The Misquote The Person Above You Thread.

[kré]

Do exactly what the thread title says...




I like to eat pie.

[Chocoholic]

Cray you like to eat poo? Your own or other peoples or arn't you that fussy?


That was too easy...........

[Tyrany]

Originally posted by Chocoholic
That was too sleazy...........

I didn't think anything was too sleazy for you, chocoholic...

I'm a little teapot.

[Chocoholic]

Tyrany I like a little pot too.




I have a headace

[kré]

Originally posted by Chocoholic
I give head, cheap!

:eek:

I just drank a bottle of Vanilla Coke.

[Goat Boy]

Originally posted by cray


:eek:

Please come round to my house and poo on my silverware.

Is what we are ment to be doing? Guess so.

[imp]

Originally posted by Goat Boy


Is beating our meat what we are ment to be doing? Guess so.

:D

Yes. Yes it is. *fap fap fap*


Oh hang on I have a vagina.

[dogwomble]

No, we're actually meant to come round to my silverware and poo on my house.

[royale]

Originally posted by imp
I have ripe meaty things hanging from my vagina

Well, umm, seen a doctor?

I drive a black car.

[dogwomble]

Originally posted by imp


:D

Yes. Yes it is. *fap fap fap*


Oh hang on I have a vagina.

You have what? Angina?

[Colonel Kurtz]

Is it (A)cute?

[Rent-a-Geek]

Is it a cutaneous lesion?

[nick1]

who’s got a crustacean where?

[Rent-a-Geek]

When the building collapsed in Shanghai there were many crushed Asians.

[Colonel Kurtz]

The Cross Asian is going where?

[Rent-a-Geek]

In Kings Cross, agents for real estate companies wear suits.

[Tyrany]

The cross Asian is growing hair?

[pleed]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
My legs hurt!!

Where did that come from???

[kré]

Originally posted by pleed


Where do babies come from???

you're 20 years old and you dont know that? http://www.zgeek.com/uploads/ughx2.gif

[Rent-a-Geek]

It been 20 years since I had a cold and I don't know what is the reason.

[Colonel Kurtz]

In twenty ears you've found mould and semen?

[utopian]

you want to model swimwear on seamen?

[kré]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
I have twenty years experience with mouldysemen



well that's just dandy!

[hazza]

you had sex with daddy?

[Colonel Kurtz]

You met your ex in a rice paddy?

[Tyrany]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
Would you like some Guiness in your rice, Paddy?

I'd hate to see the rest of your diet...

[kré]

Originally posted by Tyrany


If you pinch my breasts I can't stay quiet

jebus dude we dont need to know this shit

[Rent-a-Geek]

The bus dude won't need to show his shirt

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Rent-a-Geek


With hispanic midget bus drivers i like to flirt


you got issues dude

[Elvis]

got any tissues ? or ludes ?

[imp]

Originally posted by hazza
You had sex with your Crabby??


DUDE! That's not cool.


:D

[Rent-a-Geek]

I am nude. And that's my tool, not a salami.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Rent-a-Geek
Will you marry me MisterBishi.

'fraid not Rent-a-Geek.

[ersatz]

Originally posted by MisterBishi

Martin Scorcese is really quite a jovial fellow



I concur

[DumHed]

Originally posted by ersatz


I got the conch

Sucks to your ass mar!

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by DumHed


I'm Pablo Escobar!

Where is the snow cabron?

[DumHed]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


Where is my novelty size purple rhinoceros monkey?

There -------->

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by DumHed


I am a flamboyant sex offender, see my flares ----->

I don't think that's suitable for a public forum.

[DumHed]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


Look, I've bitten off my forearm!


Can I have a piece?

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by DumHed



Can I have world peace?

Not from me you can't.

[DumHed]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


Not from me you cunt.

:(

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by DumHed


:D

:D :D

[utopian]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


snot could be from your cunt.
you ought to see a doctor about that

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Utopienne

My daughter sees a lot, how about that!


I see your daughter a lot, even her twat.

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by MisterBishi



I see your daughter a lot, even her twat.

I peed on your hardwood floor, now my pee pee feels hot

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by wolfpac181


IP, hardware, PPP, DOS

Random geekiness will not be tolerated.

