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Seeker
23-10-2005, 08:59 AM
Caught Mr Roberts at his day job.

label
23-10-2005, 09:01 AM
LOL! Dont knock JR is showing entrepreneurial (sp?) initiative. I think that should be commended. Good on ya Johnny

Siamhie
23-10-2005, 09:09 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Seeker again.

rbranson
23-10-2005, 09:28 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Seeker again.

You've got that right.

Seeker just planted a seed for another one of his classic tirades with Jhony Roberts -- I have a feeling it's going to get hilariously nasty. :gun:

Seeker
23-10-2005, 09:38 AM
Hey caught him at his part time job!!

label
23-10-2005, 09:46 AM
ROFL, now that is scraping the bottom of the barrel... Johnny have some dignity stick to the day job

Seeker
23-10-2005, 09:55 AM
I urge all zgeekers to catch Mr Roberts in action, I think the best one should win some zcash...he's a dirty bugger so there should be countless situations to find him in.

Munchkin
23-10-2005, 10:07 AM
If that was really johny_roberts, then I'm pretty certain there would be a tit/pussy picture on that cardboard placard he's holding, cus he's such a dirty boy :jizz:

Siamhie
23-10-2005, 10:11 AM
crack kills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

johny_roberts
23-10-2005, 11:40 AM
Dammit Seeker I know I promised not to post any of your weddiing pictures but you leave me no choice. Plus when I promised I had my fingers crossed and I believe that makes it OK.

Just a little heads up to the folks. It was a pleasant wedding I almost shedded a tear during the whole affair. But this picture was one of the best from the Wedding you can see the love in both there faces.

Enjoy :laughing:

Seeker
23-10-2005, 11:42 AM
I would just like to say I am on the right.

Shed a tear?

You did, before, during and after we anally gang raped you.

johny_roberts
23-10-2005, 11:48 AM
I would just like to say I am on the right and I trully love that bitch but I do miss the daily fat cock and the Semen diet that I have lived on for years.

Shed a tear?

You did, before, during and after I had the threesome with my wife and the that other bitch .

Forgot about the other chick you fucked at the wedding your wife is kinky...

eeefreak
23-10-2005, 11:50 AM
is he actually going to put his right index finger up that child in the blue shirt's arsehole??

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/beavis.db/P3040005.JPG

Seeker
23-10-2005, 11:52 AM
Forgot about the chick I fucked at the wedding too much beer made my mother look pretty damn hot

Yeah she seemed nice, at least outside with the windows shut and the doors shut.

That pic reminds me I'm off to Kmart shortly to see your family.

Remember Mr Roberts to much :anal: gives you strange puss like sores on your bits, choose your men carefully.

Seeker
23-10-2005, 11:53 AM
is he actually going to put his right index finger up that child in the blue shirt's arsehole??

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/beavis.db/P3040005.JPG

Answer the man Johny.

johny_roberts
23-10-2005, 11:56 AM
Answer the man Johny.

Is this a trick question? Its your dad and your picture as a kid. So I am going to say Yes.

Seeker
23-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Is this a question? Its obvious to all that its me with the family last summer, So I am going to say Yes.

At least you are honest when it comes to the children, was the summer picnic good? looked finger licking good from your family photo.

gyro
23-10-2005, 05:27 PM
The Next Day

Seeker
23-10-2005, 05:29 PM
Poor Mr Roberts....very poor it looks like.

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 05:34 PM
i could spend ages rearranging the letters in that guy's sign to read "seeker's a fag", but instead i'll just say "seeker's a fag".

Seeker
23-10-2005, 05:36 PM
I didn't hear you complaining about it last night.

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 05:39 PM
nice one fucko. i know you are, but what am i?

untill you provide pr0n and amusement at the level of chairman roberts, stfu.

d3kst3r
23-10-2005, 05:45 PM
More pics please, this is cracking me up. :D

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 05:50 PM
http://tinypic.com/eughs7.jpg
seeker's dream gal.

oooo yeah, shake it fatty!

Seeker
23-10-2005, 05:57 PM
If you can't spot a friendly game of one upmanship then thats your fucking problem you tool.

Until you get a sense of humour you need to stfu.

Thanks for the pic by the way, will jerk off to it later.

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 06:05 PM
careful n00b. fast inflating egos make baby jesus cry.

and so does that fact you lack a penis.

Seeker
23-10-2005, 06:06 PM
Careful?

