I don't need to know when you came! atleast keep that info to yourself, you dont hear me bragging every time sheesh! :D

[Manshoon]

well tease me the right way then...and I'm sure Ill know when you come! atleast keep me going all night, you'll hear me bragging every time! :D

Im sure you will....Im sure you will!

[Elf_Girl]

Im sure I will....Im sure you'll fill!
Is that a form of poetry? ... charming, yes indeed..and fill with what?!

[Manshoon]

Is that a form of poetry? ... its so beautiful, yes indeed..and please fill me up!

If you insist I will.....well and truly and you wont leave unsatisfied!

[Elf_Girl]

If you exit my will.....truly you wont leave satisfied!
aww dammit! and I can exit your will if I want! :D

[Juice Biscuit]

aww dam you hawtt! and I can go up your exit if I want! :D



WHAT,



meh ok, you can go up my exit, just don't leave a mess.

[Serpent_Girl]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?,



meh ok, if you exit the room, just don't leave a mess a "mess".

Awww poor diddums doesn't want to clean up other people's sex mess. On second thought, I don't want to either!

[Juice Biscuit]

Ohhh, darling why don't you want to lick up my sex mess. On second thought, I don't want you to either!



What isn't my tounge good enough for your muff now??

[BtrFly]

What isn't my lounge good enough for your stuff now??

Fine then just move it off the couch and onto the floor if thats the way you feel!

[Manshoon]

We can just move it off the couch and onto the floor if thats the way you like!

Nah the couch is better I dont wanna get carpet burns from the floor again :D

[robedwards99]

Oh Yah! the coochie is better, but I dont wanna take Mr Burns on the floor again :fag:

A gay Simpsons fetish is it??? Do you like to stuff it in anything yellow and masculine?

[ms edeity]

A gay Simpsons fetish it is!!! I do like to stuff it in anything yellow and masculine!
bananas are also good for potassium! :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Manshoon]

I can show you how bananas are also good for potassium! :banana: :banana: :banana:

Please give us a demonstration of your banana usage :D

[Cordis]

Please give us a demonstration of your banana usage :D

Banana's make my ear's itchy.

[Funk Puppet]

Banana's make my dick twitchy.
Oook!!!

[ms edeity]

Book em' Danno!!!
concealment of a loaded banana

[Cordis]

concealment of a loaded banana

How many times have I told you not to feed the help desk monkeys! (sorry guys)

[robedwards99]

How many times have I sold weed to help the pesky junkies? (sorry gals)

I guess they need it to keep thier sanity!

[ms edeity]

I really need help with syphillis!
penicillan? or stop screwing those junkies!

[Cordis]

penicillan? or stop screwing those junkies! The pain of having to put up with goody two shoes.