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Juice Biscuit
15-01-2005, 11:47 PM
Pinger droped and $5 note infront of me and when I went to pick it up he raped me. :D
I sure got ya caught out there!!!
The good ole $5 dollar trick gets em every time http://games.bg/forums/images/smiles/heavy.gif
dogwomble
16-01-2005, 07:07 AM
The good ole $2 dollar sucky sucky dick gets em every time http://games.bg/forums/images/smiles/heavy.gif
Please, would you?
MAX POWER
16-01-2005, 07:44 PM
Please, Ah-Choo!!
Gahzundtite.
Whoa watch out dude, you have a massive wad of snot on your collar. Yup right there, you got it.
dogwomble
16-01-2005, 08:15 PM
Hold on tight!!!
Whoa watch out dude, you have massive balls of rot near your left testicle. Yup right there, you got it.
Hmmm, I wasn't quite expecting that when I started fapping earlier....
abelgold
17-01-2005, 12:01 AM
Hmmm, I was expecting scat when I started browsing on the net and fapping earlier....
You filthy scheisser eating, midget fucking, horse sucking, kinky German sick fuck!
dogwomble
17-01-2005, 08:21 AM
You gorgeous goat bleating, guy fucking, gay sucking, kinky poofter sick fuck!
Why thank you very kindly :)
RedMaN
17-01-2005, 09:55 AM
Why... wank you very kindly..... ummmm, I mean viciously :)
Tsk, tsk...... remember to use some lube or you will wear all the skin off your pee pee..... leaving you with a disgusting looking flesh tube :barf:
dogwomble
17-01-2005, 10:12 AM
I love tusks...... I need to remember to use some lube though or I will wear them off with my pee pee..... leaving themwith a disgusting looking smegma tube :barf:
OK, now that is just evil.
OK, cow fat is just evil.
you've heard the expression feed the man beef... just make sure it's lean beef
dogwomble
17-01-2005, 12:07 PM
you've heard the expression feed the man beef... just make sure it's my beef
You horny person you!!!!
you have heard the saying lead a man some beef, just be surte its not your beef
dogwomble
18-01-2005, 09:46 AM
you have heard the fapping when you give head to a man's beef, just be surte its not your beef
Well, if you're giving head to someone else's beef, by default it's not your beef.
MAX POWER
18-01-2005, 07:28 PM
Well, if you're giving ice-cream to someone else's monkey, by default you deserve a slap in the head.
I dunno about that, kindness to monkey's is always a noble deed, unless the monkey is lactose intollerent?
Hired Goon
18-01-2005, 09:05 PM
I dunno about cats, but likeness to a monkey is always a common need, we pay more if the "monkey" lacks toes and is intolerant
So you're saying you cast people in Monkey movies? And you prefer toeless grumpy people in the role? Fair enough I guess... :rolleyes:
dogwomble
18-01-2005, 10:39 PM
So you're playing with cast people in fucky movies? And you prefer topless grumpy people in the role of lead fucker? Fair enough I guess... :rolleyes:
That's some interesting taste in pr0n movies you have there....
abelgold
18-01-2005, 11:57 PM
That's some interesting taste in prawn smoothies you have there....
Dude, I love prawns but not in a drink. Sick Fuck.
Juice Biscuit
19-01-2005, 12:28 AM
Dude, I love the taste of prawns but not on a dick. You Sick Fuck.
Then what do you like a dick to taste like?
Manshoon
19-01-2005, 12:32 AM
Then what do you like a duck to taste like?
A duck should taste like a DUCK!
dogwomble
19-01-2005, 07:22 AM
A dick should taste like a DUCK!
No, it should taste like a dick :)
abelgold
19-01-2005, 07:25 AM
I wish I could taste a dick :fag:
Ok.. go down to this address *hands dogwomble paper*.. find Cecil... tell him you're a novice. He'll look after you.
Hired Goon
19-01-2005, 07:56 AM
Ok.. you're going to wear this dress *hands dogwomble frock*.. find Jerry Springer... tell him you're a novice. He'll look after you.
You have to audition for the show in a dress? hmm, that does sort of explain what airs on Jerry Springer.
dogwomble
19-01-2005, 09:27 AM
You have to audition for the ZGeek flying monkey show in a dress? hmm, that does sort of explain what appears on the front page.
It would indeed.
Manshoon
19-01-2005, 09:45 AM
What would I need.
As was said....a dress. And probably your own transport to get there.
dogwomble
19-01-2005, 09:49 AM
As was found in a dress. And probably your own transwhore to get there.
A transsexual whore in a dress? Seen it all before!
Manshoon
19-01-2005, 09:52 AM
A transsexual whore in a dress? Been it all before!
Good for you. Im glad you can be open about it with the world.
Cpt Jellybean
19-01-2005, 04:58 PM
Go the Poo. Im glad you're open about it with the world of shitzer.
I'm not a fan, get your facts straight!
BillDaCatt
19-01-2005, 05:29 PM
I like to play with toy blocks!
Lame attempt to change the subject..
Llama, llama, llama song everyone attempt to sing along..
I don't know all the words but I'll try to sing along :D
Serpent_Girl
19-01-2005, 05:49 PM
I can't sing any words when I'm sucking along!
