Does he like me or doesn't he?

[Mountain]

Ok, a rumour recently started at skl dat me and dis boy were going out. Dis guy isn't special. He isn't good looking but he is tall and has one hell of a personality so I do like him.
Anyway, wen dis rumour came out, he replied with 'maybe' wen ppl asked him and one girl told me that he said he would like to go out with me. Anyway, wen I asked him about it he said he was just messing with them, telling them what they wanted to hear. Then I asked him if he wanted to play along and he said no.
Is he just messing with me too?

[eeefreak]

waddup foo. you and dis hot peez of ass needs to git sum mad booty shakin akshun yo!
keep it real on da wess side.
you mad crazy in da hizzouse.
word.

[eeefreak]

ps: is dis him yo? (http://www.angelfire.com/dc2/julian/) coz if so he da fly shizznit y'all.

[Mountain]

wat are u on about?

[That Bloke]

wat are u on about?

We wunda da same about u

[label]

ps: is dis him yo? (http://www.angelfire.com/dc2/julian/) coz if so he da fly shizznit y'all.

eeefreak LOL, does Julz look 15 to you?

wat are u on about?

It would help you get a better response if you didn't use txt language.

So this boy told people that he may like you, when you asked him what that was about he said he was just messing about.

How old is he?
Does he have a girlfriend?

[RusTsurfR]

Ok, a rumour recently started at skl dat me and dis boy were going out. Dis guy isn't special. He isn't good looking but he is tall and has one hell of a personality so I do like him.
Anyway, wen dis rumour came out, he replied with 'maybe' wen ppl asked him and one girl told me that he said he would like to go out with me. Anyway, wen I asked him about it he said he was just messing with them, telling them what they wanted to hear. Then I asked him if he wanted to play along and he said no.
Is he just messing with me too?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Id advise paying attention in English class. Maybe hes into literate people.

[Grumblefish]

Real people speak like this, but Mountain speaks like dis.

[eeefreak]

Real people speak like this, but Mountain speaks like dis.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. *snigger*

[eeefreak]

eeefreak LOL, does Julz look 15 to you?

sure man! but didn't you have mad bitches spitting out kids and homiez to hang wiff at that age too??

[Grumblefish]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. *snigger*

FATALITY

[hazza]

wtf

[imp]

Maybe he really, really likes dyslexic girls. :)

[RusTsurfR]

wtf
HAHA AGGREED! Those three simple words...or one simple phrase sums up this entire thread.

[Up_All_Night]

if he liked you, he woulda been up for the playing along.

[johny_roberts]

Dis is wht yis do. At skl give dis boy :bj: then leave if dis boy wanted to her dis grl spek we wold ask. Then tells the ppl you is kinky

[label]

Johny, you are so fluent at babble. Have you been hanging out at the school again? I don't think your probation officer would be too happy after last time.

[Kid_Lobotomy]

Ok, a rumour recently started at skl dat me and dis boy were going out. Dis guy isn't special. He isn't good looking but he is tall and has one hell of a personality so I do like him.
Anyway, wen dis rumour came out, he replied with 'maybe' wen ppl asked him and one girl told me that he said he would like to go out with me. Anyway, wen I asked him about it he said he was just messing with them, telling them what they wanted to hear. Then I asked him if he wanted to play along and he said no.
Is he just messing with me too?

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, learn the fucking English language. :swear:

[Thyrd]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/mosesenglish.jpg

[Dundasbro]

http://englishmf.ytmnd.com/

[ms edeity]

No. He clearly doesn't.

Fo shizzle.

[johny_roberts]

Johny, you are so fluent at babble. Have you been hanging out at the school again? I don't think your probation officer would be too happy after last time.

Its easy label here are 3 simple steps to be fluent at babble.

1) Drink a lot of brews
2) Smoke tons of bowls
3) Repeat steps 1-2

[label]

Thanks for the heads up johny, I too want to get down so will exercise your 3 step plan

[FatherShark]

FATALITY

HEADSHOT

[imp]

No. He clearly doesn't.

Fo shizzle.

My nizzle.

[That Bloke]

My nizzle.
Itz "Ma Nizzle"

[Sutter]

Crap, accientaly +repped Mountain. Wanted to -rep. >:(

[MC SoD]

ok dis boi obfi0sly is a playa str8 up yo wat u wan 2 do is go out wit sum1 who isn so fayk and won play u so much k?

[Jimma]

dis gi's tryna play u 4 a fool. u gotsta find ot where he livs, n steal his shit.

