Who really enjoys being a troll?

[The Cunt]

Seriously?

Who here would love to strut up to a forum, kick the door open and totally pwn everyone in the room.

No rules, no holds barred, no LOL's, no cunts getting all sooky because you hit them in the plums with the internet equivalent of a pool stick. Or glassed them in their ugly mug with the web version of a smashed bottle of JD.

What makes a good troll?

What are the best troll strategies?

Should there be course on trolling at community colleges? Or should it be a full blown university course with Sun Tzu's The Art of War a part of the curriculum?

Who is the worst troll here at the site?

Who is the best troll? And why?

Will George W Bush start targeting internet trolls as the next phase in his War on Terror?

Examples, samples and random outbursts are all appreciated.

[Pagey]

STFU n00b!

[excalibur]

Utopian.

This thread may now be closed.

[King_Crud]

lol

[Whiskers]

For me, there are two main variety of intersplice troll.

Both act the same way- they interject with posts that add nothing to the thread. But the key difference between the two is that one variety is funny and the other is just annoying and immature.

King_Crud does a little trolling, and the for the most part, he makes me giggle.

Cunty, you are guilty too- of being funny, so no spanks over my knee.

Someone like landmachine, however, was just plain trifling nigga.

You down?

[The Cunt]

For me, there are two main variety of intersplice troll.

Both act the same way- they interject with posts that add nothing to the thread. But the key difference between the two is that one variety is funny and the other is just annoying and immature.

King_Crud does a little trolling, and the for the most part, he makes me giggle.

Cunty, you are guilty too- of being funny, so no spanks over my knee.

Someone like landmachine, however, was just plain trifling nigga.

You down?
Down? I'm devastated.

So Landmachine would get spanks over your knee?

Where is the justice in the world?

[ewe2]

Priceless dumbfucks like Noddy don't come around every day either. He has a special talent for ignoring the relevant, zooming in on the petty and a wrongness that is truly headbuttingly obtuse. This is not, I believe, trolling for the art of it, but troll au naturel.

[Something Fast]

There's no real best trolling strategy, because there's a certain type of troll suited to a certain type of forum. One kind that'd be laughed into a shameful silence on one forum would pwn the pants off another.

The best trolls here have been unintentional.

[Whiskers]

Down? I'm devastated.

So Landmachine would get spanks over your knee?

Where is the justice in the world?

I hope you know how I really feel now.

Oh and cray can be a troll. Funny because he doesn't give a fuck.

[King_Crud]

Man that Will Ferrall is funny, I just finished watching Anchorman

[kré]

shitty thread from a shitty member.

stick to the pr0n forum, newbits.

[TheMightyPhill]

I was going to nominate cray.

The thing I appreciate most about his trolling is the indiscriminance of it. He will fuck up anyones thread at anytime and as mentioned, couldn't give a shit.

You have to respect that.

[The Cunt]

I was going to nominate cray.

The thing I appreciate most about his trolling is the indiscriminance of it. He will fuck up anyones thread at anytime and as mentioned, couldn't give a shit.

You have to respect that.
I don't respect it.

However I do embrace it.

[munganah]

I was going to nominate cray.

The thing I appreciate most about his trolling is the indiscriminance of it. He will fuck up anyones thread at anytime and as mentioned, couldn't give a shit.

You have to respect that.





his ability to throw you right of the subject and staring into the most filthiest of what the web has to offer is scary,(how does he find these sites?)

[Vardsy]

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[kré]

his ability to throw you right of the subject and staring into the most filthiest of what the web has to offer is scary,(how does he find these sites?)
the fuck are you talking about?

[King_Crud]

the fuck are you talking about?
you know, those holiday snaps of you that you posted

[Ic3]

Look we are all missing the point, we need a troll's point of view, Nodbugger, will you please answer this for us?

[Buffy]

This thread is cool :cool:

[King_Crud]

This thread is cool :cool:
that sounds like troll talk

[kré]

no, get the fuck off my bridge is troll talk

[kré]

now get the fuck off my bridge

[Pagey]

so i have a pretty big walk in shower and i usually sit down naked and let the water hit me. i know it def has enough room for 2 people. so im sitting down taking a shower and this big ma fucker almost goes on my thigh. im sorry but my dick is exposed and i do not want any spider on it, or biting it or whatever. god that was sooo nasty.