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


Flacid penis' should not be masturbated.

Yeah....... I agree on that Misterbishi

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by wolfpac181


Ya like my neon hat MisterBishi?

Yeah I do wolfy, you the coolest!

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


I love pie party, it's teh OMP fest

what is your favorite pie anyways?

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by wolfpac181


what is the deal with pi these days?

It's still 3.14159

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


It's still free but one whore left for some fly wine

Who's the whore, and is it going to be red or white wine tonight?

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by wolfpac181


On the floor, feeling fine, I'm shaking mine tonight

You got some Wednesday night fever?

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


You got some holliday tight reefer?

colored rolling papers for every season, but I now am to retire for the night. Untill tomorrow

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by wolfpac181

when i see coloured rappers, for no reason i follow

you have some kind of black rapper fetish??

[utopian]

Originally posted by hooptieride


i ate some kind of black pepper dish
sneezing a lot then i take it?

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Utopienne

i saw jesus walking on water, he faked it

im not much of a beleiver myself actually...

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by hooptieride


Got my stuff in a leaf blower currently :D

Dangerous, yet somehow erotic.

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by MisterBishi

yes, i admire the antics of Damir Dojkic

i find him to be an oafish embarresment to what ever country he claims citizenship in, im just glad he's not an aussie citizen anymore....

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by hooptieride


I'm a newbie and a oafish embarresment to what ever country I've got citizenship in, im just glad I'm not an aussie citizen anymore, God but America is great!

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Nandragon

whinge whinge moan moan america is bollocks

well if thats how you feel....

[jack]

Originally posted by hooptieride


smell my cat now it's peeled

i'd really rather not

[nick1]

Originally posted by jack


i'd really rather not


Hi im tripping, la la la la la im writing everything down in case i forget what ive done the night before.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i said
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*slap*

[jack]

Originally posted by nick1



Hi im a pussy, la la la la la im creating enormous suction in case i forget where my punture repair kit is.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS SSSSSS i said
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSs
*fap*

you make me sick

[Chronic]

Originally posted by jack


I'm really thick

Don't put yourself down.

[jack]

Originally posted by Chronic


Don't come back to my town.

well wtf did I do to piss you off so much?

[Chronic]

Originally posted by jack


Well, wtf about Starsky and Hutch?

I always preferred Huggy Bear myself - the man had style.

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by Chronic
I always preffered shagging bears myself, panhandle style

What in a cave or back at yourplace?

[Chronic]

Originally posted by Charley Dancey


Can I shave my pubes round at your place?

If you absolutely have to, personally I prefer you with a bit of a bush.

[royale]

Originally posted by Chronic

If you absolutely have to shoot someone, make sure it's a Bush.

Good luck getting past the secret service.

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Chronic

i have a nasty case of genital herpes.


dude, too much info

[utopian]

Originally posted by hooptieride



rude, too much mint though
more garlic then?

[Govzog]

Originally posted by Utopienne

I licked a hen.

Oh GOD, thats disgusting.
What'd it taste like?

[tomsyman]

Originally posted by Govzog


Oh GOD, thats disgusting.
What'd it taste like?

I'm guessing it tasted similar to chicken.

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by tomsyman


I'm wishing I could fuck a chicken.
Yuck! will you use the egghole or what?

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by grasshopper

Ooooh! will you use the bunghole or what?

You sick puppy!

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Nandragon


I lick puppy ass!
Does it taste like chicken?

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by TomB


I like to fuck chickens on the rear

can we PLEASE get of this FOWL topic.

hee hee, fowl

[Pirate]

Originally posted by hooptieride


I fucked a cow once.

hee hee, bovine Man, I didn't know my site was populated by a bunch of sicko's

[DumHed]

Originally posted by Pirate
Man, I just got violated by a bunch of hippos

and how!

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by hooptieride


can we PLEASE screw cows this next topic.

hee hee, cow!
How do you get them to stand still?

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Pirate
Man, I'd like to be copulated by a bunch of sicko's

Poor thing, Hannah and her 4 sisters aren't working for you?

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Nandragon


My 4 sisters aren't working for you?
Are you pimping them? If so - How much

[Pirate]

Originally posted by grasshopper

Are you pumping them? If so - How hard?
I have my penis stuck in a jar. Quote that you morris dancing frog.

