What kind of male do you like best?

[Glompbot]

same basic question as this thread http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=29707 except without an annoying poll.

[d3kst3r]

The type that stays the fuck away from my women :P

[label]

The type that does as he's told.

[ms edeity]

The one with a pulse?....god I'm reaching the bottom here.

[Glompbot]

The type that does as he's told.

I prefer the opposite.

[Glompbot]

Ok.... I like asian guys.
with the chiseled faces... *fans self* oh my. and the lips...
and the glasses. the skin colour.. the brown eyes, the shape of the eyes.

shoulders broad, with waists narrow (kind of like an inverted triangle)


I also seem to have a perve on problem with tall skinny guys with dark hair and glasses and scruffy hair.... but they're too emo for me.

[Girl.]

I like boys who are taller than me, solid and red-haired. Green eyes are a plus.

I am dating a short brunette, though. Go figure.

[rbranson]

Gay males are the best -- leaves more women for the rest of us straight guys. :naughty:

[Davo_Dinkum]

http://monblogue.branchez-vous.com/images/blackeyedboy/brian135_jpg.jpg

Brian Molko, one of the sexiest guys on the planet.....a close second to Ville Valo.

[imp]

That's a guy?! http://img117.exs.cx/img117/5601/n1qshok.gif

[Bostonmess]

I think Brian's unsure of the answer to that himself. He's from Placebo.

[Holster]

A guy with a big cock and a wallet to match

[Davo_Dinkum]

That's a guy?! http://img117.exs.cx/img117/5601/n1qshok.gif

yes, a very sexy guy....

[Enos]

yes, a very sexy guy....

who looks like a chick

[rbranson]

A guy with a big cock and a wallet to match

They all say that. Usually, the wallet part is what it's all about. :elefant:

[Holster]

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

[rbranson]

See Jane run.

See Jack wack off.

See Jane run for his wallet.

[Sutter]

A guy with a big cock and a wallet to match

A wallet made of human skin that's filled with blood?

Where's BadPauly?

>_>
<_<

[Glompbot]

who looks like a chick

brian molko is not hot.

[Davo_Dinkum]

brian molko is not hot.

Brian Molko IS hot!

Go drool over Jet Li.

[MC SoD]

Brian Molko IS hot!



Maybe for a woman, but that's not my kind of woman.

Not a hot guy when you don't even look like a man.

[Cassa]

I have a crush on every boy!

[StudMuffin]

Dave Grohl is the sexiest ugly man alive

[rascuache]

Brian Molko IS Hot

No wonder you dont get sex.

I can say with total conviction Brian Molko IS NOT Hot, He's a short whiney Big Girls Blouse with a bald spot and a height complex. I dont care how good his makeup artist is or how shiney his satin suits are, When he sings it sounds like nails scraping a chalkboard and all he sings about are his Sexual Conquests and his Chemical Conquests. Its like talking to a junked up drag queen in Kings Cross, with the exception that the drag queen is funnier and has a better wig maker.

I just like Men. (and women too)
Slim, Shortish and Sexually Confident without Overt Arrogance or sleaze.
No Yobs! No Metrosexuals! Casual, Intelligent and Witty ones are my favourites.

You become infatuated just being in their presence! *swoons at the thought*

Oh and a Nice Bum!!! Yes please, mmmmmm *slap*

[Sutter]

Oh and a Nice Bum!!! Yes please, mmmmmm *slap*

Had an ex that liked the same thing. I asked her why: "Good for thrusting"

:angel:

[Davo_Dinkum]

No wonder you dont get sex.

I can say with total conviction Brian Molko IS NOT Hot, He's a short whiney Big Girls Blouse with a bald spot and a height complex. I dont care how good his makeup artist is or how shiney his satin suits are, When he sings it sounds like nails scraping a chalkboard and all he sings about are his Sexual Conquests and his Chemical Conquests. Its like talking to a junked up drag queen in Kings Cross, with the exception that the drag queen is funnier and has a better wig maker.

I just like Men. (and women too)
Slim, Shortish and Sexually Confident without Overt Arrogance or sleaze.
No Yobs! No Metrosexuals! Casual, Intelligent and Witty ones are my favourites.

