The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[TheJackal001]

Well tell the banana that i really want it want, all tattooed, in a vinyl suit

Oh come on leave the poor banana alone, it never hurt you, well maybe it did when it poked your left eye out
(i just needed an excuse to put this guy in) :banana:

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh come on leave my poor banana alone, it never hurt you, well maybe it did when it poked your left eye out
(i just needed an excuse to put this guy into your arse) :banana:

You must be careful with pointy things. ;)

[catt]

You must be careful when inserting pointy things. ;)

Insert pointy things here...

[TheJackal001]

Insert Pinger and thingy's things here...

Well if you really want them to why dont you just PM them for a bit of the old :tits:

[Juice Biscuit]

Well if you really want them to why dont you just pay them cash, for a bit of the old :tits:


She offered but she couldn't afford my high class prices.

[Serpent_Girl]

He offered but I found out I couldn't afford his high class prices.

Well I think you should stick to people you can afford.

[Juice Biscuit]

Well I think you should stick it in me, as I am someone that you could obviously afford.


Look I already told you that I'm saving up for someone better.

[catt]

Look I already told you that I'm saving myself for marriage.

how quaint a virgin

[TheJackal001]

He was never a vigrin since that trailer park incident

Hey leave the poor bloke alone, its not his fault, well maybe it was

[catt]

Hey give the poor bloke a bone, its not his fault he's desperate, well maybe it is

He can pay for his own hookers, I'm broke

[Serpent_Girl]

I can't pay for my own hookers, I'm broke

You're just looking in the wrong places!

[TheJackal001]

You're just looking at their faces, look lower!
Yeah well the cheaper they are the less equiped they are

[Elf_Girl]

Yeah well the cheaper i am the less equiped i am..
so i shall pay more money then ey?

[TheJackal001]

so i shall pay for the cat food ey?

What exactly do we need cat food for, or do we just need catt? :D

[Juice Biscuit]

What exactly do we need cat food for, ohh thats right grandpa is hungry


Dude thats just wrong.

[Serpent_Girl]

I like the "Dude" thats so wrong it turns me on.

sickening. I personally dont go for hermaphrodites.

[Cpt Jellybean]

sick, 1 person got for her map, holidays
So where are they going!

[Juice Biscuit]

So where do you think you're going with that thing!


It was an accident, I wasn't aiming for there I swear.

[Serpent_Girl]

So where are we going?!

To the nice people with white coats. They will take care of you.

[TheJackal001]

To the nice people with white gloves. They will take care of you.
Oh please no, i dont like helgas house of pain, i still have the bruises

[Juice Biscuit]

I like to wear white coats with nothing underneath.


So it was you who flashed me on the way home last night.

[Cpt Jellybean]

So you like fisting me!, on the way home Fuck Off.
Well you started it! Cabbages don't seem to be good enough!

[Elf_Girl]

Well you started it! Fisting cabbages don't seem to be good enough for you now!
wow whats this all about?! first fisting, now fisting cabbages?! how the hell do they do that, actually i don't want to know

[Cpt Jellybean]

what piss all about?! first fisting, now fisting cabbages?! how the hell do they do that, actually i know
Yeah well after a few years you get used to it!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah well after a few years you're stretched out enough to take anything!!!


Well then, thanks for the info, any other sexual do's and don'ts you can inform us about?

[STallingU]

Well then, thanks for the nympho, any other sexual do's she can perform on us?

Mate she'll do about anything you can think of.

[TheJackal001]

Mate all i want is a coconut and a slippery dip.
I thought you were banned from the coconut section of the shopping centres?

[Cpt Jellybean]

My thoughts are banned from the cockn' nut section of the centres?
Well at least you get to see their faces!

[Serpent_Girl]

Well at least they get to see your face! I have to wear a paper bag!

Didn't think it was that bad. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Juice Biscuit]

It's not that bad, it happens to all guys, don't be so hard on yourself.

Well its never happened to me before, and was that pun intended?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Well its never been dry to me before, and that pumkin intended it that way?
I'm at a loss to what you're talking about! But it sounds sexual!!!!

[SamBo]

I'm the boss of what you talk about! so make it sexual!!!!
dude, i dont want to hear about what rocks his boat

[catt]

dude, i want to hear about what rocks your boat

that's a bit personal for a public forum don't you think?