[kré]

so i have a pretty big walk in shower and i usually sit down naked and let the water hit me. i know it def has enough room for 2 people. so im sitting down taking a shower and this big ma fucker almost goes on my thigh. im sorry but my dick is exposed and i do not want any spider on it, or biting it or whatever. god that was sooo nasty.
wtf is this shit

[Haggisboy]

Post pic of guy with condom on head. Title it Johny Roberts at Work. Wait for bite.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/5/8/4/condom.jpg

[Directed]

I personally don't think cray has mastered the art of the troll yet. He is way too random. Almost like he is trying to hard. This is also noddy's downfall. Yes, noddy and cray are just too similar to each other. To truly be a good troll, you have to not try so hard. You have to naturally be able to slam someone real well. Also, it seems to me the best trolls base their trolleries on truth.

[gertie]

I'm not sure I quite get it...

[ms edeity]

Your Mom Gets It!!!111

[Holster]

every night from King Crud

[King_Crud]

McIntosh became bitter with his ex-bandmate, claiming that the only reason Marley was so successful was that his father was white. McIntosh began recording under the name Peter Tosh, and released his solo debut, Legalize It, in 1976 on CBS Records. The title track soon became an anthem for the marijuana movement and was a favorite at Tosh's concerts. As Marley preached his "One Love" message, Tosh railed against the hypocritical "shitstem," and became a favorite target of the Jamaican police. He proudly wore his scars that he had received from the beatings he endured. Always taking the militant approach, he released Equal Rights in 1977. His lyric "I don't want no peace, I want equal rights and justice!" would become a rallying cry for the world's downtrodden masses.

[MyPetMonkey]

The best troll is easily he/she that walks in and tries to take down the biggest motherfucker with all the forum stats..... who was no doubt the previous troll of the forum...

Trolls aren't generaly stupid.... nodbugger is just a tard.... not a troll....

[Something Fast]

Bad trolls are stupid. Very, very stupid. Good trolls arne't though. There's a distinction.

[kré]

I personally don't think cray has mastered the art of the troll yet. He is way too random. Almost like he is trying to hard. This is also noddy's downfall. Yes, noddy and cray are just too similar to each other. To truly be a good troll, you have to not try so hard. You have to naturally be able to slam someone real well. Also, it seems to me the best trolls base their trolleries on truth.

i was almost feeling insulted until i realised that you are from america so your opinion counts for less than shit.

[Josh]

GEORGE BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER AND THOSE THAT OPPOSE THE USA WILL ROT IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL WHILE BEING TORTURED BY SATANS MINIONS. SUCK IT HEATHENS.:metal:

My troll skills bring all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

[kré]

GEORGE BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER AND THOSE THAT OPPOSE THE USA WILL ROT IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL WHILE BEING TORTURED BY SATANS MINIONS. SUCK IT HEATHENS.:metal:

My troll skills bring all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
shut the fuck up.

[Vardsy]

My troll skills bring all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

I actually think it has more to do with your vacuum like penis sucking abilities

[Josh]

Hey guys, calm down. I've never trolled before and I wanted to try it out. I think I may have a future in it judging by the anger that I generated. Here, :grouphug: . Now, isn't that better.

[Something Fast]

Hey guys, calm down. I've never trolled before and I wanted to try it out. I think I may have a future in it judging by the anger that I generated. Here, :grouphug: . Now, isn't that better.
I'm glad that was your first attempt, because otherwise you'd have to be a really, really sucky troll. The absolute suckiest. With suction cups for hands like Cosmo from Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.

[Josh]

So, apparently the point of being a troll is not to just piss off the trolled, but to piss them off in an intelligent way. *Sigh* I need a troll mentor to show me the way. Anyone available?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

The best example of trolling would have to be something like posting an ad for bleach on a KKK site or some shit.

Actually I better just shut up. :clap:

[Josh]

The best example of trolling would have to be something like posting an ad for bleach on a KKK site or some shit.

Actually I better just shut up. :clap:


Please tell me you did this. And if so, please send me the link so that hilarity can ensue.

[Jimma]

Please tell me you're going to shut up right about nyow.

[hazza]

?????

[King_Crud]

So, apparently the point of being a troll is not to just piss off the trolled, but to piss them off in an intelligent way. *Sigh* I need a troll mentor to show me the way. Anyone available?
fuck off you big red nosed cunt

[RedMaN]

That's troll-licious!
Thread = :fag:

Needs more trolling...

[hazza]

Im walking on sunshine... woowwww im walking on sunshine.. wooowww... and dont it feel good! HEY!