You become infatuated just being in their presence! *swoons at the thought*

Oh and a Nice Bum!!! Yes please, mmmmmm *slap*

Meh, I find him physically attractive and I like Placebo's music alot...Get over it...

Methinks someone may be alittle jealous?

[Davo_Dinkum]

I also don't mind this guy

http://www.wimp.com/ninjas/

I don't usually like Asians, but this guy is abit of alright.

[Bifrost]

who looks like a chickAnd what's wrong with that then?

Me?...Probably a guy I can have a beer with and talk shit with and have a laugh with.

Hey - it says "like" not "like to shag". What can I say, if a bloke is a mate of mine, then I like him.

[d3kst3r]

straight guys really don't give a shit what other guys look like. I have friends who are so metrosexual that they look like women, and other friends who look like bogans. I don't give a shit, so long as they're alright to spend some idle time with its ok.

[rascuache]

Methinks someone may be alittle jealous?

Of what? :confused:

He is Short
So am I

He cant sing
Neither can I

He Takes Drugs
So do I

He Fucks Men and Women
So Do I

He is Going Bald and covers it with a Cowboy Hat and lots of Frontal Photographs.
I'm Not

So i guess i am Jealous of his Bald Spot :lame:

oh...I have :tits:
and he doesnt

[rascuache]

BiFrost is Hot

Brian Molko IS NOT

I dont care what my friends look like. But if I'm on the perv I do !!!

[Bifrost]

:D

*blushes*

[rascuache]

You love it you saucy minx :D

[d3kst3r]

Suprisingly, science has proven that the difference between men and women is very small. All it takes for a man to become a woman is to start taking hormones and oestrogen (I mean psychological and physical change not including genitals). Men start growings breasts and start talking about their feelings more after taking oestragen for a while.

And women start acting more aggressive and masculine and can even sprout hair on their chests and grow beards if they start taking testosterone. A persons sexuality is a chemical balance.

Thats why I have a lot of respect for bi-sexuals, they find humans in general arousing and not just a specific gender.

[rascuache]

We like it Both ways baby! yeeaaaaah!

[d3kst3r]

Though if I had to choose a gender I would choose male :P

Why? Simply because testosterone promotes stronger bodies and also men can enjoy porn wheras women can't because they need some sort of "emotional" stimulation as well to get aroused.

[Bifrost]

Though if I had to choose a gender I would choose male :P

Why? Simply because testosterone promotes stronger bodies and also men can enjoy porn wheras women can't because they need some sort of "emotional" stimulation as well to get aroused.I call generalisation on that porn thing. Many women do enjoy a good dirty movie...but probably not the same 99.9999999% as one would find in the male sample (I said "sample").

Anyway...I think I'd choose female, mainly because I'd have my very own boobies, but also because I've been a boy and I'd like to play girl for a while (not that you didn't all know that one). But of course then there's the whole menstruation thing. Chicks seriously got the raw deal on that one.

Nah I'd still give it a shot.

[rascuache]

men can enjoy porn wheras women can't because they need some sort of "emotional" stimulation as well to get aroused.

:swear: I Take Offense!

Wanna see my pr0n stash buddy...no emotional stimulation there!
Purely Wankabase!

Still I like being female, aside from the glass ceilings, the menstruation and the childbirth
if only for these :tits:

[d3kst3r]

:swear: I Take Offense!

Wanna see my pr0n stash buddy...no emotional stimulation there!
Purely Wankabase!

Still I like being female, aside from the glass ceilings, the menstruation and the childbirth
if only for these :tits:

As with any rule, there are countless exceptions. This only applies to the majority.

As for boobies I don't really rate them very high on my arousal list :P
My order would be 1. Face, 2. Legs, 3. Ass, 4. Boobs.

[Cassa]

Pron with a storyline is pure wank and not in the good way. I just want to see titty action.

[Bostonmess]

Suprisingly, science has proven that the difference between men and women is very small.

Hey, speak for yourself mini-dick.

[StudMuffin]

Pron with a storyline is pure wank and not in the good way. I just want to see titty action.

nah mate, you can't beat the bit of porno music when the plumber/milkman enters

[lostreality]

i heard that lostreality is hot and that all the women send him nawty nekkid photos.

