A Real Aussie A-Hole

[Arcane1]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/1/4/0/russell_crowe.jpg
I figured that with all the love floating around here for Russell Crowe like a toilet that hadn't had running water to it for a month this would be appreciated.

WAV File (http://media.wlup.com/AV/audio/zakk/Russell_Crowe.mp3)

[Movius]

3rd worst news submission ever

[Aardvark]

He's not australian, he's a goddamn kiwi

[Something Fast]

He's not australian, he's a goddamn kiwi
Beat me to it.

[Arcane1]

3rd worst news submission ever
I'm wondering... did Movius have his sense of humor removed surgically or through the use of Electro-Shock therapy? Or was it jsut a very unhappy childhood?

And what were the worst 1st and 2nd news posts?

[Arcane1]

He's not australian, he's a goddamn kiwi
He's considered Aussie here by those that seem to know. Personally I haven't a clue who the Hell he is other than some other prissy actor with a poor attitude.

So educate me, what is the difference between Aussie and Kiwi?

[johny_roberts]

He's not australian, he's a goddamn kiwi

they all fucking look the same :elefant:

[Scumbag]

So educate me, what is the difference between Aussie and Kiwi?


Kiwi's talk funny and find sheep sexually attractive.

[Seeker]

So.......whats the difference then?

Other than two separate countries.

[Colonel Kurtz]

they all fucking taste the same
fixed

[Scumbag]

So.......whats the difference then?

Other than two separate countries.


I guess Australians are to NewZealanders like what Americans are to Canadians..


IE: no big difference really, foreingers cant pick em apart, yet there are lots of small differences (like accent's, language, slang etc) that we can pick each other out.


Plus to the people who give a shit about sport, there's an ongoing rivalry between the two countries thats been going on for the last 100 years. Australia having a larger population generally beats New Zealand in Cricket & Rugby.

[JumpinJez]

Australia having a larger population generally beats New Zealand in Cricket & Rugby.


I guess the Tri nations doesn't count then?

[Seeker]

Fush und Chups....mmmmm.

[King_Crud]

Yeah, i'm not too sure about Australia beating NZ in the rugby. I do remember Andrew Denton had that song many years ago about 1992 olympics titled "I Don't Care, As Long As We Beat New Zealand"

[The Cunt]

So educate me, what is the difference between Aussie and Kiwi?
Nothing. After I put the finishing touches on my plans to invade New Zealand and make myself the President of the United States of Australia.

[Nuisance Value]

Nothing. After I put the finishing touches on my plans to invade New Zealand and make myself the President of the United States of Australia.


All hail our new overlord, President For Life Cunt W. Bush!

[Scumbag]

I guess the Tri nations doesn't count then?


Obviously I dont give a shit about sport. :o

[The Cunt]

All hail our new overlord, President For Life Cunt W. Bush!
It's actually The Cunt W(ell) Shaved.

[Afro88]

3rd worst news submission ever

Word. Where's the funny?

[Al]

Movius is :metal:

[druckfugged]

Nothing. After I put the finishing touches on my plans to invade New Zealand and make myself the President of the United States of Australia.
Brother, you ain't man enough to take on Helen Clarke.
None of us is....

[munganah]

He's not australian, he's a goddamn kiwi




It's amazing how quick australia dumps "their" stars when they do something stooooooooooopid.

[That Bloke]

I had always seen him as a Kiwi, eventhough he was in Secret Valley, just like Mel Gibson has always been American eventhough he used to pretend to be Aussie.

[Aardvark]

The only good thing he's been in that I've seen was Romper Stomper, where he played a skinhead neonazi, the part he was clearly born to play. Then he went on to star in a whole load of crap, including the abomination that was gladiator, started up his little band, 50 odd foot of SUCK, and is now in the process of purchasing south sydney, a team that should've died when they tried to kill it off and has done nothing since being saved from the axe, besides suck. So clearly, he is not worthy of Australian status, never was, never will be. I never "accepted" him "as" one of "our" "stars" and am "clearly" "outraged" at the "insinuation""."