Well take your damn mouth OFF the cock, then dammit!!
abelgold
19-01-2005, 05:53 PM
Well if you don't get off with the taste of cock in your mouth, then dental dam it!!
Er... yes... good advice for the kiddies out there.
Manshoon
19-01-2005, 07:41 PM
Er... yes... good advice for the penguins out there.
Leave the penguins out of this.....they didnt do anything to anyone!
Hired Goon
19-01-2005, 07:56 PM
Leave the penguins out of this.....they will do anything to anyone!
Hell Yeah, those dirty sick arse penguins. They ain't so cute and cuddly when they kill your family and send you the body parts in the mail!
Manshoon
19-01-2005, 08:10 PM
Oh Yeah, those dirty sick arse prostitutes. They are so cute and cuddly when they lick your family and send you sex toys in the mail!
Really?....you must have a damn good red light district near you!
MAX POWER
20-01-2005, 12:40 AM
Really?....you must have a damn good blue light disco near you!
It's great! Me and Disco Stu are there all the time, dancing on top of table 5!
Manshoon
20-01-2005, 12:43 AM
It's great! Me and Horny Dawn are there all the time, dancing on top of table 5!
Oh one of THOSE clubs!
dogwomble
20-01-2005, 07:05 AM
D'Oh! One of THOSE lovers!
Yes, one of those...
Serpent_Girl
20-01-2005, 10:20 AM
Yes, can I please steal your clothes...?
NO! My clothes!! I will not aid you in your transsexual fantasies!!
SamBo
20-01-2005, 11:57 AM
YO!! My clothes will go away so that I can aid you in your transsexual fantasies!!
are you going to be the bitch or the butch?
Juice Biscuit
20-01-2005, 04:36 PM
are you going to be coming to my party, I just want to know if I should dressup as the the bitch or the butch?
Meh whatever, I'm only turning up to play with your boobies and use your fist again.
Elf_Girl
20-01-2005, 05:05 PM
Meh whatever, I'm only turned on by tittie-twisting your boobies and using your fist..again..
Don't want to know what you get up too but by god nobody is going to tittie-twist my boobs! ow!!
STallingU
20-01-2005, 05:14 PM
I want to know what you get up too and by god when are you going to tittie-twist my boobs! Ooooohhhhhh!!!!!!
I'm on my way now. Get your titties ready for me. Phwoar.
dogwomble
20-01-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm nearly gay now. Get your lollies ready for me. Phwoar.
So the conversion therapy is going well?
Juice Biscuit
20-01-2005, 07:12 PM
So the shock treatment therapy is going well?
Yep, I only fap six times a day now.
Manshoon
20-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Yep, I only scream six times a day now.
Maybe a soundproof room would help?
TK-421
21-01-2005, 11:10 AM
Maybe I need a waterproof cum rag?
Are you sure that is a good idea? I have been told absorbant materials are much better.
dogwomble
21-01-2005, 12:12 PM
Are you sure that was good sex? I have been told absorbant tissue makes it much better.
How do you use absorbent tissue in bed????
TK-421
21-01-2005, 12:22 PM
Who found absorbent tissue in my arse????
I dunno, it must have been one of the 1000 participants in "Anal Gang bang #13 - Doggie style"
Manshoon
21-01-2005, 09:58 PM
I participated in "Anal Gang bang #13 - Doggie style" and it was fantastic fun to have my arse fucked
Really?...whatever tickles your pickle!
Cpt Jellybean
21-01-2005, 10:12 PM
Really?...move over, pickles in your freckle!
MMMMM Ok, Can I Tape that?
Manshoon
21-01-2005, 10:16 PM
MMMMM Ok, Can I rape that?
Sure....if you enjoy shagging goats!
Cpt Jellybean
21-01-2005, 10:28 PM
Sure?....if you hold on tight you'll enjoy shagging goats!
Right, I'm sure You did all the Research!!
Manshoon
21-01-2005, 11:05 PM
You're Right, I sure I did all the Research!!
Finally someone who can tell us the truth on the matter!
Finally, I've found you
Ok give it a quick rub and I'll grant you and your friends three wishes or something like that
Juice Biscuit
21-01-2005, 11:17 PM
Ok so I give it a quick rub and a geenie will come out?
Yep, that's right, now while I undo my belt you rub some baby oil on your hands.
Manshoon
21-01-2005, 11:34 PM
Yep, that's right, now while I undo my belt you rub the baby with your hands.
You want to do that to a baby?.....you sick fuck!
dogwomble
21-01-2005, 11:43 PM
You want to throw that to the baby?.....you sick fuck!
Depends on what it is that is being thrown. Is it the baby?
Manshoon
21-01-2005, 11:45 PM
Depends on what it is that is being thrown. Is it the love gravy?
All over you face
Cpt Jellybean
21-01-2005, 11:48 PM
All over my place
Yeah well, as soon as you get Toilet trained we'll talk!
Manshoon
21-01-2005, 11:52 PM
Yeah well, as soon as I get Toilet trained we'll talk!
Work on it big fella....you will get there eventually!
dogwomble
22-01-2005, 06:50 AM
Work the big fella....you will get there eventually!