[d3kst3r]

Hey, speak for yourself mini-dick.

Don't talk with your mouth full biatch.

[StudMuffin]

i can't remember when this happened or how but i can remember reading about this research thing and they found that skin condition is one of the main factors taken into account when chosing mating partners - subconciously we are all supposed to see how healthy people are by their skin and this leads to sexual attraction

[Bostonmess]

Don't talk with your mouth full biatch.

It's physically impossible for me to speak with my mouth full, unlike you who seemingly has the uncanny ability to make use of another orifice to utter your drivel. ;)

[Glompbot]

Oh and a Nice Bum!!! Yes please, mmmmmm *slap*

oh man, have you seen an asians ass? *fans self* I have *never* come across a non-hot and non-grabbable asian ass... they're just so.... mmmm

(i definitely go for the ass, but its a bonus i find out after screwing them.... not something I look for beforehand)

But of course then there's the whole menstruation thing. Chicks seriously got the raw deal on that one.

there are lots of ways females can stop getting their periods.... I get one about every 6 months.... i've got a friend who lets herself get it about once a year.

I <3 the pill.... I don't see a point to the whole... horrible period thing... i mean, i bleed, and I get gas... and I get depressed.... its not fun.

:swear: I Take Offense!

Wanna see my pr0n stash buddy...no emotional stimulation there!
Purely Wankabase!

When I have a porn stash... which I haven't for a few years.... it was essentially hentai, and penetration only.... *nod*

[Glompbot]

i can't remember when this happened or how but i can remember reading about this research thing and they found that skin condition is one of the main factors taken into account when chosing mating partners - subconciously we are all supposed to see how healthy people are by their skin and this leads to sexual attraction

Its pheremones as well.

When you're on the pill, you're attracted to someone more like you by their smell (not a suitable reproductive partner).
When you're not on the pill, you're generally attracted to someone who is genetically different (suitable reproductive partner).

[imp]

Me?...Probably a guy I can have a beer with and talk shit with and have a laugh with.

Hey - it says "like" not "like to shag". What can I say, if a bloke is a mate of mine, then I like him.

Funny you mention that b/c that's what I look for in a partner. :) Someone I can have a beer with, talk shit and laugh with. Anyone who's come here for a party knows astro's the social type, good for a laugh and a charming man.
He's a real romantic as well, you just have to get him alone. ;)

He's just the kind of laid back, relaxed, easy going person i've been looking for. Plus he fits the bill looks wise. ;) I really don't have a preference, I've dated all types, tall, skinny, short, muscley, asian boys, e.t.c. but I have to say I enjoy being with a typical "big strong man". He's got strong face (but a wonderful smile), he's athletic, has broad shoulders, a deep voice and is taller than me.
Plus he can pick me up and throw me around. ;) Also a plus.


Oh and a Nice Bum!!! Yes please, mmmmmm *slap*

Oh YES!!!! :D I love a good ass! astro's still the only guy I've seen who can get away with wearing those tight little bonds boxers. *drools* Oh GOD!!! So good.

As for pheromones, there's still quite a bit of debate going on as to if they effect us at all. :) Some people say they do, some say they don't. There's a lot of speculation out there in regards to this topic and a lot of people believe our noses aren't sensitive to pick them up.
Also due to modern hygiene the smell is masked thanks to deoderants, shaving and soaps. :)

[Glompbot]

take a look at this.... (watch the clip)
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/s1210487.htm

Its pretty interesting... a lot of it I already knew, but there is some stuff I didn't.

[That Bloke]

http://monblogue.branchez-vous.com/images/blackeyedboy/brian135_jpg.jpg

Brian Molko, one of the sexiest guys on the planet...

Looking quite androgynous there, I nearly mistook him for Letitia Sardiehr(sp?)

[Davo_Dinkum]

Looking quite androgynous there

That's the idea......

[tehfairy]

I like guys who can tolerate me grabbing their ass and nibbling on their nipples.