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm a bit personal for a public forum don't you think?

yes, and it's called cyber sex.

[abelgold]

Yes, I like anal.. I call it Up the Khyber sex..

Excellent news! Glad to hear you've got your brown wings.

[Elf_Girl]

Excellent news! everyone gets to hear about my brown-eye I did!
To who? A taxi? Police man? Bus of school kids?! YOU SICK SICK MAN!

[catt]

you slept with who? A taxidriver? a Police man? Bus of school kids?! YOU SICK SICK MAN!

tell us all the dirty details please

[Serpent_Girl]

tell us all the dirty details please, I want to imagine it for my next fap.

You do that then, I'm not telling you anything! Its a secret ;)

[The Count]

You do that then, I'm not telling you anything! Its a secret ;)

Ninety-six.

[Juice Biscuit]

Sixty-nine, oh I don't like it due to the aftertaste


You only get what you give.

[catt]

You only get what you deserve

And you don't deserve much

[Juice Biscuit]

You're my bitch and you're going to get what you deserve.

Yes Mistress cat, but please don't use the large strapon again.

[catt]

Mistress cat, says but you know you want me to please use the large strapon again.

Being a talented Mistress, I give my clients what they want...
;)

[HAL]

Being a talented but goblin, i growl but twice daily
;)

How now brown cow.

[Juice Biscuit]

Slow down brown cow.


I doub't it will if it knows what you want to do with it

[Cpt Jellybean]

I double it will it I, not what you want to do with it
Hey you either suck dick or you don't suck dick?

[STallingU]

Hey you either suck dick or you fuck dick?

So which one do you do Cpt Jellybean???? :D

[Serpent_Girl]

So which one do you do Cpt Jellybean???? Men or Women? :D

Everyone loves the cock. So I say you should pick men.

[Juice Biscuit]

Everyone loves my cock. I am suprised that they think that i'm not a man.


You didn't fool me.

[STallingU]

You don't fool me.

Thats because your too smart, or I'm a dumb arse.

[catt]

You are too smart, and I'm a dumb arse.
New World Order hooray, not my best work but meh...

[abelgold]

New Order - Blue Monday hooray, not their best work but me like...
Oh, you tragic 80's queen. :p

[STallingU]

Oh, I'm a tragic drag queen. :p

You think you know someone then bang they spring this.

[abelgold]

You think you know someone then bang they're on Springer as a wifebashing, horsefucking, midgetlicking, trailerliving, overweight computer programmer.

That's where I met your mum. STallingU.... I AM YOUR FATHER!

[Serpent_Girl]

That's where I did your mum. STallingU.... I AM YOUR FATHER!

Wow. It sure is a small world. Was she hot?

[That Bloke]

Wow. It sure is small, would it get me off?

Shit, you're not half blunt.

[STallingU]

Shit, its not half blunt you liar.

Crap you didn't cut your finger off.

[Elf_Girl]

Crap, I didn't cut my finger off..
so you want to cut your finger off... hm use a chainsaw!
/me hands StallingU a verly large sharp chainsaw.

[STallingU]

so you want to cut everyones finger off... hm use a chainsaw!
/Elf_Girl hands me a verly large sharp chainsaw.

I wanna see how everyone can type with just stumps. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ mwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa *looks for first victim*

[Juice Biscuit]

I wanna see how many people I can rape with this vibrator. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ mwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa *looks for first victim*


No don't look at me look at them over there *Pinger points over there*

[HAL]

No don't look at me in the corner fingering my bum *Pinger points finger up his bum*

Why get your finger dirty when some old ped would be more than eager to dip his end into your chocolate sauce.

[Juice Biscuit]

Why get your finger dirty when I could come around and orally arouse your butt for you.


Sounds great, how does around 8:30 sound to you?

[TheJackal001]

Sounds great, how does 830 cubic metres inserted orally sound to you?

What exactly do you intend to use, I mean that is a lot of what ever it is.

[Juice Biscuit]

What exactly do you intend to do with it, I mean that is alot width what ever it is.


Don't worry I'll use lube.

[wibble]

Do worry, I'll not use lube.

I want to hear you scream like a bitch!