Of what? You coming over to kick the shit out of me?

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 06:11 PM
careful, cause im right next door in your parent's bedroom. damn, this high speed wireless connection you got means i can surf the internet whilst im balls deep in your mum.

Seeker
23-10-2005, 06:14 PM
It's good to see you have a foot in reality.

Give me a second I'll pop over with your meds.

Seeker
23-10-2005, 06:15 PM
This thread has been tainted by the essence of tool....such a shame really.

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 06:17 PM
jesus bitch, take a little heat before you start to cry.

why is everyone here so damn soft nowadays?

fighting and bitching earns respect!

Seeker
23-10-2005, 06:19 PM
No crying here old bean just trying to raz you....is raz even a real word?

Anyway seriously...thanks for the pic I will jerk off to it later.

Seeker
23-10-2005, 06:22 PM
Oh yeah and next time I promise to give you a reach around, not doing so seems to make you grouchy.

rayjayjohnson
23-10-2005, 07:07 PM
can you have a shower next time too?

Seeker
24-10-2005, 02:57 AM
Jesus. You're starting to sound like Johny Roberts now, don't make me dump your arse.

Seeker
24-10-2005, 03:02 AM
Hey Johny, I think I found where you live man!

Don't go any where I'm coming over..........your back.......boom tish.:anal:

Seeker
24-10-2005, 10:00 AM
Presenting to you all.....Johny "camel toe" Roberts!!!

label
24-10-2005, 10:11 AM
Seeker, I don't think Johnny would appreciate you ousting him like that. He may feel that when he is ready to unleash his new look onto the world that is his call to make, by denying him that pleasure I am awfully disappointed in you.

Seeker
24-10-2005, 10:29 AM
Shit....I didn't think of it like that.

OK how about the time he went to the hospital?

Haggisboy
24-10-2005, 11:19 AM
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/5/8/4/girlsandcars_thumb.jpg It's time for you pillow biters to STFU and become men. Real men, and not the poncy bone smokers you've become. Regain your manhood, I say. All it takes is one simple click on the link. (http://media.saait.net/media.php?wm=girlsandcars.wmv)

Seeker
24-10-2005, 12:24 PM
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/5/8/4/girlsandcars_thumb.jpg It's time for you pillow biters to STFU and become men. Real men, and not the poncy bone smokers you've become. Regain your manhood, I say. All it takes is one simple click on the link. (http://media.saait.net/media.php?wm=girlsandcars.wmv)

Nice Mr Haggis, very very nice.

In regards to :anal: please see rep whores thread.

rayjayjohnson
24-10-2005, 12:35 PM
bwhahahahaha, bone smokers. well done.

rayjayjohnson
24-10-2005, 12:36 PM
Shit....I didn't think of it like that.

OK how about the time he went to the hospital?
fuck me, there appears to have been a reasonable amount of dental work going on there, and i'm not talking about the oral-b action.

rbranson
24-10-2005, 04:56 PM
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/5/8/4/girlsandcars_thumb.jpg It's time for you pillow biters to STFU and become men. Real men, and not the poncy bone smokers you've become. Regain your manhood, I say. All it takes is one simple click on the link. (http://media.saait.net/media.php?wm=girlsandcars.wmv)

That was 9 min., 5 sec. of eye candy and I enjoyed every little bit.

I definitely have to pay more attention to women who are gassing up -- what have I been missing.

And Alexa's naturals are just what the doc ordered.

Radar Love playing in the background, was a nice touch in the second half of the vid.

Nicely done. :elefant:

johny_roberts
27-10-2005, 08:13 AM
Damm Seeker you look like shit..... must be to much :anal: :fu:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/inbred.jpg

Seeker
28-10-2005, 04:02 AM
Yeah it seems to be some kind of allergic reaction to eating out your sister.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7931/missitaly3br.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

rbranson
28-10-2005, 04:37 AM
Seeker and Jhony Roberts -- I just lost my lunch.

Dudes, this stuff belongs in the circus of freaks, not here.

Other than that, there isn't a better show on this site than watching both of you duke it out.

Not to mention, you guys have this feud going over several threads. Will you ever run out of material? :elefant:

label
28-10-2005, 04:44 AM
I hope not, they crack me up. I seriously think they only post after a 'tiff, me hopes theres another one soon.

rbranson
28-10-2005, 04:50 AM
I hope not, they crack me up. I seriously think they only post after a 'tiff, me hopes theres another one soon.

