Which complete stranger/Zgeek personality should I start a Fight Club thread with?

[MAX POWER]

Curious to see who and why, regular Zgeeker wanna see as the target of an old fashion lame online tanty.

[Davo_Dinkum]

Curious to see who and why, regular Zgeeker wanna see as the target of an old fashion lame online tanty.

Don't post till the poll is up

What's all this about a poll?

hehe

[MAX POWER]

You quick bastard

:fineprint:

[Colonel Kurtz]

The Cunt, because he'll fucken bury you

[DOGG]

Nodbugger. You will live in infamy

[Guest.]

This is not a highly recommended course of action to take BJ-82.
However if you feel the need to throw a 'tanty at someone, I reckon have a go at:
King Crud, who will, I promise bury you.
The Cunt, oh dear, no, lets not do that shall we?

[The Cunt]

The Cunt, because he'll fucken bury you
But my probation officer has warned me not to pick on retards.

[Girl.]

I'm impressed that I even made the list.

I won't bury you. I'll just stab you through the eye with the heel of my stiletto, and that'll learn you.

[Dundasbro]

Nodbugger. You will live in infamy
I would of voted Noddy if it was up there

[Dundasbro]

I'm impressed that I even made the list.

I won't bury you. I'll just stab you through the eye with the heel of my stiletto, and that'll learn you.
Ouchie, remind me never to mess with you:elefant:

[Holster]

None of them.

I think you should start a fight with JuanPablo :cool:

[lostreality]

:fag: all talk and no action :anal:

[munganah]

oh oh oh do the cunt. he loves a good scrag fight

[kev]

How about davo dinkum?
I dunno just a thought!

[King_Crud]

You can't start a fight with me. I love each and every single one of you, except for Gunsella, because he smells.

[kré]

Curious to see who and why, regular Zgeeker wanna see as the target of an old fashion lame online tanty.
repeat that in english and i might think about answering your question, you worthless fucking shitbag noob.

[Davo_Dinkum]

How about davo dinkum?
I dunno just a thought!

No point, I'd just give up, then kill his first born, burn his house down and sell his kidneys on the blackmarket.

Is he started a fight against Noddy he'd just be like every single other person on this here fine zGeek.

[lostreality]

Is he started a fight against Noddy he'd just be like every single other person on this here fine zGeek.


or you could just put him on your ignore list.

[Something Fast]

I'm impressed that I even made the list.

I won't bury you. I'll just stab you through the eye with the heel of my stiletto, and that'll learn you.
It's not a shoe unless you can puncture small packages of tissue with it. Whether that's through popping it with a balloon as with a stiletto or through sheer squish factor as with mega-sized-stompyboots...

[Davo_Dinkum]

or you could just put him on your ignore list.

hehe, I enjoy the stupidity of his posts. Hehe, Silly American.

[Girl.]

It's not a shoe unless you can puncture small packages of tissue with it. Whether that's through popping it with a balloon as with a stiletto or through sheer squish factor as with mega-sized-stompyboots...

It's not a shoe unless it can also be used as a weapon. Too right, bruvva.

[Thyrd]

Leave my e-homies alone. :mad:

[Davo_Dinkum]

or through sheer squish factor as with mega-sized-stompyboots...

Me likes to squish.

[label]

Fuckin lame, start the fight already with all of them

[The Cunt]

After reading through that list again I don't think BJ wants to fight any of us. It's his wish list of people he'd like to fuck.

Why else would anyone put Cassa, King Crud, Girl and Whiskers on the home stretch unless they want some sweet love with four of the sexiest biatches at zgeek.

[King_Crud]

After reading through that list again I don't think BJ wants to fight any of us. It's his wish list of people he'd like to fuck.

Why else would anyone put Cassa, King Crud, Girl and Whiskers on the home stretch unless they want some sweet love with four of the sexiest biatches at zgeek.
once again, this man speaks the truth

[Girl.]

After reading through that list again I don't think BJ wants to fight any of us. It's his wish list of people he'd like to fuck.

Why else would anyone put Cassa, King Crud, Girl and Whiskers on the home stretch unless they want some sweet love with four of the sexiest biatches at zgeek.

You forgot hazza - who can resist a man in pink?

[MAX POWER]

How about davo dinkum?
I dunno just a thought!

davo dinkum doesn't count, he's not a Zgeek personality, he's just some guy. Nope, only real Zgeek personalities in this poll.

[kré]

weaksauce.

