The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[abelgold]

Very nice hole digger!!!

The aussie army allows gay men now?

[NomadGnome]

The aussie army allows gay men now?
The aussie army ploughs gay men now? :eek:

[SamBo]

The aussie army plays hopscotch now? :eek:

What else would you have them do?

[STallingU]

What else would you have them poo?

Not all that broken glass

[SamBo]

I fell and broke my ass

I suggest you go and buy a new one then... they seem to be in an abundant supply here at this site.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I suck chest and bite a new one then... they scream at me in a rodant supply site.

You should get a tetnas shot.

[abelgold]

You should get a gram of pot.

Man... i didn't know you smoked weed.. we could've been hanging out years ago

[sweeet]

Man... i didn't know you smoked weed.. we could've been hanging out years ago

Did you get that cream for the nasty rash you had on your groin area?

[Ic3]

Did you get that cream for the nasty rash I had on my groin area?

Please guys, don't talk about this stuff in public!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Please guest, don't stalk about muff in public!

They'll lock you up

[Fitty]

Geez, you fucked up the last few.

They'll lock you up

My cock is up.

[evil]

My cock is stuck.

You can get help for that

[STallingU]

You can get felched for that

I aint doing that again

[evil]

I aint doing you again

What if I promise not to give you a dirty sanchez again?

[SamBo]

You want me to promise not to give you a dirty sanchez again?

Keep away from me, you freak!
:eek:

[STallingU]

Keep away from me, you geek!
:eek:

Now have a good look in the mirror.

[Ic3]

Now have a good toss on the fuhrer.

Hey, settle down, you need a time machine for that one!

[abelgold]

I'm installing a pipe to smell my own farts!

You sick bastard. Incidently, are you using aluminium slinky hose or PVC plumbers pipe?

[STallingU]

Are you using aluminium panty hose or PVC nipple clamps?

Come to the party and find out.

[SamBo]

There's a party in my mouth.
and everyone's throwing up?

[Androssi]

do you really want to fuck?

No, no and no.

[SamBo]

a homo and a hobo.
whatever rocks your boat mate

[STallingU]

midget pr0n rocks my boat mate

Do you have any on DVD i can borrow?

[Serpent_Girl]

Do you have any on DVD i can borrow?

I shall like watching DVD's tomorrow

[Necron]

I like giving VD to Men

Thats not very cool.

[Serpent_Girl]

Over you, I like to drool.

prOn does that to you.

[Necron]

No-One does it for you

I know, It's sad but true!.

[STallingU]

I know, I'm sad but its true!.

Sad is such a harsh word.

[SamBo]

A Saw is so harsh on wood.

but wood doesn't have any feelings

[Serpent_Girl]

my wood doesn't have any feelings

really?! I think you should keep that to yourself

[STallingU]

really?! I think you should play with that yourself

But it needs your love.

[Necron]

Butt sex, I need your loving.


Err, Ok. I prefere the pussy!.

[SamBo]

Derr, Ok, I prepare the pussy!.
sorry, ok, I will let you cook then....

[abelgold]

"sorry, UK, I will let you cook me"....

So ended PM Blair's address to the nation.

[Ic3]

So ended PM Blair's blow job from the matron.

Don't we all wish we could get something like that so easily...

[Elf_Girl]

Don't we all wish we could get dick like that so easily...
getting dick easily? sounds good to me. bring it on!

[abelgold]

getting dick cheesy? sounds like thrush to me. it puts the yoghurt on!

Oh dear.. that sounds really nasty.

[Elf_Girl]

Uh oh yeah.. that sounds really sexy.
I'm shocked! I have no comment to say to you. im sorry. :p

[STallingU]

I'm shocked! I have no comment on something that big. im excited. :p

Don't just stand there looking at it.

[Elf_Girl]

Im standing here looking at it.
me too. isn't it fascinating i just want to touch it.

[Thyrd]

Grab a stick and start poking it

.....I'll let you take care of that....yeah...