I dunno, but they seem to have been relentless in the last 2 weeks in particular.

One of them is always upping the ante -- how did this thing start, anyway?

Seeker
28-10-2005, 04:52 AM
Mr Roberts was born, thus offending my good nature.

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/5937/f13849qc.th.jpg (http://img482.imageshack.us/my.php?image=f13849qc.jpg)

rbranson
28-10-2005, 04:56 AM
Mr Roberts was born, thus offending my good nature.

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/5937/f13849qc.th.jpg (http://img482.imageshack.us/my.php?image=f13849qc.jpg)

Maybe I shouldn't have asked. :laughing:

label
28-10-2005, 05:06 AM
I dunno, but they seem to have been relentless in the last 2 weeks in particular.

One of them is always upping the ante -- how did this thing start, anyway?

It is hilarious though.......

rbranson
28-10-2005, 05:11 AM
It is hilarious though.......

I wonder ... are these guys paid by zGeek?

Are they plus-repping each other behind the scenes?

Is it like wrestling matches, where stories and outcomes are planned ahead?

Conspiracy theorists wanna know. :order:

Seeker -- what happened after Jhony Roberts was born? We have to get to the bottom of this. :elefant:

Seeker
28-10-2005, 05:16 AM
Well sadly his mother became a hooker, and couldn't pay the bills.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7620/syourdysfunction0ju.th.jpg (http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=syourdysfunction0ju.jpg)


Johny went into denial and now spends all his time surfing the web.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7350/att000023xl.th.jpg (http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att000023xl.jpg)

You had to ask didn't you.

rbranson
28-10-2005, 05:23 AM
You had to ask didn't you.

Errrr ... did I want that level of detail ...

:rrofl:

label
28-10-2005, 05:26 AM
Errrr ... did I want that level of detail ...

:rrofl:
Yep, we should have a storyboard where Seeker & JR can post the events leading up to the tiff....


I think they secrectly do more than +rep each other, especially from references of the :bj: :anal: that they post.

rbranson
28-10-2005, 05:37 AM
Johny went into denial and now spends all his time surfing the web.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7350/att000023xl.th.jpg (http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att000023xl.jpg)



Now that I've regained my composure, how could the above pic represent Jhony?

I mean, his avatar suggests that he frequents luscious babes -- surely, it can't be him.:confused:

What else can you tell us? (I have a feeling I'm going to regret this even more)

Seeker
28-10-2005, 05:59 AM
Well it started going down hill when he came home one day and found his father dead, slumped over the computer after watching too much gay porn.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1926/howlon15tr.gif (http://imageshack.us)

He couldn't handle the fact that his father was checking out gay porn without him so he turned to the drink.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6042/dayafter319qk.th.jpg (http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dayafter319qk.jpg)

Tired of being the brunt of all his homophobe friends he decided to head out into the world alone, and become the best clown the world had ever seen!

Sadly all didn't go as he had planned.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6015/hardtimes6wx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tail between his legs he returned home to complete his wood work class and create the one thing he loves more than anything else in the world.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8017/woodie4eg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

More to come on the life story of Johny the Roberts.

rbranson
28-10-2005, 06:09 AM
But Seeker, how come you have access to so much of Jhony's personal library? Surely, you and him must have been good friends at some point.

And, why would you keep so much material on someone you despise? :elefant:

We need Jhony's version of the facts, before we can arrive at a definitive opinion.

etherealchild
28-10-2005, 07:21 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Seeker again.

rbranson
28-10-2005, 07:38 AM
Well it started going down hill when he came home one day and found his father dead, slumped over the computer after watching too much gay porn.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1926/howlon15tr.gif (http://imageshack.us)



Man, his father died of Wiggulus Mortis?

You hear stories of men dying in hospitals, with their posts up as a final salute.

But, to be able generate latent motion in a casket, now that is legendary. :hail:

How much of his dad's abilities would you say Jhony inherited?

