The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[RedMaN]

So you're saying he wasted all of that money on the surgery to look like a Jellybean? :D
Why the fuck would you want to look like a sugary treat?

[starfuxor]

Why the fuck would you want to look up a urinary tract?
Just in case the TV remote is there.

[bebop]

Just in case the TV remote is there.
You want to put the TV remote where??

[STallingU]

You want to put the TV remote on the edge of the coffee table??

Yeah. That way its easier to find.

[abelgold]

Yeah. I've got lesbian schoolgirls on my mind.

Fair enough... you're only human.

[Juice Biscuit]

Fair enough... you're only humming each other.


Yeah that's what I said, but now they want commitment.

[snoopen]

Yeah that's why I said they need commitment to stroking me.

It's a shame when people can't commit themselves to stroking.

[Cpt Jellybean]

It's a shave! when people cut it themselves to nothing
Well I'm glad we got that sorted!

[Colonel Kurtz]

Well I'm gay and need this post reported!
I'm telling Pirate on you.

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm telling!! I saw Pirate on you!!

I don't think Buffy will be too pleased hehehe...or then again...maybe she will be! :D;)

[Juice Biscuit]

I don't think Buffy will be too pissed hehehe...or then again...she is a drunk! :D;)


Meh, if I had to have sex with Pirate, I would drink alot too. ;)

[dogwomble]

Meh, if I hadn't had sex with Pirate, I would drink alot too. ;)

Pirate, you sex fiend you!

[Juice Biscuit]

Pirate, you sex friend you!

What the fuck, he promised I was the only one that he was fucking on the side. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/sobbing.gif

[abelgold]

Fat fuck! I didn't realise I was only fucking him in his side. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/sobbing.gif

You sick bastard!! I can't judge you on digging gheys or fatties, but both? I feel dirty!

[Cpt Jellybean]

You made me sick bastard!! I can't juggle you on balancing gheys or fatties, but both? I feel Tired!
That's a lot of wieght to be pushing around!

[Juice Biscuit]

That's a lot of cock to be walking around with!


I know, I need to use hose reel to prevent it falling on the floor.

[dogwomble]

I grow, I need to use my hose reel which will dent tits when falling on the floor.

I didn't realise it could physically be that big.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I didn't! realise it could be physically unattached, being that big.
Yeah It's got a whole life of it's own!

[dogwomble]

Yeah It's got a hole in the wife on loan!

A bit of polygamy action tonight????

[Cpt Jellybean]

A bit of pigmy action tonight????
Hey why not? They're easy to hold on too!

[Juice Biscuit]

Sheep are great to fuck, and hey why not? They're easy to hold on too!


Just because their easy to hold on to doesn't mean that it's a good idea to fuck them.

[Elf_Girl]

Just because i'm easy to get hard-ons means that it's a good idea to fuck me.
um...maybe later, too many people are around! :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

yum...eat me now, too many people want to see! :D
I didn't know you were into exhabitionism!

[Juice Biscuit]

I didn't know your penis was on exhibit!


Yeah 5 bucks a peak, you wanna see?

[dogwomble]

Yeah 5 bucks to peak, you wanna fly?

That's cheap for drugs.

[gooey]

i want cheap drugs.

me too! especially for new-years, the more the merrier.

[Serpent_Girl]

I wee especially on new-years, the more the merrier.

Drink lots and I'm sure the piss will flow.

[catt]

pink pots and I'm sure the piss will glow.

glowing piss sounds a bit risky

[Elf_Girl]

glowing piss tastes a bit like wiskey
Either you're very drunk, or - are you really drinking glowing piss?! im going over here now -->

[dogwomble]

Either you're shit stunk, or - are you really sucking growing penis?! im cumming over a queer now -->

That's some very bizarre sex ritual you've got there....

[abelgold]

See my groin? That's very bizarre sex scartissue I've got there....

You should've declawed the racoons. SICK FUCK!

