The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by BtrFly
wool - here's my fun!!

I'm not from New Zealand

[AVataRR]

Originally posted by reaperman
I'm from New Zealand

these misquotes are getting tired.

[utopian]

Originally posted by AVataRR
these threads are getting me fired
I see you made the same mistake as SOC.

[huwbacca]

Originally posted by utopian
I mistook my underpants for socks.

That could become quite painful.

[oracle]

Originally posted by huwbacca
When I cum it's quite painful.Perhaps you should see a doctor about that?

[Scythe]

Originally posted by oracle
Perhaps a doctor should see my fat?


Only if you're really obese.

[nosedog]

Originally posted by Scythe
moan if you're fucking a geese.

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers

[Sodapop]

Originally posted by kleph
Is this Walt Disney without a chaperone?


Its not funny my ass is on fire.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Sodapop
I often plug my ass with flies.

Your parents would be proud.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by rosamund
Your anal vents must be loud.

Buy me a Range Rover

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
Bugger me out on the Range, Rover

There's laws against that, you know.

[astro]

Originally posted by Scythe
My jaw's full of scat, you ho.

I often enjoy gazing up at the stars.

[pleed]

Originally posted by astro
I often enjoy gazing up your arse.

You didn't happen to see my dentures did you?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by pleed
Who wasn't rapping to The Adventures crew?

They are a real band!

[PullMyFinger]

Originally posted by reaperman
They are a real band!

Cray is a real man.

[AVataRR]

Originally posted by PullMyFinger
This misquote idea is over my head

That's as clear as day.

[Up_All_Night]

Originally posted by AVataRR
You're Clearly Gay


Lets go lay on the grass

[Nandragon]

Get your toungue out of my ass

Your mama was a two dollar whore
She has the fist full of quarters to prove it!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Your lama has a nuclear core
We face a pist off martyr who spits!
(Pretty bad, i know)

A new kind of bomb?

[PranK]

Originally posted by reaperman
A bum kind of new?

what do we have to do?

i dont geddit... :confused:

[SamBo]

Originally posted by PranK
who do I have to screw?

i wanna getsome... :confused:


Why don't you go find pumpy then?!

[PranK]

Originally posted by SamBo
I'm gunna have me some pumpy then!


ok... whatever floats your boat...

[SamBo]

Originally posted by PranK
ok... I wanna fuck a boat...

woah! well, i am sure you wont have any trouble making it fit!

[PranK]

Originally posted by SamBo
do you think this dress will fit?!

um... i dunno... but i think you'll look great in it. :D

[SamBo]

Originally posted by PranK
um... i dunno... but i think I wanna fuck a goat in it. :D
you would, you sick freak!

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by SamBo
your wood, you stick freak!

Sounds like it's time to measure it ??

[PranK]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
i'd measure it, but i'd cry. :(

you poor soul.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by PranK
you poo soil.

It's rich, it's dark, it's textured, but it ain't soil...

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by rosamund
It's rich, it's dark, it's textured, but it ain't soft...

You must be talking about that "Glory Hole" website ...

[Scythe]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
You must be pimping my "Glory Hole" website ...

Well, if you get off on that sort of thing....

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by Scythe
Smell, if you get the shit off your ring....
Ewwwww, nasty stuff indeed you freak

[oracle]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
Ewwwww, nasty stuff inside my crack Biscuit chicken hittin' the wicked

[Scythe]

Originally posted by oracle
Bustin a move on the chicken sittin' on my wick

There's a definite animal fetish around here......

[rascuache]

Originally posted by Scythe
Am i the only person with an animal fetish in here?......

Speaking for myself.......Yes, pets are for petting not for sucking

[sperm]

Originally posted by rascuache
Spanking myself.......Yet, dreaming for heavy petting & hot far-stretching deep-throated sucking

where were you when i was looking !

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by sperm
where was the basil when i was cooking !

i seem to have misplaced my spices...

[Scythe]

Originally posted by BtrFly
i seem to have gotten laid thanks to my 'spices'...

No date rape drugs, I hope?

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Scythe
No date rape drugs for The Pope?

I dont think he needs them

[astro]

Originally posted by SamBo
I dont think he kneads them

I certainly hope not! God would be appalled!

