The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[Elf_Girl]

I like it easy baby, I'm really slow!!!
hehe i think everybody knows you're really slow ;) but its ok, just as long as i dont catch your slowness disease..

[Cpt Jellybean]

yeah i think everybody knows you're really low ;) but its ok, just as long as i dont catch your gross knees ..
Naw I'll keep them right out of the way!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Naw I'll keep it out of your eye!!!


And she believed that? Everybody knows that men are unable to aim.

[dogwomble]

And she squeezed into that? Everybody knows that hens are unable to flame.

How the hell did we get talking about trying to fit into gay chickens?

[abelgold]

Burn in hell! You shouldn't be allowed to fit your fist into gay chickens?

Oath! Won't anyone think of the ghey chickens?

[Elf_Girl]

Oath! why am I thinking of the ghey chickens?
Ask your local doctor lad, I would be worried if i was you.. however I have never seen a ghey chicken before.

[STallingU]

Ask your local doctor how its done, I would be worried if you do it wrong.. however I have never fucked a ghey chicken before.

What...... Your local gp can teach you how to fuck chickens.

[Necron]

Why...... my local gp can tango like a hot Chiko roll.

Im not sure what they have in common, but that is quite disturbing!.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Im anal, sure! what we have in common, but that is quite defferent.
Oh yeah, That's a lot different!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh yeah baby, That's a lot different to what I'm used to!!!

You should try it more then. It's always good to experiment!

[Cpt Jellybean]

You should cry more then. It's always good to express!
Right, Ok, I'll take that on board!

[Serpent_Girl]

Right, Ok, I'll take that on since I'm bored!

heheh nah! We say take it all off! Strip for us baby!! That won't be boring! :p :D

[BtrFly]

heheh yeh!! lets say leave it on! dress for us baby!! That won't be boring! :p :D

i think you are a little misguided... i think its the other way round!

[SamBo]

i thank you, little misguided one... i think that lost dog shoud go to the pound!
poor little puppy dog!

[Necron]

That stupid fuck... Snoop dog

I hate rap, Atleast we have something in common!

[SamBo]

I am crap, it seems we have nothing in common!
werd to that yo!

[STallingU]

werd i caught that yo!

Do0d thats one funky rash.

[Serpent_Girl]

Do0d thats one big wad of cash. Lets do funky things!

I'm no prostitute, and even if I was..what do you mean by "funky things"?

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm a prostitute, and even if I don't know what you mean by "funky things"?

You mean you have never done 'funky things'? Jeez get with the times.

[STallingU]

You mean you have never wanked over 'Paris Hilton'? Jeez get with the times.

That skank :barf: . There are far better looking women that get my attention.

[Serpent_Girl]

That skank is such good looking women she gets my attention!!

I don't think they have to be that good looking to get your attention. You would do anything with a hole!

[Juice Biscuit]

I didn't think I had to be that good looking to get your attention. You can do anything of mine with a hole!


I hope that's not your version of playing hard to get. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/eek.gif

[BtrFly]

I hope that's not the extended version of Britney Spears - One More Time you are playing.
Seriously, i thought you had better taste than that!

[RedMaN]

I'm extremely disappointed, I thought you tasted better than that!
It wasn't quite the strawberries and cream flavour I was expecting but close enough :p

[Juice Biscuit]

I confess it wasn't quite the strawberries and cream flavour I was expecting but close enough :p

No silly you're in the wrong thread.

[catt]

No silly, you've still got to give me head.

In your dreams maybe.

[wibble]

In whipped cream maybe.
Just you, me and a large spoon.

[Elf_Girl]

Is it Just me, or am I in a large spoon costume.
sorry to admit it to ya, but you ARE in a large spoon costume! its cute. :D

[Serpent_Girl]

sorry to admit it to ya, but I love spooning, especially in costume! its cute. :D

You are sick, you know that? *shudder* Keep your sick desires to yourself!

[StygiaN]

You are huge, you know that? *shudder* Keep your huge "desires" to yourself!

Sorry darling, I was born with this huge meat injector.

[catt]

Sorry darling, I was hoping to star in porn with this huge meat injector.