[Elf_Girl]

There's some very bizarre sex rituals I've got over there....
are you the host? how much is it? dear god! /me runs away

[dogwomble]

You should've growled at the baboons. SICK FUCK!

I'm not into bestiality ... I'm a necrophiliac.

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm not into sewing ... I'm into crocheting.


Who cares stop being such a tight arse and just buy clothes.

[Thyrd]

Who wants to finger my tight arse through my clothes?

I'm going to go stand over here now -->

[dogwomble]

I'm going to go spend a grand on a bear now -->

The obvious question is Why????

[dogwomble]

The obvious misquote is me????

If it's getting this slow, then this thread is dead.

[Juice Biscuit]

That old lady is getting a bit smelly, but we can't fuck her until we are sure she is dead.


It has been slowing down a bit latley but it chugs along.

[Serpent_Girl]

I have been slowing down a bit latley but it chugs along.

Chugging along isn't good enough!! We want full-scale action!! :D;):D

[dogwomble]

Chugging a bong isn't good enough!! We want full-scale stonage!! :D;):D

Would you like it if I chain-chugged 20 bongs?

[wibble]

Would you like it if I chain-sucked 20 wangs?

Just remember to buy mouthwash and get your stomach pumped afterwards.

[dogwomble]

Just remember the boy's like being brainwashed south park style and have gel put over their sex organs which is pumped off afterwards.

You sound like you're talking from experience.

[reaperman]

You pound like you've taken from experience.

I dont go in for those backdoor shenanigans

[abelgold]

My fave singer is Laura Brannigan

Yeah.. Gloria was a rad song.

[Hired Goon]

Yeah.. Drive by Shannon Noll is my fave song. He's so dreamy

I don't know what to say. I think I have to get a shovel and beat you to death with it. mmm shovel beating.

[dogwomble]

I didn't know he was gay. I think I have to go and grovel and beat you to death with it. mmm grovel beating.

That sounds weird to say the least!

[Colonel Kurtz]

That's my beard is full of yeast!
Then put your head in the oven

[dogwomble]

Then put your head in the dutch oven

Fart sex ... ewww, that's jsut gross ...

[Cpt Jellybean]

Fatty sex ... ewww, that's just wrong ...
Yeah, I'm not into the chicks who can't move!!!

[Hired Goon]

Yeah, I'm into chicks who can't move. Well, they can't move cos I gaffer tape em to a chair.

O...k. Gaffer tape eh? Do you whip them and scream "dance for the captain, dance"? What ever floats your boat I guess.

[Cpt Jellybean]

Oh My God!. Gaffer tape stings!! whip them and scream "dance for the captain, dance"? Then I make them clean my boat.
Yeah that's pretty right on! Have we spoken before?

[STallingU]

Yeah that's pretty right on! I have poked her before?

Lucky Cpt Jellybean. Was she any good?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Mucky Cpt Jellybean. Was she any good?
Im not Mucky, I washed, yeah She's a good dancer but Great at sex, very flexible!

[dogwomble]

Im hot fucky, I washed, yeah I'm a good prancer but masturbate at sex, very flexible!

I wanna see the pics!!

[catt]

I wanna see the dicks!!

they're all over the place, take a drive

[STallingU]

they're all over my face, shal i take a bite?
Bite hard, bite true.

[dogwomble]

Smite hard, Smite toy.

Is your name like God or something?

[Juice Biscuit]

Well with a cock like that you must be a gift from God or something!!


Sorry mate, just for the ladies. I would never be able to give up :tits:

[dogwomble]

Sorry mate, just for the babies. I would never be able to give up :hippy:

I'm staying out of that one. :fu:

[catt]

I'm playing out with my gun. :fu:

that's an interesting term for your penis

[Serpent_Girl]

It's interesting, I had a penis for a term.

Only a term? Perhaps the transexual lifestyle isn't for you...the question is, why did you do it in the first place? ewww !!!