[DumHed]

Originally posted by Pirate

I store pens in a jar. Now I'm off to buy some clogs.

Can I borrow a pen?

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Pirate

I have my penis stuck in a jar. Quote that you massive dangling stud.
It must be a very small jar.

[Govzog]

Originally posted by grasshopper

I am currently grappling for control over my wang with a llama.

*shakes his head sadly* when will these people learn?

(now THAT'S a misquote)

[DumHed]

Originally posted by Govzog
did you just call me a bastard????

no.

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Govzog


*Yes I give head gladly* when will I get to eat sperm?


Damn, that's just nasty!!

"(now THAT'S a misquote)"
No, a misquote should be somewhat close to the actual post.

[Govzog]

Originally posted by grasshopper

Wow, I look like Darcy!!!

"(now THAT'S a mosquito)"
No, a mosquito should be somewhat more of an eccentric ghost.

I bow to thine uber-1337ness.. for now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahdashdhuahfsenieqwh#

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Govzog

i like bovines and am uber 14m3 for ever (assorted gibberish)


lots of people on this site seem to have a liking for cows

[rickbitch]

Originally posted by hooptieride



lots of people on this site seem to have a liking for cows

moo

[tomsyman]

Originally posted by grasshopper

Yuck! will you use the throat or what?

Bestial Necrophilia

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by tomsyman

be still while i grope and feel ya

Thats not how we spoke to our mothers in our day

[Chronic]

Originally posted by hooptieride
I'd fuck my mother, but I'm gay

I should think that your mother is quite glad of your homosexuality then.

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Chronic


My mother is quite glad of my tri-sexuality, I give it to her every now and then.

Geeze, u MF

[Chronic]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Chronic u sexy MF

Right back at ya babe

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Chronic


Right in my backside ya babe
If thats how you like it... - gay?

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by grasshopper

I said I was gay... that's how I like it!

You're a SUCCULENT WENCH too?

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Nandragon


you like to get ravaged on gym bench's too?

i didnt really need to know that

[peril]

Originally posted by hooptieride


I cant wait to grow old and FAT

Well, you wont be waiting long! :p

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Originally posted by peril


Don't you want my skating schlong? :confused:

No...not really

[peril]

Originally posted by ]-[Å®ÐRøçK


Please.... I'ld love it, realy!


Sorry, offer expired! :p

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Originally posted by peril



Scotty prefers Pirate

Well, we all do really don't we...

[peril]

Originally posted by ]-[Å®ÐRøçK


I'ts late at night, and I'm bored too...


Yeah, I know how you feel dude ;)

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by peril



Hey! drop that negative attitude :D

if he's tired and bored let him be

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by hooptieride


get him tied to a board and wet him for me

No way jose, I'm net getting involved in that.

[a|A]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


hell yes ! I'm getting involved in that.

I'm sure you are ... you'd never miss out on something like that

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by a|A


i'll be sure to join in if he's fat

sorry to disapoint you but im not

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by a|A


Come as you are ... you'd never miss out on a song like that

Yeah, Nirvana are pretty good. :)

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


Yeah, I give head pretty good. :)

*snickers* I suspected as much!

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Nandragon


*candle flickers in my crotch*

Please, keep it family orientated.

[a|A]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


Please, involve my family.

Nah, this is a private function

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by MisterBishi


I've also orientated my family to swinging sexual encounters

You swine!

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Originally posted by Nandragon


You're mine!

Whoa...I knew you were a bit toey Nandragon, but that just goes too far...

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by ]-[Å®ÐRøçK


Whoa...I knew you were a bit toey Nandragon, I've got to get me some of THAT!

I'm sorry, but your av and sig scare me. I don't care for men that like to dress like Marilyn Manson either....

[coreageek]

Originally posted by Nandragon


I'm sorry, but all this time, I've been lying to you. I'm not Dragoness, It is I, Tom Selleck!

Horray!

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Originally posted by coreageek


Holiday!

...celebrate...holiday...
I too agree that Madonna's music is underrated....

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by ]-[Å®ÐRøçK


...Masterbate...everyday...
I too agree that Madonna's breasts on camera is overrated....