But the theatre sister had to patients in the wrong order and I ended up having gender reassignment operation

[RedMaN]

But my sister arived at the theatre, had to be patient for the correct movie. She waited her turn in line for some back seat nookie and ended up having gender reassignment operation
Unlucky?!?! Maybe she should have pushed her way to the front of the line and got busy with a bit of the 'in out in out' instead?

[Serpent_Girl]

She's so lucky, 'cause she pushed her way onto him and got busy with a bit of the 'in out in out'!

Nah, he's a gigolo. She paid for him, and gladly too!

[Juice Biscuit]

Oh Pinger, he's a gigolo. I paid for him, and gladly too!


Hey, I told you that I didn't want any advertising.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Hey, I tell you what? I didn't want any adverse side effects!.
yeah but you got them! Didn't you!!!

[wibble]

yeah but you gave them to me, didn't you?!!

It's been three months and it's still itchy.

[catt]

It's been three cunts and it's still itchy.

You slut, you said you'd be true

[SOC]

You slut, you said you'd fuck me till I was black and blue

[Serpent_Girl]

You're the slut! It's your fault you got fucked till you were black and blue!

I'm not a slut.. :confused: If you keep accusing people of things like this its no wonder you are black and blue!

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm not a slut.. :confused: Everyone calls me that becuase I look like you!

Hey I'm not a slut, the term is Manwhore.

[STallingU]

Hey I'm not a raging homo, the term is quere.

I didn't say raging homo, I said flaming bozo.

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm a raging homo as well as a flaming bozo.

Wow! And it even rhymes! Does this mean someone set you on fire?

[ashet]

nicky lauda im on fire im on fire im on fire

[Juice Biscuit]

I scewed up the thread, I'm sorry I should have read the first post


Thats OK just don't do it again. :)

[BtrFly]

Thats OK just do it again. :)

oh baby, oh baby ;) do it again.... oooooOOOHHHHH!!! :D

[Juice Biscuit]

Aow baby, Aow baby :spingo: don't do that again.... AAAooooowwwww!!! http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/rant.gif


Sorry I didn't mean to aim there.... I promise.


:eek: ;) :D

[SamBo]

Sorry I didn't mean to maim there.... I promise.


:eek: ;) :D
where do you normally do your maiming then?

[BtrFly]

where do you normally do your sailing then?

oh generally down at brighton le sands...

[STallingU]

oh generally down on brighton at the sands hotel

Lucky Brighton. Have you been caught yet?

[BtrFly]

unlucky Brighton. Have you caught anything yet?

only some snapper, and some flathead... nothing too big.

[Merudo]

Some people call me a snapper, and some a flathead... it annoys me, but its nothing too big I can't handle.


Enough with the fish nicknames, ok?

[STallingU]

Enough with the fish smell, ok?

Well the garbage isnt pcked up till friday.

[BtrFly]

Well i am not picked up till friday.

thats when you dress in your sexy lingerie isnt it :D :o

[STallingU]

thats when you rip off my sexy lingerie isnt it :D :p

Only after you do that hawt dance for me. ;)

[SamBo]

I'm oily after I do that chicken dance at 3. ;)
stay away from the children. Repeat, stay AWAY from the children!

[catt]

play a way with the children. Repeat, play A WAY with the children!

you kiddy farmer, I don't think we can be friends anymore :(

[STallingU]

you kidney farmer, I don't think I'll be going out for drinks with you anymore :(

Did all the ice in my motel room give it away?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Did you eat all the mice in my motel room??? give it away!!!!
Hey, I man's gotta eat!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Hey, I gotta eat this man's cock!!!


See thats what you are doing wrong, you are meant to suck it. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/blowjob.gif

[STallingU]

See thats what you are doing wrong, you are meant to fuck it. http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/smileysex.gif

I'd rather throw stones at IT http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/brick.gif you sicko.

[Necron]

I'm rather Stoned right now

Nice to see you keeping the brain cells at a minimum. Keep up the good work.

[BtrFly]

Nice to see you keeping the home fires burning. Chilli is quite good this time of year...

Burning ring of fire hey? :flame: :greenman:

[Necron]

Burning fire of hades :flame: :greenman:

Coming to collect your soul?. You should not have shown your :tits: in public so much.