[Vardsy]

Hansel is soooooooooo hot right now




http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/9/0/8/3/hansel.jpg



























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[BtrFly]

tall, blonde,blue eyes, good legs/butt, easy to talk to... hang on... *checks current sexy thing* oh wait never mind, i have found him :p

haha

oh and i like hollys thing - big dick, bigger wallet :p

[d3kst3r]

I like guys who can tolerate me grabbing their ass and nibbling on their nipples.

So.... what you doin tonight? :FIREdevil

[Chocoholic]

I don't have a type. I fall for the person not their look.

[Javaira]

I really like intelligent guys.

I like them even more when you get them talking about something they really know alot about and start sounding all confident like.

MMMMMM.

I find myself taking a second glance at guys who have that dishelved look of someone who spends to much time in front of a monitor and not enough time infront of a mirror.

These guys tend to want to actually hear what you have to say, also really a really attractive trait for an opinionated woman like myself.

Physically they can't be to buff because that tends to bode of narcissism, or really really big because that can be quite overwhelming. Otherwise any size goes, sharp mind and quick wit will hook me in everytime.

[Glompbot]

Yeah, intelligent guys.... but witty is better.

and I like guys who like to talk lots too, a lot of the time (suprising I know) I actually don't feel like talking, I just feel like listening to someone else speak, and having them not afraid to talk even when my responses are 'mm'.
and who get as excited about stuff as me.
and will understand when I stop and go 'oooh shiny' at stuff.... or when I scream out 'SCOOTER PORN' at passing scooters.


I don't like overly large guys, nor incredibly thin (although I've dated about.... 4 guys who were.... so goddamned skinny it was scary)....
Height isn't an issue, but I prefer someone taller than me.... just so I don't have to tilt my head down when kissing.

[excalibur]

Height isn't an issue, but I prefer someone taller than me.... just so I don't have to tilt my head down when kissing.

Do men come in a size that small?? You sure they aren't mature looking 6 year olds?

[Glompbot]

>_<

As I said... its not an issue...
almost everyone is taller than me.

[Something Fast]

I like fe-males.
*Does a barrel roll*

[imp]

I'm with Sapia on this one. Intelligence is important but just as important is a man who can laugh and take being laughed at. People who take themselves too seriously get boring pretty quickly. :)

I love that I can whip out a random quote from a TV show, something we've both read online, a movie e.t.c and astro will not only know what i'm on about but join in as well. :)

Plus I just spent 4 years with someone who was my height/a little shorter and I much prefer a taller guy. Plus I never liked built men but I do now, there's something to be said for someone who can pick you up and carry you around. ;)

I like fe-males.
*Does a barrel roll*

You're a funny chap!!! :p

[Cassa]

There's something beautiful to be found about every human (well, barring the morbidly obese ones, that shit doesn't do it for me) - I guess my point is I can find almost anyone attractive because chances are they'll possess at least one trait I like, maybe I'm just a loving person *gags self with spoon*

[Davo_Dinkum]

There's something beautiful to be found about every human (well, barring the morbidly obese ones, that shit doesn't do it for me)

And Noddy.

[Steely]

Originally Posted by Cassa
There's something beautiful to be found about every human (well, barring the morbidly obese ones, that shit doesn't do it for me)
Cassa you hippy,you're so right,plus rep for you :)

[d3kst3r]

Women sure are a fussy lot. All men want is this:

--------Boobs--------

[imp]

Women sure are a fussy lot. All men want is this:

--------Boobs--------
So a man with boob job is OK? ;)

[sperm]

haha

oh and i like hollys thing - big dick, bigger wallet :p
bah, those attributes never helped me :swear:

[stinky]

So a man with boob job is OK?

Sure if the lights are out, he doesn't talk and keeps his tackle outta the way.

[imp]

Sure if the lights are out, he doesn't talk and keeps his tackle outta the way.

Yeah, that might be a double paper bag job as well. ;) Just in case someone turns on the lights and then one of the bags breaks.

[d3kst3r]

Eh? o_0

[imp]

Eh? o_0
A bag for your head and a bag for his! KHAN everyone knows about the 2 bag rule! Or have I just gone too far with the man with a boob job sex thing?

[ms edeity]

You can never go too far with a man with a boob job.

