hazza's mum's guitar only has 2 strings

[MisterBishi]

and her band sucks

[hazza]

I called out bishi and he ran away.

:mfight:


The time for words has passed.

[Thyrd]

Does she put out?

[MisterBishi]

she has one leg and a motorbike

[carsinogenic]

yeah, yeah.... invite her to teh pants party!!

¨brick did you mean the party in your pants?¨

[hazza]

out

out with you

[MisterBishi]

hazza's mum breakdances for cigarettes and she doesnt smoke

[MisterBishi]

hazza's mum has a tambourine with a foot-pedal.

[MisterBishi]

come out and fight hazza or do you not have what it takes? :clown:

[MisterBishi]

hazza's mum has a pretty big walk in shower with a stairlift.

[kré]

http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/out.gif

[MisterBishi]

hazza's mum's footprint was used for Sasquatch's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[pnkru`]

Can I say, Hazza's mum is so poor I seen her walkin down the street kickin' a can and I said to her 'Watchoo doin', and she said 'Movin'...

[MisterBishi]

pnkru's mum's got three granite hips on a series of rotating discs which enable her to get into hazza's mum's shower without using the stairlift

[Whiskers]

hazza's mum had hazza

[MisterBishi]

oh man thats harsh

[MC SoD]

hazza's mum got a wooden leg with a kickstand and the bitch chew like this

[hazza]

ames mum is the new cross city tunnel

[Jimma]

hazza's mum took the pepsi challenge and chose semen.

[MC SoD]

Animal Semen

[Whiskers]

Animal Semen

No, it was hazza's semen.

[Whiskers]

No, it was hazza's semen.

And she prefers it from the source.

[Fuzzy Dice]

And she prefers it from the source.

you leave the zoo out of this. hazza won that semen fair and square.

[pnkru`]

bishi's mum is so stupid she got locked in a bed shop over night and slept on the floor

[MisterBishi]

pnkru's mum is so old she's going to die soon of old age thats how old she is the old hag

[gunsella]

mark sandman from morphine has a (bass) guitar with only 2 strings

http://www.dirtywater.com/t-bird1/images/smsandman1.jpg


the same can be said of the guy from the presidents of the usa

http://www.presidentsrock.com/media/photos/albums/userpics/10001/normal_image1103.jpg

[hazza]

bishi is 3 stubbies short of a 6 pack, and mang is he pissed about those 3 beers.

[MisterBishi]

Hazza's mum has 6 fingers on each foot

[hazza]

bishis mum has 6 toes on each hand.

[Girl.]

hazza's mum. so hot right now.

[Blunt]

hazza's mum gives Girl a cookie everytime they lolesbian off together . That's why Girl has a GIGANTIC ARSE.

:jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson: :jackson:

[Girl.]

I had dinner with Blunt and all I got was anorexia, bulimia and this stupid t-shirt.

[Blunt]

I had dinner with Girl and all I got was HUGE FUCKING ARSE EVERYWHERE I LOOKED.

[rickbitch]

Girl's arse is so massive, she has to buy tickets for two seats on aeroplanes...... the only problem is, they're not together.....

[d3kst3r]

hazza's mum is so fat when she wears a white T shirt with a red circle on it, a helicopter tries to land on her.

[MisterBishi]

d3kst3r is such an idiot, I hate him.

[hazza]

i agree with bishi :o

[d3kst3r]

And I care what you think of me over the internet because?

[Girl.]

This thread was better when we were talking about my ass.

[hazza]

And I care what you think of me over the internet because?


We Run Shit.

[d3kst3r]

*hides behind a rock

[Jimma]

d3kst3r's penis is so small he opens all his spam mail.

[MAX POWER]

Hazza's mum is soo fat, she puts mayonaise on asprin!

:deadhorse

[d3kst3r]

Jimma's penis is so small and thin he uses it to pick locks.

[Conny!]

We Run Shit.

Thats right. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-10-28&res=l)