[MAX POWER]

repeat that in english and i might think about answering your question, you worthless fucking shitbag noob.

Woops! Missed a coma and an apostrophe there Tubby, I'll give it another go.

I am curious to see who among the Zgeek "personality" community, would the rest of the Zgeek users like to see as the target of an old fashion "lame" online tanty?

I think that is a bit more readable.

[Girl.]

Sorry to disappoint you, but I wouldn't stoop to argue with someone who drinks VB ;)

[kré]

Woops! Missed a coma and an apostrophe there Tubby, I'll give it another go.

you missed more than that, junior.

however, i reckon you should have a go at blunt

[The Cunt]

Woops! Missed a coma and an apostrophe there Tubby, I'll give it another go.

I am curious to see who among the Zgeek "personality" community, would the rest of the Zgeek users like to see as the target of an old fashion "lame" online tanty?

I think that is a bit more readable.
If you're not careful with those punctuations Cray will beat you senseless with his bare fists and you might even slip into a comma.

[Thyrd]

Since no one is creating a thread, Girl. and I are now fighting. :swear:

[MAX POWER]

however, i reckon you should have a go at blunt

Can you see blunt in the poll fucko? Didn't think so.

Well fuck me! I spelt apostrophe correctly, but mispelt comma! How stupid do I feel :cry:

I'm impressed that I even made the list.

You know exactly why you made the list sweetheart.

None of them.

I think you should start a fight with JuanPablo

J-P ain't a ZG personality either.....

[Girl.]

You know exactly why you made the list sweetheart.

Enlighten me.

[The Cunt]

Well fuck me! I spelt apostrophe correctly, but mispelt comma! How stupid do I feel :cry:
You've now misspelt "misspelt". How stupid do you feel now BumJack_82?

[MAX POWER]

How stupid do I feel now?

Shattered.

And yes, I had to double check how shattered was spelt at dictionary.com

[lostreality]

Enlighten me.


cos you give good head.

[Girl.]

cos you give good head.

I told you not to tell anyone about that :(

[Cassa]

I'm a personality? Oh shit.

[kré]

Can you see blunt in the poll fucko? Didn't think so.

i thought you might have just left him out in error, seeing that you're only a half-literate cock swab.

[Glompbot]

Curious to see who and why, regular Zgeeker wanna see as the target of an old fashion lame online tanty.

I am disappointed I'm not an option in your poll!

[The Cunt]

http://k04.com/pics/statler.jpgI am disappointed I'm not an option in your poll!
It's not BJ_82's style to pick fights with old men.

[Cassa]

No offense Sapia but picking a fight with you is like shooting fish in a barrel

[hazza]

eye dunt worrary aboot spelling

[That Bloke]

stuff

In my head that little shit in your avatar has a voice that is like a young(when she was under 10) Rudi Hukstable(sp?) crossed with a strangled cat(or Kasey Chambers).

[SamBo]

I had to vote for that SamBo arsehole.
What an arsefarmer!

[hazza]

attention whore

[King_Crud]

In my head that little shit in your avatar has a voice that is like a young(when she was under 10) Rudi Hukstable(sp?) crossed with a strangled cat(or Kasey Chambers).
I'm thinking more of Webster, that little cunt

[That Bloke]

I'm thinking more of Webster, that little cunt

Yes, that's the third voice in the mix that I couldn't pick,.........What's worse is that Webster was a fully grown adult.

[The Cunt]

I'm thinking more of Webster, that little cunt
If it were Gary Coleman he'd shrug his shoulders and say "That's racist?"

[MAX POWER]

I'm a personality? Oh shit.

Of coarse you are! Don't play dumb with me.

[Glompbot]

No offense Sapia but picking a fight with you is like shooting fish in a barrel

:angel:

I've been SO good lately though!

[RedMaN]

This thread lacks fights or even just a minor tanty :lame:
Just start fighting already!!

PS I think your list sucks anus :fu: :raspberry

[MAX POWER]

If you want me to start a fight, two things must happen, you sputum weeping rectal wart!

1/ Someone must emerge from the poll as a clear target.

2/ The winning option can't be "stfu n00b you ain't startin' shit wit no-one fuck off!"

Fuck Off!

:jackson:

[Cassa]

You can't start a fight with a moderator or a counsellor. The latter because they don't fight and the former because they will ban you :D

[MAX POWER]

I am disappointed I'm not an option in your poll!