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by astro
I certainly hope not! God would be bald!

I always thought of him as having long grey hair.

[SamBo]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I always love guys with long grey hair.

I bet you're popular with the old bikers then!

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by SamBo
I bet you're popular with the old hitch hikers then!
Bit more popular than Ivan Milat.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I'm more popular now that I have a mullet.


More popular? What, are you in prison?!?

[imp]

Originally posted by rosamund
Most popular? What IS this position?!?

Wow. Need some K-Y?

[Scythe]

Originally posted by imp
Wow. Need some K-Y?

Don't really need to misquote this......

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by Scythe
Didn't need to miscoat that much......

I think you did ...

[SamBo]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
my sink has had it

have you tried using Draino?

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by SamBo
have you cried during the rain?

well this is certainly a personal question!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by BtrFly
Hell is a hormonal equestrian!

Horses of courses.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by reaperman
Horses off crosses.

I agree ... they should be taken down.

[ToaDady]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I hate greeks ... they should be shot down.

you shouldn't hate them for there gyro's

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by ToaDady
you should mate with them for there biro's

I'm not that desperate for a pen.

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I'm really desperate for men.

Thats what the desperate and dateless forum is for matey

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by hooptieride
I'm desperate and dateless for.... um.... mating

Well ... I hear the computer is a good way of picking up now ??

[rosamund]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Well ... I heard that commuters have a good day picking up cows??

I'ts good for stress relief... or so I'm told... :rolleyes:

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by rosamund
I'ts good for dress relief... or so I'm cold... :rolleyes:

I know some women I'd like to relieve of their dresses, and If you're cold, put something on.

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I know some women like to relieve themselves in their dresses, and If you're cold, put someone on.

is that an offer?

[CMYK]

Originally posted by Asmodeus
I was so pissed that after I had fucked the really smelly old whore I couldn't get off her.

Sounds like you had had a few too many vodka and tonics before you picked up the manky old slapper.

[ToaDady]

Originally posted by CMYK
I hear sounds ,like when i think of yoda and two hicks while I pick up the monkey and spank it. .

You should rent a whore ,so you don't have to satisfy yourself.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by ToaDady
You should rent a door ,so you don't have people watching you satisfy yourself.
You see, I don't want to watch you having a flog.

[ToaDady]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
You see, My wife is a hog.

If you can't love the one you want , love the one your with.

[CMYK]

Originally posted by ToaDady
If you don't have a monospaced font, you'll use less width.

I used to use Courier New but now I prefer Monotype Corsiva.

[gooey]

Originally posted by CMYK
I used to abuse couriers, but now I prefer Monocycle clowns.


perhaps you should try trapeze artists?

[imp]

Originally posted by gooey
perhaps you should fry trapeze artists?

I prefer them broiled.

[Commander Super]

Originally posted by imp
I'd prefer to rub oil on them.

mmmm mmm, thank the lord above for kinky girls

[Conny!]

Originally posted by Commander Super
mmmm mmm, thank the lord above for Billy Ray Cyrus

I don't really like the mullet hair style

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by St. Anger
I don't really like the militia style

Yes .. they are rather cranky sometimes.

[Conny!]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Yes ..i enjoy crack.

Drugs are bad!

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by St. Anger
Dweebs are bad!

Thank god I've posted enough messages to get past that.

[Conny!]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Thank god , i am a nerd. This is cause for celebration.

I too, want to be a nerd sometime. But a really cool nerd like Colin Farrell's character in The Recruit.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by St. Anger
I too, want to eat a turd sometime. But a really cool turd like the one Colin Farrell served up as a performance in The Recruit.

He was the bomb in Tigerland and Phone Booth, though. :D

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by rosamund
He was the bum in Tiger Island and Connie Booth, though. :D

Being a bum ... a hole new meaning to crack up.

[gyrus]

crack kills

[rosamund]

Originally posted by gyrus
crack pills?

No thankyou. Do you have any crack brownies? :weed:

[Scythe]

Originally posted by rosamund
Yeas thank you. Do you have any brown cracks? :weed:

I thought all cracks were brown....

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Scythe
I fought tall slacks for the crown....

Damn those pants were hard to get on.