[Juice Biscuit]

They're coming to collect me? I knew I shouldn't have http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/goatse.gif in public so much.

Dude goatse is reserved for one page on the net for a reason. Doing it in public was bound to get you in trouble.

[BtrFly]

Looking at goatse is reserved for the privacy of your own home. Doing it at work was bound to get you in trouble.

Well duh... it is goatse...

[Elf_Girl]

Well duh... I'm in goatse...
oh god.. I'm sorry, I cannot face to see you ever again! :eek:

[abelgold]

oh god.. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cum in your face
ever again! :eek:

Don't worry about it... *wipe* That is a strange talent for a girl.

[Elf_Girl]

Don't worry about it... *hump* I have strange talents to give a girl!
keep your pervertedness at home boy! :D

[BtrFly]

i keep my pervertedness in a box! :D

interesting place to keep it... tehehe box :D

[Juice Biscuit]

I have a interesting place to keep my keys... tehehe I keep them in my box :D

But wouldn't that make them all sticky
http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/eek.gif

[Elf_Girl]

I lick my fingers when they're all sticky
http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/eek.gif
ooo.. very slimey icky stickeyness... of... LOLLYPOPS!!!

[BtrFly]

But wouldn't that make them all tasty


yes - and you love it...

[SamBo]

ooo.. I get all slimey and stickey... when I suck on a lollipop!
you are talking about candy here, right?

[STallingU]

you are dirty talking with candy here, right?

No I'm just asking her if her house has a back door.http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bootyshake.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

I just asked her if her panties had a back door.http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/banaras.gif


That's all you had to do for her to let you fuck her up the butt!!!


Respect http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/hail2.gif

[SamBo]

That's all you had to do get your head up her butt!!!??


Respect

and how much lube did you need to use for that?

[Elf_Girl]

and how much lube did I need to use for a full body coating?
like 50 thousand tubes of ky jelly should do. then you can slip n slide ur way around wherever you want to go! :p

[BtrFly]

like 50 thousand boxes of aeroplane jelly should do. then you can create your own jelly wrestling pit!:p

ooh jelly wrestling... complete with men in little shorts and no tops? i bet they will want to be licked after all that "hard" work...

[SamBo]

I need 50 thousand tubes of ky jelly to let me poo. then poo can slip n slide its way down my legs! :p
dude, that's just WRONG!!! :eek:

[lostreality]

dude, i need a BONG!!! :eek:

here ya go....

[Elf_Girl]

Hai de ho....
....riighhtt. Lets all tapdance!

[lostreality]

....riighhtt. can i lapdance?!


dunno, lets see your moves......

[Elf_Girl]

dunno, you should look at my moves......
Ok. /me sits down and gets out popcorn. im waiting :D

[lostreality]

Ok. /me sits down and gets out my b00b13z. im waiting :D

errrrrrrrrrrrrr......*blush*

[abelgold]

errrrrrrrrrrrrr......*gush*

Ahem.. sorry.... it just does that sometimes. Goodnight..ZZzzzzzzz

[Elf_Girl]

Ahem.. sorry.... it just shoots like that sometimes. Goodnight..ZZzzzzzzz
Keep your ... privateness to yourself ! i can't think of the word, but that'll do!

[lostreality]

i like to watch saving private ryan, it turns me on! i can't think of anything else, but that

wow you really like to watch men fight?

[Elf_Girl]

wow I really like to watch men fight!!;)
Does it arouse you? what is wrong with this world!!!

[abelgold]

Does it arouse you? There is nothing wrong with midget pron in my world!!!

Say, you're not German are you?

[Elf_Girl]

Say, you're a hot German, aren't you?
for you baby, I could be ;)

[Necron]

your baby, I would eat

Fucking hell. Isnt anyone into normal sexual pleasure these days?.

[lostreality]

Fucking hell. I'm into sticking dead ferrets up my bottom for sexual pleasure


im shocked to my very core.

[abelgold]

im shocked and I'm very sore.

You should have an electrician service your electric dildo.

[CMYK]

My cock is very sore

[Necron]

I Love cock like a whore!

That is your personal choice, I wish you all the luck in the world with that one.