[Elf_Girl]

in my term, the transexual lifestyle wasn't for me...the question is, why did I do it in the first place? awww !!!
oh dear me...I'm worried to see you when iI get back from hols! don't worry, i'll still see you..just don't crack onto me! :D

[dogwomble]

oh ph33r me...I'm flustered when i see you if I get back from holster's! don't flurry, i'll still pee on you when i smoke crack and weed! :D

That's some really interesting habits youve got there!

[Juice Biscuit]

There some really interesting dangly bits I've got here


Interesting in a good way, or interesting in a, things you can only see on the Internet type of way?

[dogwomble]

Interesting in a food way, or interesting in a, things you can only see on the mangled net of porn type of way?

You can eat pron?

[catt]

You love man feet pron?

I must admit this is not a fetish that I share with you, but each to their own

[dogwomble]

I must admit this is not a blemish that I want to share with you, but each to their own

You're right, I don't want to know about the skin imperfections on your arse.

[Juice Biscuit]

You're right, I don't want to know about you, I just want you for your arse.


Settle down, you haven't even bought me a drink yet. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/nono.gif

[Hired Goon]

Settle down? You haven't even bought me a sink yet.

Sink you say. Now that's a weird custom. Is this a Mormon thing?

[catt]

Think you say, now that's are a weird custom. Is this a Mormon thing?

doubt it, they know nothing about it :D

[Cpt Jellybean]

Fuck it, they know nothing about it anyway :D
So lets go and fuck up some stuff!

[Hired Goon]

So let's go fuck and smoke some stuff

Smooth. But that's your solution to every problem. :weed:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Sweet. But what's your ammunition to destroy every problem. :weed:
ERM not thought too much about it?

[dogwomble]

DRM: Not thought too much about it?

Yes, Microsoft do need to rethink their position on Digital Rights Management.

[Serpent_Girl]

Yes, my soft penis is micro-sized so I need to rethink all my sex positions, I'm managing quite well!

Well that's something, I thought it was so small you couldn't have sex at all!! You learn something new every day.

[dogwomble]

Well, that's your come thing? I thought it was so small you couldn't have sex at all!! You learn something about people's weiners every day.

So I'm not the only person here interested in people's boy bits?

[Hired Goon]

So I'm not the only person here interested in people's boy zits?

hmm, I'm not sure - but there could be an acne appreciation thread somewhere. eeeew ;)

[dogwomble]

hmm, I like pores - and there should be an acne appreciation thread somewhere. ;)

Well why don't you start one if there isn't?

[Serpent_Girl]

Well why don't you start a fire and see if it isn't going to get you in trouble?

It will get you in trouble...only if your get caught! :p

[dogwomble]

It will get your arse in a bubble...and pee if you get caught! :p

What other tricks does it do?

[Cpt Jellybean]

What? mother tricked me with poo
Right, well maybe you should think about that!

[Hired Goon]

Right. We'll see what my blade thinks about that. I am the Jellybean Captain, and I challenge thee!

Captain, you've killed six perfectly good forum members already in duels to the death. Couldn't we come up with with a less fatal way of proving your point? ;)

[dogwomble]

Captain, you've killed six perfectly good blow-em lovers already with jewels of the death. Couldn't we come up with with a less safe way of proving your point? ;)

They've already been killed, why would you want something less safe?

[Serpent_Girl]

I've already already been killed, why would you want something less safe?

Ahh!! Dead man walking...KILL IT!! It's not safe for your children's futures!! Run!! Hide!! :eek: :greenman:

[Cpt Jellybean]

Ahh!! My mum's talking...SHUT UP! It's not safe for your children's futures!! Run!! Hide!! :eek: :greenman:
Couldn't agree more ..........or less!

[dogwomble]

Couldn't agree whore..........or wuss!

Look, if you're gonna insult me, at least work out what you're gonna insult me with!!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Look, if you're gonna insulate me, at least work out what I'm gonna wear!!
Fashion! It always comes back to fashion!

[FatherShark]

Flashing! It always comes back to Flashing!