[Serpent_Girl]

I scream like a bitch when I wet the bed! STILL!

My doctor can fix that.

[STallingU]

My doctor can enlarge that.

Its not that small is it???

[Cpt Jellybean]

Its that small isn't it???
I'm afraid so, could be worse could look like meat Pie

[catt]

*Gasp*'I'm afraid you look like meat Pie', said the surgeon

Oh well at least I'm recognisable

[Necron]

Oh well at least It's concealable

Lucky. You can hardly see the sagging if you wear a pushup bra.

[SamBo]

Lucy, you can hardly see the sagging if I wear your pushup bra.
Who is Lucy and why are you wearing her bra?

[Elf_Girl]

Lucy is my bitch, and I'm wearing her bra.
crossdresser! do you hang out at gay bars?

[Necron]

I love Lucy when she is wet in the spa!

You and every other guy on the block.

*Refer to post above, Im too slow*

[catt]

crossdressers do you have to let it all hang out at gay bars?

I'm thinking of trying it myself ;)

[Cpt Jellybean]

I'm tired of tieing up myself ;)
Well that's nice but it's still 35 dollars for your shopping!

[catt]

Well you're nice but it's still 35 dollars to take you shopping!

perhaps we could skip the shopping and moving on to more interesting activities?

[Cpt Jellybean]

perhaps we could whip the shoppers and move on to more interesting activities?
you don't know how HOT you are ?

[catt]

You don't know how HOT those boils will get get do you ?

I could lance them for you if you like

[Cpt Jellybean]

I could Dance for you if you like
Yeah that would be great!!! but do it SLOWLY!!!!

[Elf_Girl]

Yeah I'm so great!!! I like to do it SLOWLY!!!!
and that makes you great? whatever floats your boat! congrats for..slowness..im going over here now -->

[Serpent_Girl]

and you know what makes me great? my poos float! I'm so..slow..im going over here now -->

I do not want to know about your floaters!

[Elf_Girl]

I wanna know about my floaters! so sloppy..
you LOOK at them?!

[SamBo]

I love to swim about your floaters!
that's pretty gross dude...

[STallingU]

that's pretty good dude...

Thanx. I'm trying really hard and almost have it.

Gotta spread rep before giving it to sambo. Thats was so funny. Grade A material

[Necron]

Shucks. I'm trying really hard and almost have it up.

spread your legs before I give it to you sambo. Thats was so smelly. Grade A hazardous material

I did not want to know

[SamBo]

I really want to have a go
get in line pal!!!

[RedMaN]

get in line for pal, the best dog food there is!!!
No thanks, I'm not into those farmyard frolics.

[catt]

Thanks, I'm into those farmyard frolics.

So you really enjoy getting out in the paddock and chasing a few sheep around?

[ajcrowley]

So like me you really enjoy getting off in the paddock and being chased by sheep

each to their own i guess

[catt]

a beach of my own why yes

surf's up and the water is subllime ;)

[STallingU]

Contaction times are up and the broken water tastes sublime ;)


:barf: Are you gonna eat the placenta as well? :barf: :barf:

[TheJackal001]

:D Please eat my placenta as well

Well I dont know about anybody else by that is just disturbing, but I'm sure somebody here will partake in it.

[Juice Biscuit]

Well I dont know about anybody else but I love watersports, I know that is just disturbing, but I'm sure somebody here will partake in it with me.


I'm sure someone will, just not me, but I appreciate the offer.

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm sure someone will do it with you- me! - I appreciate the offer! :D

So what are you doing and can we film you?

[lostreality]

I have a camera can I film you?


wow you are one dirrty girl. i would like to meet you.

[STallingU]

wow you are one dirrty guy. i would like to eat your meet.


Um how to put this nicely. FUCK NO.

[abelgold]

Ummmmmm how to put this manmeat nicely into my mouth. BUT NO FUCKING. I'm not GAY!!

Yeah, SUUUURE you're not gay.

[Serpent_Girl]

Yeah i'm, SUUUURE im gay. Its so obvious! The cock tastes nice.

So tell us about your interesting experiences!

[Necron]

Dont tell us about your intestinal exploration

That is some seriously fucked up shit. Although intersting at the same time.

[STallingU]

There is some serious fucking up stream. Although intersting at the same time.