AntZ
28-10-2005, 07:38 AM
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5186/capacity6py.jpg

First I want to say Seeker stop being a useless postwhoring ...
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/9271/troll4wt.jpg
Now get on your bike and leave...
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1886/sheeponbike8ei.jpg
I know I am being one of these at the moment...
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3992/obvious1nt.jpg
But the way you are going on about little johnny, we know...
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5463/homo9jm.jpg
Some may say at this point that you are...
http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/2623/stallowned5rc.jpg
And this clears that topic all the way up...
http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/6691/owned5hn0pp.jpg
Now will you please...
http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/1415/3etjp4fz.jpg

johny_roberts
28-10-2005, 07:38 AM
tsk tsk people never trust the Seeker of the :anal: Ya cant trust a cum gurgling :fag:

Let me tell you the events that lead to his demise and eventual trolling of Zgeek...

It first started with his birth. Even then the family knew he was going to like the cock....

rbranson
28-10-2005, 07:44 AM
tsk tsk people never trust the Seeker of the :anal: Ya cant trust a cum gurgling :fag:

Let me tell you the events that lead to his demise and eventual trolling of Zgeek...

It first started with his birth. Even then the family knew he was going to like the cock....

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's Jhony!

http://www.nndb.com/people/419/000022353/42-3870-sm.jpg

johny_roberts
28-10-2005, 07:47 AM
his parents knowing that there :fag: son would have a rough life got him a dog. Such a cute dog but Seeker being the deviant that he is had to :anal: the poor beast. I present the after and before picks of the mutt....

rbranson
28-10-2005, 07:49 AM
Oh man, is this thread ever degenerating. :laughing:

johny_roberts
28-10-2005, 07:58 AM
After the dog passed away the parents were :confused: and Seeker was more randy than ever but no one wanted to hang out with him so he turned to a life of drugs and :jerkit: with the occasional :anal: when he needed drugs and could not afford them.

Seeker
28-10-2005, 08:19 AM
I love it when the old timers come to the aid of lil Johny.

Antz I don't see how your post would make you think you own me, I think the only thing you own is a vibrating vag.

So without wasting another minute, spin the wheel and guess what I'm thinking.

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5230/wheelstfu0kz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

johny_roberts
28-10-2005, 08:23 AM
But things turned out for Seeker for the best. He still loves the :anal: dont get me wrong on that and the occasional dog gets it also:anal: but he found his honey and what a find she was.............

rbranson
28-10-2005, 08:27 AM
But things turned out for Seeker for the best. He still loves the :anal: dont get me wrong on that and the occasional dog gets it also:anal: but he found his honey and what a find she was.............

Jhony, that butt-drilling emoticon is doing overtime.

Are there not points in Seeker's life when he wasn't humping anyone, any animal or thing?

label
28-10-2005, 08:27 AM
Are we getting closer to how you two got together?

rbranson
28-10-2005, 08:29 AM
Are we getting closer to how you two got together?

From the look of things, they seem to have found something in common when they simultaneously accused each other of being butt-drillers and bringing up the emoticons to prove it. :order:

johny_roberts
28-10-2005, 08:43 AM
Jhony, that butt-drilling emoticon is doing overtime.

Are there not points in Seeker's life when he wasn't humping anyone, any animal or thing?

nope.....he learned it from his dad (Seeker also has a fondness for pink rabit ears what a :fag:)

AntZ
28-10-2005, 08:47 AM
Did I forget to mention that even God is telling you to fuck off?
http://img414.imageshack.us/img414/2563/carinahst0fy.jpg

Seeker
28-10-2005, 09:43 AM
I have it under good advisement that it relates to you actually.

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/607/middle20finger20cloud4ow.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Seeker
28-10-2005, 09:53 AM
Are we getting closer to how you two got together?

We met when Johny's father decided the toilet was to far to go.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6738/7350143os.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Needless to say my car didn't want to work any more so Johny's girlfriend offered me a lift.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/1966/carshocks9ga.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Seeker
28-10-2005, 09:59 AM
Johny asked if I wanted to hang around but when I saw what he had in mind I kindly refused and left.

Looks like imageshack didn't like that pic.

rbranson
28-10-2005, 11:06 AM
We met when Johny's father decided the toilet was to far to go.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6738/7350143os.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



This is probably one of the funniest images I have ever seen. :laughing:

But Seeker, how do you explain your previous picture of Jhony's father in the casket with the post-mortem wiggle stick, who was an African-American man?

Was Jhony adopted at some point? :huh:

Seeker
28-10-2005, 03:22 PM
Yeah, his mother married some guy she met in an alley (pic above) it didn't last long though.

