Omfg The Clique

[edeity]

Holy shit IRC has turned into this insipid little nest of high school cattyness. What happened to the old skool slam dunk insults and power punch one liners?

OMFG whats with the ignoring people and talking about insipid shit? Jayzuz. For fuck sake, the bitchy shit is so lame. HINT: THEY WONT SLEEP WITH YOU. Geeks (at least in my experience) hated this shit at school (the whole "he's unpopular, dont talk to him"). Dont tolerate it on your IRC!!!! TAKE BACK THE INTERNET!

Anyone else finding it less than inspiring?

[Lord_Phat]

shut your cunt :fag:

[MC SoD]

what the heck are you even talking about?

[Jimma]

More like less than on fire-ing am i right?

[Glompbot]

Yeah dude! stop ignoring us! we were trying to insult you!

[Juice Biscuit]

IR what?

[Girl.]

Hay guys, edeity is so unpopular. Don't talk to him.

[ms edeity]

shut your cunt :fag:
Slut face. Can i lick it?

[Jimma]

None of the e-babes are in edeity's fan club.

[Whiskers]

edeity got his heart broke by a cheerleader and then the jocks laughed at him ;_;

[MC SoD]

There are e-babes? Shit i've been wasting my time with those slags Girl and Whiskers.

[Lord_Phat]

Slut face. Can i lick it?

once you've paid your fidolla :fag:

[Jimma]

"Omfg The Clacker" is more like it, am I right?

[edeity]

Hay guys, edeity is so unpopular. Don't talk to him.

SEEE!!!!!

Can we have sex?

[Scythe]

This thread is like IRC, only slower and with fewer spelling mistakes.

[Girl.]

SEEE!!!!!

Can we have sex?

No, but you can submit an application for an e-hussy clique of followers to McSoD, Whiskers and I and we will peruse it carefully and decide if you are worthy of our e-worship (and matching avatars).

[RedMaN]

mmmmm, all this talk of cunts and hussy-ness

*pulls up chair*

[King_Crud]

Ediety is a gaybo smelly bum

[ms edeity]

Yup that MUST be it.....*

*Probably

[label]

*Pulls up a chair and waits for the entertainment*

edeity -- don't knock the hustle, zGeeks need some love action too.

[ms edeity]

None of the e-babes are in edeity's fan club.
And - HEY!!

[Girl.]

I heard that ms was an e-babe.

[ms edeity]

It's just a spurious rumour

[MC SoD]

No, but you can submit an application for an e-hussy clique of followers to McSoD, Whiskers and I and we will peruse it carefully and decide if you are worthy of our e-worship (and matching avatars).

sif worthy

[Holster]

Nah, she's hot irl though

[Chocoholic]

I wish I was cool!

[Kamikazee]

sif geeks arn't cool, we're like teh fonz

If your going to bitch about irc, goto #roomofthosewhocare and talk to them...

[MC SoD]

meh wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first

[rascuache]

*goes into zgeek*

i dont know what you mean ed?

Aside from the weird urban fetishes

I agree with Hol

Edeity is real fucken hot in real life.

And look at Ed's ride....ms is Hawt too!...

Damn you pair, i need some time alone now...:whistle:

[Dundasbro]

I want a fan club:elefant:
Meh, guess i have to earn it, and that takes work, and work is boring, so i'll just watch.
~pulls up a chair next to RedMaN and label~

[Thyrd]

<obligatory witty quip>

[munganah]

:grouphug:


This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside

[ewe2]

#zgeek is a crutch for those who can't handle penguins

[Movius]

You suck edeity.

[label]

does edeity swallow? that is the question though.

[edeity]

OMFG I'm copping shit from n00bs. Someone slap them down for bandwagoning. They bring me hating into disrepute. If just anyone can do it, it loses its lustre. Yet to see anything original or witty in defense here yet guys, except you of course movis, always pushing boundaries in new and innovative ways.

On the plus side, genuinely happy to be able to inspire people to come together and unite against something. And isn't it good to bitch about something non-noddy related?

So anyway, back on topic: THIS I WANT TO FUCK A ZGEEK GIRL AND THUS WILL TOLERATE THEM BEING A COMPLETE TWAT SHIT IS LAME. Grow some balls. Women like men with them. The "friend" doesnt get to fuck them, all you get is listening to their medical woes and how boys are assholes. You need to be a challenge to score. Stop being a bunch of pussies.

Pussies.

[ms edeity]

He swallows

[MC SoD]

OMFG I'm copping shit from n00bs. Someone slap them down for bandwagoning. Meh, we could, but you might start a thread complaining about the bitchiness.

[edeity]

Hoe toes!

[psi_ko]

He swallows

so? its not like he gargles tho.

[kev]

so? its not like he gargles tho.
Do you know that for a fact?

[psi_ko]

Do you know that for a fact?

Dont tell me you're jealous....:fag:

[kev]

Dont tell me you're jealous....:fag:
Don't tell me there's a reason to be jealous :fag:

[Jimma]

Don't tell me you're both flaming homogenouseouses

[edeity]

This thread is lacking punch. Someone defend the bitches so I can take you all down please.