Smells abit fishy to me.

[catt]

Shells are a bit fishy to me.

she sells sea shells by the sea shore
:p

[Juice Biscuit]

I sell myself by the sea shore,
:p

Yeah, how much can you make doing that?

[BtrFly]

Yeah, how much can you make fucking that?

sorry what you are a filthy man whore?

[gwalmachi]

When you are a filthy man, it saves money, Hyuck!

Thats an....interesting...philosophy to live by...i think

[BtrFly]

Thats an....interesting...plant to sit on...i think

its a cactus silly - i think you are in for a prickly seat!

[TheJackal001]

its me cactus silly - i think you are in for a prickly ride tonight!

Leave the pillow talk for tonight ok, unless everybody else is going to join you

[Serpent_Girl]

its a cat's arse silly - i think you are in for animal abuse!

Poor poor pussy cat. It needs your love!

[Thyrd]

Pet my Pussy quick! It needs your love!

I would if I could, but I cant so I wont!

[BtrFly]

I would if I could, but I cant get it up!

/me hands you viagra...

[Cpt Jellybean]

man hands!!! you Freak...
Yep that's it I'm outa here!!!

[Elf_Girl]

Yep that's it I'm in!!!
ehehehhee have fun then! /me pushes you in a room
sucker...

[HAL]

Mwahahaha have fun feeble one! /me pushes you in into a room full of face suckers

Elf_Girl how dare you be so evil.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Elf_Girl is so dareing! she can be so evil.
Yeah that's true but she is sooooooo HOT!!!!!

[catt]

Yeah that's true but she is sooooooo full of snot!!!!

eeeuwww snot, she must fully sick

[Cpt Jellybean]

ewe what?, she is fully sick
That's not normal!!

[Elf_Girl]

I'm not normal!!
couldn't agree more ;)

[Merudo]

i could kill a boar




you want to what?

[Kez]

you want to what?
You wanna fuck? :eek:

[HAL]

I'm a desperate fuck :eek:

Too true, all too true.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Too true, all poo and glue.
Are you trying to say you're really smelly and sticky?

[Merudo]

I am trying to say I'm really smelly and sticky!



Good for you pal.... good for you :fag:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Gold for your poo.... gold for poo :fag:
I don't think you could pay for all the crap in the world

[Merudo]

I wish I could eat all the crap in the world




Well I hope you get the chance some day.
:fart:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Well I hope you get maced some day.
That's a bit tough...... Bitch!!!

[catt]

I like it rough...... Bitch!!!

that's too much personal information Captain

[Cpt Jellybean]

what's too much personal information, Captain?
Oh ...um... any sort of std's, mentioned waiting in the line at the bank!!!

[Merudo]

Oh ...um... I hate waiting in the line to have a wank!!!



You just really need to get all this stuff off your chest do you?

[abelgold]

I just really need to shit on your chest do you mind?

Oh dear... I didn't take you for a filthy, filthy german scheisser fan. Freak!

[Merudo]

Did you know that I'm a filthy, filthy german scheisser fan. If you're not, you're a freak!



ich bin ein normal!

[Cpt Jellybean]

in my bin end !! normal!
No not really normal!!!

[TheJackal001]

Of course im normal, just ask my invisible friend!

Oh really you could at least make it half believable and say it was your other personality

[BtrFly]

Oh really, could you make it at least half full? all you need to do is "spit" again

i think you may need to see a doctorb, spitting is a disgusting habit.

[TheJackal001]

i think you may need to see a doctor, squatting in public places is an amazing habit to get into.

You do realise that is what public toilets are for, no matter how disgusting they are

[STallingU]

You do realise that fapping is what public toilets are for, no matter how disgusting you are

Bet you think of george michael when your in there too.

[catt]

Bet you're linked to george michael when your in the loo.

that sounds so seedy

[Cpt Jellybean]

you sound so needy
Naw, I'm cool, wanna make out a little bit??

[STallingU]

Naw, I'm cool, wanna see my little bit??

I hope your talking about your little toe.

[Elf_Girl]

I hope your walking around my little toe.
how bout everyone just stomps on it!
/me stomps on your little toe

[Thyrd]

how bout everyone just sucks on it!

But I thought you were a chick?

[Merudo]

Wait a second, I thought I had a dick?