[piggle]

.....I'll help you with that....yeah...

ok then..u do that

[Elf_Girl]

ok then..i'm going to hump that.
hump what? hm. i need coffee to get away from this humpingness.

[Cpt Jellybean]

hunk what? me. i need to pee to get away from this loneliness.
MMMM that didn't make much sense???

[Elf_Girl]

MMMM sex doesn't make much sweat?
you LIAR it does so what are you thinking.

[SOC]

my LAIR is so dirty it is now stinking.

well, you'd better clean it then

[abelgold]

Ewe layer! Get off that sheep, what are you thinking?

Commonly heard phrase on the south island of NZ

[Thyrd]

At work, I clean Big Ben!

Hmmm... Your going off on a bit of a tangent SOC.

[Cpt Jellybean]

monopolly is played on southern ireland
I bet they're tough matches!!!!

[That Bloke]

Hmmm... I'm eying off a bit of a rampant cock.

You starting to swing the other way?

[Elf_Girl]

I bet they're tough meaty goodness!!!!
meaty goodness as in like a sausage thing? or steak hmm.

[Cpt Jellybean]

mates goodies are like a sausage thingys? or steak hmm.
Haven't looked!!!

[Thyrd]

Dont look at me, I'm not gay!
If you say so....

[SOC]

I am gay too....

I'm happy for you

[Elf_Girl]

I'm happy to poo.
dear god! too much information!

[abelgold]

Dear Diary.. I've been selling information to the russions!

Better dead than red

[SOC]

I never read Better Than Life
You should read Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers first

[Cpt Jellybean]

Ewe shaved reed Infinitly comes Careful Drivers first
Red Dwarf, another vindaloo!

[STallingU]

Red Midget vindaloo?

Thats right and a garlic naan

[Elf_Girl]

Thats right i like garlic nanny!
stop calling for your nanny. and don't breathe on me if you just ate garlic! :p

[Cpt Jellybean]

Not right with your gran or nan
that's sooo not well, in the head!

[SOC]

well, I sooo need a headjob!
don't we all ...

[Elf_Girl]

don't wee on the wall ...
Settle Pettle. only person who will do that is Cpt Jellybean...hehehehe :D

[SOC]

Let's all go to Seattle. the only person who can't come is Cpt Jellybean...hehehehe :D

Aww, it won't be any fun without him!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Aww, I won't bum your Mum!!!
well that's nice to Know!

[SOC]

well you're nice to blow!

um ... thanks, dude, but I'm not that way inclined! :fag:

[Elf_Girl]

thanks, dude, I'm way inclined! :D
gay males like you two really need a room. ;)

[SOC]

males like you really need to be locked in a room until you are dead. ;)
and here was I thinking you were a sweet girl!

[abelgold]

and here was I thinking about hiring a call girl!

You know that Pretty Woman was just a fantasy movie don't you?

[SamBo]

You know, that pretty woman was just a fantasy of mine
woah, we don't want to hear about your wet dreams dude

[sapience]

woah, we don't want to hear about your wet dreams dude


yeah we do

[SamBo]

I did a poo
thanks for sharing that with us

[STallingU]

He will not be sharing her with us

But we all chipped in for her

[lostreality]

we all chipped in for her in the front bum


can i join in

[Necron]

Im a Virgin

Dude, thats not my problem. get out there and get some!.

[lostreality]

im sorry its all my fault

i know, stop holding it from me.

[Necron]

i blew, stop hiding feelings for me.

Man that is some messed up shit.

[lostreality]

stop trying to do me up the shitter.

but i thought you liked that, especially when i call you daddy

[Necron]

but i thought about you like that, especially when i call over my daddy

Now, who's your daddy big boy

[lostreality]

i have two daddys big boy

oh you do spoil me rotten

[StygiaN]

oh you do spoil my bottom

What do you mean? It's wide open and eager for action.