I shall join you on Nude Patrol. We'll make em' all pay.

[dogwomble]

I shall join you on Boob Patrol. We'll make em' all gay.

Yeah, you ugly pack of bastids!

[catt]

Yeah, you ugly sack of custard!

that has got to be the worst insult ever

[dogwomble]

that has got to be the best fistfight ever

You like violence???

[gimpieman]

I lack mileage???

stupify this mofo!

[Hairyman]

This is a tautology

[reykjavik]

Your a tortilla now?

[STallingU]

Your a tortoise now?

You can't be fast at everything.

[reykjavik]

You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

[dogwomble]

You're such a ho it takes you an hour and a half to fap off 60 men.

A minute and a half each? They must all suffer from premature ejaculation.

[STallingU]

An inch and a half each? They must all suffer from penis envy.

I wouldn't know mate. Mine isn't that small.

[reykjavik]

A minute and you'll have your life's education.

Wow, this website (www.goatse.cx) teachs everything about life!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Wow, pornoteachs everything about life and screwing!
Yeah, It's pretty good but I wouldn't use it as an instructional video

[STallingU]

Wow, this website (www.goatse.cx) teachs everything about my life!

Do you have to use the worlds largest butt plug?

[dogwomble]

Do you not use the worlds largest butt plug? You sad sad man!

Well, if you feel you need to use one to get your pleasure, then so be it.

[SamBo]

Well, if you feel you need a loose bum to get your pleasure, then so be it.

are you the incarnation of goatse?

[Serpent_Girl]

I want to be incarnated as goatse!

Oh No!! Noooooo!! Snap out of it!!...You have too much to live for to be thinking those thoughts!! :eek: :(

[Necron]

Oh toes!! toes!! Snap me like that!!...You have too much to live for to be thinking those thoughts!! Now give me a foot massage

Yes m'am, would you like a lick with that?.

[dogwomble]

Yes, ham, would you like a dick with that?.

Hmmm, ham and dick....a nice combination of meat....

[Cpt Jellybean]

Hmmm, cheese,ham and dick....a nice combination of man meat....
get yourself clean, get yourself sorted!!!

[dogwomble]

get your weiner, get your life sorted!!!

I like that theory - works well for me
happypir8

[Cpt Jellybean]

I like testicles - work well for me!
happypir8
Nice big hairy ones?

[dogwomble]

Nice big beary buns?

Just the way (aha aha) you like them (aha aha)!

[Serpent_Girl]

I like the way (aha aha) you like them (aha aha)!

Shaved? or hairy? :D;)

[dogwomble]

Deprived? or fairy? :D;)

So heterosexuals are now classified as "deprived"? There's a new one!!!

[Afro88]

So heterosexuals are now classified as "depraved"? There's a new one!!!

Oi! There's nothing wrong with liking a bit of the old tit and arse now is there??

[dogwomble]

Oi! There's nothing wrong with cooking a bit of the old shit and animal fesces now in here??

I don't want to know what the hell you're doing over there....

[reykjavik]

I don't wank to the hellhound you're doing over there....

so you don't see the wrongness in watching animal sex?

[dogwomble]

so you don't see the wrongness in watching urinal sex?

Well, I'm not really into that sorta stuff.

[Serpent_Girl]

Well, I'm really into that sorta stuff, you know, old fat men with bad eyesight and skin diseases.

...and I thought you were just into ordinary men, like the rest of us! :fag:

[dogwomble]

...and I thought you were just inside an extraordinarily boring men, like the rest of us! :fag:

I wasn't. But that guy you shagged last night ... yeah, I'll agree with you. He was extraordinarily boring :D

[Hired Goon]

I wasn't that guy you shagged last night ... but yeah, I'll agree with you. He was extraordinary at snoring :D

So, did he start snoring before or after you shagged him? :D

[dogwomble]

So, did he start whoring before or after you grabbed him? :D

Before ... otherwise I woudn't have grabbed him.