The thread title clearly states that the personality must be a "complete stranger"

:fineprint

Dumbarse!

[Girl.]

Is it cos I is black?

[Glompbot]

How am I not a complete stranger?

[King_Crud]

I'm not strange

[MAX POWER]

You can't start a fight with a moderator or a counsellor. The latter because they don't fight and the former because they will ban you :D

You ain't banning no-one missy!

Is it cos I is black?

No, it's because you are a complete stranger/Zgeek personality, jesus, didn't you read the fucking thread title?!?!?!?

Althought now it could be because you clearly are not very clever :fu:

[Girl.]

No, it's because you are a complete stranger/Zgeek personality, jesus, didn't you read the fucking thread title?!?!?!?

Althought now it could be because you clearly are not very clever :fu:

You is obviously not an aficionado of Ali G. No respect for you.

[Whiskers]

Seeing as this thread isn't being used for much, I'd just like to thank the lovely Girl. for her Evidence notes. They are truly superb.

[Girl.]

Seeing as this thread isn't being used for much, I'd just like to thank the lovely Girl. for her Evidence notes. They are truly superb.

Fabulous, dah-ling, glad they were of use to you.

Say, perhaps we should join forces against this BJ_82 character.

[Whiskers]

Fabulous, dah-ling, glad they were of use to you.

Say, perhaps we should join forces against this BJ_82 character.

Sweetie, undermining this n00b would take less mental energy than filing this darn ridge in my nail.

Let's just talk about our breasts and seek validation from internet boys. It's all the rage you know.

*sigh* Tis a tough life being a zgeek personality.

[Hired Goon]

hehe, i think BJ_82 may have met his match. Don't cross the zchicks man!

PS. Probably steer clear of The Cunt too, he's a bad mother fucker.

[Davo_Dinkum]

You is obviously not an aficionado of Ali G. No respect for you.


*correction: RESTECP

[Girl.]

Sweetie, undermining this n00b would take less mental energy than filing this darn ridge in my nail.

Let's just talk about our breasts and seek validation from internet boys. It's all the rage you know.

*sigh* Tis a tough life being a zgeek personality.

It's ok. We can just get our e-admirers to take care of it.

Urban? Urban!

[excalibur]

Seeing as this thread isn't being used for much, I'd just like to thank the lovely Girl. for her Evidence notes. They are truly superb.
Fuck you whiskers, you bitch, those notes where shit!!!



and so concludes my attempt at starting a fight in fight club

[Girl.]

Fuck you whiskers, you bitch, those notes where shit!!!



and so concludes my attempt at starting a fight in fight club

You do realise that they were my notes, right? And that in saying they were shit, you're really insulting me?

Back the fuck off, cocksmack.

[hazza]

hay girl just cos your not coming 2nd

:cool:

[Whiskers]

Fuck you whiskers, you bitch, those notes where shit!!!



and so concludes my attempt at starting a fight in fight club

Back the fuckkk off from my woman.

[excalibur]

You do realise that they were my notes, right? And that in saying they were shit, you're really insulting me?

Back the fuck off, cocksmack.
Yes I do. I can take both on. I have +27 stilletto and fingernail defence. Your notes are shit, and Whiskers is stupid in the face for using them.

Slutmonkey

[Girl.]

goddamnit, who gave hazza an extra vote? :spingo:

[FireHart]

It's ok. We can just get our e-admirers to take care of it.

Urban? Urban!
lol, Urban is your bitch.

[Girl.]

hay excalibur, Whiskers and I killed your snake and made it into a pair of shoes and a handbag.

[MAX POWER]

You is obviously not an aficionado of Ali G. No respect for you.

Ofcoarse I know Ali G, East Stains Massive, set it to vibrate and finish yourself off, etc etc

I was just pointing out why you are a poll option, not much of a poll option, but a poll option non the less....

:screwy:

[Girl.]

lol, Urban is your bitch.

Only because you have resisted my advances thus far :swoon:

[Girl.]

Ofcoarse

Of course you do, jesus curtains flap face.

[MAX POWER]

Say, perhaps we should join forces against this BJ_82 character.

Well fuck me drunk and call me whiskers, what a scary alliance that is... :stooge:

I think you ladies [and I use the phrase 'ladies' loosely] should stick to what you know best, just talk about our breasts and seek validation from internet boys.:duel:

[Jimma]

http://www.murkworks.net/~james/LJ/e-thug.jpg

[Girl.]

hay Whiskers, I don't think this noob knows about bisexualol internet parody.

