the my dick is bigger than yours thread

[sortius]

my dick's so big it makes men shreek like girls and girls woo like nymphs...

[kré]

8=============D

[imp]

Originally posted by sortius
my dick's so big it makes men shreek like girls and girls woo like nymphs...

PROVE IT!

Plop it on the scanner and scan away.

Or stick a digital camera down yer pants :D

[Govzog]

Originally posted by sortius
[B]my dick's so big it makes men shreek like girls.. [B]

Are you sure you're attracting the right crowd there?

[Bussie]

Originally posted by sortius
my dick's so big it makes men shreek like girls and girls woo like nymphs...

And why you would be showing your dick to men to make them shreek is anyones guess!

[sperm]

Originally posted by imp


PROVE IT!

Plop it on the scanner and scan away.

Or stick a digital camera down yer pants :D

Be careful what you wish for imp, doesnt take much to encourage most guy's exhibitionism :p

drop me a email and ill be brave for female eyes, i aint shy :D

TMI ?? rofl !

[primary]

whoop it out.

[Govzog]

*zzzip* *roll roll roll roll THUD* *grin*
Mine has a winch attachment!

EDIT - sorry, my bad. I thought we were talking about my uncles 4wd.

[geggle]

I'm curious as to whether Imp's received any private responses :p

[LauraleeBug]

Originally posted by Govzog


Are you sure you're attracting the right crowd there?

Bug be here!
And I find this thread very interesting :p

Do go on, boys!! Tell us more about yourselves! :D

[SOC]

no

[sperm]

Originally posted by LauraleeBug


Bug be here!
And I find this thread very interesting :p

Do go on, boys!! Tell us more about yourselves! :D

Tell ?
but my MOVIES are so much more descriptive ....... ;)

care to make a review ? :D

[Govzog]

I'd say something, but I'm much too modest ;)

[imp]

Originally posted by geggle
I'm curious as to whether Imp's received any private responses :p

No and I'm very dissapointed :(

I was looking forward to a miriad of pics that looked like a snake pressed up against a window :D :D

[imp]

Originally posted by sperm


Be careful what you wish for imp, doesnt take much to encourage most guy's exhibitionism :p

drop me a email and ill be brave for female eyes, i aint shy :D

TMI ?? rofl !

I don't have to be TOO careful as most people who post threads like these have issues and 99% of the time won't not prove what they claim. :D

*wiggle* My elephant's penis is bigger than yours, sortius

[LauraleeBug]

Originally posted by sperm


Tell ?
but my MOVIES are so much more descriptive ....... ;)

care to make a review ? :D


:confused: Is this a trick question???

[sperm]

forgotten or in denial ? :cool:


LauraleeBug

From: NYC, Australia

Re: :P (Sent: 2002-09-12 00:13)

you were dead sexy!


/me blushes furiously .....

[Tintin]

hey imp... did u like my scan? I know i should have used an A3 scanner instead... 300 dpi... MEGA CLOSEUP!!!!

[imp]

Originally posted by Tintin
hey imp... did u like my scan? I know i should have used an A3 scanner instead... 300 dpi... MEGA CLOSEUP!!!!

*lol*
Yes.

It was like being at the zoo in the reptial enclosure.

[Tintin]

my venom needs milking...

[imp]

Originally posted by Tintin
my venom needs milking...



EEEeeeeeeeewwwww :D

Go see a specialist.

[sperm]

Originally posted by imp

*wiggle* My elephant's penis is bigger than yours, sortius

Bigger than this ? :eek:

http://www.pixlee.net/images/pics/eleph04.jpg


Largest penis in animal kingdom
It is appropriate that large animals should have large genital organs.
The penis of the hippopotamus and elephant can be several feet in length, and uses have some times been found for such weighty organs other than simple reproduction - the pizzle, for instance, formerly used for flogging, was in fact a bull's penis. Marshall's "Physiology of Reproduction" notes that the elephant penis is around 150 cm. in length, a third of which is formed by the pendulous portion. The biggest of all animal penises are to be found among the cetaceans, which include dolphins and whales. In large Rorqual whales the penis can be 10 ft. long with a diameter of up to 1 ft. The whale penis, at its base, consists of two arms attached to the pelvic bones, the arms fuse into the rope-like organ. The penis in cetaceans can generally be retracted into a penile slit


EEEeeeeeeeewwwww :D

YOU should see that specialist !