It was one of the final straws for Johny that sent him on the whirl wind spiral into oblivion.

johny_roberts
28-10-2005, 03:30 PM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6738/7350143os.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ya my dad OWN3D you on that one. Told you never give him cheap beer. That damm Fosters you gave him pissed him off and he took it out on you. I am sorry for that. Hey you still drink that shit?

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/1966/carshocks9ga.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

God that Fosters got you fucked up Seeker. Christ thats one of the three gals who came running out of your house. You were doing some sick shit in that place once the midgets and goats showed up those gals came running out.

You owe me money for the dents in my car cause they is sum fat bitches...

rbranson
29-10-2005, 04:36 AM
Jhony, did Seeker tell you about the time he made out with this real gorgeous babe?

Did he tell you the WHOLE story?

Well, here it is.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/chorradas_sexo/muyzorras_chorradas_sexo006.jpg

Seeker
29-10-2005, 04:44 AM
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/884/hahacrack3rt.th.jpg (http://img386.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hahacrack3rt.jpg)

Looks like we gots a minarg are twat...me liks a thresum.

rbranson
29-10-2005, 04:44 AM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6738/7350143os.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ya my dad OWN3D you on that one. Told you never give him cheap beer. That damm Fosters you gave him pissed him off and he took it out on you. I am sorry for that. Hey you still drink that shit?



Jhony -- I may just have spotted your dad's cousin. Another guy in the car business, it looks like.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/humor_cerdo/muyzorras_humor_cerdo002.jpg

Seeker
29-10-2005, 04:45 AM
Quick somebody turn on the engine!!

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 04:49 AM
Holly krap that was golden

Seeker
29-10-2005, 05:06 AM
Johny Roberts, second on the left.

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/4586/exmen8ur.th.jpg (http://img357.imageshack.us/my.php?image=exmen8ur.jpg)

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 05:07 AM
Another baby pic of Seeker

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/evilbaby.jpg

Seeker
29-10-2005, 05:13 AM
Pic of Johny before the accident.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8981/beaker8gx.gif (http://imageshack.us)

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 05:19 AM
Seeker going for a swim...........:fu:

Seeker
29-10-2005, 05:22 AM
Johny's first failed attempt at suicide.:fu: :fu:


http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/4219/images1ry.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

rbranson
29-10-2005, 05:22 AM
Just thinking outloud here ...

Both of you are accusing each other of being gay, yet none of you agree to same.

OK, so who had this as a snack in his lunch bag?

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/bobadas_porno/muyzorras_bobadas_porno005.jpg

Seeker
29-10-2005, 05:26 AM
I would have to say I'm pretty sure you pulled out of your own fridge sir....well pulled it out of somewhere anyway.

rbranson
29-10-2005, 05:27 AM
Don't ask but somehow, I've managed to tap into Seeker's and Jhony's personal pictures ...

Seeker, tell us about the time you started to learn how to swim.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/humor_x/muyzorras_humor_x003.jpg

Seeker
29-10-2005, 05:28 AM
Christmas for Mr Roberts and Mr Branson.

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/2509/ec4e46666fefc527141bbb386c8f27.th.jpg (http://img499.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ec4e46666fefc527141bbb386c8f27.jpg)

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 05:29 AM
Just thinking outloud here ...

Both of you are accusing each other of being gay, yet none of you agree to same.

OK, so who had this as a snack in his lunch bag?

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/bobadas_porno/muyzorras_bobadas_porno005.jpg

Something tells me you had it for lunch. Sorry I dont swing that way ask Seeker he might want to go out with you for lunch.:fu:

rbranson
29-10-2005, 05:36 AM
Great, now I have both of you on my case. :silly:

Let's go back to our regularly-scheduled programming.

So how the hell did you two meet/meat in the first place -- we still don't know.

Seeker
29-10-2005, 05:40 AM
How did I meet Mr Roberts?

You should remember, we were walking down town looking for some hot girls when we stumbled upon your drunken xmas party as it spilled out into the street.

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/5406/reindeer7au.th.jpg (http://img382.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reindeer7au.jpg)

I beleive you were on the bottom row far left with the hat on.

rbranson
29-10-2005, 05:52 AM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6738/7350143os.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ya my dad OWN3D you on that one. Told you never give him cheap beer. That damm Fosters you gave him pissed him off and he took it out on you. I am sorry for that. Hey you still drink that shit?



Just wondering Jhony, didn't your dad have a brother-in-law in the landscaping business?