[gooey]

my wife was just electrocuted by a gang rapist

[King_Crud]

400 Million Years Ago Estonia’s a balmy, equatorial land. Continental plates inch from the tropics to its current locale.
9000 B.C. Glaciers recede north. As they do, boulders laced in the melting ice tumble to the ground, accounting for the many large rocks across the land today.
3000 B.C. Estonian ancestors settle along the Baltic coast.
800-1100 A.D. Raids and counter-raids by Vikings around the Baltic Sea, including by Estonian Vikings. Estonians kidnap Norwegian Queen Astrid and her son, future King Olaf Trygvesson—sell them into slavery. Estonians destroy Sweden’s main town, Sigtuna.
1219 Danes take North Estonia; first foreign occupation.
1227 Riga-based German crusaders conquer and Christianize pagan Estonia; the Germans become landed gentry and wield huge influence for 700 years.
1346 Fed up with constant rebellions by natives, Danes sell northern Estonia to the German Teutonic Order for 19,000 silver marks. The Teutonic Order then sells the territory to the German Livonian Order a year later—for a 1,000 mark profit.
1400 Tallinn’s population is 4,000. Estonians make up 40 percent, Germans 30 percent; Swedes, Finns, Danes and Russians are also here. The main languages are Estonian and German; clergy and scholars use Latin.
1523 Reformation; Estonian first used in liturgy. First Estonian book appears in 1525.
1561 Swedes conquer Estonia, repel Russians. Social reforms; Tartu University founded in 1632.
1710 Russia conquers Estonia, though Germans retain local control. The battle with Sweden causes 80 percent of the 100,000 Tallinn population to die—mainly by starvation and the plague.
1816 Age-old system of serfdom is abolished.
1860-1885 Growing national consciousness—followed by a Czarist backlash.
1870 Petersburg-Tallinn railway finished; Tallinn becomes a major Russian Empire port. Tallinn’s population grows from 30,000 to over 100,000 in coming decades.
1905 Poor peasants vent their anger at Czarist police and Baltic Germans, who own more than half the land in Estonia.
1918 Estonians had been pushing mainly for greater autonomy within what they hoped would be a democratically-oriented Russian Empire. But after Soviet Russia’s heavy-handedness, they declare independence. Estonian forces beat back German and Soviet militaries. They’re aided at critical points by Great Britain.
1920 Against all odds, Estonia wins independence. Amid post-war economic misery and destruction, land is taken from German nobility and redistributed to the poor.
1935 Estonia becomes increasingly frantic about the threat from Soviet Russia to the east and Nazi Germany to the west. In the meantime, Estonia prospers, with GDP reaching or surpassing Nordic levels.
1939 Hitler and Stalin carve up Europe, with the Baltics said to be the Soviet sphere. Before, the Baltics were able to play Germany and Russia off each other, but they’re now virtually within the clutches of Russia—with Germany’s acquiescence.
1940 As Germany invades France, the U.S.S.R. grabs Estonia.
1941 June 14 First mass deportations by Stalinist forces, targeting the cream of society. Others dragged out of detention cells and shot.
1941 Germany occupies Estonia. Most of some 4,000 Estonian Jews flee to Russia, though some 1000 who do not are killed. According to German plans, Estonia would be repopulated with Germans and converted into a new Third Reich state stretching as far as Petersburg.
1944 Soviet occupation again; thousands flee West, others head to the forests to resist. Some anti-Soviet forest partisans engage Soviet troops in battle.
1949 More mass deportations to Siberia.
1970s The beginning of the Stagnation Era under Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev; rampant shortages and rule by jowly, gray-faced men. It was, says historian Anatol Lieven, an era of “faceless bureaucrats playing an endless game of musical chairs,” moving from the directorship of one department or factory to another.
1987 First open protests against Soviet rule.
1988 Estonian Soviet legislature declares sovereignty. The independence drive begins in earnest; it’s dubbed the Singing Revolution because rallies are peaceful and usually accompanied by singing.
1990 Soviet Estonian legislature declares a transition to independence.
1991 In January, Soviets crackdown on Baltics.
August 1991 A coup in the Kremlin unravels as quickly as it began. Two days before, it looked like the absolute worst was about to happen. But suddenly, with Moscow’s authority having collapsed, the impossible dream of restoring independence comes true literally overnight.
March 29, 2004 Estonia is accepted into NATO. It's the first time in its history to join a military alliance voluntarily.
May 1, 2004 Estonia joins the European Union.

[hazza]

thank you king_crud

[Grumblefish]

Is Elbonia even a real country?

[108]

Is Elbonia even a real country?
Hey that's the response I usually get from my favorite pickup line :o