[The Cunt]

http://monblogue.branchez-vous.com/images/blackeyedboy/brian135_jpg.jpg

Brian Molko, one of the sexiest guys on the planet.....a close second to Ville Valo.
That's not sexy. Pretty, yes. Sexy, no.

[minorproblem]

I like boys who are taller than me, solid and red-haired. Green eyes are a plus.

I am dating a short brunette, though. Go figure.
Ive got a friend you should talk to =p

[Tigress]

sharp mind and quick wit will hook me in everytime.

Me too! :banana:

[AhhDiddums]

Looks: I like guys that are about 6 feet tall, and skinnyish (not too skinny.). Somewhere between short and shaggy hair.

Personality: Not a popular type, just chill and optimistic and fun. (goes the same for chicks)


By the way, I'm a guy.

[minorproblem]

I dont normally look at guys rofl, but i think short neat hair and fit is what most girls would like, with clear skin and want to do things for themselves and not be a little bitch :p

[d3kst3r]

A bag for your head and a bag for his! KHAN everyone knows about the 2 bag rule! Or have I just gone too far with the man with a boob job sex thing?

I kind of muttered a big WTF when the topic of discussion turned to transexual men having sex with each other in the dark.

[Glompbot]

I dont normally look at guys rofl, but i think short neat hair and fit is what most girls would like, with clear skin and want to do things for themselves and not be a little bitch :p

nah, scruffy hair is sexier.

but yeah, well groomed.
Not like the guy from American Psycho... but guys who wash their face, and aren't afriad to exfoliate to keep their skin looking good, the ones who brush their hair and wash it regularly.

Actually.... hair is a major thing, I don't really even notice it but I immediately rule out a guy with lanky and/or greasy hair...

A guy has to have a good head of hair on him for him even to catch my eye (and this surpasses the whole asian preference thing)... even if its cut short/shaved off, it still has to be well kept... I don't like hair that looks like the person uses cheap supermarket shampoo and conditioner... or worse, soap. *shudder*

the hair on a persons head should *not* feel as coarse as pubic hair.


(i have little mini-crushes at the guys who work at my hairdressers salon sometimes.... even the one with blue eyes!)

[imp]

I dont normally look at guys rofl, but i think short neat hair and fit is what most girls would like, with clear skin and want to do things for themselves and not be a little bitch :p

You're pretty spot on, well for my tastes anyway. :) I love a man with fire in his heart and a mind of his own! Clean shaven, short/neat/shaven hair, fit. Yum.

I kind of muttered a big WTF when the topic of discussion turned to transexual men having sex with each other in the dark.

I kind of muttered WTF while making posts about it too. ;) Paper bag jokes never get old though.

[d3kst3r]

You're pretty spot on, well for my tastes anyway. :) I love a man with fire in his heart and a mind of his own!

Fabio Fabio!

[imp]

http://www.ibiblio.org/jewel/RomanceNovel/Images/Fabio.jpg FABIO!

[d3kst3r]

As for pheromones, there's still quite a bit of debate going on as to if they effect us at all. :) Some people say they do, some say they don't. There's a lot of speculation out there in regards to this topic and a lot of people believe our noses aren't sensitive to pick them up.
Also due to modern hygiene the smell is masked thanks to deoderants, shaving and soaps. :)

I've got a small collection of pheromones and let me tell you, they definitely work. Some better than others. I've got so many countless pickup experiences using pheromones that I'm convinced without a doubt.

[imp]

I've got a small collection of pheromones and let me tell you, they definitely work. Some better than others. I've got so many countless pickup experiences using pheromones that I'm convinced without a doubt.
Scary but I commend your commitment to the cause. ;) I'm still on the stand point that with soaps, deoderants and such we have these days, it's tricky for them to actually be picked up properly by the human nose.

My bet is still with vision being a much more powerful sense for first attraction. :)

[d3kst3r]

Thats why you put the pheromones on after you've had a shower :P

Anyways, there's pheromones for chicks too. On pheromone forums on the internets lots of chicks swear by it to bag guys. I notice when I wear it and I walk down the street I get lots of eye contact from chicks and many stare at me and chat me up.

A good place to go with pheromones on is the video game arcade. I sit down and start playing some game and 4/5 times some chick will sit beside me and start complimenting me on how well I play and shit and start trying to chat me up. Anyways I still swear by it. Pheromones = the Lynx effect.