[Misao]

Originally posted by reaperman
Damn those pants were hard to get off.
Why were you taking Scythe's pants off? :eek:

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by reaperman
Cram my pants with a hard-on


Yeah thats an uncomfortable feeling

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by iaidoka
My Aunt gives me an uncomfortable feeling

Is it the way she looks at you, or kisses you goodbye?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Is it the way she cooks for you, or watches American Pie?

Worst Quote Ever!

[Conny!]

Originally posted by reaperman
Worst Coat Ever!

How can you see their coat?! You can't see what i'm wearing can you?

[rosamund]

Originally posted by St. Anger
How can you sleep with a goat?! You can't tell if they love you, can you?

look deep into their eyes. then you will know...

[imp]

Originally posted by rosamund
look deep into my anus. then you will know...

I'll be fine without knowing, thanks.

[kré]

Originally posted by imp
I'm fine and you know it kthx

ain't no doubt :o

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by cray
tain't no bout :o
Seems like fighting to me.

[gyrus]

I killed a brotha for smudgin my puma n' shit. Steppin to this mofo?

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by gyrus
I drilled my brotha for smudgin my human shit, skippin to this music?

Yeah .. ok ... whatever ...

[rosamund]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Yah .. i'm so gay ... whateeverrr ...

Out and proud!!! :) sniff... i'm so happy for you.

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by rosamund
Cold and dead!!! :) stiffy... i'm so hot for you.

But do you like bananas?

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by Asmodeus
But dude, you like Eric Bana!

That green suit does nothin for me.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
That mean root dumps tons of peee.

That's some fucked up shit fella

[nosedog]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
I'm stuck in your shit fella
Kurtz has been using crazy glue instead of KY again.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by nosedog
Hurts as my bean bruising hazy blue, stuck in between of my fly again.

There's just something about Mary.

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by reaperman
I'm just a big fairy.

Talk to pirate

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by Asmodeus
Stalk the pirate

That would be arsefarming.

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I'd rather be arsefarming.

While speaking the words of jabberwocky?

[DodgyAmnesiac]

Originally posted by Asmodeus
While humping the legs of a guy who is in hockey?

that sounds fun... ooo dirty ;)

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by DodgyAmnesiac
fat mounts one... or thirty ;)

good luck to the fat then.

[CMYK]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
A good fuck is a fat hen.

As they say "The bigger the cushion the better the pushin'!"

[gyrus]

So da lady got some junk in da trunk, just more cushin for the pushin baby.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by gyrus
So da lady put some spunk in my bum, just more pushin for the anal baby.

That was a cunt of a staement to misquote...don't do it again....

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
There was a clump of semen on my scrotum ...don't remove it again....

Who else will clean your short and curlies?

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by rosamund
Who else will iron your short and curlies?

Careful, If you make them straight, they will poke out your eyes.

[DodgyAmnesiac]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Careful, If you make them late, they wont poke at your thighs.

now, you wouldn't want to make them late, would you?

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by DodgyAmnesiac
now, you wouldn't want to make them inflate, would you?
No .. I like them as flat as possible.

[pleed]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Yes... I like them as fat as possums.

Possums aren't that fat, but you can take 'em how you like 'em.

[MuffinMan]

Originally posted by pleed
Possums aren't that fat, but you can bake 'em how you like 'em.

mmmm tasty charcoal possums

[gyrus]

I like possums, can I say l like possies

[reaperman]

Originally posted by gyrus
I like bosums, can I say l like pussies?

The rename thread still lives!

[Scythe]

Originally posted by reaperman
The reamer still jives!

So many crude jokes still come to mind.....

[CMYK]

Originally posted by Scythe
How many rude blokes will come in my mouth?

I dunno, but you can count me OUT.

[pleed]

Originally posted by Scythe
Do many crude bikers still come to zgeek?.....

I don't think they ever left.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by CMYK
I want my butt to be reamed OUT.

Go and find a fag then

[Drinking Duck]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
Blow my arse with a whole big bag of them

Just be careful with the lubrication

[CMYK]

Originally posted by Drinking Duck
Be careful. It could be a fabrication...

But then again it's prolly all true. Especially the bit about Pirate and arsefarming.

[gooey]

Originally posted by CMYK
it's all true. Pirate is an arsefarmer.


yarrrr, beware zgeek newbies.