[rickbitch]

Originally posted by cray
8=============D

not like it ever gets used...........

You ARE married, after all........

[utopian]

I remember that this thread inspired a parody thread by nosedog about sortius having a tiny dick, or was it the other way around?

These two threads aided to the idea of pro-active moderation and brought about a dark age for B&RIA. Regardless, this is a part of our history and needs to be preserved.

P.S. My dick is as big as an xbox.

[kré]

Originally posted by utopian
P.S. My dick is as big as an xbox.

ogm heuge lollolo

[RASPUTIN]

Originally posted by utopian
P.S. My dick is as big as an xbox.

*chuckles* Aren't xboxs about 5cm's thick.

[dwarfthrower]

If mine were any bigger it would frighten the livestock.

[Chocoholic]

Originally posted by utopian

P.S. My dick is as big as an xbox.

Being a mathematician, I know this isn’t a flippant remark. To draw this conclusion you would of first had do to some comparisons and then some calculations….. Sorry I can’t continue this post to many visuals of Utop’s……….. ewwwwww

[pleed]

I thought I had a pimple, then I pissed out of it :mad:

[Poisonivy]

Lujan's cock is the biggest and most beautiful than any of you here.

Your cocks should bow to his superiority... :D

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Poisonivy
Your cocks should bow to his superiority... :D

If it could do that, I wouldn't be here talking to you losers, i'd be part of a travelling freakshow making my fortune.....

[kré]

Originally posted by Poisonivy
Lujan's cock is the biggest and most beautiful than any of you here.

once again in english?

[hooptieride]

Originally posted by dwarfthrower
If mine were any bigger it would frighten the livestock.


What are you doing with your penis out around live stock? :(

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by cray
once again in english?

I think she's calling us all dicks...:rolleyes:

...which, when thinking about it, would make me a 187cm fuckstick..

hmm..

[Dot_1973]

Originally posted by hooptieride
What are you doing with your penis out around live stock? :( Exactly my question!

[still life]

my dick is so big it's declared independance from australia and is now known as the democratic republic of my dick

[utopian]

My dick is so big it uses Drew Carey lines.

[Poisonivy]

Hahahaha Utop, that was brilliant :D

[dwarfthrower]

Originally posted by hooptieride
What are you doing with your penis out around live stock? :(

If you wear a goat-suit and oink like a pig I'll show you.

[Boobmeister]

Some threads should just be left in history ......

[dwarfthrower]

For necro-ing this thread you are hereby sentenced to wearing the goat suit and oinking like a pig.

[Scythe]

For necro-ing this thread you are hereby sentenced to wearing the goat suit and oinking like a pig.

You're assuming that's a punishment....

[muppet]

my dick is so big i gave it to my boyfriend and he looks after it for me



man

that's just SO fucking wrong :/

[KrisEz]

fucking thread necromancy.

[Furball]

Big enough to loosen up a slut who puts out daily. Im talking to you [you].

[KrisEz]

Big enough to loosen up a slut who puts out daily. Im talking to you [you].

fuck you and fuck the you tag.

[That Bloke]

Someone a little emo tonight?

[MasterFarter]

Horses say "OMG you're hung like a MasterFarter" :D

[Chodus]

There is only one thing known to mankind that can defeat Chuck Norris.

That one thing, my penis.

[willh1967]

Big enough to loosen up a slut who puts out daily. Im talking to you [you].

And a big hello to you too Furball:8:

[Furball]

fuck you and fuck the you tag.

Im sure you would like to. But only if you be the bitch.:bananasex