[lostreality]

I like it when your mean! I'm wide open and eager for action.

ok then what ever you want!

[STallingU]

ok then its you i want!

Sorry do0d I don't bat that way

[lostreality]

Sorry do0d I don't have anything to bat with

never mind you can borrow my mums

[STallingU]

never mind you can do my mums

Sweet. Your a fucken champ.

[abelgold]

Sweet. Sex with you is like fucken a damp rag

Depends on the rag.

[Serpent_Girl]

I look like a fag

No, you ARE a fag.

[catt]

No, I don't have jet lag

[abelgold]

Say "No" to Arafat

Hey... let's not bring politics into this.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Hey... let's not bite penises into bits.
That's all well and fine by me!!!!

[Thyrd]

I need a man to fuck me!!!

k...? Im going to go hang out on another thread for a while, till you stop begging for man love.

[abelgold]

I'm hanging by a thread - I'm begging for man love.

Are you a man who makes love to another man?

[SOC]

Are you a man? Ooohh, come and make love to me!
Um ... get a room, guys! :fag:

[Androssi]

Um ... get the KY, guys! :fag:

I'll bring mine round!

[SOC]

I can't get my mouth around abelgold's cock
Email Sunol for some advice

[Serpent_Girl]

Sunol emailed me some excellent advice

...you are joking right? ewwww.

[HAL]

...you are joking right? ewwww.
Fuckin oath! Send it my way!

[STallingU]

Fuckin goats! Root em my way!

Have you showed Goat Boy?

[Ic3]

Have you blown Goat Boy?

Eww....get a room boys, this is a clean forum...

[lostreality]

hew....i'm a rent boy, my bum needs a clean out...

how much do you charge?

[SOC]

two-dollar sucky-sucky, me love you long time!

no thanks, the last girl gave me crabs

[lostreality]

yes please, the last guy couldnt get me erect

not surprised, with a penis that small.

[STallingU]

See this pen lid, my penis is that small.

I don't wanna hear about your dick!

[lostreality]

I really wanna stick your dick in my ear

not tonight im washing my hair.

[Elf_Girl]

maybe tonight im washing my hair just for you..
aww how sweet! can i pat it when its been washed?

[Thyrd]

Wheee! Afterwards can I beat you with a kosh?

Okay? Elf_Girl has finally cracked. Run for the hills!

[abelgold]

aww Gary sweet! can i hit it after his career's washed up?

Yup... that was some time ago... hit away Elf_Girl. (you're wierd)

[Thyrd]

I just drank a bottle of Lime Vodka.. Now im going to hit on Elf_Girl

Blehg, I prefer straight tequila. Muchos good eh?

[Tycho]

Blehg, I prefer straight tequila. Muchos good eh?

head on over here... we have bottles of Jack and just about any other liquior... Damn Payday and Friday together is much happiness!!

[dilligaf]

head on over here... we have bottles of Jack and just about any other liquior... Damn Payday and Friday together is much happiness!!
You bottled Jack? You have bottles of people of any name?? Ohhh, Jack and Bundy together is much happiness!!

[Tycho]

You bottled Jack? You have bottles of people of any name?? Ohhh, Jack and Bundy together is much happiness!!

Just wait till you see what we did with Brandy and Jim Beam... it really made them wine...

[Serpent_Girl]

Just wait till you see what we did with my friend Brandy and Jim Beam... it really made them whine...

the is idea to make them moan, not whine about how bad you are!

[Tycho]

the idea to make them moan, not whine about how bad you are!

what the frick? i'm bad to the bone.. but then again that's a whole bottle of whiskey in my system too..

[STallingU]

when I wank? i'm bad with a boner.. but then again that's a whole bottle of whiskey in my arse too..

And I thought a thumb in your arse during a wank was bad.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Anal thoughts a thumb is not enough in your arse during a wank
You're an interesting guy!!! just keep your distance.

