Dog Shit

[johny_roberts]

Dear dog owners,

If you dog takes a shit in a place people walk please pick it up. I have a boxer who weighs 65 pounds I know how big of a shit it is. If I can pick up his shit you can pick up your poodles shit or your great danes shit its not that hard. Hell the dog would pick his shit up if he could but he can't so you get shit detail.

From now on if I find a dog shitting without the said owner picking up before mentioned shit I will :balls: if you are a chick it will be a kick in the cunt flaps because if I step in another pile of steaming shit I am going to go ape shit.

Why this rant? I just stepped in a steaming pile of dog shit during lunch while walking my dog. The fucking shitty thing is, "I picked up my dogs shit then one minute later I stepped in a pile of shit." Now before I end this. I am not fucking blind. It was in a spot you could not see the shit and it was a small pile of shit. But the shit still stuck to my boots and now I have shitty boots.

This shit fucking shits me :mad:

Note: What shits me more was I was fucking stupid enough to post this shitty thread in the Fight club....

[Seeker]

Dog shit steppin fag.

[Davo_Dinkum]

You don't have to sorry about my dog anymore, we had him put down a week ago. :)

I too am sick of walking along and seeing piles of dog shit all over the place.

[King_Crud]

i like throwing my shit at people

[Vardsy]

Dear dog owners,

If you dog takes a shit in a place people walk please pick it up. I have a boxer who weighs 65 pounds I know how big of a shit it is. If I can pick up his shit you can pick up your poodles shit or your great danes shit its not that hard. Hell the dog would pick his shit up if he could but he can't so you get shit detail.

From now on if I find a dog shitting without the said owner picking up before mentioned shit I will :balls: if you are a chick it will be a kick in the cunt flaps because if I step in another pile of steaming shit I am going to go ape shit.

Why this rant? I just stepped in a steaming pile of dog shit during lunch while walking my dog. The fucking shitty thing is, "I picked up my dogs shit then one minute later I stepped in a pile of shit." Now before I end this. I am not fucking blind. It was in a spot you could not see the shit and it was a small pile of shit. But the shit still stuck to my boots and now I have shitty boots.

This shit fucking shits me :mad:

Note: What shits me more was I was fucking stupid enough to post this shitty thread in the Fight club....


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[Elentari]

My next door neighbours had dogs that kept coming into our yard to shit. One day mum got sick of it, so she went into the yard with a shovel, picked up the shit and threw it over the fence back into their yard. The shit hit the side of the house and stuck there.

The worse thing is, i dont think they ever noticed, becoz the shit was there for years. It was only when they moved out and had the place painted before the new ppl moved in that it got removed. I sat there and watched the painter trying to get 5 year old shit off the wall, quite amusing.

[Urban3300]

Aliens would surely think the dogs are the dominant species if they came down to earth and saw how humans are following the dogs around, picking up their excrement in little plastic bags.

[gimpieman]

people should just tie plastic bags to dog's arse's

it makes so much sense

[Urban3300]

Then they wouldn't even have to be taken out.

[FireHart]

Dogs suck.

[Seeker]

They bite first though.

Use peanut butter then they just lick.

[johny_roberts]

Dogs suck.

So does your mum but there is not a thread dedicated to it :D

I love the idea of throwing the shit at the house. Now thats just golden and a good idea. Too bad I live in apartment complex and its kind of hard to figure out which dogs shit I steped in.

I hate dog shit. Least it does not smell half as bad as Cat shit. Cat shit is the worst :barf:

[Seeker]

Cat piss is THE worst, nasty shit you can not get out ever.

[FireHart]

I've seen cat piss melt through a floor.

[johny_roberts]

Cat piss is THE worst, nasty shit you can not get out ever.

Ya what the fuck is up with cats there shit reaks there piss is death and when they puke its also fucking disgusting.... Cats I think are aliens have to be aliens.

[Seeker]

They have to be something, I've never understood why people wants cats, they eat piss shit sleep all day thn ignore you when you try to have some fun with them.

They will leave if someone else offers them better food, they have no loyalty to anything or anyone.

My cats a pain in my arse stinky little fucker.