[imp]

Thats why you put the pheromones on after you've had a shower :P

Anyways, there's pheromones for chicks too. On pheromone forums on the internets lots of chicks swear by it to bag guys. I notice when I wear it and I walk down the street I get lots of eye contact from chicks and many stare at me and chat me up.

A good place to go with pheromones on is the video game arcade. I sit down and start playing some game and 4/5 times some chick will sit beside me and start complimenting me on how well I play and shit and start trying to chat me up. Anyways I still swear by it. Pheromones = the Lynx effect.
Applying them with wipes though is a bit different to people creating their own though and being able to sense natural pheromones secreted from the skin. If you're applying them the potentcy may be stronger hence why they work. :) What brand are these wipes?

Mostly I just think we can't pick up naturaly created ones hence why people use wipes and I'm even sceptical about if they work or not. ;) I'm just sceptical damnit. :p

[d3kst3r]

Wipes? I use spray-on. And the quality varies. The best brands go for like $80 a an ounce and the shit brands go for like $20 an ounce. What you're paying for is the pure pheromone content. With an $80 bottle the effects are so great that chicks around me stare at me like idiots and hotties giggle like shy little girls when I talk to them. A $20 bottle you'll get maybe one or two hits per day and the reactions are less pronounced but it still guarantees for me an easy pickup if I put in just a little effort.

[imp]

Wipes? I use spray-on. And the quality varies. The best brands go for like $80 a an ounce and the shit brands go for like $20 an ounce. What you're paying for is the pure pheromone content. With an $80 bottle the effects are so great that chicks around me stare at me like idiots and hotties giggle like shy little girls when I talk to them. A $20 bottle you'll get maybe one or two hits per day and the reactions are less pronounced but it still guarantees for me an easy pickup if I put in just a little effort.
Noice! :)

[Cassa]

Once again I would like to state, it's all about the sex hair.

[Dundasbro]

There's something beautiful to be found about every human
Yeah, I was once as naive as you too, then the weight of the world came crushing down upon me like a tonne of bricks, which is actually sad because i'm only 15:grr:

But anyway, with most people there is some form of goodness in them, and I try to focus on that most of all no matter who the person is or what their background is. I always seem to find something good about annoying or stupid or mean people that makes them being around me bearable...

[excalibur]

I don't like hair that looks like the person uses cheap supermarket shampoo and conditioner... or worse, soap. *shudder*

I use soap on my hair, and noone can tell the difference. Probbably because (not counting the Zmeet, when I had a brain melt and decided to try and grow it) my hair is long when it gets to 1/2 an inch. My mum has been a hairdresser for 30 years, and couldn't tell I didn't use shampoo, even though it's in the shower, and I haven't used conditioner in longer than I can remember.

[d3kst3r]

There's something beautiful to be found about every human

*scratches his own ball sack then sniffs his underarms

[Javaira]

Ok I have to mention my pet hate.

I detest bad breath, which normally rules most smokers out but not all.

No matter how wonderful a man is, if his breath is terrible then I get totally turned off. On the other hand I think smell is incredibly important. I really love the way my husband smells when gets all sweaty. Fresh sweat, not that hour old sweat that smells like old socks. Funny thing is we very nearly broke up when I was on the pill. I wouldn't call that scientific proof of the pheremone theory though.

[Glompbot]

I use soap on my hair, and noone can tell the difference. Probbably because (not counting the Zmeet, when I had a brain melt and decided to try and grow it) my hair is long when it gets to 1/2 an inch. My mum has been a hairdresser for 30 years, and couldn't tell I didn't use shampoo, even though it's in the shower, and I haven't used conditioner in longer than I can remember.

And thats why your hair looks like pubes.


You're not one of the 'nice hair' people I know.

[imp]

Ok I have to mention my pet hate.

I detest bad breath, which normally rules most smokers out but not all.

No matter how wonderful a man is, if his breath is terrible then I get totally turned off. On the other hand I think smell is incredibly important. I really love the way my husband smells when gets all sweaty. Fresh sweat, not that hour old sweat that smells like old socks. Funny thing is we very nearly broke up when I was on the pill. I wouldn't call that scientific proof of the pheremone theory though.