[hazza]

fuckers, vote 1 hazza, someone make a funnny jpg stat

[excalibur]

hay excalibur, Whiskers and I killed your snake and made it into a pair of shoes and a handbag.
Ha! It shed last night, so that was just a snake skin you "killed." I also keep my snakes in my bedroom. This would explain why I woke up this morning naked and sticky, having the distinct feeling I missed something fun.

Don't worry, you are only human, it's a natural response.

[King_Crud]

Someone vote for me, i can't be beaten by that Sambo fag

[Girl.]

Ha! It shed last night, so that was just a snake skin you "killed." I also keep my snakes in my bedroom. This would explain why I woke up this morning naked and sticky, having the distinct feeling I missed something fun.

Don't worry, you are only human, it's a natural response.

Actually... we sent sagit in to get it for us.

[excalibur]

Someone vote for me, i can't be beaten by that Sambo fag
STFU n00b.

[excalibur]

Actually... we sent sagit in to get it for us.
M'lady, you fought gallantly, and as I have no bit for that, I must relenquish. You have me defeated. *Lays down, removes pants, and prepares to accept punishment*

[Glompbot]

dear god. girl. I thought you had more taste than that

DO NOT GO THERE.


*shudder at images of excal*

[Jimma]

dear god. sapia I thought you had more ability to read than that

DO NOT GO THERE.


*shudder at images of excalibur and sagit*

[excalibur]

dear god. girl. I thought you had more taste than that

DO NOT GO THERE.


*shudder at images of excal*
You downloaded those from the wang thread?? I'm honoured!!

[hazza]

wtf you have cunted up our thread, fuck off back to i confess

[Girl.]

M'lady, you fought gallantly, and as I have no bit for that, I must relenquish. You have me defeated. *Lays down, removes pants, and prepares to accept punishment*

Sagit will be along shortly to administer your punishment. Kthx.

[excalibur]

wtf you have cunted up our thread, fuck off back to i confess
Pipe down Mr. Pink. You'll hurt yourself in a minute.

[hazza]

i get it, but why

[MAX POWER]

Someone vote for me, i can't be beaten by that Sambo fag

I would vote for you Cruddley, but I already voted for stfu n00b. Atleast Sambo was smart enough to vote for himself, unlike you, you dumb bird flu spreading bastard!

Jimma = re-run posting, unoriginal :fag: who can't grasp the purpose of the 'fight club' sub-thread :fu:

[Girl.]

Jimma = re-run posting, unoriginal :fag: who can't grasp the purpose of the 'fight club' sub-thread :fu:

Don't be dissin' my e-man, Jimma, or the e-homies will be poppin' a cap in yo' ass, noob.

[FireHart]

Am I the only one who's scared that Hazza and Cassa rhymes?

[MAX POWER]

Don't be dissin' my e-man, Jimma, or the e-homies will be poppin' a cap in yo' ass, noob.

Jesus!! Just how black are you Girl.? Maybe you should change your name to Lil' Girl, or G Diddy purhaps?

If Jimma is half as ugly as Phil Waugh, then he should do himself a favour and staple a paper bag to his face.

[Girl.]

Jesus!! Just how black are you Girl.? Maybe you should change your name to Lil' Girl, or G Diddy purhaps?

Racialolist stereotyping is only funny on zgeek if you're Blunt.

[The Cunt]

Am I the only one who's scared that Hazza and Cassa rhymes?
Only if they're sitting in a tree.

[Cassa]

No but I'm pleased that you realise I prefer the 'z' pronunciation as opposed to the sibilant 's' sound.

[excalibur]

No but I'm pleased that you realise I prefer the 'z' pronunciation as opposed to the sibilant 's' sound.
More likely good luck, as opposed to good managment.

[Girl.]

Well, it looks like The Cunt won.. where's the promised hissy fit?

[Grumblefish]

I hope the fight doesn't get too serious, guys.

[rbranson]

C'mon Cunt -- let's see some comebackers from your extensive pr0n library.

[MAX POWER]

Well, it looks like The Cunt won.. where's the promised hissy fit?

The Cunt didn't win shit! He had his floppy, grey, hairy cunt handed to him by 'stfu n00b you ain't startin' shit wit no-one fuck off!'!!!

Geez Girl.! I'm glad you didn't win, fight-clubing with you would be like teaching a special ed class :huh: