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BtrFly
03-12-2003, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by CMYK
There's so few, i think i might cry
aww there, there... things will pick up
FireHart
03-12-2003, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by BtrFly
thingy will be picked up
And who would want to do that? It's like groping your testicles in public.
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by FireHart
And who would want to do that? It's like going to the toilet in public.
Very gross. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
FireHart
03-12-2003, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by BtrFly
Very grassy. You ought to shave yourself.
Indeed weed kicks ass and yes, I do shave myself.
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by FireHart
Indeed seeds kicks ass.
must be that youre a vegetarian
FireHart
03-12-2003, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by BtrFly
must be that youre a vehement
Indeed I am horny.
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by FireHart
Indeed I have horns.
Ahh so thats where your name comes from.
FireHart
03-12-2003, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by BtrFly
so thats where you cum from.
Yes dear, it's called penis. Or Mr. Dick. Or just Dickie between vaginas.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by FireHart
Yes dear, it's called a wiener. Or Mr. Quick. Or just Quickie between the covers.
My my this thread is getting sexual!!!
Asmodeus
03-12-2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by FireHart
It's what i put into the dear, it's called penis. Or Mr. Dick. Or just Dickie between vaginas. The deer love me.
and all for 4.98 a minute, right?
Originally posted by Asmodeus
All up my cock is 4.98 centimetres. That's minute, right?
Yes, Asmo... it's tiny.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by CMYK
Yes, Asmo... it's squelchy.
Hehehe ... have you been feeling dick again to find out whose got the oh so lovely squelchy ones?
Asmodeus
03-12-2003, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hehehe ... have you been feeling sick again? found out whorew got the oh so lovely runny ones?
makes em glow in teh dark
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Asmodeus
makes em blow in teh dark
Hehehe and suck.
Asmodeus
03-12-2003, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
me me me me me and buck.
who's buck?
Originally posted by Asmodeus
Whose gonna suck me off for a buck?
Not me, Asmo. But you never know what $100 will get you...
DodgyAmnesiac
03-12-2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by CMYK
do me asmo. in the butt and you never know what will come out after you...
holy shit... you weirdo =D
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by DodgyAmnesiac
unholy pea soup... here comes the exorcist reference
and here i thought it unnecessary
Originally posted by BtrFly
and here i bought an accessory
Don't need any shopping tips thanks.
Necron
03-12-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by t101
I'd like you to stop looking at my tits thanks.
Mmmm, boobies
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by t101
Don't need any fapping tips thanks.
Take it from someone who knows ... yes you do.
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Mmmm, bobbies
never knew you had a thing for cops. good to know
Necron
03-12-2003, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
My Beaver has a thing for cocks. good to know
W00t!, Score
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Necron
hard core!
knew that was what you were watching... you sick person you!
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
never knew you had a fling with slutss. good to know
You're almost as bad as Sunol. *giggles* *runs* *hides*
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
knew that was how you were fapping ... you sick person you!
Speak for yourself.
BtrFly
03-12-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Speak for Sunol.
i would never do such a thing... EWWW GROSS! You may though...
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
i would never screw such an animal... EWWW GROSS! You may grow...
What is it I'm supposed to be growing?
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hey, is my suppository showing?
That is just gross.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by t101
That thing just flossed.
Good, it maes it easier to kiss then..,
pleed
03-12-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Great!, it now have blisters on my arse..,
To much information, girlfriend!
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by pleed
To much fornication, girlfriend!
Didn't realise there was such a thing?
Necron
03-12-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
God, that makes it easier to piss..,
Huh, Did I miss something?, have you been eating razors again
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Huh, Did I get pissed or something?, have you been looting blazers again
OMG! Necron has been having a go at the Private School girls!!!!
Necron
03-12-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
OMG! Necron has been getting some action from the Private School girls ( 18+ only)!!!!
Hehehehe, you got that right, Private school girls are wild
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Hehehehe, you got that right, Private school girls are defiled
Huh? Please explain. I don't get it.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Ow - penis pain. I hate it.
