Fucked up things George Bush has said in his life

[Mr Bigglesworth]

List of dumbass things El Bandido de la Eleccion said in 2004



#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004


I dont know why, but George is my latest object of ridicule, maybe because hes such an easy target. :fag:

[Canalien]

I've heard the sound bite of #4. Fucking hilarious, the crowd actually laughs at him.

[DCenT3]

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

Its funny to know that he never averaged over a c+ in his whole academic career. Makes you wonder if daddy had something to do with his election.

[Davo_Dinkum]

You realise the real list is 4km long.

[DCenT3]

I've heard the sound bite of #4. Fucking hilarious, the crowd actually laughs at him.

Here ya go, laugh your head off. (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2646755?htv=12)

[Yogi]

I like the internets.. still Americas just as fucking dumb for keeping him.

[OneSwo]

List of dumbass things El Bandido de la Eleccion said in 2004



I dont know why, but George is my latest object of ridicule, maybe because hes such an easy target. :fag:

Best thing about it is, he'll never let you down. That guy has a continuous stream of bullshit and stupid flying out of his ass. So, if you can interpret it, youve got funnies :)

[Arcainus]

The sad thing is that he has a team of speech writers, and he still comes out with that shit..

I'm starting to fear that he might not even be impeached at this rate.

[rbranson]

Talk about a perpetually-renewable resource -- there are lots more where those came from.

Take for instance, Dubya's statements about New Orleans, best depicted by the following images (click to enlarge):

http://img101.imagevenue.com/loc183/th_bb0_new_orleans01.jpeg (http://img101.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc183&image=bb0_new_orleans01.jpeg) http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc208/th_8c1_new_orleans02.jpeg (http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc208&image=8c1_new_orleans02.jpeg)

[Arcainus]

http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc208/th_8c1_new_orleans02.jpeg (http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc208&image=8c1_new_orleans02.jpeg)
That was quite possibly the best picture I've ever seen. Now if you excuse me, I must go change my pants.

[Arcane1]

The sad thing is that he has a team of speech writers, and he still comes out with that shit..

I'm starting to fear that he might not even be impeached at this rate.
Bush will never be impeached as long as the average IQ and concern of the American public ranks somewhere near luke warm to room temperature.

In all reality, Bush is a very good speaker. There are a lot of indicators that he only "dumbs" down his speeches to connect with the already "Dumbed Severely" Americans. Sad theory, but very probably true.

[Nodbugger]

Its funny to know that he never averaged over a c+ in his whole academic career. Makes you wonder if daddy had something to do with his election.

C+ at Yale, he got A's in high school.

[johny_roberts]

C+ at Yale, he got A's in high school.

Ya I guess Yale would be a lot harder than fucking High School you dimwit.

you dont put on your resume A's in High School C+ (not even a fucking B-) in college.....

WOW

[Nodbugger]

Ya I guess Yale would be a lot harder than fucking High School you dimwit.

you dont put on your resume A's in High School C+ (not even a fucking B-) in college.....

WOW

It isn't like he spent his time studying. He is the only president with an MBA though.

[johny_roberts]

It isn't like he spent his time studying. He is the only president with an MBA though.

Still Nodbugger you can not compare High School with yale plus that last comment "he did not spend his time studying" scares me since all he did was drink and coke up. Hell I did the same thing in college but got a 3.6 (not yale I know)

Hey did you get accepted yet to that millitary school yet?

[ezer]

if noddy is not accepted into officer, will he join regs?

[Nodbugger]

if noddy is not accepted into officer, will he join regs?

Like I said, I have already been accepted to colleges with ROTC programs. I'm just waiting for West Point to start sending stuff out, which is still in several months.

BTW-

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1615780/

[Arcainus]

Actually arcane, I never really considered taht until just know. You mean he may be dumbing things down to appeal to the ignorant masses, to secure his position in power...It'd be brilliant if it's true. I may have just developed a sort of..respect for the warmongering bastard...


I feel dirty all of a second.

[Arcane1]

Like I said, I have already been accepted to colleges with ROTC programs. I'm just waiting for West Point to start sending stuff out, which is still in several months.

BTW-

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1615780/
Ummm... Helllo nod-fuck, nearly every college in the US has an ROTC program. If I am correct, all State schools have to. That isn't a real big accomplishment to brag about.