[SamBo]

Originally posted by gooey
yarrrr, where be the zgeek boobies?

That's what I'd like to know!

[CMYK]

Originally posted by SamBo
Guess what? I'd like to blow a donkey!

A donkey, you say? What about a horse?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by CMYK
A monkey who writes plays? What about a verse!

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by reaperman
It was the best of hymens, it was the worst of hymens?

Then break it .. that's what it's there for.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Lets breakdance .. that's what i'm here for.

I think you're a little out of touch....

[CMYK]

Originally posted by Scythe
I'll drink your sperm from my mother's crutch....

She always was a good sport, my mum!

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by CMYK
She always up for a good root my mum!

Good thing she only charges five bucks

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
Good Thingy, he only barges live ducks

He has his principles.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by reaperman
He had his principal.

Pants around his ankles, on the snooker table.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Pants around my ankles, nookie on the table.

Hey, whatever does the job, buddy.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Scythe
Hey, leather makes me sob, Noddy.

Poor Bigears

[hazza]

Originally posted by reaperman
Im sorry... They melvined me


Hit... You sunk my battleship!

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by hazza
Shit you stunk up my battleship!

Must have been a good fart.

[huwbacca]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Someone give me a jam tart.

What about a jam pie?

[CMYK]

Originally posted by huwbacca
What about I jam my cock in your hair pie?

Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by CMYK
Mend thee a foreskin, we're going to France.

Nothing like Paris in the fall.

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I froze all my parts in Nepal.

Those poor innocent mountain goats.

[MoleTeaser]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
That Paul and I are mounting goats.

I hope the sheep don't feel too rejected.

[royale]

Originally posted by MoleTeaser
I hope the sheep like being anally injected.

Still dreaming of a New Zealand Holiday?

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by royale
I was reamed the New Zealand way!

I honestly don't want to know what that is.

[CMYK]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
I honestly know what it's like to be jammed full of New Zealand cock, balls and all, in my anal passage.

I hope you used lubrication!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by CMYK
I hope this is not testification.

That would be a worry.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by reaperman
That wood is a worry.

It's not that big, is it?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
That's not my cig, is it?

Sorry, i forgot i don't smoke.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by reaperman
Sorry, i forgot i don't poke.

Gee, I was starting to miss this thread.

[CMYK]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Me, I was starting to miss giving head.

How much do you charge?

[Necron]

two and a half inches large?

Im gonna kill that cat with my baseball bat

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Necron
Im gonna fill my twat with a fat rat.

Hey, to each his own.

[t101]

Originally posted by Scythe
Hey, my bitch has blown.

Well, you should have treated her better.

[imp]

Originally posted by t101
Well, you should have treated her in butter.

Butter heals all wounds

[tikdoph]

Nice body, butter face... ;)

[t101]

Originally posted by tikdoph
Nice body, but her face... :eek:

That's very shallow you know

[CMYK]

Originally posted by t101
I swallow, you know


Gobble it down, then.

[MsKara]

Originally posted by CMYK
I like to go down on men.

Don't we all

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by MsKara
Don't we all

YES!!!!! Me too :P

[MsKara]

Originally posted by dogwomble
YES!!!!! I do :D

You finally said yes to marrying me?

[dogwomble]

Fuck yes I mean no I mean I'm confused.

[MsKara]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Fuck yes I mean no I mean I feel used.

I told ya he didn't want a relationship

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by MsKara
I told ya I didn't want a relationship

Yes, ineed I did.

[MsKara]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, I like to eat pig.

I don't. It takes yucky :p

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, i need a bib.

Damn, i hate it when i drool

[MsKara]

Originally posted by reaperman
I really like Tool

Yeh, they're a good band

[CMYK]

Originally posted by MsKara
Yeh, there's a good hand: 4 aces

Better double my bet and raise you a tenner

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by CMYK
Better double my order and buy you a tenner

Better triple that.

[MsKara]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I bought a new hat.

Yeh? what kind?

[MoleTeaser]

Originally posted by MsKara
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

MsKara is indeed a mosquito!

[MoleTeaser]

Oh I'm sorry, I misread the title of this thread.

Originally posted by MsKara
Yeeehaa! i'm blind!