I've heard of premature ejaculation but this is the first time I've seen someone complain that it lasts for too long...
Manshoon
22-01-2005, 01:47 PM
I have a problem with premature ejaculation, and the girls complain about it far too much...
Its all about control......just dont get over excited
Serpent_Girl
22-01-2005, 03:51 PM
I can't control myself......I just get so OVER EXCITED!!!:D;):D:D
Can't resist that sweet sugary icecreamy goodness, can you?!
Manshoon
22-01-2005, 03:57 PM
I can't resist that sticky creamy goodness, can you?!
Yes, I find I can resist it
dogwomble
22-01-2005, 07:27 PM
Yes, I find I can't resist DogWomble's mancock
A lot of people have said that recently...
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 04:46 PM
A lot of people have said that I like the cock recently...
Well....each to their own
dogwomble
23-01-2005, 07:16 PM
Well....bleach on my gown
I'm just hoping the gown was white....
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 07:40 PM
I'm just hoping the clown was white....
Does it matter of the clown isnt white?
Cpt Jellybean
23-01-2005, 08:38 PM
Doesn't matter? oh the clown is white!
Yeah well, you've gotta watch those clowns!
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 08:45 PM
Yeah well, you've gotta kill those clowns!
Yes....the clowns must DIE
Cpt Jellybean
23-01-2005, 08:53 PM
Yes....you clowns must DIE
Ok, I hope I'm not on that list?
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 08:57 PM
Ok, I hope I'm on that list?
Not if you want to be you cant be.
Cpt Jellybean
23-01-2005, 09:02 PM
Nuts if you want? taste like cunt!.
No thanks, i'll stick to Pussy!
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 09:07 PM
Yes Please, i'll stick to Penis!
Again I will say.....each to his own
Cpt Jellybean
23-01-2005, 09:33 PM
Again I would say.....each to his own
I'm sure 18 hrs of porn a day is pushing it!
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 09:41 PM
I'm watching 18 hrs of porn a day. Is this pushing it!
Nah I wouldnt say so....but ya might need a hammer to get rid of that boner!
TheJackal001
23-01-2005, 09:47 PM
I'm sure she said she was 18 when we mad that porno, now its soap on a rope for me
Oh, come on i thought you would know the difference between jail bait and milf :D
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 09:49 PM
Oh come on, i dont know the difference between jail bait and milf :D
Then maybe you should get your eyes tested?
Serpent_Girl
23-01-2005, 09:53 PM
Then maybe you should get your semen tested?
Yeah, fertility problems can be a real hassle. Glad I don't have them!! :D;)
Manshoon
23-01-2005, 10:01 PM
Yeah, STDs can be a real hassle. Glad I don't have them!! :D;)
Are you sure?....when were you last tested?
BillDaCatt
24-01-2005, 03:40 AM
I like rabbits. They are so soft and cuddly!
Are we talking stuffed or live?
arelius19
24-01-2005, 10:25 AM
are we talking gay or bi?
Serpent_Girl
24-01-2005, 10:34 AM
I'm not sure if I'm gay or bi?
Well it's pretty simple. Do you like just the same sex? Or both sexes together?! :rolleyes:
Juice Biscuit
24-01-2005, 10:40 AM
Well it's pretty simple. I like just plain sex! Or both sexes together?! :rolleyes:
Huh, plain sex or other sex which one is it?
And what are the other sexes anyway???
STallingU
24-01-2005, 03:42 PM
Huh, necrophilia sex or beastiality sex which one is it?
And what other sick sex could you like???
When I can't get the top two, I like to fuck my mattress. Give it a go.
Serpent_Girl
24-01-2005, 04:10 PM
I like to be on top too,I also like to fuck my mattress. Give me a go, we can do it all together
I think I'll pass, if you don't mind :p
dogwomble
24-01-2005, 04:18 PM
I think I'll piss on you, if you don't mind :p
I do actually.
Manshoon
24-01-2005, 07:27 PM
I do goats actually.
Beastiality!......I prefer female humans myself
Cpt Jellybean
24-01-2005, 10:39 PM
Beastiality!......I prefer female Rhinos myself
Stop talking NOW!!!!!
Manshoon
24-01-2005, 10:43 PM
Keep talking......Im gonna cum NOW!!!!!
just aim it away from me please
Cpt Jellybean
24-01-2005, 10:46 PM
just aim it anywhere, and leave a not saying THANKS from me please
OK Hang ON, AHHHHHHHHHHH
Manshoon
24-01-2005, 10:50 PM
OK Hang ON to this, AHHHHHHHHHHH
Why would I want to touch your dildo!.....I never know where you have been shoving THAT!
abelgold
24-01-2005, 10:54 PM
Where did I leave my dildo?.....I never know whick orifice I've left it!
Like chucking a sausage down a hallway, right?
Manshoon
24-01-2005, 10:58 PM
Arse fucking me is like chucking a sausage down a hallway, right?
Damn thats pretty damn loose......maybe you should easy off a bit and give ya body some time to recover
Cpt Jellybean
24-01-2005, 10:58 PM
Like Fucking a sausage down my hallway, right?