Yeah..... let's see some Mary Kate and Ashley titties instead!

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by wolfpac181


Yeah..... let's see some hairy, fat and manly titties instead!
That is just messed up, you're fuckin' sick!

[Afro88]

Originally posted by grasshopper

I'm just messed up... and fuckin' sick!

Well, at least you're not in denial! :D

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Afro88


Well, at least you're not in the Nile:D


Yeah, those piranha are deadly.

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Afro88


Hell, I'm a priest, and this boy's been defiled!! :D
That's nothing to be proud of ya sick bastard!

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by MisterBishi



Yeah, those bananas are ready.

Monkey's food for a monkey's brain. I'll have one plz.

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Charley Dancey


I like eating monkey's brain. I'll have one with a glass of piss.

thats quite a disgusting diet you have there, but the important question is are you healthy?

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by hooptieride


thats quiet a gut busting bite I had there and my poor aunt Christines arse is filthy

If only Freud was alive today :)

[hazza]

Originally posted by Charley Dancey


i love pink floyd :)


i have a 13inch bic (lighter)

[Bostonmess]

Do you use it on your fags? :)

[hazza]

Originally posted by Charley Dancey
i sleep with fags? :)


ewwww you do what?

[utopian]

Originally posted by hazza
mmmm... gimme some o' that
err... i don't swing that way

[hazza]

Originally posted by Utopienne

I go for little kids on swings



hows the weather in qld?

[utopian]

Originally posted by hazza
wow, that heather is cool
which one? locklear or graham

[hazza]

Originally posted by Utopienne

i locked myself out of grahams bedroom again, woe is me


shit dude... maybe he doesnt want you in there afterall.

[utopian]

Originally posted by hazza
i hate shit food... maybe my cousin won't be cooking anymore.

[hazza]

i cant make that funny.... :(

[utopian]

Originally posted by hazza
my car smells kinda funny
that's because you're refuelling it with yogurt

[hazza]

Originally posted by Utopienne

whats white and cant climb up a wall?

yogurt!!

[rickbitch]

Originally posted by hazza


MAYO!!!

sheesh, everybody loves mayo.......

[hazza]

Originally posted by rickbishop


mayo is the most hated thing, EVER


Totally agree man, anyone who eats mayo must be a cow-fucker (sorry sambo :D )

[primary]

Originally posted by hazza

I AM A COW FUCKER!

I just looked down and my nipple is erect. which of course has nothing todo with cows.

[hazza]

Originally posted by primary


I erect cows nipples, which has nothing to do with my obsession for fire.

[utopian]

i can't make that funny

[hazza]

Originally posted by Utopienne
i can't make that hard


what choo talkin bout?

[utopian]

Originally posted by hazza
i am a black midget with a kidney problem
sorry to hear about that, but you still look freaky

[hazza]

Originally posted by Utopienne

I got cum in my ear, its freaky, but good


wow man... you got issues...

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by hazza



can i join in man... i got tissues...


so you two into group masturbation?

[Goat Boy]

"Hooptieride, what do you think when you see a pretty girl walking down the street?"

Originally posted by hooptieride
One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her.' The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick?

[hazza]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
"Hooptieride, what do you think when you see a little boy at your feet?"



"He better start sucking soon, or i'm gonna send him home from church early"



:D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Originally posted by hazza
:rolleyes: :mad: :cool: :D ;) :( :) :o :eek: :confused:


Smilies piss me off...

[Govzog]

Originally posted by ]-[Å®ÐRøçK


Smilies queef a lot...

Thats just plain ol' WRONG.
How does a smiley queef?

[Decker]

Originally posted by Weatherman


Probably where you left it -- inside the goatse.cx guy's lower intestine.

You do what to the inside of goats? Personally I preffer to entertain myself with women. But hey, Who's to say what's normal thesedays.

[royale]

Originally posted by Decker
I always make sure they are women goats before I entertain myself by pounding their insides. Is that still normal these days?

No, but whatever floats your boat....

[Colonel Kurtz]

Mmmmmmm...goats

[Chronic]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
Mmmmmmm...cock

I'm more of a gash man myself.