[Tycho]

You're an interesting guy!!! can I come over sometime and do you or your sister?

Hey man what ever floats your boat.... and then some...

[abelgold]

You're an interesting guy!!! Can I keep your penis?.

You dirty german cannibal..

[Necron]

You are a Voracious guy!!! lets dance.

Settle down there man, you dont need to get that 'friendly'.

[Cpt Jellybean]

You dig german cannibas..
well lucky for you, the bulk of your work is in germany making Shister films!!!

[Kez]

well lucky for you, the bulk of your work is in germany making apple strudle and looking at little boys

Child pornography is illegal man, the feds are coming to kill you now!

[STallingU]

well lucky for you, the bulk of your load is in germany making Shit eating films!!!

Your telling me you can sell your shit to german film makers?

[SamBo]

I like to eat the shit from german film makers?
dude, seek help

[STallingU]

dude, sheep help

I'm not that desperate yet

[abelgold]

I'm desperate for a yeti

You like the bigfoot? Goonigoogoo.. you sick fuck

[Serpent_Girl]

I have big feet. I look like a Goon.. I'm also a "sic" fuck.

You know what they say about men with big feet..

[STallingU]

You like the big boobs? Goonigoogoo.. you little baby

More milk for me.

[Cpt Jellybean]

More milk formula.
isn't that for babies?

[STallingU]

isn't that for ladies?
Well I aint gonna stick it in a man.

[Serpent_Girl]

isn't that a baby?

Well I think you should step away from it and leave it alone.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Well thought out, shouldn't shake any more from it and leave it alone.
But it feels soooo good!!!!

[Thyrd]

Fisting my arse feels soooo good!!!!

You don't really think I need to know about this, do you?

[Cpt Jellybean]

You love the taste of COCK and I need to know about this, FUCK you!
No more intimate stories!!! I have no want to know about your prolapses!!!

[Thyrd]

I Need more intimate stories!!! I only want to know about your Penis!!!

i didnt need or want to know that either! I dont swing that way!

[lostreality]

more intimate stories!!! I always want to know about your ass bangs!!!

ok then, but i dont have any ass bang stories. sorry.

[Cpt Jellybean]

ok Ben, butt i wont have any ass bang stories.spread.
My names not Ben! and I don't Fuck Guys!!!! speaka da english!!!!

[lostreality]

My names not Ben! its pedro!!!! and i like little kidies. i speaka da engrish

what? you sick pervert im calling the police

[Elf_Girl]

My friend is Ben! and I i like to Fuck Guys!!!! speaka da devil!!!!
wow.. thats ok i like to fuck too. but im not gay so its ok.

[lostreality]

wow.. thats ok i like to fuck like a nymph too. but im not gay im bi sexual.

wow when can we meet, bring some friends too!

[Cpt Jellybean]

wow welcome to zgeek, you don't need pens!
Thankyou very much! Now rep me like there's no tomorrow!

[Thyrd]

etc...etc... Now rape me like there is no tomorrow!!!

You knew it would be said

[Elf_Girl]

You know, i do need some good head.
i shall send a personal assistant to you right away!

[Tycho]

i shall send a personal assistant to you right away! What time do you want me to show up in my french maid dress?

Damn!!

[STallingU]

Dam!!

What beavers make.

[Tycho]

What beavers make.
hmmm my thoughts exactly...

[Serpent_Girl]

how do you know my thoughts exactly...?

well it's obvious by the bulge in your pants.

[Elf_Girl]

well it's obvious that i have a buldge in my pants.
hehehehe boner. *points and laughs*

[STallingU]

hehehehe boner. *drops and sucks*

holy crap a female is touching my bits. :banana:

[lostreality]

i like to lick boners. points and asks may i?


well sure but not in public like this!

[Serpent_Girl]

[QUOTE=lostreality]my pubics aren't supposed to be like this![QUOTE]

what have you done? spilt wax on it or something?