You thought wrong :grr:

[STallingU]

You brought bong :grr:

Um no. I don't smoke that stuff.

[Serpent_Girl]

Um no. I don't use rope and that stuff.

Why the hell not?! You don't know what you're missing out on! ;) :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

Why's hell hot?! I don't know? what you've missilled Goats Cock!! ;) :D
You need to speak clearly and stop fucking goats!!!

[catt]

You pleed with geeks clearly, to stop fucking goats!!!

perhaps it's all they can get

[Cpt Jellybean]

Mishaps it's all they've got
mmmm They do seem troubled but...whatever!

[Serpent_Girl]

mmmm They do look like trouble but...whatever!

But thats the whole fun of it! Look like trouble and everyone wants you! :D

[SamBo]

Butt. Thats a whole lot of fun! It's no trouble and everyone wants to do you! :D
I aint going to go near you or your butt young lady!

[Cpt Jellybean]

I aim at groins, goo near you or your butt, yo lady!
You're like a spunk machine!!!

[SamBo]

You're a sex machine!!!
why yes, yes I am :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

why yes?, cause I can :D
right got that, now tell me about your mother!!!

[STallingU]

why yes, yes I can :D
Wow, I never knew anyone who could suck their own penis. :D

[SamBo]

Wow, I wish I could suck my own penis. :D
Just don't bend so far that you break your neck. It would be very embarassing for your family!

[RedMaN]

Just don't bend so far that you break your arse crack. It would be very enjoyable for your family as they can all have a go at your new, widened arsehole!
Now, now.... families shouldn't join in this type of lovin' ;)

[STallingU]

Now, now.... families should join in that type of lovin' ;)

Maybe your family, cause we aint tasmanians

[Cpt Jellybean]

My balls aren't your family, cause we hate mans doodle
Right does that include yours?

[Juice Biscuit]

Right, I only suck cock that is longer than 9 inches, does that include yours?


Well, I don't like to brag but....

[STallingU]

Well, I'm on the rag but....

Yuck dude, don't finish that sentence.

[Serpent_Girl]

Yuck dude, don't finish that sandwich.

Seconded. That thing is five weeks old and it smells...bad!

[SamBo]

Seconded. My faetus is five weeks old and it smells...bad!
dude, that is just way too much information!

[STallingU]

dude, that is just way too much masturbation!

The blisters will tell me when to stop.

[Cpt Jellybean]

The bus conductor will tell me when to stop.
You were jerking off on the bus? What is wrong with you?

[abelgold]

You didn't come when you were jerking off on the bus? What is wrong with you?

Sorry man.. i'm not as gifted as you.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Soggy man.. i'm as glued as you.
Naw ... I think you won that race!!!

[STallingU]

Yeah ... I think I just won that race!!!

Dude it was a race for 6yr old retarded kids.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Doodles the size of a 6yr old retarded kid.
Well that's sharing!! Wasn't asked for but Hey!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Well that's sharing of my cock!! It wasn't asked for but Hey!!!

Are YOU that rapist I saw yesterday on all those men who looked like women?! :barf:

[STallingU]

Are YOU that rapist I saw yesterday on my mother who looked like women?! :barf:

I should hope your mum looks like a woman. :p :D

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm being accused of being a rapist, I sware I thought they were just men who looked like women?! :barf:


Nope they were just ugly women.

[Elf_Girl]

Nope, I'm just an ugly women lover.
hehehehe you are? or is that only when you're wearing beer googles!

[Juice Biscuit]

hehehehe my boyfriend says that he will only have sex with me when he is wearing his beer goggles!


Ohhhh, what a kind fella.

[Elf_Girl]

Ohhhh, my twang is a kind fella.
thats charming to know!!! :eek:

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm charming to know!!!

yes daaarling. absolutely CHARMING. *cough* You keep thinking that!

[Merudo]

yes sparring. I love SPARRING. *cough* But god damn, these cigars are killing me.


Then give them up! Call the quit line!


:ha: :greenman:

[Cpt Jellybean]

I give up! the call line has quit!
No one wants to talk to you!!!

[reaperman]

No one wants to walk through poo!!!

Not even cleaners like to touch the stuff.

[Thyrd]

I got a chick in a barina up the duff.