Man, you've got to learn to stop talking!
Manshoon
24-01-2005, 11:05 PM
Man, I've got to learn to stop taking it so hard from other men!
Yes....you should......Im sure it will end up being hazardous to your health
Cpt Jellybean
24-01-2005, 11:25 PM
Yes....I said......Im sure my end will fill up with hazardous waste
Well if you're ok with that, go for it!
Manshoon
24-01-2005, 11:29 PM
Well I'm ok with that, go for it, Ill take on all the men who want me!
Well you could be in for a hard time there
Cpt Jellybean
25-01-2005, 12:18 AM
Well, It's as big as a well, in for a hard time now YEAH
you're really into multipe partners in the arse at the same time aren't you?
Manshoon
25-01-2005, 12:30 AM
I'm really into multiple partners in the arse at the same time aren't you?
No im not actually....
Cpt Jellybean
25-01-2005, 12:34 AM
No im Gay actually....
Yeah but you like animals don't you?
Manshoon
25-01-2005, 12:40 AM
Yeah but I like animals don't you?
animals now?.....anything to satisfy you sexually!
dogwomble
25-01-2005, 06:59 AM
midget animal porn now?.....anything to satisfy you anally!
That sounds like fun ... although can we have some midget necrophiliac animal porn for thingy's pleasure too?
Catt sounds like fun ... although can we have some midget necrophiliac animal porn for thingy's pleasure too?
I am fun but I'm not into the gidget necro porn, you'll have find someone else
Elf_Girl
25-01-2005, 07:55 AM
I ain't fun unless im watching the midget necro porn channel, you'll have to find out and see!
wow catt, I never knew you where into that! um...i'll leave it up to someone else to find out.. /me runs :D
dogwomble
25-01-2005, 07:57 AM
phwoar catt, I never knew you where into scat! um...i'd love to find out.. /me intentionally gets a bout of the runs :D
That is even starting to gross me out...
TheJackal001
25-01-2005, 12:56 PM
That is even starting to get me aroused, i think im going to cum... :jizz:
Hey could you keep your ograsms to your self, i mean really
dogwomble
25-01-2005, 01:34 PM
Hey could you keep your organisms to your self, i mean really
How dare you say I'm covered in organisms, you rude bastard!
Serpent_Girl
25-01-2005, 03:34 PM
How dare you say I'm covered I'm covered from your orgasms, you rude bastard! Some of those are mine too!
Woah, you're thinking of someone else!
dogwomble
25-01-2005, 03:50 PM
Yeah, you're tossing off someone else!
I'm finding constantly doing it to myself somewhat boring...
TheJackal001
25-01-2005, 03:55 PM
I'm finding constantly fapping reminds of my childhood
Do i dare ask what happend in your child hood, or isnt the therapy working out?
dogwomble
25-01-2005, 04:07 PM
Do i dare ask who got fapped in your child hood, or isnt the masturbation therapy working out?
Come and toss me off and I'm sure the masturbation therapy will work fine...
Manshoon
25-01-2005, 07:10 PM
Ill come and toss you off. It's part of my masturbation therapy
Well if its for the sake of your therapy....
Serpent_Girl
25-01-2005, 07:25 PM
For the sake of everyone else, should I go to therapy....?
For the love of all things normal...YES!!!
Manshoon
25-01-2005, 07:32 PM
For the love of goats and penguins...YES!!! Just take me with you!!
You can come along if you like.....I dont know about the goats and the penguins tho?
Serpent_Girl
27-01-2005, 06:34 PM
You can cum on me if you like.....I dont know about the goats and the penguins tho?
I'm sure they won't mind.
Manshoon
27-01-2005, 07:37 PM
I'm sure I can take some too.
Really?....Thats so kind of you!
dogwomble
27-01-2005, 08:35 PM
Fesces....Thats really bland poo
You will eat shit, you will eat shit and die....
Manshoon
27-01-2005, 08:40 PM
You will eat kangaroo, you will eat kangaroo and like it....
Well Ive had roo before and it really is nice.
dogwomble
27-01-2005, 09:29 PM
Well I've never been to the loo before but I hear it really is nice.
No wonder people always say you are full of shit....
Hired Goon
27-01-2005, 09:49 PM
Stevie Wonder's people always say you are full of shit....
Yeah, but they just say that cos he's is blind.
Manshoon
27-01-2005, 09:59 PM
Yeah, but I just say that cos I like penguins.
The penguins are EVIL.....they will destroy us all!!
ShinymetalASS
28-01-2005, 02:54 PM
The penguins are EVIL.....they will destroy us all!!
All things that come out of the ocean are evil. Thats why penguins cant fly. Too evil. Thats why sea cucumbers dont grow in the dirt like other normal cumcumbers. Too evil. And thats why sea horses are too small and wet to ride. Too evil.
dogwomble
28-01-2005, 05:40 PM
All things that come out of my pancreas are evil. Thats why munchkins cant screw. Too evil. Thats why my cucumber dont grow when I flirt like other normal cumcumbers. Too evil. And thats why people who are hung like a horse are too small and wet to ride. Too evil.
OK, there's some really weird shit going on around here.
