girl shows half her bum while squatting - what will happen if I tell her?

[AVataRR]

background information:
One of mum's friends is a homestay parent to a Japanese foreign student. So me being my mother's child, and her being attached to my mother's friend, we'd meet from time to time. I think she's the biggest loser in the universe, but that's okay cuz I'm not too far behind. :p I think I like her. :p

meat:
Just this Sunday, she somehow managed to find a little kid. Her being Japanese, she was genetically programmed to squat down and play with the kawaii akachan.

Now, she is the biggest loser in the universe, but sometimes, you wouldn't know by what she wears. This time, she was wearing one of them low hip jeans that are designed to show off any tattoos you might have just above the middle of your two buttocks. Of course she didn't have any tatoos.. problem is, she still had buttocks....

Yes my fellow citizens. As she went to squat, her jeans proved to be too low hip, revealing her arse in full glory. And no, this wasn't a modest plumber bum showing a bit of acrack. Half her arse was falling out of her pants. Her being the biggest loser in the universe, she was blissfully unaware of this unintentional exposure.

situation requiring feedback:
I have since decided that I want to see more. I have also decided that it'll be hillarious to tell her exactly what happend in front of everyone. ^_^ Though I'll do through my engrish equivalent, Japanese language skills. :p What can I expect from her reaction? What opportunities will this provide me? What doors will have closed?

[dozer]

do you have a cameraphone?

[AVataRR]

Haha, yes. But it's a shit Orange phone that only goes up to 640x480 and I can't move the files from it to my PC. Or anywhere for that matter. Not that I'd post it on the web or anything.

[Cassa]

Right I'm sure you'd be overjoyed too if someone did that to you in front of a group of people :rolleyes:

[AVataRR]

Aww, I thought it'd be kewl to see the look on her face. :{ Besides, no one else can speak Japanese... not that it'd make a difference if they did, cuz the moon rays were omni directional. ^_^

[dwarfthrower]

Next time just drop an ice cube (not the rapper) down the crack.

She'll get the hint.

[Donk]

Next time just drop an ice cube (not the rapper) down the crack.

She'll get the hint.
Or park a bicycle.

[dozer]

arsu craku wa cho kawaii desu ne

[gunsella]

let me see if i've got this straight. you wanna nail this hot chick, but you also wanna embarass her...? you must choose one or the other, my friend.
if i were you i'd forgo the embarassment and get much better views of the arse and other bits.

[MyPetMonkey]

That was the most convoluted post with heaps of "i don't care" information i have ever seen.....

So the end result is you like the girl and want to tell her by embarassing her.....

Fuck man pull her hair didn't you learn anything in kindy?

[BlueBoy]

This is some wack hentai plot.

[Something Fast]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring cameraphone!
*hint hint*

[Hairyman]

Mate, if it happens again, take the chivalrous option. Cover her up with your jacket in a discreet sort of fashion. However, don't do it until at least you have gone a bit through the ice with her. That way she won't be too embarrassed and might be impressed by your thoughtfulness. The Japanese are very big on the anticipation of needs as a courtesy.

[Bifrost]

Next time just drop an ice cube (not the rapper) down the crack.

She'll get the hint.
http://www.iekenner.com/images/randoms/IceCubeInTheCrack.jpg

I think you need to just tell her - in private - that she's showing a little more than just her lower back when she crouches in those jeans. Then perhaps not that you minded, but you weren't sure if she meant to show quite that much.

[Pagey]

http://www.thespankingblog.com/images/uploads/thongsa001_spankingthumb.jpg

[locust]

Don't suppose you have any of those big jellyfish handy?

[BlueBoy]

A kiss from a Blue Bottle will ensure she gets around in a burka from now on.

[dwarfthrower]

Or some redback spiders down the old arsecrack would sort her out too.

[dozer]

a nesting funnel web?

[locust]

I was thinking of the big, harmless fellas that float about in the Swan River (and no doubt elsewhere). Turns out they're called Phyllorhiza punctata:

[King_Crud]

Hopefully she understands your Engrish because I have no idea what the fuck you are on about

[GutterClown]

Fuck man pull her hair didn't you learn anything in kindy?....+rep (Edit: "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MyPetMonkey again."...thats strange, dont remember +repping you...)


shit man, just tell her or her close girlfriend (first preferably) she better not bend that far down, or do as Hairyman said, just stand behind her, or cover her with your jacket.

two options:
be kind + be sensative = get root access.
take the piss out of her + have small laugh = no root access.

[Directed]

After reading this thread I've decided that noddy is more rational, and hazza is more polite, and Johnny Roberts is less horny. Avatarr, are you 13? OR are you just a dumbass? Are you sure its the Japanese girl that is the loser in this scenario?

[AVataRR]

Haha, I told you I wasn't that much far behind. :p