[SamBo]

what have I done? I haven't waxed it or nothing?

so you're still hairy huh?

[STallingU]

you're still hairy hun?

Who you calling Hun?

[BtrFly]

what have you done? spilt wax on it or something?

what are you eating, split pea and ham soup?

[STallingU]

what are you beating off, your split peas and ham stick?


Hell yeah. Why you want me to beat yours?

[Tycho]

Hell yeah. Why you want me to beat yours? Me sucka sucka, five dolla... me love you long time...


Wow and I thought movies were only make believe...

[STallingU]

Wow and I thought Santa was only make believe...

Who told you he was real?

[Tycho]

Who told you I was real?

I guess it's the "I think therefore I am" theory...

[STallingU]

I guess it's the "I eat therefore I shit" theory...

If you don't shit you die.

[Cpt Jellybean]

If you eat shit, you'll die.
go on then! prove it!

[STallingU]

go on then! hoover it!

I aint sticking my dick in that.

[Benwah]

I am claiming my dick is fat.

Didn't your mother tell you thats it's rude to boast!

[royale]

Dumb motherfucker is fresh off the boat!

We dont stand for that racist shit here.

[abelgold]

Go and stand in that pile of shit there.

That's not very loving, now is it?

[SamBo]

Bum sex is not very loving, now is it?
doesn't sound like it, no... but, I wouldn't know!

[STallingU]

doesn't sound like sex, but I wouldn't know!

Aaaawwww your saving yourself for marriage

[Elf_Girl]

Aaaawwww damn.. saving my dick for marriage is hard..
then don't save it for marriage, go out and..i just won't say any more :D

[abelgold]

then save it for ME, ..i just won't say no any more :D

You little trollop! :p

[Cpt Jellybean]

You like Flip flops :p
Ok, but they aren't any good to dance in!!!

[Elf_Girl]

Ok, I ain't good to dance with!!!
i'll gladly teach you how to dance ;)

[abelgold]

I'm going to take off your pants ;)

Ooh eerr... your place or mine?

[piggle]

i'll will gladly dirty dance ;)
i didnt no that u did that

[Cpt Jellybean]

i didnt shit did u do that
naw honey, where just standing to close to the bums!!!

[Elf_Girl]

naw honey, I'm just standing to close to the bums!!!
:eek: i hope they are girl bums, otherwise i'd be a tad worried about you and your sexuality!

[catt]

:eek: i hope the girl are bums, and you and tad get sex!

sex with strangers is good

[Cpt Jellybean]

sex with triangles is great
Right, that was a little strange!!!

[Tycho]

Right, I am that friggin strange!!!

Really now? You like your soft padded rooms??

[abelgold]

Right now I'd like your soft padded bosoms??

Hey settle down armyboy.. get a room.

[Kez]

Hey settle down armyboy.. get a room.
No way in hell will i get a room with you, unless you're female.

[Elf_Girl]

Hey settle me down armyboy.. i need a broom.
and i shall get you a broom....weirdo *hands you broom* and who's this armyboy you speak of?!

[piggle]

No way in hell will i get a room with a female
u need to consider your sexuality

[STallingU]

u need to consider sex with me

*looks around* you talking to me?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Books are Bound! you telling me?
What? You are full of useless crap!!

[Elf_Girl]

What? i know i'm full of useless crap!!
then let it out at the 'loo, buddy! :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

they won't touch the 'loo, buddy! :D
Yeah I know, I got that vomit feeling!!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

I had a look at goatse.cx, and I got that vomit feeling!!!!


Don't worry we all would, but I'm sure it will pass with time.

[Fitty]

Don't worry I like wood, and I'm sure I just passed a lime.

Well, whatever turns you on, fruity.
:banana:

[abelgold]

Phallic objects turn me on, I'm fruity.
:banana:

Hmm... sometimes we shouldn't share everything

[gwalmachi]

we should share everything, who wants to borrow my car?