Elf_Girl
28-01-2005, 06:15 PM
OK, there's some really weird shit comming out of me around here.
note to self: don't go near dogwimble. I don't want shit on me, so anyone who is near him shall be "pooped"!!
Juice Biscuit
28-01-2005, 06:40 PM
note to self: don't go near the wombles of wimbeldon common. They have a tendancy to bite
Don't worry elfy, you can't catch rabbies twice. :p
Manshoon
28-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Don't worry elfy, Ill give you rabbies and you will be safe. :p
QUARANTINE for in.....In with the DAMN PENGUINS!
Thyrd
28-01-2005, 07:43 PM
TANGERINE Im in.....I'm in the tangerine with the DAMN PENGUINS!
Are you on acid? Duuuuuuuuuuuuddddeee!
dogwomble
28-01-2005, 07:55 PM
Are you placid? Duuuuuuuuuuuuddddeee!
Yes, Thyrd, you're ugly so you don't turn me on
Manshoon
28-01-2005, 08:00 PM
Yes, Thyrd, you're ugly so you turn me on. I want your body!
Oh god GET A ROOM!
ShinymetalASS
28-01-2005, 11:22 PM
Mouldy EAT A SHROOM!
See it wasnt acid after all..... he's a fucken tripper :hippy:
Manshoon
29-01-2005, 12:07 AM
See it was acid after all..... I'm a fucken tripper :hippy:
Yes you are.....and we all know it. But we love you cos you are off on your little trips! Lookit the dancing BANANA! :banana: :banana: :banana:
dogwomble
29-01-2005, 07:10 AM
We are high.....and we all grow it. But we love you cos you are off on your little trips! Lookit the dancing BANANA! :banana: :banana: :banana:
You're so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh above me, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc and Aphrodite
Serpent_Girl
29-01-2005, 07:49 AM
I'm so hiiiiiiiiiiiigh ,I feel like I've had Cleopatra, Joan of Arc and Aphrodite
I thought you didn't go that way? :confused: and you're in the wrong century! You MUST be pretty damn high! :eek:
dogwomble
29-01-2005, 08:01 AM
I thought you didn't get it that way? :confused: and you're in the blingbling century! You MUST be pretty damn high! :eek:
I'd say you're the one that's high....
Manshoon
29-01-2005, 09:21 AM
I'll say! Im the one that's high....
high is good.....just watch out for the Penguins!
dogwomble
29-01-2005, 09:29 AM
DogWomble is god.....just fap off over the Penguins!
I'm into penguin sex now?
Manshoon
29-01-2005, 09:33 AM
I'm loving the penguin sex now?
Penguins sex?.....They have infected your mind!!....the penguins are EVIL!!
dogwomble
29-01-2005, 09:48 AM
Penguins viruses?.....They have infected your computer!!....the penguins are EVIL!!
Hmmm, Norton's hasn't picked anything up....weird...I'll give it another scan in safe mode.
Manshoon
29-01-2005, 10:03 AM
Hmmm, The Mormon's havn't given me anything ....weird...I'll give them another call to be safe.
Dont do it!!...you will never escape!
Elf_Girl
29-01-2005, 10:27 AM
I'll do you!!...And you will never escape!
NOOOoooooooooo take the er..uh..dummy! *throws dummy at you and runs*
Serpent_Girl
29-01-2005, 11:59 AM
NOOOoooooooooo I look like a ..uh..dummy! *throws self at you and runs*
That's what bad makeup does to you. And get off me you freak!
Elf_Girl
29-01-2005, 01:07 PM
That's what my makeup does to you. Now get on me you sexy beast!
uh, if you say so.. *gets on you* I feel awkward now. :(
dogwomble
29-01-2005, 04:04 PM
uh, if you are a ho.. *gets on you* I feel awkward now. :(
Are you that desperate?
Serpent_Girl
29-01-2005, 04:47 PM
How did you know that I was that desperate?
It is quite obvious - when I saw you checking out the same guy as me with that look on your face. ;)
dogwomble
29-01-2005, 05:15 PM
I was quite oblivious when I saw you checking out the same guy as me with that look on your face. ;)
Well, he's still mine - he is gay and I saw him first!!!
Manshoon
30-01-2005, 12:29 AM
Well, ok Ill share - he is gay and I get first go!!!
Aww isnt it nice of you to share!
dogwomble
30-01-2005, 06:16 AM
Aww isnt it nice of you to bleat like a donkey!
When did I do that?
Manshoon
30-01-2005, 02:02 PM
Why shouldnt I do that?
I never said you shouldnt I just said its nice!
Cpt Jellybean
30-01-2005, 05:54 PM
I never said shit, I just said its nice!
Well that's ok then.
skip666
30-01-2005, 07:06 PM
Well that's ok then.
Oh you think its just OK huh!!!! Well lick my leaping lizard... OK!
Cpt Jellybean
30-01-2005, 07:13 PM
Oh you think shits OK huh!!!! Well lick my lactating lizard... OK!
Not Ok, I'm not into guys!!!!
skip666
30-01-2005, 07:19 PM
Not Ok, I'm totally into guys!!!!
Why would you tell me your into guys, I know that... When we wake together on those balmy nights, your eyes say... I love you man.
Manshoon
30-01-2005, 08:08 PM
Why would you tell me your into guys, I know that... When we spoon together on those steamy nights, your eyes say... I hate you man but your arse feels so good.
Whoa get a room please!
ShinymetalASS
31-01-2005, 12:56 PM
Feather boas and my pet broom and peas!
Yeah, between you and your penguins, I'm not sure there's even a name for the fetishes you harbour in that sick red little head of yours.
STallingU
31-01-2005, 04:19 PM
Yeah, between you and your hand, I'm not sure there's even any room for me to sit on that sick purple little head of yours.
Hey so I fap alot. You will have to wait your turn.http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/jackoff.gif
dogwomble
31-01-2005, 05:47 PM
Hey so I fart when I'm horny. You will have to wait and see.http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/jackoff.gif
I'm never making you horny then.
I'm clever baking you corny hen.
I would have been happy with salad :p
Cpt Jellybean
31-01-2005, 07:06 PM
I would have been happy being Bad :p
So why aren't you?
Manshoon
31-01-2005, 07:13 PM
So why am I?
Why not?
STallingU
31-01-2005, 07:44 PM
Why eat snot?
Because its a mobile snack.
Manshoon
31-01-2005, 07:55 PM
Because I'm a mobile snack.
Jesus is reborn and out to feed the masses!
Hired Goon
31-01-2005, 08:21 PM
Hey, Zeus is reborn and out to destroy the masses
Zeus? He's that guy with the thunderbolt right?
Manshoon
31-01-2005, 08:40 PM
I dress up like Zeus! But I always have problems with the thunderbolt.
Watch out....people will be trying to look up ya toga! As for the thunderbolt.....hang off some power lines and see if that helps!
Hired Goon
31-01-2005, 09:01 PM
Watch out... people will be vying to bid on ya Toga. As for the thunderbolt.....plug it into the power point and see if that helps
Luckily I haven't put my Toga on ebay yet. I tried plugging the thunderbolt in, but it seems it's 110 volt. I got it in Japan, doh!
Manshoon
31-01-2005, 09:12 PM
Luckily I haven't put my Toga on yet. I tried plugging the thunderbolt in, but it seems it vibrates too much. I got it in Japan. Maybe I could sell it on ebay as a sex toy!
Maybe ya could but please put some clothes on before someone spots ya running around naked!
Cpt Jellybean
01-02-2005, 06:01 PM
Maybe the cold, but please put some clothes on before someone spots the shrinking nakedness!
Yeah Yeah, ok But It's freeing!!!
Manshoon
01-02-2005, 07:29 PM
Yeah Yeah, ok But I love the peguins!!!
NO anything but them DAMN Penguins!
Serpent_Girl
01-02-2005, 07:42 PM
I don't know anything but them DAMN Penguins!
Maybe you should just hire a whore or something?
Manshoon
01-02-2005, 08:06 PM
Maybe I should just hire a whore or something?
Well you could but Ive heard it can be very costly.
dogwomble
02-02-2005, 06:38 AM
Well you could become a necrophiliac but Ive heard it can feel like bestiality.
Or you could combine the two and have necrobestiality.
ShinymetalASS
02-02-2005, 10:00 AM
Porcupines wear shoes and have potato salad.
Yeah but I find that theres nothing tastier than a thai satay raw vegetable salad. Full of broccoli and zuccini... yum
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 10:06 AM
Yeah but I find that nothing makes me hornier than a raw vegetable. I love being full zuccini and carrot... ooooh
*runs over to the bat cave and sets up camera and tripod*
Ok Action!
ShinymetalASS
02-02-2005, 10:23 AM
*Fun's over batman anal sex up spanner and bifocals*
Satisfaction!
I refer to previous posts purporting this bloke to be on acid. This confirms said suspicion.
Cpt Jellybean
02-02-2005, 03:46 PM
I reefer to poisonious puffs, porpoises they love to be on acid. Nothing confirmed, just suspicions.
Mate you really gotta not smoke so Much!!!
ShinymetalASS
02-02-2005, 04:23 PM
Grapes are peeling and rotten snot poking in the Mush!!
When I was a girl we didnt have these new fangled boxes with the lights and the blinking and the buttons. We didnt have no numbers neither.
Cpt Jellybean
02-02-2005, 05:07 PM
Wendy was a girl we liked, had this fanged box with the lights and the blinking and the buttons. She never gave me her numbers neither.
What was she, a robot?
MAX POWER
02-02-2005, 06:45 PM
Was she in, Probot?
No way dude, Probot is Dave Grohle and a bunch of Heavy Metal legends. No ladies present [sadly].
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 07:42 PM
No way dude, Id like to grope Dave Grohl and a bunch of Heavy Metal legends.
I dont think that would be a good idea. Im sure most would beat the living snot out of you if you tried.
Cpt Jellybean
02-02-2005, 07:51 PM
I heard thinking would be a good idea. Im sure most would not eat snot but each to their own
What? You got some strange thoughts in that head!
Hired Goon
02-02-2005, 07:54 PM
What? You got some strange fort in that head!
Well, it's like they say. Your mind is a fortress. Either that or he has a real big head.