[lostreality]

i'm an electrician that services electric dildos.


dude let me give you my grandmas number, she needs your help

[Elf_Girl]

My cock is very raw
stop rubbin it with soap in the shower!

[lostreality]

please rub me all over with soap in the shower!

im glad you asked me! :greenman:

[Elf_Girl]

im glad you pashed me! :greenman:
It was a pleasure darling. Lets get married.

[Necron]

It wasnt a pleasure morning. Lets say, I faked it.

Well you could have told me you didnt like it that way.

[lostreality]

I like to cause pleasure darling. So lets get busy!

sweet jesus! christmas has arrived early!

[Elf_Girl]

sweet jesus! my dildo's have arrived early!
thats..nice to know. I'm kind of worried where you want to put them.

[lostreality]

thats..nice to know. I'm kind of worried where i could stick them.


hey, lady, thats not my problem, i just supply them!

[Necron]

my lady, says thats not a problem, i just apply lube!

Things are not meant to go ^ the out hole

[timace]

Things are bad from that stupid mole

Which mole? Can I kill it?

[Necron]

Got pole? Can dance!.

Pole dancing is good, recieving a lap dance is better.

[STallingU]

Pole dancing makes me hard, recieving a lap dance makes me blow.

So your like the pie fucker from american pie?

[royale]

So you're like that eye fucker from america?

Some people will do anything for their 15 minutes wont they.

[RedMaN]

Some people will shag anything for 15 minutes wont they?
A lubed up knot hole in the back fence is appealing to some people :p

[catt]

A lubed up knot hole in the back fence is appalling to some people :p

but it works just fine for loads of others

[Merudo]

my quirks are just fine when you consider the problems loads of others have


yeah, but the nervous twitch and the sleepwalking are getting kind of weird.

especially the sleepwalking. :greenman:

[Juice Biscuit]

yeah, but the nervous twitch during oral sex is getting kind of weird.

especially during the oral sex :spingo:.


Watch out man chicks teeth can be sharp http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/eek.gif

[Merudo]

Watch out! man-chicks can be harsh!



Hah, is that so?


Well you'd know, wouldn't you!

Whatever you're doing must be attracting them

[Juice Biscuit]

Hah, is that so?


Well you'd know, wouldn't you!

Whatever you're doing must be attracting them, but for me, I still have to pay



That's alright we arn't all made equal, just make sure you wear a dommie.

[BtrFly]

That's alright we arn't all made equal, you are just such a commie.

No i am not - its you thats the red!

[catt]

No i am hot - its you thats need to tie me to the bed!

a bit of bondage and discipline never hurt anyone or did it ?

[Juice Biscuit]

a bit of bondage and dicipline never hurt anyone or did it?......Well OK there was that one couple but I was able to settle that out of court.


Well you did break his knee cap, but I heard that he got better.

[Elf_Girl]

Well I broke his knee cap, I heard that he put butter on it to heal.
butter heals wounds? hmm..i dare not test this theory..

[Merudo]

sutter seals wombs? hmm..i dare not test this theory..



and you're right for not testing that theory!

[Serpent_Girl]

You're right that testing that theory was a bad idea!

ew?! How did you go about that? On second thoughts..maybe I don't want to know!

[Cpt Jellybean]

ew?! Cow you go about Fat? On second thoughts..maybe I could bite all of that!
You've got a really unhealthy eating pattern!

[STallingU]

You've got a really unhealthy breathing pattern!

I know. I sound like an elephant with a bagpipe stuck in its trunk.

[Juice Biscuit]

I know. It looks like an elephant's trunk with a bagpipe stuck in it.


Yes STallingU we have all seen your odd shaped dick.

[Serpent_Girl]

Yes STallingU I have seen all of your odd shaped dick.

Cool! Do you think he would let me take pics and let EVERYONE see it too? :rolleyes:

[LauraleeBug]

Ooh! Me too!

(Did someone say PENIS? LOL!) :D <-- Me can't resist.... :p

[Juice Biscuit]

Ooh! Me too! I love the penis. Me can't resist.... :p


That's ok I love the :tits:

[Cpt Jellybean]

That's kooky I love the :fart:
Well I'm glad you're open about it!!!!