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades2/payasadas_porno/muyzorras_payasadas_porno005.jpg

rbranson
29-10-2005, 05:55 AM
Yeah it seems to be some kind of allergic reaction to eating out your sister.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7931/missitaly3br.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't forget the back view.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades2/clases_mujeres/muyzorras_clases_mujeres002.jpg

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 05:57 AM
thats just fucking wrong :rrofl:

Well not trying to change the subject too much but did some searching on ya Rbranson and have to say you and your brother are quite the bunch....

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:04 AM
http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades/humorgraficox/muyzorras_humorgraficox003.jpg

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:06 AM
Unlike you Jhony, this is how I had my breakfast growing up.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades/humorgraficox/muyzorras_humorgraficox006.jpg

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:10 AM
Plenty of fresh orange juice ...

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/idioteces_guarras/muyzorras_idioteces_guarras005.jpg

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:13 AM
We always bought our furniture at Idea (a little known subdivision of Ikea).

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/gracias_eroticas/muyzorras_gracias_eroticas004.jpg

Seeker
29-10-2005, 06:16 AM
steady on there chaps.

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:16 AM
And it was beautiful, as I had plenty of eye candy from Day 1.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/estupideces_porno/muyzorras_estupideces_porno001.jpg

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:17 AM
steady on there chaps.

True enough.

Now back to you and Jhony.

Do tell us more. :elefant:

Seeker
29-10-2005, 06:19 AM
Rbranson! would you like some OJ?

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/2738/asdfdevinsmall1rp.th.jpg (http://img451.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asdfdevinsmall1rp.jpg)

Yeeeessss plerrrsss mommmmoo

rbranson
29-10-2005, 06:21 AM
Rbranson! would you like some OJ?



My stuff is kind of boring.

Let's see what more you have to say about Jhony. :order:

Siamhie
29-10-2005, 08:05 AM
So how the hell did you two meet/meat in the first place -- we still don't know.

they met on the campain trail

http://img45.imagevenue.com/loc237/th_82d_straight_or_gay.jpg

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 08:42 AM
they met on the campain trail

http://img45.imagevenue.com/loc237/th_82d_straight_or_gay.jpg

Ya Seekers life in politics did not go very far once they found his picture in the :fag: rodeo. The poofer part was not so bad its what he did to that poor helpless creature :anal:

label
29-10-2005, 08:50 AM
LOL! This thread gets better and better.

Seeker
29-10-2005, 09:10 AM
Sadly after Johny's terrible defeat, 450,567 to 2 he drifted back to the drink..

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6181/drunker2ch.th.jpg (http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drunker2ch.jpg)

eeefreak
29-10-2005, 09:18 AM
Jhony -- I may just have spotted your dad's cousin. Another guy in the car business, it looks like.

http://www.muyzorras.com/novedades3/humor_cerdo/muyzorras_humor_cerdo002.jpg

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rbranson again.

johny_roberts
29-10-2005, 04:03 PM
When most children are born there is an add celebrating the event.......

....the add for Seeker.....................


http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/9/5/8/6/abstinence_sm.jpg

d3kst3r
29-10-2005, 04:26 PM
This is golden.

Seeker
30-10-2005, 04:06 AM
Mr Roberts, shouldn't you be heading off to school?

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6301/ifuckon3gn.th.jpg (http://img368.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ifuckon3gn.jpg)

Seeker
30-10-2005, 04:59 AM
Hey Johny! I found a photo from the day you were born.....man yo mamma looks tired dude.

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6896/dogsmall7sc.th.jpg (http://img377.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dogsmall7sc.jpg)

Arcane1
30-10-2005, 05:12 AM
I hear that Johny R has been know to be a real:
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/1/4/0/finished-cunt.jpg
Of course you are what you eat...

Note: That is a "Man Made" model there...

Seeker
30-10-2005, 05:24 AM
Jesus...I was eating a sandwich when I clicked on this.

dozer
30-10-2005, 05:34 AM
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/TheWizzardOfOdds5/3696/14306.jpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/TheWizzardOfOdds5/3696/14307.jpg

rbranson
30-10-2005, 05:50 AM
Jesus...I was eating a sandwich when I clicked on this.

:laughing:

Seeker
30-10-2005, 05:54 AM
Looks like Dozer got into Johny's private photo stash.

rbranson
30-10-2005, 06:03 AM
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/TheWizzardOfOdds5/3696/14306.jpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/TheWizzardOfOdds5/3696/14307.jpg

:barf:


WTF?