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 08:03 PM
Well, it's like they say. Your schlong is your master. Either that or he has a real big head.
A little from column A, a little from Column B
dogwomble
02-02-2005, 09:04 PM
A tit from Aisle A, a tit from Aisle B
You should really have left-tit in your pants....
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 09:19 PM
You should really have 2 tits in your pants....
*checks pockets*...nope no tits here.....would a female bring a pair over for me to play with please?
dogwomble
02-02-2005, 09:27 PM
*checks pockets*...the popes tits here.....would a female bring a pear over for me to be gay with please?
Now I know what a pair of pockets, the popes tits and a pear have got in common.....
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 09:30 PM
Now I have a pair of pockets, the popes tits and a pear what do they have got in common?
Errr I have no idea....altho why you have the popes tits is beyond me....
Funk Puppet
02-02-2005, 09:47 PM
Errr I have an idea.... why don't you have a poke at my tits and blow me....
Ummmmmm no thanks.... I preffer my men a little less manly.... Um..... like maybe female... No offence......
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 09:56 PM
Ummmmmm ok.... I prefer my men hot and oily.... Um..... I dont like females... No offence......
Each to their own my brother....Each to their own!
Funk Puppet
02-02-2005, 10:00 PM
Each to their own brother....I've got my eye on yours!
Hey! what kind of sick fuck are you?
Cpt Jellybean
02-02-2005, 10:03 PM
Hey! what kind of shit do you fuck ?
There's a difference? Man I'm really out of my depth here!
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 10:10 PM
There's a difference? Man I really like it deep!
Well then I think you need to talk to someone about that
Cpt Jellybean
02-02-2005, 10:12 PM
Well ,I think you need to talk to someone about drilling you
No No, I'm fine, Only Into the THE LADYS!!!!!
Funk Puppet
02-02-2005, 10:15 PM
No No, I'm fine, I'm really Into the THE LADS!!!!!
Well.... Try 1900 big blokes. They will hook you up
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 10:15 PM
No No, I'm fine, Only Into the THE LADYBOYS!!!!!
Chicks with dicks eh? Well if you enjoy that!
Cpt Jellybean
02-02-2005, 10:21 PM
Chicks with dicks Yeah!! Well I enjoy that!
That's nice, Stop talking to me now!!!!
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 10:25 PM
That's nice, keep talking dirty to me now!!!!
Me talking dirty to you?....AWWWW HELL NO!
Funk Puppet
02-02-2005, 10:28 PM
Me talking dirty to you?....AWWWW Please.. Pretty Please with sugar and a cherry on top!
Cherry? Cherry? whose cherry? Not mie. I lost mine eons ago! Anyway, I couldn't do anything like that. I have a really aversion to hairy bum cracks.
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 10:33 PM
Cherry? Cherry? whose cherry? Not mine. I lost mine to ians years ago! I love to do anything like that. I really love a guy with a hairy bum crack.
Ok...does your girlfriend know about this?.....and please stay THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!
Funk Puppet
02-02-2005, 10:37 PM
Ok...does your girlfriend know about this?.....and please does anyone know where I can rent a womb? even for just 30 seconds?!
Um.... try that house down the road with the red light in the doorway. I think they might have a yellow pages you can borrow.
Manshoon
02-02-2005, 10:40 PM
Id like to try that house down the road with the red light in the doorway. I think they might have a few tricks I can try.
Why pay for it when you can get it for free!
dogwomble
03-02-2005, 06:30 AM
Why get tits for free when you can pay for mine?
Coz yours actually aren't worth paying for...
Asmodeus
03-02-2005, 07:11 AM
Coz yours are what I went gay for...
Oddly enough, this makes me want to drive a camaro and step on the gas. Hard
ShinymetalASS
03-02-2005, 11:04 AM
Noddy in the buff, this steak responds to jiving with Dave Navarro and preppies on the grass. Retarded
The sooner you come visit down under my man, the better. Those yanks are turning you fucking odd.
dogwomble
03-02-2005, 05:35 PM
The sooner you cum inside while down under my man, the better. Those yanks are turning you into fucking oddly.
Now there's some kinky shit!
Serpent_Girl
03-02-2005, 05:37 PM
I want to be kinky with shit!
.....just make sure you clean up afterwards.
RisenPhoenix
03-02-2005, 05:39 PM
I had to pee in a cup afterwards.
You haven't been using those growth hormones again, have you?
dogwomble
03-02-2005, 06:42 PM
You haven't been using those low whore moans again, have you?
OMG! Slutsex!!!!
Manshoon
03-02-2005, 07:34 PM
OMG! I love to give people Slutsex!!!!
Ah no thanks Ill pass....
dogwomble
03-02-2005, 08:01 PM
Blah, yes please, I'd like to drink your piss....
One golden shower coming up!
Manshoon
03-02-2005, 10:07 PM
I love golden showers......Im sure Ill have one coming up soon!
Thats nice......*backs away slowly*
dogwomble
04-02-2005, 06:37 AM
My body is riced......*rices penis slowly*
Something tells me you got your body confused with your car
ShinymetalASS
04-02-2005, 10:19 AM
Something smells. See? Blue. Hot. Your body bruised with all the farming
Perhaps you should give up on the primary industries then and try something a little cleaner and easier indoors?