[SamBo]

Well I'm going to open my arse!!!!

ewww, goatse.cx style?

[Necron]

Mmmmm, goatsex style

Sick bastard. Thats dirty

[lostreality]

im a sick bastard that likes dirty sex

prove it!

[STallingU]

groove to it!

But I've got two left feet.

[abelgold]

But I've got to lick feet.
You dirty little pervert.

[Cpt Jellybean]

You're dirty, little, perfert!
Now let's have some fun!!!

[STallingU]

Now let's have some gum!!!

You gotta get it out of your hair first.

[RedMaN]

You gotta get the jizz of your hair first.
Note to self- aim for the mouth instead or general funbags area :D

[Juice Biscuit]

If you want to get pregnant, you gotta get it out of your hair first.


Dude why did you shoot it in there??

[Cpt Jellybean]

Dude why don't you shoot it in there??
Because it's a furnace and that means HOT!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm like a furnace because I'm so HOT!!!

Yeah well I think that everyone is suffering from the heat today..unless you mean as in good looking hot, in which case...PHWOAR!! :D

[BtrFly]

Yeah well I think that no one is suffering from the heat today..you are just a freak!!!! :D

well fine then! be that way, last time i offer you some ice cream! :p

[Merudo]

It's fine then! Keep being the way you are, you sexy thing James, and i'll offer you some ice cream! :p



Cool.... what flavour? :P :greenman:

[Serpent_Girl]

Cool.... what should I flavour it? :P :greenman:

I have the feeling this is a sexual comment that you probably will get in lots of "trouble" for... :p

[Juice Biscuit]

I have a strong feeling that I have to make a sexual comment about you that I will probably get in lots of "trouble" for... :p


Meh, tell me it anyway........ It doesn't involve scat though does it??? http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/nono.gif

[Cpt Jellybean]

Mate, Fuck me anyway........ It doesn't involve scat though does it???
Naw naw , Just lie back and open your mouth....

[Juice Biscuit]

Just lay back and let me knaw on your open mouth....


Oh great Cpt Jellybean has been turned into a zombie. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/zomsmiley1.gif

[Serpent_Girl]

Oh great Cpt Jellybean has been turning me into a zombie....he's so hot!

Yes I think we all know how you feel when you're zombified. Most though this is from a lack of sleep, or some wierd obsession...

[STallingU]

Yes I think we all know how you feel up your zombie. Most think this is from a lack of sleep, or some wierd obsession...

Its not from lack of sleep. Zombies just do it for me.

[jefah]

Its not from lack of sheep. Wallabies just do it for me.

mmmm jumping lovers

[SamBo]

mmmm junkyard levers
you like pulling the levers do you?

[Cpt Jellybean]

you'll like pulling my levers won't you?
Well maybe? How many do you have?

[Juice Biscuit]

Well maybe two heads are better than one? How many do you have?

I have one, but having two would come in handy when I want to talk to myself without that whole crazy feeling.

[FatherShark]

I have one penis, but having two would come in handy when I want to talk to myself without that whole crazy genital wart feeling.

I know how you mean, intimately.

[STallingU]

I know how you feel intimately.

So you must be one of my uncles.

[Serpent_Girl]

So you must be one of my uncle's many "friends"

What kind of friends are these and are you implying that I have some kind of "relationship" with your uncle? :confused: It's not true!

[abelgold]

What kind of boobs are these and are you implying that I have some kind of "plastic surgery"? :confused: They're real and they're sensational!

There's only one way to tell... touch test.. c'mon, get em out.

[Juice Biscuit]

There's only one way to tell if you are healthy... turd touch test.. c'mon, drop one out.


Somehow I don't think that touching someones turd to see if they are healthy, is a very healthy thing to do. But hey thats just me.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Somehow I don't think that eating someones turd to see if they are healthy, is a very healthy thing to do? But hey thats just me.
You're the one with the video and the idea's of millions of dollars!

[Juice Biscuit]

You're the one the chicks love because of your idea's and your millions of dollars!


I know http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/thankyou.gif,


But I think it's my http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/fuck2.gif abilities that really draws them in.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I know nothing,


But I think it's my http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/fuck2.gif abilities that really scares everyone.
Well at least you realise it's not normal!!