[Hired Goon]

Before ... otherwise I wouldn't have repped him

Damn those rep whores - they'll do anything for rep. Like... whore... for rep... and stuff :rolleyes:

[dogwomble]

Damn those sleep whores - they'll do anything for sleep. Like... whore... for sleep... and stuff :rolleyes:

I would like to be doing that right now.

[Serpent_Girl]

I would like to be doing him right now.

So would I!! Damn, you have good taste in men!! :D;)

[dogwomble]

Fuck did I?? Damn, I have bad taste in men!! :D;)

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I couldn't have!! say it better !!! my sctrotum.
See you still have one!, It wasn't torn off!

[dogwomble]

See you still have cum!, It wasn't burnt off!

I didn't know you could burn cum????

[Serpent_Girl]

Come here and I'll burn you!!!!

I didn't think I was that bad....:mad: grrrrr.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I didn't think? I wasn't that bad????
Naw honey, You were Beautiful!!!

[dogwomble]

Gnaw bumcheek, You were Beautiful!!!

Now that is what I like to see!!!!!

[Cpt Jellybean]

No fuck that! shit is what I like to see!!!!!
Well you're fresh out of luck!

[reykjavik]

Well you'll flash me like a duck

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Whats good for you goose! isn't good for the transgender!
Well Ok, but I'd rather be a goose than a Transgender!

[dogwomble]

Well I'm gay, and I gather my loose bits with a Transgender!

Hehehe ... you kinky man you!!!!

[reykjavik]

Teehee you skanky cherry, can you pop?

Whoa, density, - I mean, - Destiny, has brought you together.

[dogwomble]

Whoa, fappity, - I mean, - fappityfappityfappityfap, has brought poo together.

A rather interesting thing to be fapping over

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm rather interesting thing to be fapping over

You're interesting, but I haven't been fapping over you.

[STallingU]

You're interesting, can I bring a drink over to you.
Serpent_Girl you can bring anything over to me.

[timace]

Serpent_Girl you can bend over for me.

I'm next in line :>

[dogwomble]

I'm next for 69 :>

OK, come here :pumpy:

[DestRuct0r]

OK, fuck me in the ear :pumpy:

Whatever floats your boat.

[dogwomble]

Whatever bloats your goat.

Didn't you know? Overfeeding your goat is just as bad as underfeeding it.

[FatherShark]

Didn't you blow? Overstuffing your goat's cinnamon ring is just as bad as self asphxiation...

Some of the crazy fucks you find on here

[dogwomble]

Some of the crazy fucks I've had with queers!!!!

Latent homosexuality maybe????

[jefah]

Lleyton Hewitts baby????
Stop making that Racquet

[dogwomble]

Stop faking that fucking

I wasn't ... it was real!!!!

[Serpent_Girl]

I wasn't screwing a blow up doll ... it was real!!!!

Quit imagining things!! *slaps* Get back to reality and find someone real!

[BtrFly]

Quit humping things!! *slaps* Get back to the kitchen and make me some pie!!

Shut up cartman. you will never be as cool as kenny!

[dogwomble]

Shut up farthole. you will never be as stinky as blemish!

Since when to blemishes stink?

[BtrFly]

Since when to flemishes exist?

since now!

[Cpt Jellybean]

spice now!
Ok but No Dancing!!!

[STallingU]

Ok i'll keep prancing!!!

I didn't ask you to keep on prancing.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I shouldn't ask you to keep on prancing, but I love it
Ok but the pay off better be worth it!

[dogwomble]

Ok but the gay sloth better be worth it!

One word: yechy!

[Serpent_Girl]

I hear both competitors are highly skilled in the arts of wanking.

Yep, it's me versus you, catt!! :D;) gehehe :pumpy:

[dogwomble]

Yep, it's me versus the cat! :D;) gehehe :pumpy:

I hope you declawed it....

[reykjavik]

I saw you gnaw on his bit...

Let's not go there.

[dogwomble]

Let's not ho ferrys.