And I have a small, bent penis but it's nothing to cheer about.

[MsKara]

Originally posted by MoleTeaser
I have a small, bent penis. I'm sorry I wore it out.

That's ok dude... just give it a rest now

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by MsKara
That's ok dude... just give it a test now

I hope it works for you.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
I hope it sucks dick for you.

And then it can start batting for my team.

[FatherShark]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I just cannot stop batting myself until I cream.

That's, erm, nice. Single are you?

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by FatherShark
That's, erm, nice. Sunol are you?

Get that guy outa here.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Get that gay outa my queer.

Rape rape! Murder murder! Sunol you goatraper.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Rape rape! Murder murder! Sunol you goatraper.

Sorry ... that was too good to misquote.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Sorry ... that was too good to feed my antelope.

You have an antelope?

[gamooma]

You want to elope?

Not with you.

[FatherShark]

Originally posted by gamooma
Not with ewe.

I find I have an intolerance for sheep fuckers

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by FatherShark
I find I have a tolerance for goatse.cx

Hmmm, is it becoming an addiction?

[t101]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Here I sit, beckoning an erection

You just have to ask....

[Necron]

Why are you wearing that Mask?


Hiding myself from reality

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Hitting myself with a meaty fist

At least you're not limp wristed

[Necron]

Thank god your not as bad as Limp Bizkit


I hate that wannabe Fred Durst

[nosedog]

Originally posted by Necron
I gave the Wallabies head first.

Never knew you were a rugby groupie.

[t101]

Originally posted by nosedog
Never chew on a rugrat's poopie.

I'd say that comment is redundant.

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by t101
I'd say that cement is retardant.

Whatever gets you hard.

[t101]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Watersports gets me hard.

You should go to the toilet like everyone else.

[Necron]

I like to go to the toilet in front of everyone else


Why would you do that?

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Wire, wood and doodads

You can build a cubby house with that.

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
You cant put your chubby in that.


And why not, Its all fair game!

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Dry Rot - Its a fun game!

Remind me not to come to any of your parties!

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
Remind me not to try and get into your panties!

No But I just love the smell of Pussy in the morning

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
No headbutting the small pussycat this morning

Fine. I'll clothesline the goldfish then.

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
Fine. I'll define the boldprint then.

That Essay what really easy

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Espresso is really tasty

Yeah, but it keeps you up at night

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
Yeah, but it's hard to keeps it up all night


Man thats pathetic

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Asshat heretic

I know you are but what am I?

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
You know I am but what are you?

Obviously not a hillbilly

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Oblivious to hidden bullion

You wouldn't make a very good Pirate then would you, matey?

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
You wouldn't make out with Pirate would you, matey?


No, Not never. But Buffy sounds hot

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Forever and ever - Buttfucking sounds hot

Just make sure he's well prepared.

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
Just make sure he uses preparation H.

Man I dont know what your into but Im into Chicks

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Men I know want to put themselves into hicks

We're back to hillbillys again? This is getting disturbing...

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
We're back to smoking billy's again!. Is that an arm sling?... \


Yeah I know, But what are you going to do!

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
:banana:


Yeah I know, bananas are far to few!

Which is why I have one as my avatar.

[CMYK]

Originally posted by t101
Which is why I have one as my anal vibrator.

The bend gets round the sigmoid colon.

[t101]

Originally posted by CMYK
Bend around and kiss your rectum.

I'm not that agile, and I have better things to do.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by t101
You should go to the pubic area like everyone else.

Isn't that what we all do every day?

[t101]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Does that watch beep all day?

Yeah, the alarm's busted.

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
Yeah, my arm's busted. (from too much fap fap)


Man, isnt that bad for eyesight

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Man wasnt meant for high lights

So christmas decorations on the floor then?

[MsKara]

Originally posted by t101
So all recollections are out the door then?