As do we all.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by t101
As does pee all.
Why do you have to get it all over me? Kinky bitch.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Huh? Please complain. I don't get any.
OMG there's a complaints department? And i've been going without any all this time.
sperm
03-12-2003, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by imp
i've been going without all this time.
astro having problems getting it up ?
maybe you should try it with the lights off ....
Originally posted by sperm
astronauts have problems getting it up.
Well thanks for that tid bit. You know first hand do you? :D
Originally posted by imp
Well thanks for the tits. You want a hand job do you? :D
Is this how you pay for plastic surgery now?
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by t101
Is this how you play with plastic burglers now?
What the hell are plastic burglars?
Originally posted by dogwomble
Where the hell are my spastic bunglers?
Try looking behind the refrigerator.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by t101
Try cooking behind the refrigerator.
Now there's an idea I hadn't thought of.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Now there's an ikea I haven't bought from.
Sigh, another Ikea zombie...
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by t101
Sick, another blokey zombie...
Back from the dead.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Back of the head.
Want a whack there?
Edit: 550th post!
Originally posted by t101
I want to wank where Edith sat on the sloth pot!
She always did make me horny as hell.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by t101
Wanna fuck where?
Edit: 550th lost!
You must have a sick mind with short term memory problems.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by CMYK
She always did make me porny as hell.
Porn star.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Prawn bar.
Another searfood post?
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by t101
Another cheese on tost?
Yes please. I'm hungry.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Dick cheese! I'm angry :swear:
Poor little booboo
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by t101
Poor little homo
I don't need your sympathy
Originally posted by dogwomble
I didn't read your symphony
You were supposed to listen to it!
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by t101
You were supposed to piss on it!
I'm not into watersports thank you very much. :P
MsKara
03-12-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
I'm really into watersports. Let's go to lunch. :P
Uhh.. ok kewl! Where do you want to go?
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by MsKara
Uhh.. ok kewl! How do you want to go today?
Microsoft threatening people with suicide I see?
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
"Micro cock beats people with sushi"?
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:06 PM
Orally pleasured by Necron
Now how are we supposed to quote that?
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Now how are we supposed to misquote that?
Quite easily.
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Quite sleazily.
Yes, most of these quotes are full of innuendo.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Yes, most of these misquotes are full of big infernos.
Yes, I'm surprised some of these little fires have't turned into flame wars as a result.
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, I'm surprised some of these little sores have't turned into flaring boils as a result.
Ewww, get some ointment.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Ewe, get some oinkment.
Sheep + Pig = far better than goat sex
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
hey, you need treatment.
Damn raving lunatics
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Phew, the VD clinic can get me an appointment.
Penicillin is your friend
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Speed + Pig = far better than a go-ped
Eh, I'm getting worse at this.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Damn craving heretics
Yes, they can get quite annoying at times.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Eh, I'm getting a 100mhz Pentium for this.
Bah, I was running a 486/66 until about 2.5 yrs ago.
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Bah, I was Shrooming 24/7 until about 2.5 yrs ago.
I know a girl (Sarah's sister infact) who was in a 3 week coma after eating magic mushrooms that had been in the fridge for a week.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
I know a girl (Sluthair's sister in dacks) who spent 3 weeks in cooma after eating magic mushrooms that had been binned in the fridge for a week.
Hmmm, must stop smoking that pot then.
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hmmm, must stop smacking that cop then.
You'll be sorry when he gets his truncheon out.
nosedog
03-12-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
I blew a girl (She's my sister infact) who took a 3 inch boner after eating my tragic muffglue that had been in my dick for a week.
EDIT: fuck you all, my post was better.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
You'll be sorry when he spews his lunch out.
Agreed.
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by nosedog
nosedog says: thats like fucking the wrong dude!
Man, Why does everyone go the dude, ohh well more ladies for me
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by nosedog
EDIT: fuck you all, my dick was longer.
Come here and I'll suck it then.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Man, Why does everyone go the ladies, ohh well more dudes for me
Swing my way any time you like, honey!