Serpent_Girl
04-02-2005, 11:14 AM
Perhaps I should give up on the primary colours then and try something a little cleaner and easier indoors?
But...! Cleaning the walls will return them from their yellow state back to the white one, they're not naturally like that! :eek:
But...! Cleaning balls will return them from their yellow state back to white, they're not naturally like that! :eek:
Also not pissing on yourself will stop them going yellow.
Directed
04-02-2005, 02:21 PM
Also hissing by yourself will stop cows from bellowing.
Is this supposed to be fun? I guess I don't get it. But it sure didn't stop me. :ha:
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 05:44 PM
Is this supposed to make me horny? I guess I don't get it. But it sure didn't stop me. :ha:
This got you horny?.....damn what are you on and where can I get some!
dogwomble
04-02-2005, 06:01 PM
This got you horny?.....damn who are you nn and when can I get him?
Any time you like
Cpt Jellybean
04-02-2005, 06:12 PM
Many men you like?
Who are you? Yoda?
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 06:13 PM
Who so you like? Id like to take Yoda from behind?
Sorry man hes just a puppet!
Cpt Jellybean
04-02-2005, 06:26 PM
Soggy men? he"s just a Muppet!
Where do you get these Toys?
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 06:59 PM
Where can I buy some cheap sex Toys?
I dunno....try and shop around your adult shops!
Cpt Jellybean
04-02-2005, 07:09 PM
I dun a poo....I might try and shop around it to adult shops!
This isn't Germany FREAK!!!!!!
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 07:13 PM
I love those German FREAKS!!!!!!
Some of that stuff is hellishly weird tho!
Cpt Jellybean
04-02-2005, 07:20 PM
Some of that stuff is healthy! weird tho!
Damn right it's strange, Midgets????
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 07:42 PM
Damn right I'm strange, I like Midgets!!!!
Midgets?....better than penguins
Elf_Girl
04-02-2005, 07:46 PM
Midgets?....better than screwing penguins
and how would YOU know? Oh the strange world this has become..
dilligaf
04-02-2005, 07:46 PM
Gadgets?....better than humans
What the hell are you screwing????
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 07:54 PM
and how would I know? Oh the strange world this has become..
Yes it becomes stranger and stranger
Yes it becomes stranger danger
well if you insist on playing with yourself behind the toilets
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 08:54 PM
well I insist on playing with myself behind the toilets
which toilets are those.....Ill bring a camera along.....we might be able to make a few bucks selling it off to a porn site!
Serpent_Girl
04-02-2005, 08:55 PM
I insist on playing with you behind the toilets!
Er....you ARE talking about monopoly, right?!
dogwomble
04-02-2005, 09:13 PM
Er....we ARE thinking about fapopoly, right?!
Of course we are!
Manshoon
04-02-2005, 10:44 PM
Of course we are going to shag like bunnies!
*sets the video camera up*....this could really be worth something!
dogwomble
05-02-2005, 09:55 AM
*holds the fapped on bra up*....this could really be worth something!
Yeah, and Bill Clinton will get in trouble ... again.
reykjavik
05-02-2005, 10:00 AM
Me and Bill Clinton and the devil make three.
Thats quite contraversial dude.
dogwomble
05-02-2005, 10:05 AM
Thats quite a contraceptive dude.
It's just a condom
Manshoon
05-02-2005, 10:08 AM
It's just a used condom
well throw it out man and stop playing with it
dogwomble
05-02-2005, 10:13 AM
well throw it up man and stop gagging it
Do I need to use the heimmlich routine thingamajig to stop you choking?
Do I need to use the heimmlich routine thingamajig to stop you choking?
Do I need to root you in the arse to stop you choking?
dogwomble
05-02-2005, 10:16 AM
Do I feed on roots in your arse to stop me being a bloke?
That's some pretty fucked up logic right there
That's a pretty fucked up brain you have
I dont need no second opinion
Manshoon
05-02-2005, 10:40 AM
I need a second brain to cope with these misquotes
Yeah some can get pretty hairy
Yeah I'm pretty hairy
Didn't need to know....
Manshoon
05-02-2005, 10:44 AM
I needed to know....can I shave you
errr no thanks I like being hairy
errr no thanks, I only like small children shaving me
:eek:
reykjavik
05-02-2005, 11:01 AM
:eek:
You gave a headjob to a shiek?
Manshoon
05-02-2005, 11:06 AM
You got a headjob from a shark?
Damn now THAT takes balls!
dogwomble
05-02-2005, 11:56 AM
You gave my head to Bob the freak?
Sorry, freaks aren't allowed to have sex with me
Manshoon
05-02-2005, 12:43 PM
All freaks are allowed to have sex with me....makes it more fun
Thats a pretty open policy to adopt
dogwomble
05-02-2005, 02:03 PM
Thats a pretty open pair of legs to adopt
Yeah, I try to get them even more open every night
Manshoon
05-02-2005, 04:02 PM
Yeah, I like to keep them wide open every night so people can just line up and have a go
Whatever makes it easy for your "clients"
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