This thread has reached a new low. Seeker -- do something, post some eye candy, pronto. :greenman:

Seeker
30-10-2005, 06:08 AM
:barf:


WTF?

This thread has reached a new low. Seeker -- do something, post some eye candy, pronto. :greenman:

No shit, here you go sir.

rbranson
30-10-2005, 07:01 AM
No shit, here you go sir. http://forum.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14504&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1130612931

http://www.fanaticforums.com/forum2004/images/smiles/augen40.gif

Now we're talking.

That familiar feeling is coming back again. http://www.lokuras.com/smilies/polla_marchosa.gif

Kudos Seeker -- you're a savior.

Not to mention your inbox for rep, is once again fully maxxed out. Nicely done.

And for whatever it's worth, this thread has received the mythical 5-star rating. http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/Other/229031_pickle.GIF

Haggisboy
30-10-2005, 07:34 AM
What's with all the rampant faggotry in this thread?

Seeker
30-10-2005, 07:45 AM
What's with all the rampant faggotry in this thread?

Well it started out with Johny Roberts and myself trying to get one up on each other, now it just seems to have degraded into a gay fest. :anal:

Siamhie
30-10-2005, 08:08 AM
http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc226/th_d09_jesus.jpg

Seeker
30-10-2005, 08:12 AM
The 5 stars huh?

Cool...I think.

If Jesus is watching me jerk off, then he must also see the other shit I get up to, I guess I'm going to Hell.

Seeker
30-10-2005, 08:18 AM
OK this is a question I didn't wish to ask but every time I get to page 9 that fuckers pic is always there.

Why the fuck get you cock cut off yet still have facial hair?

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/3225/wtf2tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Haggisboy
30-10-2005, 08:49 AM
Well it started out with Johny Roberts and myself trying to get one up on each other, now it just seems to have degraded into a gay fest. :anal:

Speaking of gay fest.........

http://forum.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14304&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1129009445http://forum.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14409&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1129998287

Seeker
30-10-2005, 09:22 AM
Jesus, this place is getting worse.

I take that back.

This thread has been raped worse than dumping a 14 year old boy unattended in the child molesters wing of a prison.

label
30-10-2005, 10:29 AM
Yep back on topic to the saga of Seeker & Johny.

johny_roberts
30-10-2005, 11:27 AM
Christ once the fucking Canadians show up you know a thread is going to shit........:fu:

johny_roberts
30-10-2005, 11:27 AM
Yep back on topic to the saga of Seeker & Johny.

well there was the time we ran into you and your mates....and of course kept on fucking running........

www.lemonparty.org

Haggisboy
30-10-2005, 06:00 PM
well there was the time we ran into you and your mates....and of course kept on fucking running........

www.lemonparty.org

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!

label
31-10-2005, 12:19 AM
:lame: This thread is deteriorating (sp?)

I'm taking back the rating

Seeker
31-10-2005, 03:15 AM
You had to throw in the fucking lemon party didn't you Robbie.

Anyway have a couple of pics of the miss's.

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/3034/att002272tk.th.jpg (http://img483.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att002272tk.jpg)

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/7131/att002307wr.th.jpg (http://img483.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att002307wr.jpg)

Seeker
31-10-2005, 03:58 AM
Here we have Johny's miss's

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/7763/att002422bg.th.jpg (http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att002422bg.jpg)

oggy
31-10-2005, 04:00 AM
oh there is so much love between you guys!

oggy
31-10-2005, 04:02 AM
No shit, here you go sir.

now ya talkin`

Seeker
31-10-2005, 04:49 AM
Heres his special one on the side.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6489/att002390nc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Arcane1
31-10-2005, 05:57 AM
Thread title needs to be changed to "Most obnoxious pic you can post".

Seeker
31-10-2005, 05:58 AM
It is getting that way isn't it.

Seeker
31-10-2005, 06:02 AM
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/6972/banfish5zr.th.jpg (http://img433.imageshack.us/my.php?image=banfish5zr.jpg)

say_wat
31-10-2005, 06:41 AM
I'd like to fcuk both of you in the ass with my two headed cock to be part of this story :D

No -- i'd like to just fcuk both of u in the ass with my two headed cock. fullstop.

http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/ZurichRoll/redraw/291.gif

say_wat
31-10-2005, 06:49 AM
Also, my Cock

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1268/thatsonebigcocksized11rr.jpg

is bigger than your Peckers....

