Cassa vs a Giant Mechanical Spider

[BlueBoy]

Cassa can glower with the best of them, knock an apartment building down with one kick and counts 'kittens' as one of her favourite things in the whole world. She's right up there with sharks as far efficient killing machines go.

But then again, getting stepped on by a giant mechanical spider would reduce your life expectancy quicker than drinking from that 'mystery bottle' under the kitchen sink.

Who wins?

[Movius]

giant mechanical spider all the way

[munganah]

come on thats not very fair, giant mechanical spider,can anyone beat that?
they may have had a chance if it were a giant mechanical fly,but spider no way
havent you seen "it",there was no defeating that bastard

[Blunt]

Cassa's constant whining would be the correct pitch to cause the mechanical spider to fall apart. Failing that, she could use her 'This Guy Are Sick' superpowers and get violently ill within seconds. This would in turn just shit the Mecha-Arachnid who would then go home, leaving Cassa to cough and spluter all overherself until the tumours and AIDS finally consumed her whole.


I love you, Mechanical Spider.

[ShinymetalASS]

come on thats not very fair, giant mechanical spider,can anyone beat that?

Batman.

[Cassa]

If it's a spider shaped like a daddy-long-legs I shall surely explode in fear.

[Whiskers]

I voted for Cassa.

Don't let me down.

[durus]

Cassa.
She could kill it matrix style :)

[Necron]

giant mechanical spider = arachnotron.

[Thyrd]

Cassa would just use her eye beams.

[Fuzzy Dice]

quickly, old chum! to the cass-mobile!

[locust]

The spider may appear stronger at first, but Cassa probably has the power to bring hordes of desperate Internet men against it. That swings my vote in her favour.

[munganah]

Batman.





maybe with the help of robin

[excalibur]

Sorry Cassa, but I had to go for the mechanised arachnid. it has 8 legs, you have 4 (I'm calling arms legs here for ease of comparison) It wins by a 4 count.

[Cassa]

I voted for the spider too. Mainly because I'll forfeit any such battle. I mean shit, I'm not stupid. The round will then proceed to GMS vs. BlueBoy, victory by knockout only.

[imp]

Batman.

Na na na na na na na na Batman, Batman, Leader

[Aardvark]

Cyberarachna? Spider robots? Do spiders have robots?

[Thyrd]

How come that spider is still winning? Eye beams, people!

[ewe2]

Throw Sapia at it. It will be teh power of girlz.

[Deimos]

Googlefight shows that there is no contest (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Cassa&word2=Giant+Mechanical+Spider)

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What size batteries does the spider take?

[BlueBoy]

In an interesting turn of events it's discovered that the spider runs on Cassa's misanthropy.

[Al]

Na na na na na na na na Batman, Batman, Leader
Batman's a scientist!

[imp]

Batman's a scientist!

Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Is it Batman?
No, he's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist?!
It's not Batman!


Pft... Batman's a well off bastard with daddy's money!

[ewe2]

Does the spider work out?

[Cassa]

Does the spider work out?

If the fight were a wet t-shirt contest I would totally own it.

[BlueBoy]

The spider has been known to take iron suppliments.

[ewe2]

yes but who looks better on a catwalk?

[Cassa]

Presumably the spider, as it's able to walk in a straight line.

[Deimos]

And the spider has more leg(s) to show off.

[ewe2]

But can a giant mechanical spider keep up with current fashion? Ah, see there's the problem!

[BlueBoy]

A giant mechanical spider can, with some purging, fit into a family-sized tent.

[Marshall77]

I had to go Cassa, and Mr Incredible beat the spider bot thing in the incredibles.

[ewe2]

Not much fashionable variation in spider-tentware is there? Cassa, meanwhile is looking cool and stylish in the latest wet-tshirt look.

[Uther Pendragon]

I gotta go with the giant spider here. Sorry Cassa but nobody beats Giant Mechanical Spiders, they are just too awesome

[ewe2]

Cassa there is no time to survive make your time

[Cassa]

I'll challenge the spider to a round of Headkicker 2000 anytime.

[MyPetMonkey]

come on thats not very fair, giant mechanical spider,can anyone beat that?


Will Smith beat a giant mechanical spider.... and he was just the fresh prince of belair... wearing another stupid hat....

I'm pretty sure this Cassa would have no problems, i mean if Will Smith could do it... how couldn't?

[deevil]

If the fight were a wet t-shirt contest I would totally own it.

Useless without pics! :tits:

[Dundasbro]

If the fight were a wet t-shirt contest I would totally own it.
Useless without pics (I don't care if this is a dead thread, i found it in the random polls section:D)

[BlueBoy]

Thank you for reminding me that I need to make another poll.

[Cassa]

I'm disappointed that so many of you really think I cold be felled by a mere mechanical arachnid.