Use protection you westie!

[STallingU]

No mines cleaner, would you like to touch my stuff.
How about NO. You can touch your own dangly bits.

[Cpt Jellybean]

How about NOW!! Your touch can freeze dangly bits.
Always said you were Frozen!

[Serpent_Girl]

How about YES PLEASE! Can you touch my dangly bits?

Errr. NO. I don't think that is a good idea at all. Touch your own damn dangly bits!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Ears. NO. I don't think that is a good idea at all. your bits are way too gangly!!!!
Come on!!! It's an orifice isn't it???

[Serpent_Girl]

Cum on my orifice! Will you? please?

You are asking the wrong person, dude! I'm not into that stuff!

[Cpt Jellybean]

You are asking the right person, dude! I'm into that stuff!
cool now play my balls!!!

[STallingU]

Kewell played with my balls!!!

Thats not something your brag about. :fag:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Theres something you're about to bag. :fag:
Yeah it's called, std!!!!!!

[STallingU]

Yeah it's called, VIP!!!!!!
Whats the "I" stand for again?

[dilligaf]

Yeah i called std!!!!!!

You must have got ripped off for that.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Your mask got ripped off for what?
Must have been crazy love!!!

[dilligaf]

Masking tape on my bum fluff!!!

Inferior back, sack and crack wax?

[Cpt Jellybean]

In for back, sack and crack wax?
Yep, rip it all off!!!

[catt]

Yep, strip it all off!!!

strip for me and i'll strip for you

[Cpt Jellybean]

spank me and i'll strip for you
It's a deal baby!!!!

[catt]

It's an eel baby!!!!

that's just wrong

[dilligaf]

It's a meal of baby!!!!

Thats very unholy of you

[Cpt Jellybean]

that's not a song!!
yeah, but it could be!

[dilligaf]

yeah, but i would be!

Why would you suck donkeys?

[Cpt Jellybean]

high! you'd you suck donkeys?
So don't get sooo high!

[STallingU]

My pee gets sooo high!
I tried it once and it landed on my face. :spingo:

[Serpent_Girl]

I tried it once and it landed on her face. :spingo:

You creamed her face?! How could you? She told me she hated that!

[Juice Biscuit]

You creamed my face!! Why thank you! I love that!


I always try to do my best to please a lady.

[STallingU]

You always look at her breast to please a lady.

You don't pick up much do you!

[Fitty]

I pick nuts, don't I

Well... if you say so. I love the cock (misquote THAT!)

[STallingU]

Well... if I must say one thing then, it would have to be. I love the cock (misquote THAT!)

I normally love people who love the cock. But in your case NO!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

I normally love people who love the cock. But as you're a woman NO!!!


I am not a woman, but get that thing away from me.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I'm not into women, butt goo, that thing!!! for me.
So, really you're just an ugly guy who lurves the cock!!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

I am a woman, and get that thing into me!!

Thats the attitude you horny bitch! Now take that dildo and leave us all in peace! :p

[Juice Biscuit]

I've had enough of your attitude, I'm a horny bitch! So take that dildo and ram it up me untill I'm no longer in one piece! :p

Yes my savage Mistress, just don't hurt me anymore!!

[catt]

Bess my savage Mistress, just won't hurt me anymore!!

is it that she won't or that you're immune to the pain?

[Juice Biscuit]

What do you mean you won't, you're not immune to my sexual prowess!


Yes you're right I can't resist your :tits:

[STallingU]

Yes you're right I can't touch your :tits:

Thats because she is not in the same room as you. :stooge:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Thats bum shoes! she's not in the same planet as you.
Ok, but why is she called Bum Shoes!!!

[Elf_Girl]

Ok, but she is still called Bum Shoes!!!
What an odd name for a girl..

[Juice Biscuit]

Ok, but guess what I found today....... Bum Shoes!!!

You stole some homeless guy’s shoes? :eek:

[catt]

You stole some homeless guy’s booze? :eek:

that is a new low, even for you :(

[Serpent_Girl]

I live in some homeless guy’s shoes? :eek:

Shit, dude! Are you really that small?!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Shit, dude! you really smell?!
Yeah, I stopped wiping awhile ago!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Shit, dude! you really are small?!