[Serpent_Girl]

Well at least you realise I'm not normal!!

Nobody is normal. There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are.....you're abnormal. So live with it!!

[FatherShark]

Nobody is Amish. There is no such thing as Amish. If you think you are.....you've been watching Harrison Ford in Witness over and over again. So live with it!!

Mmmmmmm, Kelly McGillis has a nice rack.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Yummy Kelly! My Girl has a nice rack.
Yes she does and she does well.

[Juice Biscuit]

Yes she does start fights in the pub, and she does well.


Nothing like a chick that can bash the shit out of you.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Nothing like a chick that can pump the shit out of you.
Yeah, I'm not sure about that, I'm willing to take one for the team though!

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah, the second rowers are horny? I'm not sure about that, but I'm willing to take two for the team though!


Don't worry, what happens on tour, stays on tour. :)

[Cpt Jellybean]

Don't wobble, when that happens on four legs, you're in trouble :)
Four Legs? oh you mean four points of contact.

[Juice Biscuit]

Four Legs? oh you mean you want me to get on my knees and prepare for contact.


Thats right bitch now spread those cheeks. *whipish* :fag:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Thats right, been itching now a while! spread those cheeks. *whipish* :fag:
It feels ok when you put the lotion on it's skin! :confused:

[Juice Biscuit]

It rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts it in the basket


NO you died in the end of the movie, I saw agent Starling shoot you!!! :eek:

[lostreality]

i shot my load over clarice starling after thinking about you


wow, thats pretty weak, having sex with someone and thinking about somebody else.

[Serpent_Girl]

wow, I feel so cheap whilst having sex with some hot chick - all I was thinking about was myself.

Go buy a wanker's glove and leave the ladies alone, If that's what you're like! That's not fair on them! :(

[lostreality]

Go buy me a wanking glove and leave the ladies to me, I like being a cheap whore if thats what you like :)


well yes please my dear, i would like that very much!

[Cpt Jellybean]

well hung?yes my dear, i would like to pump you very much!
Well, now we've got the talking out of the way, lets boogie!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Well, now we've got a drink into you, lets fuck!!!

Hey, if you want to fuck me, it's a 3 drink minimum.

[STallingU]

Hey, if you want to fuck me, it's a 3 chick minimum.

You gotta take photos of this for me.

[Juice Biscuit]

You gotta take photos of my cock for me.


Wow that pretty impressive, I better stand back a bit and set the camera on panaromic.

[FatherShark]

Wow that pretty impressive, I better arch my back a bit and sit the anus on pornoramic.

I'm not one to judge.

[Serpent_Girl]

I look like a judge.

Exactly what does a judge look like? An old fart with curly white hair? Isn't that soo last century?

[STallingU]

I know exactly what a judge looks like? An old fart with curly white pubic hair?

So thats how you get off all those charges. You naughty dirty girl. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bj.gif

[Elf_Girl]

So thats how I get off on all those battery charges.I'm so in need for a naughty dirty girl.. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bj.gif
dude, Your personal life with battery charges is to not be discussed here! :eek: however if you're in need for a naughty dirty girl, well.. hi ;)

[LauraleeBug]

Some guys consider batteries necessary for their "naughty girl" ... :p

[PantslessPotato]

Some girls consider batteries necessary for their "perfect guy" ... :p

[STallingU]

Some girls consider big dicks necessary for their "perfect guy" ... :p

Fuck. That counts me out as the perfect guy.

[Juice Biscuit]

Fuck. That counts me out, but Pinger can you teach me to be the perfect guy.


In time young Jedi ......... in time.

[abelgold]

In bed young Jedi ......... in bed.

Brother Obi Wan? Why are you touching me there?

[Juice Biscuit]

Brother Obi Wan? Is it OK if I touch you there?


No, Yoda said nobody has the right to touch me in my bathing suit area.

[wibble]

Yes, Yoda said everybody has the right to fuck me in the bathing room area.
Just make sure you use plenty of loob.

[STallingU]

Just make sure you use plenty of noobs.
What the hell do you want with heaps of noobs?

