The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
I heard your mother sucks dead donkey's balls

Does she? That's news to me.

[t101]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Does she? She only blew me.

What, you feel you're missing out?

[Benwah]

Originally posted by t101
I have a case of penis gout?

You can get a cream for that, see your doctor quickly fool!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by t101
What, you feeling you're hissing catt?

Ewww, that's beastiality at it's worst. If that cat were dead, it would be beastiality, sadomasochism *and* necrophilia.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Benwah
You can get a reaming for that, see your mother quickly fool!

And now we're doing the incest bit. Fucking 60 second posting crap.

[Necron]

Originally posted by Benwah
I cream over Fat doctors like a tool!

Wow bessy, dont blow your load, leave some for later!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Wow fatso,, dont whore your toad, leave some for the masturbator!

I'm sure the toad will be pleased.

[Benwah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I do my best work with the bees

It all comes back to the honey doesn't it!

[Necron]

Originally posted by Benwah
So you really think your funny do you!


Yes, yes I do....errr I dont believe we will be telling them that!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Necron
Yes, best I do her. I dont believe we will be telling mum that!


Better if you didn't.

[Necron]

Originally posted by reaperman
Better if I didn't.


Thanks Man, You know how she gets

[t101]

Originally posted by Necron
Think Men. You know how she gets

I don't think that will change many opinions...

[reaperman]

Originally posted by t101
I don't think that will mange many minions...


Best to put it back in your pants.

[Benwah]

Originally posted by reaperman
The prime minister is a manical sycophant

Why are we bringing politics into this! bring back the wrongful abuse!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Benwah
Why are we bringing moldy dicks into this! bring back the palmful abuse!


master what?

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
master of the pot?

You are! Bloody druggos! :D

[Sutter]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Ohh arr! Bloody droppings! :(

Man, that's just sick....

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Sutter
Man, I am sick....

Yeah, and a pervert too.

[KoinBahd]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Yeah, I like sherbert poo. Fair enough.

[MoleTeaser]

Originally posted by KoinBahd
Fairy's nuts.

You know you wanna put em in your mouth and suck em!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by MoleTeaser
You know you wanna put flem in your mouth and buttfuck em!

And that's why you call yourself MoleTeaser!

[CMYK]

Originally posted by dogwomble
And that's why they call your a Cock Teaser!

So he gets them revved up but doesn't put out?

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by CMYK
So I get them revved up but don't pull it out!

You flirt, you!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
You flirt with ewes!


That's a baad idea.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
That's a mad right ear.

Thank you very much. I had it done the same time as my left testicle.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Spank you very much. I had it done at the same time as my breast manicle.

Someone is into bondage!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
Someone is into pondage!

Yes, goldfish are cool.

[minorproblem]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, goldfish are cool.

THat fish is as cold as the ice queens heart

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by minorproblem
That dish smells as old as a drag queens fart

Time you did the dishes thnen!

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Time you hid the bishounen!

Well, I prefer yuri but its nothing to be ashamed of.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by iaidoka
Well, I prefer your pee, but its nothing to be shaving with.


Now that's just wrong!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by reaperman
Holy cow, that bust is long!

This thread will not die. I won't let it.

[Benwah]

Originally posted by reaperman
I made love to a pie. I can't forget it.

you REALLY like those baked goods don't you.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Benwah
you REALLY like buggering shoes, don't you.

Nothing wrong with a little fetish.

[Lurgen]

Originally posted by Scythe
Nothing phallic about a little radish.

Gotta wonder where that came from...

[Benwah]

Originally posted by Lurgen
I've gone and blundered on my secret bum

A Lurgen with two asses?

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Benwah
A Bourbon with Molasses?

Yes, please!

[Benwah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
wobbly knees!

After a drink like that I'm not surprised at all!

"*aside* yay the misquote crew back in effect"

[Lurgen]

Originally posted by Benwah
Professor Frink ate that, no wonder he's oversized!

[rosamund]

Originally posted Lurgen
Steve Bing ate twat, no wonder he's oversexed!

Mmmm, pregnant Elizabeth Hurley.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by rosamund
Mmmm, a stagnant Macbeth with a phurphy.

There's nothing like a bit of dormant Shakespeare mistakes.

[Megabyte]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Here's to munching on a bit of morman Shakes and cakes.