I would love to borrow your car, but i have my own

[lostreality]

i would love to have sex with you in the back of your car, but i'm not gay.

what car is this you are talking about?

[flow]

what carrot is this you are talking about?

I can't believe you're back in my veggie patch again!

[gwalmachi]

My body believes you're veggie is in my patch again!

A little too much information?

[flow]

A little too much in, formation?

You can put anything in you want. I just want to know what you want to do with it!

[Juice Biscuit]

A little too much lubrication?

You said you didn't want it to hurt

[abelgold]

You said you prefer Ernie to Bert

That's a fair call... Burt is a little uptight for my liking. I mean, what male heterosexual muppet raises pigeons fer fucks sake.

[Juice Biscuit]

That's a fair cock... But is a little large for my liking. I mean, what male homosexual wants something that big for fucks sake.


Why is it all your posts revolve around cock?

[rosamund]

Why is your ass always gyrating around my cock?

Look, I just fell over, you're the one who was sitting there with you dick poking out.

[lostreality]

look at my dick poking out,i was just sitting here and it popped out.

like what ever dude, i should slap you for that kind of shit.

[Tycho]

I like that dude, i should wack you off for that kind of shit.

Woah!... Don't ask... don't tell!

[STallingU]

Woah!... Did you fart... go to hell!

Yeah I did. It was a ripper aye!!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Yeah I hid. It was the zipper ayeahahhahahah!!
too bad mate, well you can still use the other testicle!

[Elf_Girl]

i had a bad bate, time to use the other testicle!
whats wrong with the first testicle?! actually i don't want to know so please tell your doctor!

[Juice Biscuit]

I want to see your first testicle! I want to know so please call me your doctor!



MMmmm medical fetish hey?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Rum and remedial feet is Ghey?
Not quite sure what you are after but GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!!!!

[STallingU]

I'm quite sure what you are after NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!!!!

Someone told me your daughter was for sale.

[Necron]

Someone sold my daughter, she's a whale.

Was it to the Japanese?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Was so pleased for Arse and Cheese!
Sure what ever! I'm sure we can Accomodate!

[STallingU]

Sure what ever! I'm sure my arse can Accomodate!
So your the goatse.cx (goat.cx) guy.

[Necron]

So you like goat sex huh!.

Fucking freak, I cant help but spew after that.

[Elf_Girl]

Fuck me freak, I cant help but moan bout that!
who's this freak you want to fuck? and keep your moaning to your bedroom, thanks! :D

[STallingU]

wheres this dunny because you want to shit? and keep your moaning in the bathroom, thanks! :D

I can't help the moaning cause I havnt shit for a week and I really have to push hard.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I can't stop the morning cause I comes up everyday of the week and I rarelly have to try hard.
Maybe, but you still come across as one

[RedMaN]

I can't help the moaning cause I havnt shit for a week and I really have to push hard.
The fudge tunnel of love is where I like pushing hard ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

My fudge tunnel of love is where I like it pushing hard ;)

Is that a choccy or caramel tunnel of love?

[Tycho]

I like that choccy caramel type rear tunnel love kinky stuff... give it to me!

I suppose you work in a fudge packing factory or enlisted in the Navy for a living...

[lectrotext]

I suppose you work as a fudge packer in the Navy.


I've known quite a few people in the Navy and you, sir, are no fudge packer.

[Serpent_Girl]

I've known quite a few people in the Navy and I have a reputation for good fudge packing

IN THE NAAAAVVVVYYYY! *sing* Been sailing the seven seas have we?

[lostreality]

i like having sex in GRAAAAAAAAAAAAVY! while taking seven seas cod liver oil.

wow a gravy fetish, thats a new one on me.

[SamBo]

ooo I have a gravy fetish, I make a poo one and put it on me.
dude, that's just sick! Been starring in German Schizer Pr0n movies again have you?

[Elf_Girl]

dude, I'm so sick! I've Been starring in German Schizer Pr0n movies again..
SamBo!!!! too much information buddy!