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by nosedog
thank you all, my pox is better.
That's nice to know, maybe now you will watch who you bringe home.
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
I like Swinging my wang in honey!
Not a chance, smarty pants
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
That's nice to know, maybe now you will watch while you binge at home.
What, and not join in? Bloody arsefarmer.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Not a chance in my pants
Awww bugger.
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Arse burger.
Yes, I'd imagine burgers do containe alot of lower digestive system.
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hey you, damn Mugger.
What happened Dogwomble?
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Yes, I'd imagine mcfascist burgers do containe alot of lower fapping system.
Gawd that was a bad misquote.
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Gee these misquote's are getting sad.
I agree, but it's all in the name of fun
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Necron
What happened to the wombles?
They're in Wimbledon aren't they?
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Necron
What crapped on Dogwomble?
You did.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Necron
I agree, but it's all in the name of bum
Need I say more?
That Bloke
03-12-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Necron
I agree, & it's starting to lose its fun
I hinted at that about 8 posts ago.
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
ewe's did.
Fuck!, when did you get into Sheep
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Fuck!, when did you go to Sleep
Last night.
Necron
03-12-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Lets start a fight.
It's on, come on... Put ya dukes up
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Necron
*insert something to misquote here*
Edit: My 545th post wow a palendromic number
Necron
03-12-2003, 05:11 PM
Misquote me in saying that I have a choko that looks like a little chicken and it smells like a rotten dead parrot.
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Misquote me in saying that I have a dick-o that looks like a little pin and it smells like something off rotten.com.
Do you now? Thought I could smell something fishy.
Necron
03-12-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Do you know Im only into anal fisting.
*shudder* go ahead and do whatever you want to that poor cat
dogwomble
03-12-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Necron
*shudder* go ahead and be whatever you want be with that poor fat
It's not *that* fat.
Necron
03-12-2003, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
my *twat* is not fat.
Man, you should really stop playing with that fuck machine
The Black Dog
03-12-2003, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Fuck, you should really stop playing with that man machine
Why ... it might make him one ?
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by The Black Dog
Why ... it might fake him some ?
Yeah, faking it is not as good as the real thing.
Asmodeus
04-12-2003, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Yeah, taking it is as food is the real thing.
but do you do windows?
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Asmodeus
but do you know wind blows?
Wel duh.
DodgyAmnesiac
04-12-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Willma.
i don't think his name is willma.
Originally posted by DodgyAmnesiac
I don't think. This time it's not willingness but laziness.
Just let it go, man; go with the flow.
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by CMYK
Just let her go, man; go with the ho.
Are your relationship difficulties that bad?
Originally posted by dogwomble
Are your sexual proclivities that bad?
...prolly not as bad as yours Mr WombleDog!
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by CMYK
...prolly not too bad like yours Mr CMYK!
Isn't there a confessions thread for statements like that?
Asmodeus
04-12-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
I shoot flowers out my arse
is it true every rose has its thorn?
Necron
04-12-2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Asmodeus
It is true that my nose has a Corn (growth) on it?
Thats just great, Like a witch (Big Warty nose)
Asmodeus
04-12-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Thats just great, Lick a witch (Big Warty Hos)
Wouldn't that put lumps on your tongue? And what is colder thana witche's tit?
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Thats a fake, Like a witch with a big warty nose
Stop paying out Buffy!
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Asmodeus
Wouldn't that put lumps on your bum? And what is older than a witche's clit?
I don't want to know about your grandmothers mating havits Asmo.
gamooma
04-12-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
I desperately want to know about your grandmothers mating habits Asmo.
Don't we all?
Originally posted by gamooma
Can't we ball?
That's a very direct pick-up line!
dogwomble
04-12-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by t101
That's a very wet dick up mine!
Yes, it belongs to a friend of mine's housemate called James who is apparently straight.