[That Bloke]

Crap, accientaly +repped Mountain. Wanted to -rep. >:(
I'll equalise for you.

Every now & then we get people who post like they're SMSing on crack & it shits me.

[BlueBoy]

Christ on a stick.
Buy a fucking dictionary.

[ms edeity]

Crap, accientaly +repped Mountain. Wanted to -rep. >:(
Nice one Sutter. Now there'll be a new thread about some boy who may or may not like her because he repped her but later said it was crap.

[Cassa]

This is too amusing to delete.

[annie]

We just need someone to use the word 'youse' and the thread can be closed.

[ewe2]

another social disaster.

youse.

[Holster]

youse bastids just dnt understand dat dis girl needs serios advice.

4 serios

[That Bloke]

We just need someone to use the word 'youse' and the thread can be closed.

But that's Ocker colloquialism not fucked up SMS crack wigger talk

[jmoore]

dnt tlk ths way abt my frienz u guys r gay.

shout out to ma couzinz!

[imp]

Itz "Ma Nizzle"

Oh I'm sorry. I guess I'm not fluent in FREAKA!!! :D

[annie]

But that's Ocker colloquialism not fucked up SMS crack wigger talk


True, but they are both bastardised forms of the english language and both extremely annoying to listen to, or in this case, read :)

There's a girl i work with who says 'youse' all the time. She also says things like 'We done that earlier today'. It's a wonder after 3 weeks i haven't stabbed her in the eye yet.

[johny_roberts]

Crap, accientaly +repped Mountain. Wanted to -rep. >:(

nigger:fu:

[excalibur]

I vote this thread a grade A train wreck.

It may now be closed.

[kev]

I vote this thread a grade A train wreck.

It may now be closed.
Closed?? Are you serious i want this mountain thing to post more, this is the funniest thread I've read for ages.

[pliskin]

i just wanted to use this pic

[Holster]

Hey buster!!!

Dont even try to derail this thread k

[cyberwired]

oooo hehehe I made the mountain reddddddd

[d3kst3r]

Bloody teenage adolescents and their stupid fucking problems.

[excalibur]

Just a note to mountain. We speak the Queen's english on this site, and it would be an enhancement to your site experience if you do the same. Also, you are not limited to 160 characters in your posts. Please just keep this in mind. It will also add to your enjoyment of this site.

[Canalien]

Who the fuck even speaks like that in an SMS message?

[Bifrost]

Now...It's been a while since I was in highschool (I'm making assumptions here)...But do people actually write like this these days? I mean sure, I can't even use predictive text on my mobile because it can't predict anything with more than 3 syllables and generally it has no fucking idea what "filesystem corruption" or "disk-bound i/o" is...But this is just a bit much.

Still...Who knows...Perhaps in a generation or two no one will actually write any characters not absolutely essential to the understanding of a sentence and though I did find the going a little tough with the "skl" reference (what, skull, skel, skill???), I picked it up and I came out the other side with a general understanding not just of this poor person's love life situation, but also of their grade level and therefore their age. Of course I could have looked at their profile and assumed they were telling the truth, but that would have required more effort.

Oh crap, this is over 160 - I'll have to send 2 messages. :(

[That Bloke]

Who the fuck even speaks like that in an SMS message?

People take the piss out of me because I SMS in full words.

[Dundasbro]

Oh man shes into negative rep, thats actually quite sad, what did she have to begin with?

[That Bloke]

Still...Who knows...Perhaps in a generation or two no one will actually write any characters not absolutely essential to the understanding of a sentence

Some people(myself included) theorise that in the next few decades we'll see that the popular forms of media & communication technology will lead to the wealthier classes & more developed populations losing their literacy & verbal articulation while the lower classes & under developed classes(Who have less access to this technology so rely on more traditional forms of media) will have literacy skills & verbal articulation as good or greater than the higher classes.

[That Bloke]

Oh man shes into negative rep, thats actually quite sad, what did she have to begin with?

0(they all start that way) then 3 due to Sutter's accident, then 0 again due to my equalisation.

[That Bloke]

. Of course I could have looked at their profile and assumed they were telling the truth, but that would have required more effort.
(

That information is ommited from her(assuming) profile.

[jmoore]

theres lots of young stupid girls who type in this way these days, its quite dispicable really. at least mountain isnt TyPiNg In AlTeRnAtInG kEyS

[TheMightyPhill]

I have a cousin who texts and emails like that. I want to scream at her to learn the language we speak but family sensitivities prevent me. It shits me to tears.