[FatherShark]

What the hell do you want with heaps of man boobs?

The choice of a new generation.

Of fatties.

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm making a new generation.

Of fatties.

Well you know, it is genetic....

[SamBo]

Hell you know, it is hectic....
I'm sure i will see that for myself when I get there... will see all you lot there too unfortunatly! :p

[Juice Biscuit]

Well you knew full well about the featus attached to the outside of my stomach when you started going out with me, I can't help it, it is genetic....


No you said that you had a featus in your stomach, it's going to take alot more than a coathanger to get rid of an external featus now isn't it. :spingo:

[Juice Biscuit]

My harsh misquote was able to kill the Misquote thread for two days http://www.lavasoftsupport.com/style_images/1/icon9.gif


Yep, you sure know how to kill a thread. http://games.bg/forums/images/smiles/dgd.gif

[STallingU]

Yep, I sure know how to kill something dead. http://games.bg/forums/images/smiles/dgd.gif

How can you kill something twice?

[catt]

Now can you fill something with ice?

yes it's called a drink.

[FatherShark]

yes it's called a butt fink.

Are you sure you saw what you saw?

[Juice Biscuit]

yes it's called a dick.


I know what it's called, that's why I want you to touch it.

[Serpent_Girl]

I called you, and I want you to touch it.

What? So you have women at your beck and call now? I want some of that power!(except with men of course. They can be my slaves.)

[gooey]

So What! women are at my beck and call and men are my slaves.


i want naked nubile women servants

[Juice Biscuit]

i want naked nubile women serpents


Um..., I think he's talking about you serpent girl. http://tcwozere.co.uk/smileys/ac9.gif

[STallingU]

Um..., I think he's stalking you serpent girl. http://tcwozere.co.uk/smileys/ac9.gif

I'm not stalking her. Just watching her from a distance through my telephoto lens.

[Thyrd]

Poo poo, fart fart, I did a farty poo!

Extreme misquotage, to the extreme!
:p

[STallingU]

Extreme anal penetration, to the Sleen!
:p

Oooooooooooooooooooookay. So you must be the goatse (goat.cx) guy.

[abelgold]

Oooooooooooooooooooookay. I'm ready for the goatse traiing now.

Better be lubed up STallingU.. and have your medicare card withing arm's reach

[Cpt Jellybean]

Buttered balls lubed up? STalling me?.. and have your medicare card withing arm's reach
Cause I can tell this is gonna hurt!!!

[STallingU]

Cause I can tell I'm gonna hurl!!!

Don't be a girl. Just drink it.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Do a girl. then spank it.
OK, I can live with that!

[abelgold]

OK, I can't live without spanking it!!!!

Yeah.. dude. you'll go blind.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Yeah.. dude. it's really mild.
Yeah you say that after I've coughed up a lung!

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah.. dude. you go behind.


No sorry, I don't feel like poo jabbing today.

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm a poo jabber today.

Well thats nice to know. And you weren't one yesterday? ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

Well thats nice to know. I wish you had told me yesterday? ;)


Thats OK If you would like some poo jabbing we can still do it 2morro.

[STallingU]

Thats OK If only you would eat my poo jam, we can still make more 2morro.

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/shit.gif I couldnt think of anything worse. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/puke2.gif

[Cpt Jellybean]

Ice cubes in the arse, I couldnt think of anything worse. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/puke2.gif
Come on use your imagination!

[abelgold]

My penis is huge in my imagination!

Yep, and I'm rich and married to Kathleen (from Hi-5) in mine.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Yeppie, I'm rich and married to Kathleen (from Hi-5) oh god 1,2,3,4, HI FIVE baby!
Close the door, I can still hear you!!!

[STallingU]

I'm locking the door, I can still fear you!!!

Sorry dude. I didn't mean to kick you in the face.

[djcreedy]

Sorry dude. I didn't mean to spit on you in the first place

I swear i didnt sleep with your sis.. you can even ask your mother, she was watching.

[Juice Biscuit]

I swear I love the taste of my piss.. you can even ask my brother, he was fapping while I drank it.


It's nice to know they have the Internet in Tassie now, thanks for posting.