Why would I want to ho a ferry?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Why would I want to hump Bryan ferry?
I'm not that Into Roxy Music!

[dogwomble]

I'm not that Into boxy women!

Then why was your last girlfriend so fat??

[reykjavik]

Then why are your thighs so flat?

Steamroller sex!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Steam? roll? errrrrr sex?
You gotta work on your pick up lines!

[reykjavik]

You've got to pick up cops who give you fines!

Thank you C'ptn, but I'm a beautiful law abiding denizen.

[dogwomble]

Thank you, fapping, but I'm an ugly door wielding fuckknuckle.

Now now, there's no need to bring your insecurities into this thread.

[sharpie]

Now now,i really need to screw something thats dead
.

seriously.... you have some major issues, seek help

[dogwomble]

funnily enough.... you have some nice tissues, seek midget porn

What has midget porn got to do with tissues?

[reykjavik]

Just because a midget pr0n star has issues

5c in the flesh!

[dogwomble]

5c for my flesh!

Gees, you're cheap!!!

[reykjavik]

bling bling, bleep bleep

w0rd up?

[Cpt Jellybean]

wierrd up?
Ok, but no Icecubes in the arse!!

[dogwomble]

Ok, but no buttplugs like my arse??

You must have a really ugly arse.

[STallingU]

You must wax your hairy arse.
I wont to but don't have the money for it.

[piggle]

I wont to get a prostatute but i don't have the money for it.
you must be really desperate

[catt]

you lust me? really desperate

I'm not into that girl on girl thing, unless there are party favours

[lostreality]

i am really really really really desperate for sexorcise

me too, but i have to wait cos my better half is on teh blob.

[Afro88]

me too, but i have to wait cos my brother is on his knob.

Woah, I didn't want to know man!

[dogwomble]

Woah, I didn't want it to grow man!

How can you stop yourself from being horny?

[Serpent_Girl]

How can you stop me from being horny?

I would show you tubgirl until you scream for mercy...or more!! :eek:

[reykjavik]

I'll fill my tub with gerbils until you scream

I fail to see the threat. :ha:

[dogwomble]

I wail and pee on bread. :ha:

That's a really interesting habit you've got.

[piggle]

That's a really, really interesting rabit you've got.
ok,you seem to have a creepy obbsession with rabits :aah:

[dogwomble]

ok,you seem to have a crappy bong session with rabies :aah:

Nobody told me!!!!

[piggle]

Nobody ever holds me!!!!
dont think that they ever will :p

[dogwomble]

dont think i'll take that pill :p


Good piggle

[Fenaughty]

Dogs wiggle


What are you doing to dogs to make them do that??

[Kez]

What are you doing to dogs to make them do that??
You like to rape dogs :eek:

[dogwomble]

You like to fap frogs :eek:

And I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac into bestiality. I then realised I was just flogging a dead horse.

[SuCC]

Ha :D I love Fatalities, especially the one u mention by the necromonger in COR

[dogwomble]

Ha :D I love Fatal shootings, especially the ones u participate in by shooting conservative politicians in cars

What sort of fucked up individual are you? There are many conservative politicians I don't like, but I wouldn't shoot them!!

[reykjavik]

How come you're thinking about a bad vindaloo? There are many frustrations in the world, but I don't shout at them!

Speak english you bozo.

[dogwomble]

Freaks lavish your homos.

Hey, the guy that lavished me last night was not a freak!

[Elf_Girl]

Hey, the guy that pleasured me last night was not at full peak!

I don't know wether to be shocked or not..maybe he wasn't ready for a gay relationship?

[dogwomble]

I don't know wether to have sex or not..maybe I'm not ready for a Cray relationship?

I'm sure cray will be disappointed.

[reykjavik]

I'm sure a crayfish can give you many pointers

Crayfish are teh rocksaw.

[dogwomble]

Babelfish is the translator.

What a pity it does such a shitty job of it.

[FatherShark]

What a pity the anal rape of young catholics if still frowned upon by the community at large

Oh well, what the community does not know will not hurt them.