DodgyAmnesiac
04-12-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, it is long and a friend of mine's housemate called James has one thats' apparently great.
do you know its great from experience?
iaidoka
05-12-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by DodgyAmnesiac
do you blow with great experience?
I hear that practice makes perfect
The Black Dog
05-12-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by iaidoka
I hear that illegal sexual practices makes prefects
And that's good for the schools.
Necron
05-12-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by The Black Dog
What more from you tools.
Man, is this getting monotonous or what
Originally posted by Necron
Man, is this getting superfluous or what
It is losing its appeal...
Necron
05-12-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by t101
Man I think im gonna get a meal...
Yeah, same here, but why do we keep posting?
dogwomble
05-12-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Yeah, insane here, but why do I keep breeding?
Because you're insane.
MsKara
05-12-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Because you're lame.
cmon man give the guy a break
dogwomble
05-12-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by MsKara
cmon Sambo give the lies a break
Yeah, be truthful about it Sambo.
The Black Dog
05-12-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Yeee Hah!!! be youthful about it Rambo.
This thread is like a train wreck.
dogwomble
05-12-2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by The Black Dog
This head is like a painful fuck.
Do you say that about all your sexual partners?
The Black Dog
06-12-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Do ewes play that , balling your asexual farters?
Is that a sheep dip then ??
reaperman
06-12-2003, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by The Black Dog
Is that reap hip then?
That's a no.
That Bloke
06-12-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by reaperman
That's a hoe.
No, it's a pick.
Fuzzy Dice
06-12-2003, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
that's not a dick.
Are you blind!? It's a COCK!
dogwomble
07-12-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Are you a guy in a FROCK?
Yes, I do do drag actually.
BtrFly
07-12-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, i am on my rag.
Always knew you were a chick.
Scythe
07-12-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
Always knew I had a dick.
I bet SamBo got a shock though.
dogwomble
07-12-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Scythe
I bet SamBo sucked my cock though.
Did he? Why wasn't I invited?
That Bloke
07-12-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Would you? I'd be terribly exciited!
Ask again in 5 years.
dogwomble
07-12-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Ask my friend with 5 ears.
No thanks, he's a horrible mutant monster.
That Bloke
07-12-2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Aww schucks, he's a loveable mulleted mobster.
Sounds like a role for Brian Brown.
dogwomble
07-12-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Sounds like a role for Bob Downe.
Yes, as always, get a queen to do the job.
Domster
08-12-2003, 11:21 PM
get a drag queen to do the job
What job would that be? And is Scythe in on the action?
dogwomble
08-12-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Domster
What whore would that be? And is Scythe in on the action?
Not me.
reaperman
09-12-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hot Me.
I'm dead sexy, you were crap.
dogwomble
09-12-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by reaperman
I'm dead, flexi, and full of bear crap.
A sadistic necrophiliac into beastiality?
The Black Dog
10-12-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
A simplistic hypochondriac into sexuality?
Is that someone that's sick of rooting?
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by The Black Dog
Is that some dick that's sick with looting?
What the fuck?
Originally posted by dogwomble
Who to fuck?
Whoever lets you I suppose
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by t101
Whoever sluts like you I suppose
When have I ever been into sluts?
Necron
10-12-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
When havent I been in a sluts ass?
When you are reaming her?
Scythe
10-12-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Necron
How are you reaming her?
If you don't know you don't belong on this site.
and all you people stop insulting my virile heterosexuality, damn you!
Necron
10-12-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Scythe
If you don't blow me you don't belong on this site.
all you people please insult my heterosexuality, damn you!. ( I suck when it comes to women)!
Hehe, atleast your honest!. Whats up with the Blow me comment though?
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Hehe, atleast your in a forest!. Whats up with the whore me comment though?
He wants you, he wants you bad.
Necron
10-12-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
SHe wants you, she wants you real bad.
Yup I know, what can I say really..... Im just too good!
Didnt you know, women drop at the sight of my shlong
VangaloRR
10-12-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Didnt you know, women drop dead at the sight of me in a thong
and the ones that don't gouge their eyes out!
