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Sharkfin
22-10-2005, 07:30 PM
Does any one have a story about how they were rescued by an angel? I would love to here it.
Let me start with my own.
I was about 6 or 7 years old at the time, I was playing in the front yard, and my Dad was on the front porch, trying out a new slingshot he had just bought. Now this was on “kid’s toy” slingshot; this was one of the heavy-duty kind with the wrist brace, and a rubber band that pulls all the way back to your shoulder. Anyway, he was shooting it across the street into the woods at what he thought was a good angle away from me, but unfortunately he put a flat rock in the sling, so that when he shot it, it sliced to the side and was going strait for my head. I remember my head getting pushed to the side and hearing the stone whistle past my ear. Even to tell the storey now gives me goose bumps.
That Bloke
22-10-2005, 07:47 PM
I nearly needed rescuing from a grown up "angel baby"(well I'm betting they were anyway) once, that's about it.
Pagey
22-10-2005, 07:49 PM
oops, I thought this was "anal requests"
MyPetMonkey
22-10-2005, 08:15 PM
You'll need an angel to rescue you from the responses you're going to get to this thread..... I can just see it...
Sure you didn't just trip
I think someone took a wrong turn...
frednurk
22-10-2005, 10:21 PM
For those who have had such an experience- or are blessed with the intelligence to acknowledge that such events may be possible- ............ no explanation is necessary.
To the others... no explanation is possible.
Do you think you know everything?
I don't.
Guest.
22-10-2005, 10:32 PM
Does any one have a story about how they were messed up in the head? I would love to here it.
Let me start with my own.
I was about 6 or 7 years old at the time, I was playing naked in the front yard, and my Dad was on the front porch, sporting an errection, trying out a new cock ring he had just bought. Now this was'nt a “kid’s toy” cock ring; this was one of the heavy-duty kind with the wrist brace, and a rubber band that pulls all the way back to the base of your wang. Anyway, he was shooting spunk across the porch at what he thought I could'nt see, but unfortunately he couldnt contain himself any longer, so that when he was shooting off, his spunk shot to the side and was going strait for my head. I remember my head getting pushed to the side and hearing the spunk whistle past my ear. Even to tell the storey now gives me goose bumps.
Dude, you and your family are sick fucks. Who the hell plays naked in the front garden?
Get the fuck off my interweb.
frednurk
22-10-2005, 10:37 PM
And such is the mirth that is Zgeek.
Pissing myself.
Haggisboy
22-10-2005, 10:47 PM
Dude, you and your family are sick fucks. Who the hell plays naked in the front garden?
Get the fuck off my interweb.
Back off there big boy. I suggest you take your dysfunction elsewhere. The guy's posted a discussion topic that's at least as credible as the various scat threads and useless polls. If you don't like it, then just bugger off and spare us the slagging posts.
Haggisboy
22-10-2005, 11:01 PM
remember my head getting pushed to the side and hearing the stone whistle past my ear.
Was anyone standing beside you at the time?
There's actually a lot of such tales out there. Generally the "angel" as such is a mysterious person who was never noticed before the incident, and is in the right moment at the right time to save a person from peril, and who then equally mysteriously slips away into a crowd.
Angelic? Paranormal? A simple do-gooder who eschews the limelight? Maybe. But no matter how you slice it, it's eerie.
When I was a kid (somewhere under age 10) I was visiting cousins in Vermont and we went to a swimming hole that was the reservoir of a small dam that had long ago cracked open and created an artificial waterfall.
The reservoir pool was relatively safe, unless you foolishly swam too far out to get caught in the spillage current heading for the break, which I did.
I still remember the helpless feeling of struggling against the current, intermittently being dragged under, and not being able to do anything about it except scream at the top of my lungs.
Then, seemingly out of nowhere, I floated by this tall guy who grabbed my arm and yanked me to shore. I only got a fleeting, watery-eyed look at the guy. And when I had spit out the swallowed water, calmed down and caught my breath on shore, I couldn't figure out who the guy was, and he certainly wasn't standing around to see if I was ok.