[royale]

Originally posted by Chronic
Mmmmmmm.......cock, I gnash my teeth at the thought of getting aboard one .


I get aboard ships, but maybe your way wont get me sea-sick

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by Chronic


I like to bash women and myself.


you have serious problems man.

Did you daddy ever touch you when you were young?

[Colonel Kurtz]

"Did you daddy ever touch you when you were young?"

Can we please stay away from that kind of subject...Gross is funny..that is ust extremly bad taste

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
"Did you daddy ever touch you when you were young?"

Can we please stay away from that kind of subject...Gross is funny..that just leaves an extremly bad taste in my mouth

I see that you have some issues as well.

[Chronic]

Originally posted by hooptieride


Did you daddy ever touch you when you were young?

I can't talk about it - its "our special secret"

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Chronic


I can't talk about it - its "our special secret"
I can't see any point in misquoting you.
Yer jest sick!!

[Chronic]

Originally posted by grasshopper

People laugh at my prick!!

Sorry to hear that mate, have you tried a "Penis Pump" ?

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Chronic


Sorry to hear that mate, would you like me to give your "Penis a Pump or two" ?

No thanks, I don't swing that way.

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by grasshopper


yes please! i am fantastically gay!


although im not gay myself, i support you 100%

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by hooptieride



Bravo, im gay myself, i support you 100%

You can hit on me all you want, but I'm not going to give in to your sick fantasy!

[hazza]

Originally posted by grasshopper
100% Tranny! I support you while you are riding a gay lover

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by hazza
I am as happy as a little girl!
I thought you were a little girl.

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by grasshopper

deep down im really just a little girl.


do you like candy?

[sub-kamikaze]

Polythene makes me randy
Bubble Wrap is bobbly.

[Bostonmess]

Double fap me nobbly.

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
I'm crap at Monopoly.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200

[SOC]

Wanna buy some blow? Only £200 an ounce...

[Stocking]

Originally posted by SOC
I wanna buy blow some man? Only £20 an hour...

You disgust me!:mad:

[Bostonmess]

"You dick thrust me?"

That's ok though, he's supposed to :)

[SOC]

Originally posted by Stocking
You discussed me!

Well, yes, but only the once!

[dmso12]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
"You dick thrust me?"

That's ok though, he's supposed to :)

That's playdough blow he's opposed to?

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by dmso12
That's paying dough for a blow he's opposed to?

What, theres another way ?

[primary]

Originally posted by iaidoka
Mum and dad, i'm gay

mm bacon and eggs time.

[oracle]

Originally posted by primary
mm meat and two veg time.

Don't try to hide it. We all know what you mean.

[sub-kamikaze]

Hide it! Make it bleed!
I'm an existential cowboy

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by sub-kamikaze
I'm a cowboy's exit hole.

I'm starting to worry.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
I'm snorting a lorry.

Doesn't that hurt?

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by Scythe
Doh, fat alert

think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts

[rosamund]

Originally posted by iaidoka
think of sexy doughnuts, think of sexy doughnuts

Mmmm, Rusty Brown's ring doughnuts...

[Scythe]

Originally posted by rosamund
Mmmm, Rusty Brown's ring doughnuts...

For when you go 'downtown'. :D

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by rosamund
Mmmm, Crusty Brown Dog
Nuts...
What are you planning to do with a Dog's Nuts, may I ask?

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Peregrine
Why are you probing your daughter with a dustbuster, may I ask?

There should be laws against people like you...

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by rosamund
I could kill Jaws with a shoe...
Using a Harpoon would make it easier.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Peregrine
Removing a whore's pants would cultivate disease.

Yeah, but you don't know until you try...

[oracle]

Originally posted by rosamund
Yeah, but I don't blow until it's been trounced...

Isn't it always the way

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by oracle
I quit Safeway

Yeah I wouldnt work there either

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by iaidoka
Yeah I wouldnt lick my finger


Where's it been, or should I ask?

[SamBo]

Originally posted by wolfpac181
Where's that bean, should I check my arse?

That might be a good idea

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by SamBo
I'm an idiot for killing my Skyline.

That you are.

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by SamBo
Omg wheres all the Beer?

none left - i drank it all!

[SamBo]

Originally posted by wolfpac181
Fat Llama

Where?!!!!