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by VangaloRR
and the ones that are goats gouge their horns and pout!
Now why would they do that?
VangaloRR
10-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Now do I look fat?
Cheer up mate your not fat your just.....big boned!
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by VangaloRR
Cheer up mate you haven't got a fat your just.....a big boner!
Circular Reference found in this post. I think.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Circles are round. Bin this toast. I stink.
We all agree with that.
That Bloke
10-12-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by CMYK
We're all angry with that twat.
Why, what's he done this time?
gamooma
10-12-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by That_Bloke
Why, who's he done this time?
Someone special that you don't know.
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by gamooma
Someone special whose a know.
Pauline Hanson?
gamooma
10-12-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Whore with pants down?
My thoughts exactly.
dogwomble
10-12-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by gamooma
Mine hurts insanely.
I'll get you some of those Panadol that caused that kid's expulsion.
Originally posted by dogwomble
I'll get you some of those anal beads that caused that kid's orgasm.
One set for me, one set for my mother.
Necron
11-12-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by CMYK
Please set fire to me, or my mother.
Why do you hate her so much?...... All she did was fuck your only pet, a Donkey
Originally posted by Necron
Why do you eat her snatch?...... All she did was fax your monkey
She is now in the kitchen cleaning milk bottles
Necron
11-12-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by CMYK
She is now in the bathroom cleaning spunk off of her boobs
Damn that is not a mental image that I wanted...... Cha-Ching, Memory deleted!
dogwomble
11-12-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Damn that is not a badly done photoshop image that I wanted...... Cha-Ching, hard drive deleted!
That's a bit dramatic, isn't it?
Necron
11-12-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
That's me mr bombastic, isn't it?
hehe, what a tool, so you are Mr Lover..... you sad pathetic man you
Fuzzy Dice
11-12-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Necron
hehe, i love tool, will you be my Mr Lover..... you hung and strapping man, you
Not on the first date.
Necron
11-12-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Only if we do it in the date hole.
Damn man, you are a freak!, Get away from me. Although I do Love Tool (the Band)
dogwomble
11-12-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Necron
hehe, what a girl, so you are Mr Unclefucker..... you bland prosthetic man you
Speak for yourself.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Play with yourself.
At least you know where you've been...
Sutter
11-12-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by CMYK
Absinth you know where's the bees...
In Manny's stomach, he roasted them.
reaperman
31-01-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Sutter
Uncanny lumock, he toasted REM.
Who would do that?
hazza
31-01-2004, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by reaperman
I LIKE HARD COCK IN MY ASS, WHO WOULD DO THAT TO ME?
Umm... Wrong forum dude...
dozer
31-01-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by hazza
ahh yeah, id do ya dude...
take it to pm guys
polite
31-01-2004, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by dozer
Guys there is PM tension here.
I really have given up fags!
rosamund
31-01-2004, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by polite
I'm feeling bad, give me a massage!
I'm not falling for your sophisticated seduction techniques!!!
polite
01-02-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by rosamund
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo
I have a pet Wombat named "Ray".
the fisherman
01-02-2004, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by polite
I am weird and gay.
Well that is pretty fucking obvious!
rosamund
01-02-2004, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by the fisherman
I like fucking pretty octuplets!
The fisherman must have the stamina of the gods!!!
polite
01-02-2004, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by the fisherman
Pretty fucking ugly contradiction in terms.FishBoy
Let that one through to the keeper.
the fisherman
01-02-2004, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by rosamund
The fisherman is a God!!!
shoosh:o
dogwomble
01-02-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by the fisherman
douch:o
yes, I'm sure you do that to yourself on a regular basis.
MoleTeaser
06-02-2004, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
yes, I assure you that I touch myself on a regular basis.
There was never a doubt in my mind!
polite
06-02-2004, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by MoleTeaser
My mind has capitulated to worry.
Therefore I am.
dogwomble
06-02-2004, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by polite
There's whore I bang.