Religious baked-goods? Delectable.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Moebs
Malicious fake hoods? Detestable.

Wannabe gangsters suck.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
Wannabe pranksters rock.

That they do.

[Benwah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Rabid Monkeys poo.

I'd recommend gloves and some sort of mouth covering.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Benwah
I'd recommend doves and some port with mouth covering.

What's the point in drinking covered port?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
What's the point in kinking mothered pork?

sounds like some twisted animal love.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
sounds like someone's fisted animal, love.

That's just wrong!

[ratbag]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I wear a thong!
How amusing for you... :D

[starfuxor]

Originally posted by ratbag
How a moo sings for you... :D

On "Beau Vine's Greatest Hits"? One of my favourites, that one.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by ratbag
What are you using to eat poo :D

I don't eat poo, I punch it.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I won't beat you, a fudge it.

Your in for a thrashing.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
Your in for a lashing.

A bit of bondage fun never hurt anybody.

[mattmedia]

Originally posted by dogwomble
A bit of bandaid fun never hurt anyone.

gee what a lame quote. i expected much more

[jefah]

Originally posted by mattmedia
gee was that a llama or goat. i expected a bore

Noah did have a hectic day

[DOGG]

Originally posted by jefah
Woah dude, you're a frantic gay

You fuck men by the bay

[reaperman]

Originally posted by DOGG
Your duck pen is mine today

Pluck a duck, pluck a duck, not a chicken or a cow.

[mattmedia]

Originally posted by reaperman
fucks a fuck, not with a chick just a cow.

What ever you say i heard they got a bit wider around the ribs

[jefah]

Originally posted by mattmedia
What ever you say, I get hard when they get a bit wider around the ribs

Did anybody else see the fat appreciation doco on sbs?

[Afta Image]

Originally posted by jefah
Did anybody else see the fat penetration doco on sbs?

I am happy when it snows....

[mattmedia]

Originally posted by Afta Image
I am 'happy' when that shows....

Lame i guess. What can you do seriously

[jefah]

Originally posted by mattmedia
Tame a guest. What cane do you use? Seriously!


If you don't eat your meat....

[reaperman]

Originally posted by jefah
If you don't beat your meat....

you will be very frustrated.

[mattmedia]

Originally posted by reaperman
you will be very badly Flamed :flame:.

You could point that here :weed:

[Afta Image]

Originally posted by mattmedia
You should pass that beer :weed:

I have seen that which should never be seen . :eek:

[jefah]

Originally posted by Afta Image
I have shaved that which should never be shaved . :eek:

The itchiness is driving me crazy!!

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by jefah
The titchy dress means diving is easy

Sounds reasonable to me :)

[mysterious-dr-x]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
Sounds seasonable to me :)

yeah, you could get quite cold really

[reaperman]

Originally posted by mysterious-dr-x
heh, you could get white mould nearly

time for that shower i think

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
time for that flour i think

I'm not gonna ask what the flour is for.

[Lurgen]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I'm not gonna ask your wife what the flowers were for.

I wouldn't ask either - she sounded grumpy on the phone.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Lurgen
I wouldn't blast either - it sounded bumby on the phone.

Are you sure it wasn't doing something else?

[jefah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Are you sure you weren't doing somebody else?


Could explain the flowers.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by jefah
Could explain the hours.

Is that how long you spend fapping a day?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Is that how long you spend rapping about gays?

queer eye for the straight up nigga

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
beer in the eye in the straight pub, snigger?

Are you sure that was beer?

[timace]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Why'd you bite off my ear?

Cos it was fucking tasty!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by timace
Cos it was fucking festy!

That's no way to talk about my genitals!

[timace]

Originally posted by dogwomble
That's the way to remember state capitals!

By talking about beer and dicks?

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by timace
By balking about queers and sticks?

I hope that isn't referring to me!

[timace]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I hope that isn't pee!

Er, no... It's water... :x

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by timace
Er, no... It's father... :x

Ewww, that's just wrong.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Ewww, it's Mr Hong.

I never would have picked you for a racist, dog.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Scythe
I never would have picked you for a fascist log.

Is there such a thing as a fascist log?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Is there such a thing as a masochist flog?

There is but It gets a little messy.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
There's piss but that shit gets a little messy.

Oh REALLY? I'd never have guessed.

[jefah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
O'Brian, evil? I'd never have guessed.