I agree there. Usually i'm the same which some people think strange b/c I smoke myself (not ciggies) but i'm pretty particular about oral hygiene b/c I have such a problem with bad breath.

My fiance smokes and he has no bad breath at all! It's marvelous! :) I think it's important that even though you're with someone for the long haul that you still take pride in your appearance and how you take care of your body. My ex pretty much let himself go after 3 yrs and it was horrible. I almost felt betrayed.

[Elf]

http://www.ibiblio.org/jewel/RomanceNovel/Images/Fabio.jpg FABIO!

:barf:

[imp]

:barf:

Fabio will be most upset your loins didn't turn to jelly at the site of his hair. :(

[ms edeity]

I can't believe it's not butter.

[Munchkin]

There's lots of things I like in someone (sense of humour, kindess, nice eyes, intellect blah blah blah ) but one thing I really detest is poor hygiene. Bad breath isn't the most pleasant of things I know, but neither is someone who stinks so bad they leave stains in the armpits of their t-shirts (On more than one occasion I had to throw away my ex's shirts because I couldnt get the fucking dirt and sweat stains out )

[Elf]

There's lots of things I like in someone (sense of humour, kindess, nice eyes, intellect blah blah blah ) but one thing I really detest is poor hygiene. Bad breath isn't the most pleasant of things I know, but neither is someone who stinks so bad they leave stains in the armpits of their t-shirts (On more than one occasion I had to throw away my ex's shirts because I couldnt get the fucking dirt and sweat stains out )

More than one occasion?

Why didn't you learn the first time?

[Elf]

Fabio will be most upset your loins didn't turn to jelly at the site of his hair. :(

Then he may kiss my nipple :D

[Munchkin]

More than one occasion?

Why didn't you learn the first time?


Well I did point out that fact that even a Stain-Devil wouldn't shift the attractive yellow pit stains, but after hearing 'Sweating is natural, whats the problem?' I used to just put everything straight in the bin.

[Elf_Girl]

Bit late responce...buutttt one that can fuck good, have a sense of humour and looks all in the one package...no pun intended ;)

And I have one. :D

[mangi]

late, but i just joined...not my fault

funny
caring
a mate - can chat about whatever, whenever, with no (or little) embarrassment (though mine's more embarrassed than me most of the time)
sweet & cute - one of the ones that you look at and you know why you're with him..even when he's rambling on about random (generally nerdy) stuff :)
not snobby, overprotective or easily jealous, and doesnt expect you to be someone/something you're not (you wont change for him & he doesnt want you to either)
looks arent necessary - just added extras, hot ones are usually up themselves anyway (both sexes..experience not just from ex's)
same with being good in bed. never cared about it before, but it's good to have one now that i'm 'up to' that stuff (ie. now that i've 'popped')


elf girl: you lucked out matey. he's the best, sucked in
/gloat

[~42~]

I like tall, broad shoulders, shortish hair, a shy smile and dimples. and BIG feet...have to be at least a size 12 IYKWIM!!

I said I would never date a blonde...I married one instead :P

[Elf_Girl]

I'm so lost!
Me and my boy get along personality wise which helps ALOT! I think he's the only male that can put up with my embarassing stupid comments, and he does them back...We think alike which is great - and sometimes say the same things from a senario (sp?) because most "ammusing" clips off the net he's seen too!

Big feet? .... is that so you know they have a big ...... I'm going to cut off there. :D

[mangi]

you dont know who i am, do ya elfie? :p

it's good that you and your new boy get along so well. random stuff is funny, espically when you both know what you're on about! and if not, then it's just funny to laugh at the lameness of it all.

big feet? i guess you know he's not asian :p

[~42~]

big feet? i guess you know he's not asian :p

I wouldn't stereotype/generalise until you have measured every Asian male on this earth...go on then...

[imp]

Big feet really only means one thing. Big socks.

[minorproblem]

Big feet really only means one thing. Big socks.
And big shoes :p

[~42~]

Is it a proven fact about the big feet thing? Or just an old wive's tale?