[That Bloke]

I have a cousin who texts and emails like that. I want to scream at her to learn the language we speak but family sensitivities prevent me.
Why would family "Sensitivities" prevent you from educating her?

[Jimma]

I don't see what's wrong with shorthand. For those who understand it, there is a saving of time. Considering we only live for so long that has to be worth more than being understandable to those who aren't on you level anyway.

[TheMightyPhill]

Why would family "Sensitivities" prevent you from educating her?

I suppose I could take the softly softly approach. I was being quite literal when I said scream at her. Having said that she is young and I guess I could lighten up. As with most things, my opinion of how she chooses to write in text form is not neccessarily the correct one. As much as anything else, if all her friends cmnic8 like that then telling her it's a little childish would come off as quite insulting.
All said and done it still shits me to tears.

[That Bloke]

As much as anything else, if all her friends cmnic8 like that then telling her it's a little childish would come off as quite insulting.
Educate them all I say, educate them all with a big fuck off hammer.

[MyPetMonkey]

A punch in the face solves all problems....

[jambo]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. *snigger*

Yeah it is!

[TheJackal001]

A couple of things come to mind, AOL'er and my little brother is like that. Trust me, I have tried beating it out of him but i dont think the shock therapy worked. Destroyers of the human language they are.

[Frau Farbissina]

He isn't good looking but he is tall and has one hell of a personality so I do like him.http://web.aanet.com.au/josh/zgeek/goonies.jpg

[Grumblefish]

So did she get the guy and win the game yet?

[label]

No, he wasn't interested preferring to play with boys over Mountain -- but she needed to join this site in order to progress that thought.

[Crazy_Vaclev]

wat are u on about?
You converse so eloquently, let's fuck

[babygirlz]

i would say i am young-ish. fair enough that people on this site want to understand what is written and i agree. i have been picked up on this site for my sms type and have learnt to curve this, but don't you all remember when you were in high school and had your own little lingo that mum and dad just didn't get. i am guilty of shortening words for sms purpose, more because i'm a tight ass, but i am still capable of writing in coherent english. In short i think it is unfair to say these young people are uneducated just because they choose to speak/write in the current lingo. maybe we are just all too old!

[kev]

I still write like that in sms's, not to that extent, but in some cases i shorten obvious words like you to u, and good to gd. Words like that, however I also take into consideration who im sending the sms to. To cut a long story short maybe we are being a bit harsh on Mountain, I'm sure she wont do it again, and if she does we can then roast the hell out of her.

[tomsyman]

It takes longer to understand those hyroglyphics than it does to type out a real word. Turn on predictive text for fucks sake and then the people reading your drivel will be able to understand it. For people who have to type words on a PC like that I pity them their future life career asking "wld u lk fries wth tht?"

[That Bloke]

Imagine what it would sound like if Stephen Hawking typed like that on his voice box thingy.

[Cassa]

Fair enough that that's how a lot of younger people communicate these days (not that it's acceptable, just that it'll be what they're used to), but it doesn't take more than a modicum of intelligence to look at the site and see that NO-ONE else here talks that way. To see that and elect to type in gibberish tard speak anyway means they're either rude or thick, possibly both.

Sorry but I take the english language very seriously.

edit: not meaning you there babygirlz, you're typing coherently

[Sutter]

i would say i am young-ish. fair enough that people on this site want to understand what is written and i agree. i have been picked up on this site for my sms type and have learnt to curve this, but don't you all remember when you were in high school and had your own little lingo that mum and dad just didn't get. i am guilty of shortening words for sms purpose, more because i'm a tight ass, but i am still capable of writing in coherent english. In short i think it is unfair to say these young people are uneducated just because they choose to speak/write in the current lingo. maybe we are just all too old!

Most likly the only reason you stopped doing it here was the verbal beating you got, much like mountain needs. She wants to write like that with her friends? Go nuts, but as Cassa said, we don't do that here. A verbal bash will help her learn when and where certain things are accepted in different places. It's a neccessary part of growing into a well rounded person.

[Mighty Midget]

Ok, a rumour recently started at skl dat me and dis boy were going out. Dis guy isn't special. He isn't good looking but he is tall and has one hell of a personality so I do like him.
Anyway, wen dis rumour came out, he replied with 'maybe' wen ppl asked him and one girl told me that he said he would like to go out with me. Anyway, wen I asked him about it he said he was just messing with them, telling them what they wanted to hear. Then I asked him if he wanted to play along and he said no.
Is he just messing with me too?