What is in room 101?

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by jefah
Who is in t101?

Isn't that t101's business?

[flow]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Isn't that t101's business?

Tea 101 - That's in room 8. Please be quiet.

Right - Tables 101 - Topic 1: It's flat.

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by flow_aus
Tea for one ? Theres no room mate. I dont require it.



Yeah Im full as well. I had fish and chips for tea.

[urban_gorilla]

your fish smells like pussy

[reaperman]

Originally posted by urban_gorilla
whore fish smells like pussy

that's a bit odd

[Necron]

Originally posted by reaperman
Im a big sod

Ok then, If you say so

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Ok Ben, you gay hoo

Whose Ben?

[Benwah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Woose Ben?

Who you calling a woose mate! I'm tough I am!

[Necron]

Originally posted by Benwah
Who you calling a tough mate! I'm a poof I am!

Settle down, we dont care if you are gay!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Settle down, we dont care if you pay!

Pay for what? Sex?

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
You will pay for that Sex!.


You get paid!. Man, I really should start pimping

[starfuxor]

Originally posted by Necron
You got laid? Man, I really should start humping

Yes, I highly recommend it. :)

[Necron]

Originally posted by starfuxor
Yes, I was highly discontented by it. :)

Thats too bad, I love a good old Shagging

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Thats two, lad, I love a good old Shagging

You got it twice? Bastard!

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
You got it more than twice? Bastard!

Yup, me being the manly stud that I am, could have had more... But I was tired after 8 times!

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Yup, me being the womanly crud that I am, could not have had more... I was bored after 2 times!

Lazy arsed sexist coward!

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Lazy arsed sexist coward! ( I want you bad)

Oh please Dogwomble, not like that.

p.s (bloody good quotage on my last post, made me laugh, made me cry, made me piss all over my pants)

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Oh please Dogwomble, just like that.

p.s (bloody good fappage on my fast post, made me barf, made me fly, made me piss all over my lamps)

I really do worry about you sometimes.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I really do scurry above you sometimes.

And you thought it was rats.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
And you thought it was the shits.

Actually, no it wasn't.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Ask Julie, whoa it was hot!

She knows some good tricks.

[Necron]

Originally posted by reaperman
she knows some good tricks (like how to give me Herpies).

Thats just wonderful, stay away from me please... You herpies getting little tramp screwer

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Thats just wonderful, play today with me please... Your slurpy is getting little a damp sewer

I don't think that needs any explanation.

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I don't think I've checked on my plantation.

Quick, It might burn...You know we all need weed

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Quick, It might burn...You know we all need head

Yes, I'll definitely agree with you on that one.

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Yes, I'll defy you all. I am the one.

Yo Neo, get a clue!

[Benwah]

Originally posted by Necron
Toasted burito, makes you spew

Must be the rancid chicken and old cheese.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Benwah
Must be the racist chicken and mouldy peas.

What were you eating for dinner last night?

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
who were you dating at dinner last night?

Because she spread her legs..... Man. Can you say Bulldog lips

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Necron
Because he gave head to Ginger Meggs..... Man. Can you play with oblong hips

I can honestly say I've never tried.

[Necron]

Originally posted by dogwomble
I can shamelessly say I've never been tied.

What, Thats an outrage...Being tied up is teh cool. Makes me sooooo horny

[Eds]

Originally posted by Necron
What, Thats an outrage...Being tied up is teh cool. Makes me sooooo horny


Watt? There's an outage.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Eds
Watt? There's a bloatage?

Didn't you know? Every piece of commercial software on the market today is bloatage.

[troubadour]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Every piece of communist software on the market today is bloatage.

Fuck those commies!

[starfuxor]

Originally posted by troubadour
Fucked in those Kombis?

Haven't tried in one of those, but I'm tipping there's more room than your average back seat.

[Eds]

Originally posted by starfuxor
Haven't tried in one of those, but I'm tipping there's more room than your average back seat.

Heaven's right in one's hose-butt. My tip's in, there's more Everage seats in my back room.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Eds
Heaven's right in one's hose-butt. My tip's in, there's more Everage seats in my back room.

what the bloody hell is going on? (quote this line, and from now on Eds do it right.)

[starfuxor]

Originally posted by reaperman
where the bloody hell is my bong? (I'll snort this line, and that cow of Eds does it right.)