[Serpent_Girl]

SamBo!!!! I want more information, buddy! So did you do her up the arse?

I think you shouldn't ask people that over the internet..

[lostreality]

SamBo!!!! not now, maybe later!

elf_girl, you slut! can i join in?


:D

[Elf_Girl]

elf_girl, I'm a slut! care to join in?


:D
haha i'll be right! maybe tomorrow if im up to it!

[piggle]

im up to it everyday!
you sick sick child

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm a sick sick child

We always knew that. We gave it to you remember?

[Elf_Girl]

We always knew that. I gave it to you remember?;)
is THAT what you two got up too last night! :eek:

[piggle]

i got up to alot last night
you get up to alot every night

[STallingU]

you get it up alot every night

Are you spying on me again???

[Juice Biscuit]

Are you filming me jerk off again?


Yeah but now its streamed online, this way we don't have to have a get together to watch it.

[gwalmachi]

Yeah and now im steamy online, and we don't have to have a get together to watch it.

Is everyone invited, cos this could be fun :)

[Juice Biscuit]

Everyone is invited to my place for a gangbang, cos that would be fun :)


Ok but you have to supply the condoms.

[abelgold]

Ok I have a large supply of unused condoms.

Dude.. don't tell everyone that you're getting none.

[Juice Biscuit]

Dude.. I need a penis extension but don't tell everyone that I'm getting one.


Don't worry mate, if we were you we'd get one too.

[STallingU]

Don't worry mate, if we were you we'd have fucked her too.

Your fucken sick. It was your mum.

[RedMaN]

How about we get off mothers.... cause I just got off yours! :p

[TheJackal001]

I dont know, how about I get off my mother.... Then i can get on yours! :p

Oh come on you need help, there are people around who are your age and not in the same blood line :P

[Elf_Girl]

Oh come on somebody I need help!! there are people around who are my age and and not the same bloodtype as me!!!
bub, everyones bloodtypes are different calm down..the people it white jackets will be here shortly *pat..pat* :rolleyes:

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh come on I dont need help! Just because I like the people around who are not my age and in the same blood line :P

I feel sorry for your kids.

[Juice Biscuit]

I feel sorry that my husband doesn't know that he isn't the father of our kids.

You Hussy, every man has the right too know.

[STallingU]

You Hussy, every man has the right too fuck you.

Pimp Master Pinger has gotta change his views on women.

[TheJackal001]

Pimping my finger, has got a lot to do with transexual bananas

And where may we find these mysterious transexual bananas, the ZHouse?

[Cpt Jellybean]

And where may we fine these mystical trian sexual bananas, Z Shed?
I think you're looking for love in all the wrong places!

[HAL]

I wish you'd stop mucking around and fuck my arse till it bleeds!

Your Sir, have serious but fucking fetish issues.

[Thyrd]

I want lurv in all the places that feel good!!

Get away from me. I dont know where you've been!

[Serpent_Girl]

You're my Sir, and I want to seriously be fucking you. I have fetish issues.

Everybody has some kind of fetish.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Every bone has some kind of aftertaste.
I'll take your word on that!

[STallingU]

I'll put my pork sword in that!

You'd put your pork sword in anything.

[Cpt Jellybean]

You'd putt your poor sword in everything.
More golf tactics.... It's still screams of Loser!!!

[Elf_Girl]

More golf tactics.... i'd still scream you Loser!!!
screaming while playing golf is fun if its in a laughing matter! i like putt putt :D

[HAL]

screaming while playing golf is fun if its in a laughing matter! i like bum plugs :D

Screaming while playing golf is usually not a laughing matter. On the other hand, bum plugs are great pacifiers.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Screaming while playing off, in usual, a little matter. On the other hand, four fingers and a thumb.
Just Like That!, Just Like That!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Just Like That!, Just Like That, make me your bitch!!!


Well if its what you really want.