Three times daily?
the_mexican_one
06-02-2004, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
I masturbate three times daily
That's too much... or too little
dogwomble
06-02-2004, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by the_mexican_one
That's my lunch... it's too brittle
What the fuck are you eating?
Originally posted by dogwomble
That duck took a beating...
...so hard it scrambled its eggs.
Sutter
06-02-2004, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by CMYK
...a car, it scrambled my legs.
ouch! Best get to a hospital, quick!
the_mexican_one
06-02-2004, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Sutter
Let's go to bed, make me go squeak!
Gaah! Everyone seems to be thinking about sex.
Benwah
06-02-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by the_mexican one
Time for a ciggie a lie down and a glass of Bex
Lying down may be conducive to fapping.
reaperman
07-02-2004, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Benwah
Sighing clown may be inducing napping.
Unfunny clowns are the saddest thing
MoleTeaser
07-02-2004, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by reaperman
Unfunny clowns are the maddest fling
But I hear they're kinda funny in bed!
Benwah
18-02-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by MoleTeaser
I am locked in a dirty shed
Bang loudly on the doors screaming I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!
dogwomble
18-02-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Benwah
Bang loudly near the doors screaming I AM NOT A CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!
Yes, I bet that does turn your sex partners on.
reaperman
19-02-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, I bet that doves turn your sex parts on.
You dirty bird lover!
MisterBishi
19-02-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by reaperman
My thirty-third brother!
I'm surprised your mother's cunt hasn't fallen out. :mad:
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by MisterBishi
I'm amused your mother's cunt has got gout. :mad:
Ewww, that's not the sort of image I wanted to have first thing in the morning.
Lurgen
20-02-2004, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Ewww, that's not the sort of image I wanted to have first thing in the morning.
Ewes are the sort of images I (dogwomble) beat off to first thing in the morning.
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Lurgen
Ewes are the sort of beasts I (Lurgen) beat off with first thing in the morning.
That's even worse!!!
Necron
20-02-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Try that, With remorse!!!
Holy shit, How many times does this thread need to be resurrected?
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Holy shit, How many times does this thread need to be masturbated over?
As many times as you like.
Necron
20-02-2004, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
pound my Ass as many times as you like.
Im not into that shit!........bad pun.
RASPUTIN
20-02-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Im not into that shit!........bad pun.
You love swimming in shit... ew
MoleTeaser
20-02-2004, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by RASPUTIN
I love swimming in shit... mmm
Whatever floats your boat... I prefer swimming in wee myself.
Benwah
20-02-2004, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Moleteaser
Bungee into a moat?... I prefer swinging over grease myself.
New Extreme Games event? Grease me up women!
Necron
20-02-2004, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by MoleTeaser
Whatever sinks your boat... I pee swimming in jelly myself.
Mmmm, jelly.....Food of the gods "Now with added Pee"
FIRST TIME BEATEN TO A RESPONSE EVA!
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Mmmm, smelly.....Nude with the gods "Now with added cream"
FIRST TIME BEATEN BY MY SCHLONG EVA!
I know this is the Misquote The Person Above You Thread, but can we have at least some intelligible threads?
Benwah
20-02-2004, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Lim Po Po Misquite, woah! Person loves You Dead, dirt can be mad hat wheeze some intelligible threads?
But it's so much easier to make it frucked up and non-sensical!
Necron
20-02-2004, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Benwah
I think it's so much better to get frucked up (By a trucker) and make it non-musical!
What the???
Benwah
20-02-2004, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Butt munch?
not right now, but I'm flattered!
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Fuck me???
Your place or mine?
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Benwah
not right now, butt it's fucked!
So you are a buttmuncher/
Necron
20-02-2004, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
So you are a rugmuncher/
Yes, yes I am.
Benwah
20-02-2004, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Necron
Chest Hair and Ham
You must be quite the ladies man!
Necron
20-02-2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Benwah
im not sure the ladies are into Spam!
I dunno, some girls might be into processed meats!.
Benwah
20-02-2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Necron
I Like to play with hot girls feet!.