Maybe your bong's in on the table. And I don't want to know what you're up to with Eds' cow!

[CMYK]

Originally posted by starfuxor
Maybe King Kong's in the stable. Andy won't want to show where you're up to with Ted's sow!

The HP12C calculator uses reverse Polish notation.

[Eds]

Originally posted by CMYK
My M3N74L calculator uses perverse "Noll"ish quotation.

I'm on the right track now?

[XAJIM]

Originally posted by Eds
I must get off the crack now.

Drugs are bad mmmkay.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by XAJIM
Juggs is mad mmmkay.

Put one hand in the air if you like porn.

[jefah]

Originally posted by reaperman
Put one band on the air; please not Korn.


Aus-stereo has lame programming policies.

[starfuxor]

Originally posted by jefah
Aus-stereo has Fame programming police.

How much Irene Cara can you stand?!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by starfuxor
How much ironic daria can you stand?!

i really do not know.

[jefah]

Originally posted by reaperman
i'm ready for you to blow.

God I love wind.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by jefah
God I love sin.


Thou shalt do all of the above.

[DodgyAmnesiac]

Originally posted by reaperman
Thou shalt do all of the above.

Your salt does call to the above

[reaperman]

Originally posted by DodgyAmnesiac
Your malt does call for the love

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[jefah]

Originally posted by reaperman
my fist shake brings all men to their knees.

Down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by jefah
Go down on her please and beg for foursomeness.

I'd be up for some of that action.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by reaperman
Hide, we threw up on some fat christian.

Who wants to get smited?

[Benwah]

Originally posted by reaperman
Run DMC was invited

Look out for those swinging clocks yo!

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by Benwah
I like singing in frocks.

Man, the opera sucks

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Thyrd
Man, that Oprah sucks!

Lets make money talking crap to people.

[ezer]

Originally posted by reaperman
Lets make money selling crap to people.

how will you make a profit, who buys shit these days?

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by ezer
how could you be a whore, bitch? who buys it these days?

Somebody must be desperate enough.

[ezer]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Somebodies a bit desperate ;)


yeah..... you

[reaperman]

Originally posted by ezer
hair glue

give me a head of hair, long shiny hair.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by reaperman
give me a lead of mair, schong whiny mair.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[jefah]

Originally posted by dogwomble
You want to fuck or just talk about it?

dogwomble is a strange one.

[polite]

Originally posted by jefah
Orinoco is my favourite Womble.

Thats a river in south america

[jefah]

Originally posted by polite
That’s a slither of slight hysteria
My sides are splitting

[excalibur]

Your sides are shitting?? did you grow 2 new aresholes??


I am the fishmaster.

[Conny!]

Originally posted by excalibur

I am the master baiter.


Hows your eye site? Hahahaha

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by St. Anger
I'll straighten up and fly right

Bout time your got your act together.
:D

[jefah]

Originally posted by Thyrd
Bout time your grout your libs together.
:D
Shhhh quiet down now

[polite]

Originally posted by jefah
Warm whispers in the dark
It's daylight!, wake up!

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by polite
Time for a bitchfight, Lemme put on my make up!

LLLLets get ready to rumblllllleeee!!

[jefah]

Originally posted by Thyrd
Get on your knees and grovel

Down boy, down

[polite]

Originally posted by jefah
You are a man, not a boy!
I want to be a Viking.:cool:

[jefah]

Originally posted by polite
Am I to your liking?

Like my suit?

[polite]

Originally posted by jefah
Let me try it on
I'm worn out!:cool:

[jefah]

Originally posted by polite
I'm porned out!:cool:
Time for the mouse

[polite]

Originally posted by jefah
Time for the mouse
Is this a trap?

[jefah]

Originally posted by polite
This is a trap?

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by polite
I've got the clap?

That have medication for that now.

[polite]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Asmodeus

That have medication for that now. [/QUOTE

Like christian Barnard. ?It's heartfelt....

[polite]

Originally posted by polite
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Asmodeus

That have medication for that now. [/QUOTE

Like christian Barnard.?It's heartfelt....
I misquote myself for fun!

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by polite
I have a loaded gun!

Yeah but your shooting blanks!

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Thyrd
haircut for looting wanks!
you always have to look your best

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by reaperman
you always have to look at their breasts

It's not my fault, they're all taller than me, I look straight ahead & that's just what's in my field of view.