He's like so into you, you know? Dis guy jst playing hard to get.
Word!

[ewe2]

look, i like well-spelled english as much as the next person, but i at least have to agree that the language is alive and tends to change, no matter whether i think that's good or not. yes, you do tend to change your style according to who you're with and that's natural, it doesn't require a grammer nazi. i've put up with API's written in American english for years, and I'm used to IRCspeak, so SMS talk isn't a massive crime considering that the real crime is being charged stupid amounts of cash for it.

[ms edeity]

Let's all dumb down in a trendy way.:rolleyes:

[rayjayjohnson]

fo shizzle.

[tomsyman]

grammer nazi.

That's grammar nazi :fu:

[King_Crud]

omglollewlbbqkthxbyecu

[babygirlz]

Fair enough that that's how a lot of younger people communicate these days (not that it's acceptable, just that it'll be what they're used to), but it doesn't take more than a modicum of intelligence to look at the site and see that NO-ONE else here talks that way. To see that and elect to type in gibberish tard speak anyway means they're either rude or thick, possibly both.

Sorry but I take the english language very seriously.

edit: not meaning you there babygirlz, you're typing coherently



thanks for the edit there. :D i do agree with what you say. i speak differently with my brother and partner than i would if i went and visited great granny.
ie wouldn't swear or talk about the great sex i had in her spare room.
so i understand the respect issue. my mum used to always say to me it's not what you say but how you say it!

[RedMaN]

LOL @ the Goonies pic w/ Sloth
"Ba-bee Ruth!"

Looks like she wouldn't know the english language even if it came up and bit her on the arse!

[Something Fast]

lol. is ther any1 lse wundering how long u cn go talkn liek dis b4 ur brian turns 2 mush? lol!1!!

[Dundasbro]

Remember when mobile phones had a voice speaking function? Nup, me neither...

[CMYK]

Wtf?

[Mountain]

Okay. I sincerely apologise if being cool and using text language was too much for you arrogant posh English bitches and bastards to take. But for your information, I can speak perfectly good English. I live in England and, as a result, probably have a better vocabulary then most of you.

Okay, now that I've proven that you lot have no right to go of topic with your senseless complaining about the fact that you can't read text language, I would greatly appreciate it if you took my thread seriously.

Oh yeah, by the way, do you lot write words out in full when you send text messages to each other? I bet you do, losers. Well, at least I save money.

[label]

Okay. I sincerely apologise if being cool and using text language was too much for you arrogant posh English bitches and bastards to take. But for your information, I can speak perfectly good English. I live in England and, as a result, probably have a better vocabulary then most of you.

Okay, now that I've proven that you lot have no right to go of topic with your senseless complaining about the fact that you can't read text language, I would greatly appreciate it if you took my thread seriously.

Oh yeah, by the way, do you lot write words out in full when you send text messages to each other? I bet you do, losers. Well, at least I save money.

LOL! :cheer:

Try harder at proving your english is great.

Back on point -- No he couldn't care less about your games and is :fag:

Make him jealous get off with one of his friends.

:goodluck:

[Fuzzy Dice]

if being cool and using text language

Teehee. Oh, she's going to think we're all horrible cunts after this.

[Goat Boy]

I like the newb.

[johny_roberts]

Okay. I sincerely apologise if being cool and using text language was too much for you arrogant posh English bitches and bastards to take. But for your information, I can speak perfectly good English. I live in England and, as a result, probably have a better vocabulary then most of you.

Okay, now that I've proven that you lot have no right to go of topic with your senseless complaining about the fact that you can't read text language, I would greatly appreciate it if you took my thread seriously.

Oh yeah, by the way, do you lot write words out in full when you send text messages to each other? I bet you do, losers. Well, at least I save money.


mehhh,

Show us your tits you will feel better................

Note: so no update on the dude:drink:

[Fuzzy Dice]

back to the original question, "is he just messing with me too?" I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. It sounds like he's bored with the rumour.

wow, it's hard to think like that, even for a minute. what grade are you in? This sounds like year 8-10 stuff at best.

[Goat Boy]

The newb has tits? I had forgotten that. I love the newb.

[lostreality]

The newb has tits? I had forgotten that. I love the newb.

yeah but i heard they were really droopy and hairy.

[Goat Boy]

But there are two of them, right?