Just to really frost your little ass, my Freshman year I was in ROTC. Yep, cut off over 12" of hair and joined up as a challenge from a friend of mine that was a year ahead. I stayed in long enough to get all their tests taken and evaluations plus a few exercises. Even had fun doing the "guard at the football games" thing. When they offered me the full scholarships, and wanted me to apply to... (ready Noddy?) Westpoint, I laughed and walked out.

Best part of the experience? I got to keep the gloves, coat and the boots. The gloves (with liners) were the best motorcycle gloves I have ever had.

So this proves that even a druggie hippy fuck can get into ROTC and be asked to go to West Point. And that was 20+ years ago.

I have a lot of respect for those in the Military. It is people like Noddy that want to be in it for reasons like Noddy's that make me want to puke.

[Aardvark]

I propose that all posts about George W be automatically consigned to The War forum. Infact, I would go so far as to demand a filter be put in place that automatically moves all posts featuring the words "George", "Bush" and, quite possibly, "W" to said forum.

[Arcane1]

I propose that all posts about George W be automatically consigned to The War forum. Infact, I would go so far as to demand a filter be put in place that automatically moves all posts featuring the words "George", "Bush" and, quite possibly, "W" to said forum.
That immediately removes the option of putting any of the GW Bush posts in the "Humor" section. More accurately, the "Sick Humor" section.

If he is really that stupid, or if he is acting, which one is more fucked up for the "Leader of the Free World"?

[Aardvark]

Free world is a misnomer.

Considering that the natural, free state of man is to roam around in caves and forests, eating fruit and wearing fur, I for one accept our corporate overlords as the economic masters they truely strive to be, in exchange for television with 500 channels and nothing on, a world-wide information network that is 99% porn and pirated media, 3AM fried food that causes me to grow fat and sickly and obtrusive advertisments as far as the eye can see. Because I know, as all know deep in their black, twisted little hearts, that this current state is self-destructive. Within my lifetime, the system will fall apart at the seams and I'll be there, sitting back, popcorn in hand, enjoying the show, right up until the mobs turn on the camera crews and/or kill the feed cables. The cunts

[johny_roberts]

I propose that all posts about George W be automatically consigned to The War forum. Infact, I would go so far as to demand a filter be put in place that automatically moves all posts featuring the words "George", "Bush" and, quite possibly, "W" to said forum.

how about the WOW forum since that forum is :fag: and slightly retarded anyways

[Aardvark]

I hear they're doing one of those major type wow quests where you have to go to the Washington area and wipe out Republicans, then fight the hideous Bush, who uses psychic waves of stupid to disable spellcasters and sends in the black marines to get chomped up by your melee classes while he goes on holidays back to his ranch.

[Arcane1]

Free world is a misnomer.

Considering that the natural, free state of man is to roam around in caves and forests, eating fruit and wearing fur, I for one accept our corporate overlords as the economic masters they truely strive to be, in exchange for television with 500 channels and nothing on, a world-wide information network that is 99% porn and pirated media, 3AM fried food that causes me to grow fat and sickly and obtrusive advertisments as far as the eye can see. Because I know, as all know deep in their black, twisted little hearts, that this current state is self-destructive. Within my lifetime, the system will fall apart at the seams and I'll be there, sitting back, popcorn in hand, enjoying the show, right up until the mobs turn on the camera crews and/or kill the feed cables. The cunts
Im using the term because it is the moniker that he is described by in most publications. Whether or not we are really "free" in any way shape or form is agreeably another entire issue.

And if you live in the US, "free" is definately a concept under assault.

[Aardvark]

I remember a russian being interviewed by an american, telling him how wonderful the USSR was, that they had freedom of press. The american says, "But you've only got one news paper", to which the russian replies, "Yes, one news paper owned by all the people, instead of a hundred news papers owned by two people"

Anyone know when/where/why this was?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I propose that all posts about George W be automatically consigned to The War forum. Infact, I would go so far as to demand a filter be put in place that automatically moves all posts featuring the words "George", "Bush" and, quite possibly, "W" to said forum.

Blah blah blah ..... lets move the G. W. Bush stuff to the War Forum, the sexually explicit stuff to Pron and the politically-correct ultra-leftist shite to Death Row. Would there be anything left on Zgeek?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

BTW-

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1615780/

Someone call the CIA, Noddy just committed treason.

Its going to to be a butt-fucking bonanza for you, bucko.

[label]

Dubya has professional speach writers, FUCK that has got to be something you do not want to put on your CV with all the shit he comes out with. Would you admit you wrote that crap for him.

[Aardvark]

Of course there would (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=6923)