[urban_gorilla]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
It's not my fault, they're all poorer than me, I shoot straight ahead & waste just what's in my field of view.

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by urban_gorilla


Now what are the others going to misquote?

[urban_gorilla]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
Now what are the others going to shoot?
i dont know, looks like you killed them all.

[Lord Shaper]

Originally posted by urban_gorilla
i dont know, looks like you fucked a ball.

Dude do we even want to know about that?
I guess there's not much more to say...

[DexX]

Originally posted by Lord Shaper
I guess there's not much more to say, unless you want to hear about my first male-on-male sexual experience. I don't think you should be sharing that here. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but, you know...

[reaperman]

Originally posted by DexX
I don't think you should be shaving that here. A lot of that hair is bringing something wrong with it. Butt dags, you know...

shave your dirty ass hair elsewhere

[Ic3]

Originally posted by reaperman
slave your dirty ass hoe elsewhere

Yeah cos she just isn't putting out enough here!

[johny_roberts]

Originally posted by Ic32k1
Yeah cos she just isn't putting out enough here!

...ever since she became a nun and gave herself to god...........

[abelgold]

Originally posted by johny_roberts
...ever since she became a nun and gave herself to god...........

And she liked this dog... she called him Mittens.

[wibble]

Originally posted by abelgold
And she liked this dog... she called him Mittens.

...because she used to shove her hands up his arse to keep them warm...

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by wibble
...because he used to shove hamsters up his arse to feel them squirm

Thanks for the disturbing mental picture.

P.S. The point of the thread is to misquote people, not just quote them verbatim.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
[B]Thanks for the disturbing lentil picture.

Hmmm, I[m just trying to think of what disturbing things you can do with lentils.

[Androssi]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Hmmm, I[m just trying to think of what disturbing things you can do with lentils.


I like to keep squirrels and condoms as ornimentals

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by Androssi
I like to feel squirrels and condoms and orientals

That's quite an interesting mix there.

[reaperman]

Originally posted by gaLdaB
That wasn't even fake sex!

You could at least put some effort in.

[thingy]

Originally posted by reaperman
You could at least put your left foot in.

Why? Then he'd have to take it out again. Then put it in. Then shake it all about. The whole thing stinks of effort.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by thingy
Fly? Then he'd have to pull it out again. Then push it in. Then shake it all about. The whole thing stinks of shit.

Anal sex with a fly? Now there's something you don't see everyday.

[evil]

Originally posted by dogwomble
Anal sex with George Bush? Now there's something you don't see everyday.

No, you're right. That takes a Congresman ....

[Ic3]

Originally posted by evil
No, you want a fight right. That takes Nodbugger....

You're damn right it does, but you'll never win because he does have enough to think...

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by Ic32k1
You're damn right I do, but you'll win because I've had too much to drink......blarg...

Its time to punch on!

[evil]

Originally posted by Thyrd
Its time to punch poo!

Hmmmm, I will call you Thyrd, Lord of the turd tappers

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by evil
Hmmmm, Thyrd, your looking very dapper!

Yes, quite! Be gone peasant!

[SamBo]

Originally posted by evil
Hmmmm, I will call you, Thyrd, I need my turds tapped

Get a room you two!

[Ic3]

Originally posted by SamBo
Get a broom, you two!

Yeah, this place is looking like a pig sty!

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Ic32k1
Yeah, I think I just saw a pig fly!

Of course you did......

[Thyrd]

Originally posted by SamBo
Can I join you two?

Sorry Guys, I dont swing that way.

[Ic3]

Originally posted by Thyrd
Surely, guys I love swinging that way.

There you go SamBo, someone to join you...

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Ic32k1
There you go SamBo, someone to join me in bed

why would i care how many blokes you want to sleep with???

[evil]

Originally posted by SamBo
why would my mum care about how many blokes I've with???


Hmmmmm .... maybe you *should* tell her now that it's more than 100?

[SamBo]

Originally posted by evil
Hmmmmm .... maybe you *should* tell her that my IQ is under 100?

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by SamBo
Nothing

We need something to misquote.

[Pagey]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
We need something to misquote.

Your tits look like mosquito bites?

[reaperman]

Originally posted by Pagey
You halfwits, looks like finito, mates?

Tune in next week to find out.