Don't worry I'm sure he still has a tongue :)

[Cpt Jellybean]

Don't Mummy, I'm don't like the tongue :)
Yeah, but you're such a good kisser!

[BtrFly]

Yeah, but you're such a french pisser!

geez - they have a national way to urinate now?

[catt]

please - they have a national day to urinate now?

yes, it's called piss in your own backyard day :D

[Megabyte]

Please - I need a fashionable way to inseminate a cow?

Sweety, there will be other men...leave the cows alone.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Sweaty, the're willys and other men...leave the cows on hold.
So you really like the taste of cock!!!

[catt]

So you really like the taste of socks!!!

I've got a ripe pair right here

[Cpt Jellybean]

I've got a ripe pear right here
I know you have,It drives me crazy standing near you!!!

[Elf_Girl]

I know you have,It drives me bonkers sexing near you!!!
maybe you should take your bonking sexness into a private room! :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

my balls should take you bonking! sexiness into a private room! :D
Sounds like a good idea!

[catt]

baby you should make your donkey sex into a private room! :D

donkey sex, I'd never have picked you as being that way inclined

[Cpt Jellybean]

don't key sex, I'd never have picked your lock as being chaste!
Well, now you know, don't you!!!

[fastfood]

Well, now you know, don't you!!!


World noun hue nose, don't poo!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Would you look at that! I don't poo!!!

My doctor can help you with that, unless you are some kind of freaky alien geek thing! Which is probably likely.

[SamBo]

My doctorb can help you with that! I am some kind of freaky alien greek thing too! I likey wewy muchy.

I always thought you seemed a little odd!

[RedMaN]

I always thought you looked a little odd and bizarro!
Especially in the red ensemble I saw you in at the last ZBBQ/meetup :p

[BtrFly]

you look especially good in the red neglige I saw you in at the lingerie shop the other day

men arent allowed without the supervision of women in those shops. were you dressed as a girl?

[RedMaN]

Men are allowed without supervision of women in those shops, feel free to fondle and grope as much as possible! Did you touch/lick many boobies?
Oh yes... I will take your advice next time I'm in a lingere shop and fondle/grope/touch/lick all boobies that are within reach :banana:

[jasebert]

I thought that was common practice... We are talking about a brothel aren't we?

[STallingU]

I thought that was your business... You do own a brothel dont you?

Shhhhhhhhh it not a brothel. Its a massage parlour. ;)

[abelgold]

Shhhhitt .. its my brother. He works in a massage parlour. ;)

That's great.. but I don't go for those backdoor shennanigans

[catt]

I like apes.. but I don't go for those backdoor shennanigans

you animal lover you

[STallingU]

you animal you

I see what I want and I take it. I take it to heaven.

[Elf_Girl]

see what I want yet? yes, I take it. I like sex in heaven!
don't you mean it's like heaven to have sex? you lost me!!

[STallingU]

don't you know it's like heaven to have sex with you? you wanna fuck me!!

Oh shucks. What can I say to that???? Ok let go to the Room (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=23814&page=1&pp=15)

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh shucks. What can I say to that???? Ok lets go and MOON everyone!

Sweet can I join in too? Bluuueeee mooooonnnn! :p

[catt]

I've got meat can I join in too? truuueeee spooooonnnn! :p

Are you talking about having sex, or just sleeping ?

[STallingU]

Are you talking about having sex, or just teasing me ?

How could anyone tease someone as lovely as you?? So of cause its SEX.

[Juice Biscuit]

Are you talking about having sex, or just spanking ?


Hmmmm.... spanking then sex. :banana:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Him.... spanking then sex. :banana:
I wish you'd give him a name!

[Juice Biscuit]

He was great in the sack, I wish I got his name!

Cpt Jellybean, I didn't know you were gay. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/eek.gif

[BtrFly]

I wish you'd give him a stroke!

thats a little mean. i mean thats a medical condition and all...

[catt]

you're a little keen. i mean medical equipment and all...

a bit too hardcore for me I think I'll pass :p

[Cpt Jellybean]

a butt for hardcore or me? I think I'll passout :p
Take it easy baby, take it real slow!!!

[STallingU]

Make it sleazy baby, take it real slow!!!

Sleazy aint my style and I'm a 2 min noodle so it ain slow.