View Full Version : George W. Bush's IQ
Mr Bigglesworth
17-10-2005, 10:53 PM
Well, how high do you think it goes?
dwarfthrower
17-10-2005, 10:57 PM
Around 110... nuthin special.
EvilMuppet
18-10-2005, 12:10 AM
you diddnt provide low enough numbers. I vote for lower than the avaerage intelligance of a glass of a hobos vomit.
Perhaps a more pertinent question is, why are dumb fucks preferred as President? Why aren't the smart guys interested?
label
18-10-2005, 02:35 AM
Lower than a 1 day old amobea and that is generous.
StudMuffin
18-10-2005, 08:59 AM
nuff said (http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2004/US-Election-IQ2004.htm)
Seeker
18-10-2005, 09:45 AM
So Mr Prez, can you please show everyone your IQ?
dilligaf
18-10-2005, 11:16 AM
Lame.
samuraipizzacat
19-10-2005, 06:46 PM
I think Bush would be struggling to spell "IQ"
munganah
19-10-2005, 07:57 PM
care factor?
aboot the same as his iq
OneSwo
19-10-2005, 08:27 PM
Perhaps a more pertinent question is, why are dumb fucks preferred as President? Why aren't the smart guys interested?
Smart guys start businesses. Then make buddies with dumb presidents, and get rich off of illegal federally aquired tax dollars. (Theres a big debate that federal taxation of citizen income is illegal, based on jurisdiction. According to the way the US government was formed, the STATES are the only ones with jurisdiction to tax its citizens, but thats another whole topic)
Besides. If Mr. Bush even knew what IQ meant, I am absolutely positive that he would have a struggle and a half even pronouncing it correctly.
GutterClown
19-10-2005, 09:35 PM
Considering below 70 is classed as a mentaly retarded 3 year old, i'd go with 45....
Scumbag
20-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Gee I wonder who voted Hes the smartest man EVAR! :rolleyes:
d3kst3r
20-10-2005, 04:25 PM
Considering he can't even pronounce the word "nuclear" (he says nuculer) that would give some hint.
Elentari
20-10-2005, 04:54 PM
I see Noddy in the future of this thread
GutterClown
20-10-2005, 05:22 PM
Gee I wonder who voted Hes the smartest man EVAR! :rolleyes:
...bet z$20 it was Noddy....
That Bloke
20-10-2005, 08:50 PM
Smartest man ever would be beyond 175, Hawking is in the 280s
Z-Man
21-10-2005, 06:34 AM
I would have to go with 45, my guess would be around 80.
I mean he is smart enough to walk and speak... granted he doe not speak coherently.
And he has trouble reading of of a damn tele-prompter so naybe I should change it back to 45
Directed
21-10-2005, 09:32 AM
I would have to go with 45, my guess would be around 80.
I mean he is smart enough to walk and speak... granted he doe not speak coherently.
And he has trouble reading of of a damn tele-prompter so naybe I should change it back to 45
If your judgement on someone's intelligence is based on their ability to read a teleprompter out loud and walk and speak well, wouldn't hawking have the intelligence of a worm in the mud? As far as I can tell, he can do none of those tasks.
Z-Man
21-10-2005, 10:43 AM
If your judgement on someone's intelligence is based on their ability to read a teleprompter out loud and walk and speak well, wouldn't hawking have the intelligence of a worm in the mud? As far as I can tell, he can do none of those tasks.
You do have a point there
Though I sitill have to stick to my opinion that Bush is a moron
Nodbugger
21-10-2005, 01:48 PM
Considering he can't even pronounce the word "nuclear" (he says nuculer) that would give some hint.
Go the dictionary.com , type in the word Nuclear, and read the usage notes.
Arcainus
21-10-2005, 04:19 PM
I see Noddy in the future of this thread
Gasp! It's almost as if Elentari has some sort of clairvoyent power!
:P
d3kst3r
21-10-2005, 11:00 PM
Go the dictionary.com , type in the word Nuclear, and read the usage notes.
Nuclear
Nu-clear
New-clear
Nuculer is the retard pronounciation and is like pronouncing "clear" as "culer". However the english dictionary does make concessions for retards so its politically correct to say nuculer.
Mr Bigglesworth
22-10-2005, 12:46 AM
In all seriousness, my guess is that he is probably about 115 or so. Hes not a retard (much), hes probably just a little more intelligent than his constituents in Texas, a bunch of inbred bigoted rednecks.
That Bloke
22-10-2005, 01:21 PM
In all seriousness, my guess is that he is probably about 115 or so. Hes not a retard (much), hes probably just a little more intelligent than his constituents in Texas, a bunch of inbred bigoted rednecks.
115 would put him above nornal(I won't say average in this context), I'd not think him to be above normal, normal ranges from the low 80s to about 110, people in many of the areas that voted for him score around the low to mid 80s on average, I'd imagin Bush himself might just reach the mid 90s & this would give him that slight edge over these people.
d3kst3r
22-10-2005, 04:38 PM
George Bush smoked crack in high school.
Mr Bigglesworth
22-10-2005, 06:58 PM
George Bush does crack today ... arse crack that is.
d3kst3r
23-10-2005, 02:33 PM
That gives a new definition for the term "sniffing crack."
George W Bush asked how things were going with the latest hurricane.
'It's been a really bad storm, this one,' his adviser said. 'Three Brazillians have died.'
Bush said, 'That's really horrible.'
The journalists in the room looked at each other with astonishment, thinking, this seems to be a compassionate side to the man we haven't seen before.
Bush left the room and went up to another adviser and asked, 'How many millions in a brazillion?'
:elefant:
The Cunt
24-10-2005, 10:15 PM
George W Bush asked how things were going with the latest hurricane.
'It's been a really bad storm, this one,' his adviser said. 'Three Brazillians have died.'
Bush said, 'That's really horrible.'
The journalists in the room looked at each other with astonishment, thinking, this seems to be a compassionate side to the man we haven't seen before.
Bush left the room and went up to another adviser and asked, 'How many millions in a brazillion?'
:elefant:
"You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice."
"You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice."
try harder...:grouphug:
Boobmeister
12-04-2006, 05:20 PM
Bush..... IQ: 91
Kerry.... IQ: 128
* Retarded is considered 75-85.
http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2004/US-Election-IQ2004.htm
The link from studmuffin earlier on
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