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9306/oxpecker16di.jpg


ok, thats enough from me now... i'm getting too cocky.

Seeker
31-10-2005, 06:51 AM
http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/2250/neverwalk0pc.th.jpg (http://img344.imageshack.us/my.php?image=neverwalk0pc.jpg)

Seeker
31-10-2005, 06:52 AM
http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/2213/gayasthis7mx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

say_wat
31-10-2005, 07:02 AM
All this flagrant homosexuality must come at a cost...
http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/6416/genital2cg.jpg

Seeker
31-10-2005, 07:12 AM
http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/8240/notyou2bs.th.jpg (http://img420.imageshack.us/my.php?image=notyou2bs.jpg)

Seeker
31-10-2005, 07:22 AM
http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/5729/jesussaves9ql3un.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Seeker
26-11-2005, 07:43 AM
Johny Roberts is still a faggot.

oggy
27-11-2005, 11:50 PM
Johny Roberts is still a faggot.

148931489414893

Seeker
20-05-2006, 04:13 AM
Hey roberts.....have a fucking seizure and die you cunt.

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5291/batlol6rc.gif (http://imageshack.us)

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 04:26 AM
Fuck You I am Alive Alive (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=07836356812537a5bea801ba94bbfe38)

Seeker
20-05-2006, 04:57 AM
Thats a crap come back Roberts, you really do suck.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/794/slinky22su.gif (http://imageshack.us)

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 05:01 AM
I thought it was creative you cunt...........

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/smelmo.jpg



































:D

Seeker
20-05-2006, 05:04 AM
You wouldn't know creative if it pissed in your corn flakes.

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 05:23 AM
http://img141.imagevenue.com/loc185/th_62986_main.jpg (http://img141.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc185&image=62986_main.jpg)

Seeker
20-05-2006, 05:30 AM
Wanker....go away.

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/5290/ratethisthread8ha.gif (http://imageshack.us)

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 05:54 AM
Ahhh you are speshul seeker

http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc77/th_64812_barry300.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc77&image=64812_barry300.jpg)

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 05:57 AM
Right...

Now go bugger off with your GF's for a bit ...

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/skgirls.jpg

Seeker
20-05-2006, 06:01 AM
At least I have one. Balloon fucker.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3831/balloonfucker1sv.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Snapple
20-05-2006, 08:12 AM
HOw does he do that without the baloon popping?

Seeker
20-05-2006, 08:16 AM
Ask JR.

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 08:22 AM
Fuck asking me mang as Seeker who was searching for "guys who like to fuck balloons"

If thats not gay I dont know what gay is. Shit Seeker could be the poster child for :fag:

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 08:25 AM
Seekers First Movie


http://img43.imagevenue.com/loc241/th_73828_gay_wp2_800.jpg (http://img43.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc241&image=73828_gay_wp2_800.jpg)




:fag:

Seeker
20-05-2006, 09:05 AM
It was part of a job lot, I almost threw it in the trash but thought Roberts would love to see what he looked like from behind.

Now JR.....

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2204/fagotville7ex.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Boobmeister
20-05-2006, 09:08 AM
You wouldn't know creative if it pissed in your corn flakes.

He would know if someone jerked off into his eggs tho ... he loves 'em like that LOL

Seeker
20-05-2006, 09:13 AM
http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/6951/fuknwierd4ls.gif (http://imageshack.us)

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 09:15 AM
http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/6951/fuknwierd4ls.gif (http://imageshack.us)


were do you get such crazy gifs you :fag:

BlueBoy
20-05-2006, 09:18 AM
What the fuck is this bullshit?
To Fight Club with it.

johny_roberts
20-05-2006, 09:26 AM
What the fuck is this bullshit?
To Fight Club with it.

wtf you all on about

Seeker
20-05-2006, 03:21 PM
This shite got thrown into fight club?

LOL OMG lewl...........

muppet
20-05-2006, 03:27 PM
Bahaha

oggy
20-05-2006, 03:28 PM
This shite got thrown into fight club?

LOL OMG lewl...........

this is serious stuffs.....

Seeker
20-05-2006, 03:41 PM
Meh.........I could give a shit.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8469/balloon3ik.gif (http://imageshack.us)