Oh yeh it was a big night

[t101]

Originally posted by MsKara
Over there was a dog fight

I hope there was no illegal gambling going on

[Necron]

Originally posted by MsKara
Booyah that was a good fight

You are a sick puppy

(Ahhh Shit, someone beat me to it) - nevermind

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
You are a sick puppy

(to eat Shit, and have someone beat you) - you'll never learn

I agree - morals in the gutter that one

[DarkMaTTer]

Originally posted by Necron
I enjoy beating sick puppies like this one

(Ahhh Shit, someone beat me to it) - nevermind

Shit man I'm calling the RSPCA - that is just not on. edit: :mad:

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by DarkMaTTer
Shit man I'm whoring the RSPCA - that would give me a hard on. edit: :mad:

Bloody beastiality I don't know.

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
If thats not Originality, I don't know.


What youve never heard of that before

[MsKara]

Originally posted by Necron
What youve never had one before

No he's a virgin :p

[CMYK]

Originally posted by Necron
What you've never screwed a cat before?


They squeal like crazy if you don't lube them well.

[Necron]

Originally posted by MsKara
No im a virgin :p

Can I Deflower you

[DarkMaTTer]

Originally posted by Necron
Can I Deficate on you

People on this board are seriously sick. Get a life you sick porn freaks!

[Pirate]

Originally posted by DarkMaTTer
People on this board have some seriously big dicks. You should all get into porn! Man, now I can start my porn empire!

[t101]

Originally posted by Pirate
Man, now I can start my prawn empire!

Pirate's Seafood? I'd like to see that

(PS: Arsefarmer :D)

[Necron]

Originally posted by t101
Pirate's hard wood? I'd love to try that

(PS: Arsefarm me :D)

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Blahblahblahblahblah

Do you ever shut up?

[DarkMaTTer]

Originally posted by t101
Do you ever give up?

mmm....nope!

[MsKara]

Originally posted by DarkMaTTer
mmm....dope!

Yeh it's pretty good isn't it?

[CMYK]

Originally posted by MsKara
Yet it's pretty small for wood isn't it?

Do all the girls ask that?

[MsKara]

Originally posted by CMYK
Do all the girls like asshat?

Hell no! Can't stand him

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by MsKara
Hell on earth! Can't ban him

Didn't realise MsKara was an admin?

[MsKara]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Don't worry MsKara, I'm have him!

Happy to hand him over. Share and share alike I always say

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by MsKara
Unhappy to give hand jobs, without receiving. Share and share alike I always say

Well that is a mighty fine philosophy :P

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by MsKara
Unhappy to give hand jobs, without receiving. Share and share alike I always say

Well that is a mighty fine philosophy :P

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by MsKara
Happy to fist him over. Share and share alike I always say

I'm not info fisting.

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I'v hot info on fisting.

speaking from personal experience ?

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by iaidoka
speaking from intel intelligence?

geez i never knew there was any...

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by BtrFly
geez i always knew there was amyl...

And yet you haven't tried it?

[CMYK]

Originally posted by iaidoka
My arse is leaking from that personal experience

Try using panty liners or a Tena Lady

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by CMYK
Try using ocean liners or a $$Tenner Lady

You slut CMYK!

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by dogwomble
You suck dick!

well we did all suspect....

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by BtrFly
well we did oil the fence....

What's the point in that?

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Where's the cat in the hat?

Dunno, but i hear hes on at the cinemas soon...

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by BtrFly
Dunno, but i can't hear because he's on at the cinemas soon...

Enough said.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I give bad head.

You'll never pick up with an attitude like that, buddy.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Scythe
You'll never get it up with an ego like that, fuckwad.

Oh yeah, says who?

[CMYK]

Originally posted by dogwomble
'Oh yeah', says whoever it is I am fucking

There's so many I've lost count

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by CMYK
They're so hairy I can't count

Stop playing with your pubic hairs in public!

[CMYK]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Stop playing musical chairs in public!

Someone always gets hurt when the music stops.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by CMYK
Someone always gets fucked when the big dick stops.

How does that make sense?

[Whiskers]

Originally posted by CMYK
Why does misquoting somebody have to involve rhyming?

What an astute observation!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Whiskers
What an acute dislocation!

I told you too much fapping was bad for you.

[MsKara]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I told you too much clapping was bad for you.

yes it's quite disturbing

[FatherShark]

Originally posted by MsKara
yes it's quite feverishly arousing


Feel free to invade this board of my own making!
http://sharkwreck.proboards20.com/

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by MsKara
yes I'm quietly disrobing

Whatch out for the guy accross the street with the telescope.