[dogwomble]

Oh well, what the cattle prodders do not know will not come back to fuck them.

What have cattle prodders got to do with the fact that squid costs $2.14 a kilo in Japan?

[Serpent_Girl]

I like to make cattle prOn for $2.14 a picture in Japan?

I've seen you! I have proof! And I don't think I'll ever erase that sick, sick image from my mind, you bastard! :grr:

[dogwomble]

I eat poo! I'm a poof! And I think I'll forever fap that sick, sick duck from the behind, I'm such a bastard! :grr:

A bastard is probably being polite.

[Cpt Jellybean]

A bastard is hobbling behind polite.
Yeah It's his gimp!

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah, I'm his gimp!


For the last time you are not my gimp, I don't care what's branded on your arse. I've never seen you before so stop following me.

[Cpt Jellybean]

For the last time release your grip, I don't care? it's branded on your arse for a reason. I've never seen you act this way before, so stop trying to eat me.
You do realise that I'm only into Girls right?

[dogwomble]

I do feasibly think that you're only into Girls right?

No, you'd be wrong

[Cpt Jellybean]

No, you'd be wong
Yeah thanks mister Anglo saxon!

[dogwomble]

Yeah thanks Mister Angela - sex on!

I hope Mister Angela consents...

[Serpent_Girl]

I hope Mister Angelo consents to a nice arse raping...

If he consented, how could it be rape? :confused:

[dogwomble]

If he consented, how could it be fappage? :confused:

Fappage is very different from consentage!

[Juice Biscuit]

Fappage? How can you have fappage without consentage!


I often fap when I don't want to or feel like it.

[Cpt Jellybean]

I often fart when I don't want to or feel like it.
Right, have you seen anyone about this problem?

[dogwomble]

Right, have you seen your mum about this dumpling?

Why? Does it taste horrible?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Why? Touch it, taste it, horror bite
That's a big bite, you sure you can swallow?

[dogwomble]

That's a big fight, and gore you can swallow?

That's wrong on so many levels it's not funny...

[Cpt Jellybean]

what's wrong? on every level!!! it's not funny...
God damn man! there aren't toilets on those levels!!!

[dogwomble]

God damn Fanny! they aren't toilets on those shelves!!!

Your receptionist is having problems with bladder control again?

[Juice Biscuit]

God damn man! I'm at work and I've taken 3 boxes of laxitives, and I've already filled the toilets on all 34 levels!!!


Quick go up on the roof and hang your butt over the side!!!!

[dogwomble]

Quick! go down on the poof and cram your butt over the side!!!!

You're gonna do what to me????

[MAX POWER]

You're gonna do what to my monkey????

Teach the critter how to rollerskate, and smoke cigars :pumpy:

[dogwomble]

Teach the fapper how to lollerskate, and smoke cigars :pumpy:

Your geekiness is showing again!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Your cheekiness is showing again!
Ah well that's ok, I don't mind

[Juice Biscuit]

Your girth is showing again!


Sorry, its the tight pants you see, it makes it a bit hard to try and keep it all in.

[dogwomble]

Sorry, its the tight arse you see, it makes it a bit hard to try and fit your dick in

Thanks for the compliment!

[Juice Biscuit]

Thanks for the crabs!


Pfft, like they wern't there already, but if you did like them there's plenty more where they came from ;)

[Cpt Jellybean]

Poof, like they wern't there already, but if you did like arses there's plenty more where they came from ;)
Yep there's a whole plantation over there!

[Hired Goon]

Yep there's a whole plantation over here!

Holy shit man, you found a whole plantation? Party at the Captain's!! :weed:

[evil]

Holy shit man, you found a whole plantation? Party at the Captain's!! :weed:
You found a plantation of captains?? I'll raise you an admiral

[dogwomble]

You found a consecration of captain jellybeans?? I'll raise you a salute

Ooookay then, whatever you say.