[dilligaf]

Originally posted by reaperman
Have in big fap to chill out.

My place or yours?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Originally posted by reaperman
See me outside for a fight.

What'd I do to you? Humpty!

[Androssi]

Originally posted by Cpt Jellybean
I sure would like to do you, Humpty!

Wrong thread for that one guys!

[Pagey]

Originally posted by Androssi
Hung dead for fucking that gay guy!

Come on, he deserved it!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Originally posted by Androssi
Bum and Head with a pair of Pliers!

You really should seek help!

[dilligaf]

Originally posted by Cpt Jellybean
You could really use help!

Especially with the trunk on your face

[Cpt Jellybean]

spacial funk full of mace

That's gotta hurt!

[Androssi]

He's got a smurf!

Sweet! What's it called?

[rosamund]

Sheet wetting is cool!
Remind me not to come to your pyjama parties.

[That Bloke]

Remind me not to cum in my pyjama pants.

Just think really unsexy thoughts before you go to sleep.

[Androssi]

I wear really sexy shorts when I go to sleep.

You are such a naughty, naughty boy That_Bloke!

[evil]

You are such a turd tappin' poo puncher That_Bloke!

Am not.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Yam's are Hot.
You're really into animals aren't you

[Androssi]

You really enter animals, don't you?

Well, everyone's got to have a hobby!

[ezer]

Well, everyone's got a hubby!


no some of us have wifes, bf/gf or none.....

[Thyrd]

Then again, Some of us take it in the bum....

"Some of us", doesn't include me

[SamBo]

Fun for us, I just did a wee

I fail to see how that is fun!

[Ic3]

I nail his mum, up her bum!

What you do on your private time, is just that, private!

[Androssi]

What you do on your pirate's face is just private!

Please guys, keep it to the pron thread!!!

[SamBo]

Please guys, do me in the corn shed!!!


ummm no thanks

[Ic3]

ummm Ho thanks


Sorry, your mum isn't available at the moment...

[Lurgen]

The Cross Asian is going where?

If you cross an Asian with a Colonel, you end up where?

[Thyrd]

If you cook an asian in coconut sauce, do you offend them?

I have tried that and yes! Tasted good though.

[SamBo]

I have tried poo and yes, tasted good!

Did you fry it first or eat it raw?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Did you try it and ask for more?

How much did that cost?

[Thyrd]

I had sex with Jack Frost!

Do you have a chilly willy?

[reaperman]

Did you have a pilly thrilly?

All praise the wonders of e.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I like the taste of Pee.

You're Weird!!

[Necron]

Your Fired!!

But Why, I only shagged the assistant once...well maybe more!.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Butt Wired, I only shagged the ass once...well maybe more!.

Sorry, I didn't realise my strength!

[reaperman]

Worry, She didn't realise my length!

Talk about big!

[bassbogan]

Talk about pig!

what have you got against pork ?

[catt]

what you want to pork me again ?

oh bogan, not gigi gig again!!!!!!

[evil]

oh you big bogan, take me in the gigi gig again!!!!!!

Oh yeeeeeah baby

[dogwomble]

Oh hair flaky

Have you tried shampoo and/or conditioner?

[SamBo]

Have you tried eating poo for dinner?

That's just sick dude....

[chip256]

Try my prick dude....


Right. I'll pass on that, thanks.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Right. I passed that, thanks.

Now call me Captain!

[Fitty]

Now call me cabbin-boy!

No, but thanks for the offer.

[Cpt Jellybean]

No butt thanks, for this shopper

I only want a sandwich!

[Jimma]

I only want a spanking!
You're a fucking retard. They don't let your sort into the army.

[SamBo]

I can't get fucking hard!. They don't let my sort buy viagra.

That's so people like you can't breed

[Ic3]

That's so people like you can't get laid

Try some of the 1900 numbers or one of the brothels...

[mea culpa]

Try some of the 1900 numbers or one of the brothels...

it was the best film of the year.

[Budman42]

it was the best film of the year.
It was the best film if your queer

[Reprobate]

It was the best film if your queer


Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are doing a tour through outback Australia

[Androssi]

Queeries and Straight Guys are doing it throughout slack Australia

Awesome! I mean, for a friend of mine.......obiously.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Or some mean friend I'll mine .... oblivious.

Very nice Post hole digger!!!