I don't know what the hell I'm doing, so Zgeek please do all my work for me!

[Directed]

Yes, I have a picture of myself for all to see:

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/piratexmlfarmer.jpg

[ShinymetalASS]

...but I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!

[Directed]

This is in reference to this thread: http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=691721#post691721

[Colonel Kurtz]

ZGEEK: "Yes, Yes, we are all 4r53f4rm3r5"

tiny voice "I'm not"

[kré]

so i have a pretty big walk in shower and i usually sit down naked and let the water hit me. i know it def has enough room for 2 people. so im sitting down taking a shower and this big ma fucker almost goes on my thigh. im sorry but my dick is exposed and i do not want any spider on it, or biting it or whatever. god that was sooo nasty.

[ShinymetalASS]

Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.

[kré]

"We are plagued by numerous government surveys repeating the mantra of 'access' and 'social inclusion'" complains one of these unfortunates. The trouble is, of course, visitors to museums are largely white, middle-aged, and middle-class - which is not what the government wants to hear, but then these are the boring types who actually enjoy museums.

[Juice Biscuit]

Yes, I have a picture of myself for all to see:




Shouldn't you be busy looking for the guy that got your wife pregnant?

[kré]

My daughter, Sophie, age 5, and her friend Rosie set up a lemonade stand outside our house today to raise money for victims of Katrina and Rita. They made signs decorated with many hearts and stood behind their table on the sidewalk for two hours, waving their little hands at passing cars. We figured they wouldn't get many customers -- Miami is not a famously neighborly place -- but a lot of people stopped. Sophie and Rosie sold all their lemonade at 25 cents a cup -- quite a few customers left a dollar and said keep the change -- and they ended up making $37 for the Red Cross. They're thrilled. I'm feeling pretty good myself, having been reminded that, even though it's not always obvious, there are plenty of good people out there.

[Directed]

I was driving to work the other day when I realized I forgot my car keys. So how the hell was I driving? That was confusing.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Is it fucking meaningless day at ZGeek or something?

[Whiskers]

Is it fucking meaningless day at ZGeek or something?

Everyday is fucking meaningless day at Zgeek. I have tits lewl.

[Directed]

Only as meaningless as life itself when you realize that pirate is an ARSEFARMER!QQQQ!!@#$@!!

[Colonel Kurtz]

yay for tits

[ShinymetalASS]

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

[Conny!]

"Can i count to 3? For gods sake I'm already shooting at 5th grade level."

[Vardsy]

Everyday is fucking meaningless day at Zgeek. I have tits lewl.

I require proof

[Whiskers]

I require proof

Nude boobs will come out if I become a herpes infested scrut. For now you'll have to settle for boobs housed in a dry t-shirt.

http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=691297&postcount=15

[Colonel Kurtz]

dry boobs submitted : access denied

reason : wet boobs needed

[gyro]

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

I dont understand why I did.
Everybody else was doing it so it must be cool

[Vardsy]

Nude boobs will come out if I become a herpes infested scrut. For now you'll have to settle for boobs housed in a dry t-shirt.

http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=691297&postcount=15

Tis a fine specimen....

Please PM me once herpes infestation has taken place...

[stroakit]

someone farted in the elevator

that is all

[Sodapop]

Everyday is fucking meaningless day at Zgeek. I have tits lewl.

oh look girl on the internet talking about her bobs

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/633/attentionwhore3hk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Whiskers]

oh look girl on the internet talking about her bobs

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/633/attentionwhore3hk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I think once someone has bummed a few ciggies off you, they're not allowed to be mean to you ever again. :(

[Sodapop]

I think once someone has bummed a few ciggies off you, they're not allowed to be mean to you ever again. :( Im sorry whiskers. This is my favorite forum, FIGHT CLUB. its not GOOD BUDDIES in here, its where I come to be MEAN AND SPITEFUL. Mostly.

Appart from FYAD, but thats a diffrent site.

[Whiskers]

Im sorry whiskers. This is my favorite forum, FIGHT CLUB. its not GOOD BUDDIES in here, its where I come to be MEAN AND SPITEFUL. Mostly.



Awwwww. *hugs*