[imp]

I think it comes down to proportion. :) Big guys (tall) usually have big feet, big hands e.t.c. and so people assume they must have a big cock. If that makes sense.

astro has size 13 feet and i'm a VERY happy woman if that helps. ;)

[Serpent_Girl]

I like personality then looks.

Someone who I can have fun with and who cares about me lots. :)

[pieman]

What you should look for in a man... is if they are me.

[~42~]

astro has size 13 feet and i'm a VERY happy woman if that helps. ;)

ditto for me with my husband...he is a size 13 and I am a VERY VERY happy woman too! :):elefant:

[~42~]

What you should look for in a man... is if they are me.

Well you do have Gir as your avatar and you have a douglas adams quote in your signature....it appears you are correct - we should look for something of you in out perfect male and it just so happens that my husband has a liking for both those things :) So I guess you are correct! Thanks for confirming it for me Oh mighty perfect male ;p

[SuperNova]

yeah I would go for anything with a dick.............LOL just jokes :elefant:

[Elf_Girl]

you dont know who i am, do ya elfie? :p

it's good that you and your new boy get along so well. random stuff is funny, espically when you both know what you're on about! and if not, then it's just funny to laugh at the lameness of it all.

big feet? i guess you know he's not asian :p

i'm guessing Manda ... ? Took me a while, i'm so slow! :D

hehe yeah, we've had a few ups and downs this past week, but now that it's sorted, things are better than ever!

[s3raph]

ditto for me with my husband...he is a size 13 and I am a VERY VERY happy woman too! :):elefant:
I have size 12 feet, but I'm considering wearing bigger shoes :p

[Fitty]

I have size 15 feet, but then again so does my 12 year old brother.

[Cassa]

In my experience it's usually proportional to the whole package, not just the feet but I don't think think there's a rule for it, human bodies are weird - you'd never get anywhere guessing a woman's bra size from the size of her shoes would you :P

[stinky]

I have size 13 feet, Unfortunately god decided that I would be the exception that proves the rule. :(

still, I have a great personality! oh wait .. i don't ... shit :(

[excalibur]

I'm only a size 11 foot, but have very large hands. I wonder what that means. Also, guitar = win. Strength and callouses..... :D

/bad man response

[Elf_Girl]

I have very small feet for my height, even though im short, I still have really small feet .....

Moral to my story, I wonder if i was a man if i'd be small.
(kidding) :)

[BlueBoy]

I have very small feet for my height, even though im short, I still have really small feet .....

Moral to my story, I wonder if i was a man if i'd be small.
(kidding) :)
You'd probably make a fine hobbled, Japanese wife though.

[ThraX]

I don't think it's proportional at all.... that thing about feet (scientifically) is that your foot is the same size as the distance between your wrist joint and your elbow joint (inside of arm).

I can't recall at time in my adult (or near adult) life that I've actually SEEN another cock, but from what I hear from female mates most of the time it goes hand in hand with personality!

Guys who are joking, laid back, relaxed, cool headed etc are usually packing quite the pork sword. However guys who stress heaps, are uneasy with themselves or are complete and utter loudmouth wankers that nobody likes, usually have tiny cocks. This is also known as the 'little man syndrome' where the guy is so paranoid about his tiny cock that he is a complete arrogant asshole to the rest of the world.

Thats my 2c :P

[tehfairy]

I find length varies, but the shape will tend to mimick the shape of the guy it belongs to.

[Cassa]

The important question is, does it really matter?

Guys, don't worry, the answer is 'not really'.

[Something Fast]

I'm a size 6 1/2 to 7 1/2 shoe but I must be an exception to the rule...

[Elf_Girl]

Cassa: It's not the size that matters...It's how you use it!

Sorry, but it had to be said ;)

[ThraX]

its true, HOWEVER

if you dunno how to use it, size doesn't matter
if you DO know how to use it, size is very preferable!

and in some cases, yes, size DOES matter.
it MATTERS when your 'too' big and hit the 'top' and a girl and cause her pain. thats when I consider size mattering

[Cassa]

Thrax: That is very true. It fucking hurts.

[ThraX]

I know :/
I've done myself out of much pleasure time by going just a little too far in my younger days. Luckily after a while I figured out how far is too far ^_^
smooth sailing ever since