[Juice Biscuit]

Ooookay then, that meat looks hot, I'll pay whatever you want me to pay.




Heaps my meat isn't cheap you know.

[dogwomble]

*Bleats* my meat is cheap you know.

Well there is a drought on, so I'm not surprised.

[Juice Biscuit]

Well I have a hard on, so I'm not surprised.


Suprised about what? And why do you have a hard on??

[dogwomble]

Something about splat? And why do I do it hard and long??


I wouldn't be complaining about that...

[Serpent_Girl]

I should be complaining about that...

Complaining about what? How much they sucked at giving you head? You should have given pointers!

[Cpt Jellybean]

Complaining arrogant Fuck? How much did they suck at giving you head? You should have given pointers!
I told you to not let them complain whilst on the job!

[dogwomble]

I told you to let them dissent whilst on the job!


Dissent about what?

[Cpt Jellybean]

Distant about what?
Naw baby I'm all here!!! (just a little longer)

[Juice Biscuit]

Nah baby it's all me!!! Now it's just a little longer


That penis extension has done wonders for your small penis problem. http://www.iamviet.com/forum/images/smilies/smilie_pop_eyes.gif

[dogwomble]

That penis abstention has done blunders for your fallen penis problem. http://www.iamviet.com/forum/images/smilies/smilie_pop_eyes.gif

I didn't realise that penises could abstain?

[Hired Goon]

I didn't realise that penises could stain.

So, you're saying you're NOT toilet trained? :D

[catt]

So, you're saying you're goT toilet strained? :D

hows that work? overuse or incorrect use of the toilet

[Hired Goon]

hows that guy at work. died of overuse and incorrect use of the toilet

Disturbingly, I think I know people who are at risk of that...

[Cpt Jellybean]

Dirty bum cleaning!!!, I think I know people who make a good living doing that...
You really have got some strange friends!

[dogwomble]

You really have got to hump bland fiends!

My sexual antics are not quite that weird...

[snoopen]

I need to feel you. You can use one on me to get your pleasure! But if you'd rather use a sausage then so be it.

Well I dont think the Virgin Mary would much approve of that slimey thought. Virgins never approve of sausages. Especially not raw.

[Juice Biscuit]

Well I think the Virgin Mary would love a bit of cock. Imagine having to give birth without getting laid first....boy did she get ripped off.


God I wish I said that, love to stay and chat but I'm heading out to the pub now, see ya.

[snoopen]

God wished he had said that. I'd love to stay and bat off but I'm due to give head out at the pub now, see ya big boy. ;)

That reminds me of how big and great God is. He makes me thingle like a beaver on my belly. How many christians/catholics would love to ring my neck right now?

[dogwomble]

That reminds me of how big and great your cock is. It makes me tingle like your beaver on my belly. How many christians/catholic men would love to suck me off right now?

I'm sure if you asked some of their priests, they'd be willing to oblige. A number of them would have done far worse...

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm sure if I asked some priests they'd be willing to fuck me. A number of them would have done far worse...


Yeah, your not as bad as some of the skanks they fuck eeeewwwww.







I made the 2000th post in the Misqoute thread http://img90.exs.cx/img90/7870/b7ydance.gif

[dogwomble]

Yeah, your not as fat as some of the skanks tha fuck ewes.

Yeah, they're so fat nothing else would fuck them!!!

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah, I've cracked such a massive fat, I will have to chat up goatse man. Nobody else could take my massive cock!!!


So those creams actually worked. :eek:


Dude quick send us the email address for ordering. :pumpy:

[dogwomble]

So creaming me actually worked. :eek:


Dude quick send us your email address so I can organise doing this again. :pumpy:

I'm glad I could fix your geekazoidaphobia.

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm glad you could fix my genuphobia. And your spoof tastes great.


Anything to help a fellow zgeeker out.



(genuphobia = fear of kneeling) ;)

[dogwomble]

Anything to fap a fellow poofter dry.



(fap = cute ;)


Got ya caught out there!!!