Never been a foot man myself, more into kneecaps and ear lobes.
Necron
20-02-2004, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Benwah
Never been a rooting man myself, more into kneecaping and chopping off ear lobes.
Sadistic Prick.......
Benwah
20-02-2004, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Necron
I like a good nose Pick.......
Nice one, are you more of a digger or a scrapper and wiper?
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Benwah
You must be quiet, the lardears man!
Needs no further explanation.
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Benwah
Nice one, are you more of a licker or a butt muncher and wiper?
Yay for ADSL? Rule #1 of the Misquote Thread: Don't Misquote and Download at the same time on 56k!
Benwah
20-02-2004, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Okay I'm in hell, Rule #1 of the un-dead: Don't smoke and slay human fools at the same time a day!
Why has this degraded into a series of personal insults! I must say it is rather fun, what.
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Benwah
Why has this fornicated into a series of impersonal fapsults! I must say it is rather fun, Watt.
My question: Why not?
Necron
20-02-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
My answer: Smoke pot!
Ahhh the sweet smell of Marijuana
Benwah
20-02-2004, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Ahhh the meat smell of roasting tiger
Those are endangered animals! delish, but endangered!
Budman42
20-02-2004, 03:31 PM
And now for something completely different.
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Budman42
And now for some bitch completely abhorrent.
That's no way to talk about your girlfriend!
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by gaLdaB
She's not letting you have all the shoving you need then, huh?
Three words: What. The. Fuck?
reaperman
20-02-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Three words: Fat. Me. Suck?
You do what with who and where?
dogwomble
20-02-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by reaperman
You do scat with spew and whores?
And people complain about my sexual havits.
rosamund
21-02-2004, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
And people complain about my sexual havits.
Can people explain about Lenny Kravitz?
dogwomble
21-02-2004, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by rosamund
Can people explain about bonking rabbits?
Are we talking about you bonking the rabbits or the rabbits bonking each other?
reaperman
21-02-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Are we talking about your bonking muppets or the muppets bonking each other?
Who want's some miss piggy action?
dogwomble
21-02-2004, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by reaperman
Who want's some piss & ciggie action?
Now that's some nasty foreplay.
RASPUTIN
23-02-2004, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Now that's some tasty foreskin.
I always knew you had some strange habits.
dogwomble
23-02-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by RASPUTIN
I always knew you got into some lame habits.
Leave those disabled nuns alone!
Benwah
23-02-2004, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Leave those mouldy buns alone!
You'll end up with a nasty case of the heaving voms.
dogwomble
23-02-2004, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Benwah
You'll end up with a nasty cone of the heaving bongs.
Hey, I might smoke pot occasionally, but I'm not a chronic. Unlike you.
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hey, I might stroke cats occasionally, but I'm not a cow licker. I like ewes.
You should stay away from farms, sicko!
dogwomble
23-02-2004, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by t101
You should blow plenty the arms, dicko!
I can understand how you blow a dicko, but how the hell do you blow an arm?
Necron
23-02-2004, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
I blew on Dicko, but why the hell did you have to blow on my arm?
Cant you guys keep your fluids to yourselves!. or atleast put the jiz where its supposed to go....
dogwomble
23-02-2004, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by Necron
Cant you flies keep your druids to yourselves!. or atleast put the fizz where its supposed to go....
Hmmm, that's interesting, a fizzing gothic fly. Where can I get one?
iaidoka
23-02-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Hmmm, thats interesting, pissing in my eye. where can i get it done?
if you pay enough money, people will do anything for you.
dogwomble
23-02-2004, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by iaidoka
if you eat enough honey, people will do anything to kill you.
I didn't realise honey was in such short supply these days?
Originally posted by dogwomble
I put honey down my shorts these days
I doubt that will make it more attractive....
dogwomble
23-02-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by t101
I think that I'll fake it using a laxative....
That could have very messy results.
Necron
23-02-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by dogwomble
Thats a very pissy insult.
I heard your sister takes it up the ass like a proper whore!
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