[kré]

Originally posted by SamBo
Where?!!!!

I'm A Bear!!!

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by SamBo
I can't drive!!!!

Back to Gran Turismo for you Tinkerbell

[SamBo]

Originally posted by cray
I have no underwear!!!

free-ballin' huh?

[kré]

Originally posted by SamBo
bar-brawlin' huh?

werd up dawg, i be smackin' bitches up with broken bottles 'n shit :cool:

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by cray
werd up dawg, i be smokin crack through baby bottles

whoa d00d i thought you were out of diapers...

[oracle]

Originally posted by BtrFly
whoa i p00d and i'm out of diapers... Shouldn't you start learning to get past that stage by now?

[SamBo]

Originally posted by BtrFly
whoa i have f00d under my windscreen wipers...

sounds messy

[Scythe]

Originally posted by SamBo
*Pounds Bessy*

You give names to the cows you rape? Sick, dude!

[King_Crud]

Originally posted by Scythe
You give lollies to the cows that rape you? Slick dude!

I prefer to be raped by goats

[Scythe]

Originally posted by King_Crud
I prefer to duct tape posts.


WTF???

[iaidoka]

how the hell do you misquote "WTF" ?

[Yuru]

Originally posted by iaidoka
how the hell do you misquote "WTF" ?

How's it smell to kiss my feet?

[LauraleeBug]

If your sig sucks ass then,

Can your ass suck cigs????

J/W :p

(No, I DO NOT have to smell your feet, your sig give you away!!! LOL)

[kré]

Originally posted by LauraleeBug
If your sig sucks ass then,

Can your ass suck cigs????

J/W :p

(No, I DO NOT have to smell your feet, your sig give you away!!! LOL)

i think you've missed the point of this thread...

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by cray
i think you've misplaced all my bread...

I hate when people do that.

[kré]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
I ate ten people through that.

through what?

[oracle]

Originally posted by cray
doo wop?

That thing.

[utopian]

Originally posted by oracle
bling bling
foh shizzity izzle mah nizzle wizz fizzle

[DrDivad]

Originally posted by oracle
fat wing.

don't make me get the stabbin' knife and stab ya

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by DrDivad
don't make me get the fappin' knife and fap ya
That shit's dangerous!

[astro]

Originally posted by Peregrine
I Shit on Danger Mouse!

Personally I preferred Banana Man, and i certainly don't want any shit involved.

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by astro
Personally I prefer a Banana, Man
Whatever floats your boat. :rolleyes:

[astro]

Originally posted by Peregrine
You'll never stroke my moat :fag:

Maybe we should talk about something else for a while, huh?

[oracle]

Originally posted by astro
Maybe we should do something else for a while, MaI don't even know where to begin.

[huwbacca]

Originally posted by oracle
I need to even out my toboggan.

Yeah i love tobogganing.

[King_Crud]

Originally posted by huwbacca
Yeah i love a good rogering

Do you give or take?

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by King_Crud
I like to use rakes.

I may never garden again...

[huwbacca]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
I prance around my garden in the rain...

thats a lovely story.

[Whiskers]

Originally posted by huwbacca
thats a lovely three storey terrace you are standing on.

But I can see up your dress!

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by Whiskers
But I love to undress!
I also want to be naked!

[gooey]

Originally posted by Peregrine
I also want to be baked!

yes, it'd be nice to be toasted now.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by gooey
yes, it's nice to be a roasted cow.


what is this thing you people have about cows!

[imp]

Originally posted by Scythe
what is this thing you people put inside cows?

It's called a rubber chicken. Now let's never speak of this again.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by imp
I called Barney Rubble a chicken. Now he never lets me lick out his chocolate den...

Eeeww, is that some kind of euphemism? You're sick.

[LauraleeBug]

Originally posted by cray
i think you've missed the point of this thread...

OK YEAH!!!! I am so totally fucken stoooooooooooooooooopid...

UH.... I miss-quoted the person above me.... DUh!

What is so totally wrong and/or Not Funny ??? about my thread as oppposed to your few lame ones??????????????///

No offense but if I don't STOP getting attacked on ZGeek by all you MEAN-muthafucken-jonny-come-lately's I'm gonna fucken spew................