[Thyrd]

I love taking it in the arse from people who are from Tazzie now. with two its called spit roasting.


What the hell does that have to do with anything? Are you on drugs? Are you french?

[Juice Biscuit]

Why the hell do chicks laugh at my dick? Are they on drugs? Are they french?


There is a way to fix it apparently Read more about it here (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=26955)

[STallingU]

There is a way to fix it appendage Fixed appendage here (http://www.district87.org/bhs/athletics/wrestling/BJHS%20Folder/photogallery/finger/DislocationCloseUpLow.jpg)

Dude that doesn't look fixed to me.

[snoopen]

Dude I want that look of yours fixed to me.

Crap, these are dating fourms? I can smell melting butter. *Sizzle*

[Serpent_Girl]

Crap, these are dating fourms? I can smell melting butter, I greased myself up for them and I'm so hot! *Sizzle*

ewww...don't grease yourself up dude! *slippery*

[Juice Biscuit]

ohhh...you won't need to lube yourself up for me dude! *slippery*

Whhoopie, lets go then, I'm ready. :banana:

[SamBo]

Whoopie, you were great in Sister Act! I'm Eddy. :banana:
I am most confused by that statement

[SOC]

I am always confused because I am a dumb cunt
You said it, not me! ;)

[SamBo]

You're cool, not me! ;)
I know, that's because you're a whiney little bitch!

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

You know, I'd love it if you would make me your whiney little bitch! :fag:



Well, what we want and what we get usually arn't the same thing.

[STallingU]

I know, that's because you have a whiney little bitch!

:D

I keep telling her everyone can hear her.

[Juice Biscuit]

I keep telling everyone they can have sex with her.


Do I take a number or should I just que up?

[STallingU]

Do I take my member out or should I just zip it up?

Zip the fucker up. I don't want to see it.

[abelgold]

I fucked the zipper up. I don't want to see my dick get caught in it.

Wise move... who'd want to get their frank and beans caught in the brass teeth?

[Cpt Jellybean]

C'mon move... you want to get your frank and beans caught in their teeth?
You really are small. Not just modest!

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm really small, so I have to be modest!

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it! ;):D

[gooey]

size matters, if you dont know how to use it!


thats cool - cause im HUGE!

[catt]

catts cool - and her claws are HUGE!

you said you liked it when I scratched your back...

[Cpt Jellybean]

you say you liked it when I gave you a heart attack...
So hold these little wires!!!!

[STallingU]

So hold these little tweezes!!!!
Dude your how old now? Learn to pee by yourself.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Lose yourself now! Try to pee on Acid.
hehehe not as easy as you thought?

[Elf_Girl]

hehehe I'm hot and easy like you tought
so someone taught you to be hot and easy? oh hellooo ;) you wish!!

[Juice Biscuit]

You think that I'll sleep with you just because I'm hot and easy,? You wish!!


All I said was that if was rather warm today. http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/pensando.gif

[lostreality]

All I said was that i was feeling rather hot for you today. http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/pensando.gif


awww cheers mate buy i aint no batty. :fag:

[Cpt Jellybean]

awww check mate! butt i love the batty. :fag:
I didn't know we were playing for my arse!

[Serpent_Girl]

awww cheers mate!!! I am so batty. :fag:

awww no boobies for you then!! :D;)

[Hired Goon]

aaaw, boobies for everybody! :tits:

I believe the word sweet sums it up.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I believe that's cum, sweet! wipe it up.
Now go and clean yourself up!!

[Hired Goon]

Now go and get a cold beer from the fridge and watch the cricket. I'll stay here and clean up the cum

It's like you're reading my mind man ! Have fun cleaning up... eeew. ;) :p

[Cpt Jellybean]

It's like you're raping my mind man! Having fun biatch!!! clean that shit up... hahahaha ;) :p
Yeah, Ok, well I'm not really sure what drugs you're on but they must be OK!

[BtrFly]

Yeah, Ok, well I'm not really sure what drugs you're on, but if you pass out soon and let me fuck you that would be OK!


Well as long as you wait untill I'm passed out.

[Hired Goon]

If I'm passed out it doesn't matter how long you are

So you're saying Cpt Jellybean wasted all of that money on the surgery? :D