It still creeps me out thinking about it.
King_Crud
22-10-2005, 11:05 PM
Haggis, that's a weird story. I'm more used to people pushing me into dangerous situations so they can see my bloody death
That Bloke
22-10-2005, 11:07 PM
Sometimes are reflex action can feel like an outside force, I'e found over time that even carrying out tasks at my job feel as though I'm switched off & another force drives my body.
Guest.
23-10-2005, 02:41 AM
Hey, I was having a laugh don't take it too bloody seriously. If it was meant for a discussion, then it would of been in the 'serious discussion' area of the forums and I would not of responded in the manner that I did. I'm not in the habbit of 'slagging' people off.
Something Fast
23-10-2005, 02:50 AM
oops, I thought this was "anal requests"
I read it as anal rescues.
I was wondering whether it was about people being rescued from buttsecks, or buttsecks delivering them from harm...
jambo
23-10-2005, 02:55 AM
I'm not in the habbit of 'slagging' people off.
Shame. You're good at it.
Haggisboy
23-10-2005, 03:09 AM
Hey, I was having a laugh don't take it too bloody seriously. If it was meant for a discussion, then it would of been in the 'serious discussion' area of the forums and I would not of responded in the manner that I did. I'm not in the habbit of 'slagging' people off.
Point noted. Besides, you've given me rep in the past so I shouldn't bite the hand, yadda yadda.
Still, not all discussions have to go in the discussion forum, and not everything in the general forum has to be flippant.
Far too often I see new faces sign on to ZGeek, take the bold step of posting a reply, or the even bolder step of starting a thread, only to have the peanut gallery here slag the individual with (seemingly) sarcastic or obnoxious replies. Sure you, or others may only think you're being funny, but to the other person who is new, it often comes across as assholic. Which, in turn, gives them a negative impression of this site.
It happened to me. Of course, I can be an even bigger prick than most here so you're all stuck with me.
When in doubt, use smilies.
Guest.
23-10-2005, 03:18 AM
Point noted. Besides, you've given me rep in the past so I shouldn't bite the hand, yadda yadda.
Still, not all discussions have to go in the discussion forum, and not everything in the general forum has to be flippant.
Far too often I see new faces sign on to ZGeek, take the bold step of posting a reply, or the even bolder step of starting a thread, only to have the peanut gallery here slag the individual with (seemingly) sarcastic or obnoxious replies. Sure you, or others may only think you're being funny, but to the other person who is new, it often comes across as assholic. Which, in turn, gives them a negative impression of this site.
It happened to me. Of course, I can be an even bigger prick than most here so you're all stuck with me.
When in doubt, use smilies.
Hand not bitten. Understand the point you make.
King_Crud
23-10-2005, 02:16 PM
I read it as anal rescues.
I was wondering whether it was about people being rescued from buttsecks, or buttsecks delivering them from harm...
it's the church saving you from gay disease
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28799
d3kst3r
23-10-2005, 02:19 PM
I thought what Guest. said was pretty funny. Dam this politically correct society.
That Bloke
23-10-2005, 02:21 PM
It wasn't anything to do with political correctness, what was prongery in the old days is still prongery now.
Aurelius
23-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Guest was funny.
Everyone else chill out.
As for the weirdo who believes in angels.... what the fuck? Where are you? Planet Krypton??
d3kst3r
23-10-2005, 02:33 PM
I think the guy who believes in angels obviously dodged the rock. Somehow his childhood memories caused him to believe an angel pushed his head out of the way.
Happy Camper
23-10-2005, 03:53 PM
Wow, Zgeek is becoming more tolerant ! We made it all the way to post 19 with out shitting on Christianity. WTF ?!
d3kst3r
23-10-2005, 03:58 PM
Wow, Zgeek is becoming more tolerant ! We made it all the way to post 19 with out shitting on Christianity. WTF ?!
Don't say that I didn't try.
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