So explain why ME of all ppl you are mean to because I'd like to be OH-so-smart as you and any moderator can go fuck off if they're gonna send me a warning because I'm one of the nicest & most supportive person on ZG to other so the rest of youse can just go fuck off....

/me fully expects NO ONE will read this because it will have been edited by the "powers-that-be" by then.....

But OKAY - for the record cray - yeah, you're way cool - and I'm lame... you won, you happy? :(

[Scythe]

No LauraleeBug, I say you win. I've been trying, and I can't think of any way of misquoting that. It's pretty darn clear. :)

[LauraleeBug]

Originally posted by Scythe
No LauraleeBug, I say you win. I've been trying, and I can't think of any way of misquoting that. It's pretty darn clear. :)

Yeah, well - I hope you are sincere and not pulling my fucken leg because I have PMS today and I'm in a *bad* mood.....

Dood, listen, my whole point is that I don't wanna be *RIGHT*, (unlike many ppl here) I just wanna be *HAPPY*....

Ok, If it makes me happy to come online to ZGeek and make a few jokes to lighten my day and have friends, etc., that's what I'm here for -- not to prove I'm so intellectually superior and/or cool (because I'm SO YOUNG!!! :p) so now I'm warning everybody to lay off the Bug today....

.... because I've had just about enuff... Case closed? ????

:swear:

[utopian]

Originally posted by LauraleeBug
OK YEAH!!!! I am so totally fucken stoooooooooooooooooopid...

But OKAY - for the record cray - yeah, you're way cool - and I'm lame... you won, you happy? :(
Damn, I have no way of mis-quoting this :(

[LauraleeBug]

Originally posted by utopian
Damn, I have no way of mis-quoting this :(

.... ummm.... scythe already SAID that!.... (look up!)

.... Ok, but I'M the lame-oid.................... :P

[Scythe]

Originally posted by LauraleeBug
Yeah, well - I hope you are sincere and not pulling my fucken leg because I have PMS today and I'm in a *bad* mood.....

Can't I do both at the same time? I mean, it'll let me demonstrate how intelligent and superior I am! :)

Dood, listen, my whole point is that I don't wanna be *RIGHT*, (unlike many ppl here) I just wanna be *HAPPY*....

I'm a relativist, so I don't try to pretend that my opions are 'right' in any unversal sense, just that they feel right to me. Both being right and being happy are very much relative to the person concerned. For a lot of people they seem to be the same thing. :(


Go on, try and misquote that. I dare you. :grr:

(Love that smiley. It totally sums up the way I feel most of the time.)

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by Scythe
I like feeling Mr. Happy!

That wasn't difficult at all!

[kré]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
inserting that 1kg tin of milo into my anus wasn't difficult at all!

jesus dude, spare us the details :eek:

[imp]

Originally posted by cray
jesus was a dude, He gave me green entrails :D

Did they come with matching purple suede trousers?

[utopian]

Originally posted by imp
I came in my purple suede trousers
Thank me later :cool:

[kré]

Originally posted by utopian
Spank me, Potato :cool:

didn't realise you were into that kind of thing

[SamBo]

Originally posted by cray
didn't realise you were into cheating on thingy

woah! that's not nice!

[Scythe]

Originally posted by SamBo
woah! I lick ice!

That just boggles the mind.....

[pleed]

Originally posted by Scythe
That just boggles the mind.....

My Boobies are dry......

[gooey]

Originally posted by pleed
My doobie is fly......

pass the dutchie from the left hand side

[kré]

Originally posted by gooey
grasp the trophy from the west ham side

i didn't know they had it in the first place :confused:

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by cray
i didn't know that fit in my "special place". :confused:

You're a sick man, Charlie Brown.

[utopian]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
You're a slick man, hit the town.
Yes, I can expect great results from such an endeavour.

[pleed]

Originally posted by utopian
Yes, this sandwich would be much better with some chedder.
Why do you always think of food at times like this?

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by pleed
Why do you always think of boobies at times like this?

thats just plain inappropriate...

[Scythe]

Originally posted by BtrFly
It's just raining hermaphrodites...

Quick, run for cover!

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by Scythe
hey, im a plover!!

cool - wheres my gun??