[johny_roberts]

But there are two of them, right?

Three if you count the giant fucking mole.....

[Seeker]

Three if you count the giant fucking mole.....

So she's an animal lover as well eh? :drink:

[hazza]

tits pics plz?

[MyPetMonkey]

Oh yeah, by the way, do you lot write words out in full when you send text messages to each other? I bet you do, losers. Well, at least I save money. Wow you must save on so many 20cent messages..... Bill Gates be warned, mountain will be as rich as you soon.

My advice to you oh genius one is as follows:
shag him
get knocked up
go on welfare
repeat with other guy

ENJOY!

[BlueBoy]

Oh yeah, by the way, do you lot write words out in full when you send text messages to each other? I bet you do, losers. Well, at least I save money.
An SMS is not a telegram. You don't pay per word.

[CMYK]

Suck cock or shut up.

[Thyrd]

Is this thread still alive?

[excalibur]

Okay. I sincerely apologise if being cool and using text language was too much for you arrogant posh English bitches and bastards to take.

You are trying to be cool on a geek site. Riiiiggghhhttt........

Also, most of us are Australian.

There is no character limit on posts on a web forum like there is on SMS's. Be a Character WHORE!!!

One last point. To redeem yourself, please post pictures of your breasts.

[Vardsy]

omglollewlbbqkthxbyecu


This is a point that I have been trying to make for a while now....

Howvagowevagevavega Ivegi thivagink thavagat mavagountivagin neevageeds tovago gevaget avaga coovagoolavaga lavagangwhivagidge

worvagerd

[GutterClown]

oh for gods sake.... its here now too?

Jesus H. Christ... bad spelling (which i suffer from alot of the time, no sleep) is one thing, and most times cant just be turned on\off
but PERPOSLY typn lyk tis shtz me so mch!!!
GOD DAMN. as a male, of 16, i get alot of females in the age group that this is rampant in, talk to me... i tell you, its something simple, and childish, but it makes me want to RIP SOME FUCKERS HEADS OFF... and whats worse, i mean... WORSE THAN FUCKING SMS* SPEAK... is EMOTS!!!... AHH!
christ, all these people that add FUCKING letter and\or word emots that pop up during a conversation... (MSN)...
if that doesnt make you want to encorage terrorists to target that persons house, NOTHING will.
i have lost count, of how many people add me to their contacts list, only to be blocked within an hour, for WASTING my time, and theirs.

i confess... i DID go through a period of trying the stupid sms-typing... never owned a phone, but used msn alot. so i know what im talking about and yes, those are some of the times i think back and wonder "...why the FUCK did i do that?"

look at the logic of it:
you think of the sentance you want to say "your horse is taking a dump on my lawn sir, please remove it, or shots will be fired."
then you spend twice the ammount of time, forcing your brain to forget what 8 - 12 years of school have tought you, and try to 'mak it lok kool'
sentance becomes: "ur hrse is tkin a dmp on me lwn sr plz remov it, or i shot."
now the person reading it has to spend twice the ammount of time it would normally take, just to read the shit.
anyone see the problem there?... GOOD.

for fucks sake... there is nothing 'cool' nothing 'smart' and nothing 'intellegent' about using and over-rated form of lazyness when you dont need to.

MSN IS NOT PAY-PER-WORD.

*(also a form of 1337-speak. i know, i know, even old 1337-speak is being defiled by fuckwits.)

[Holster]

OK, no more grammar nazi stuff lads and ladies, take it to general if you want to discuss the finer points of the english language.

[dwarfthrower]

Should "grammar nazi" be hyphenated there?

[Holster]

I couldn't give a fuck, it would be really helpful if you took the time to comprehend my post kthx.

[Dundasbro]

I can't read.

[Jimma]

I can read, but I can't play by the rules

[rascuache]

I can speak perfectly good English. I live in England and, as a result, probably have a better vocabulary then most of you.


its come to my attention that you don't so much as write the language as chew it up and spit it out.

Living in England doesnt dictate perfect english sweetheart

being cool and using text language

As usual, being cool is acting like you have a low IQ. Bravo!
I'm surprised you filled out the registration form successfully. :rolleyes:

Oh yeah, by the way, do you lot write words out in full when you send text messages to each other? I bet you do, losers. Well, at least I save money.

But thats SMS, not an internet forum, is anyone charging you by the letter here? No, i didnt think so

Moron!

[tikdoph]

I think someone is making a Mountain out of a mole.