[Thyrd]

Leave me e-homies alone edeity. Before I get medieval on yo ass! *nodme*

[ewe2]

This thread is lacking punch. Someone defend the bitches so I can take you all down please.


Wait until the orgy's over.

[edeity]

How's that getting some hot net sex working for you?

[Thyrd]

Pretty good thanks.

[edeity]

edeity -- don't knock the hustle, zGeeks need some love action too.

Actually if they were actually putting out to zgeekers and posting pics or web cams, like I have had the decency to do (I believe Movis said whilst viewing "there needs to be an edeity filter on the internet") it would be fine. But they arent and they wont.

They lack commitment and don't contribute. All talk no action. They need to prove commitment by screwing at least one hapless zgeeker. I shall accept tauntings if they prove worthy as genuine contributors to zgeek culture.

Until then OH.... SO.... VERY... meh.....

[ewe2]

Until then OH.... SO.... VERY... meh.....


It's the law of diminishing IRC returns:

1. start channel and explore the exciting world of IRC
2. hardcore fanclub remains after everyone else gets bored.
3. fanclub discourages n00bs
4. fanclub dies of boredom.
5. ???
6. Profit!!

[Glompbot]

Leave me e-homies alone edeity. Before I get medieval on yo ass! *nodme*

What? like with a maypole?

[Glompbot]

Actually if they were actually putting out to zgeekers and posting pics or web cams, like I have had the decency to do (I believe Movis said whilst viewing "there needs to be an edeity filter on the internet") it would be fine. But they arent and they wont.

They lack commitment and don't contribute. All talk no action. They need to prove commitment by screwing at least one hapless zgeeker. I shall accept tauntings if they prove worthy as genuine contributors to zgeek culture.

Until then OH.... SO.... VERY... meh.....

HEY! I've *done* my tour of duty! Of course, its not like they're *active* members, but my count is at 3 damnit! I think thats enough!

[kev]

HEY! I've *done* my tour of duty! Of course, its not like they're *active* members, but my count is at 3 damnit! I think thats enough!
three???? Now that's not a bad effort, unless you managed this feat by deceitful means, in which case it would be fucking amazing.

[Sodapop]

Holy shit IRC has turned into this insipid little nest of high school cattyness. What happened to the old skool slam dunk insults and power punch one liners?Still there, but your looking for Mickey Mouse while everyone else is at Family Guy.

Get with the times dorkus

[ewe2]

Get with the times dorkus


Halteth lameth inthulter! Thow cantht not be the thingingith with with siwwy jibes lithketh thath!!

[rascuache]

FFS Edeity you whinging bitch

If anyone has been totally fucked by a zgeeker its you.

And the last few times i have been irc #zgeek you havent even been there. You've been here, whinging about the old days being better because these youngin's just dont have respect anymore.

Dont expect to have a fanclub if you sit infront of tv fapping all the time, when i was a n00b you were totally amongst it giving as much shit as possible. Where the fuck have you gone?

And hey, i said you were hawt...so where's my fucking money for backing you up grampa.

And i have shown my boobs!! So i've done my tour of duty too.

[label]

Is showing Edeity your b00bs the initiation ceremony?

[RedMaN]

This thread lacks entertainment *sniff*

Someone better hurry up and get ther tits out... the g33ks are getting restless :D

[imp]

This thread lacks entertainment *sniff*

Someone better hurry up and get ther tits out... the g33ks are getting restless :D
That's all you ever think about huh RedMan?! BEWBS!! :D

[RedMaN]

That's all you ever think about huh RedMan?! BEWBS!! :D
Not all the time :whistle:
I think about other girly parts too ;)

Everything just seems better when BEWBS are involved.

Shhhhhhhhh *taps nose*
Secret squirrel.......

[ewe2]

mmmmm....bewbs....oh um...yeah...bring back the old IRC...thing....

[MC SoD]

I understand this thread now. He's just trying to say:

HAY GUYS
IRC SUCKS NOWERDAYS

[ewe2]

COOL KIDZ DO MSN D00DZ

[rascuache]

I understand this thread now. He's just trying to say:

HAY GUYS
IRC SUCKS NOWERDAYS

I wonder if it swallows too?:bj:

[kev]

I wonder if it swallows too?:bj:
I'm begining to believe, that somehow, everything in this thread ends up being about oral sex? I'm not sure how it happens but it does.

[rascuache]

Ha, someone's obviously under the delusion they are above oral sex

You're above this???
:lesbians:

[LauraleeBug]

Holy shit IRC has turned into this insipid little nest of high school cattyness. What happened to the old skool slam dunk insults and power punch one liners?

OMFG whats with the ignoring people and talking about insipid shit? Jayzuz. For fuck sake, the bitchy shit is so lame. HINT: THEY WONT SLEEP WITH YOU. Geeks (at least in my experience) hated this shit at school (the whole "he's unpopular, dont talk to him"). Dont tolerate it on your IRC!!!! TAKE BACK THE INTERNET!

Anyone else finding it less than inspiring?

Yes, yes I do; I certainly don't like the rules and/or mods anymore either on irc or the forums.......

..... but then again, that's just me...........

But yes "what he said", mkay?

[MyPetMonkey]

I hate you all...... so much...

[Aardvark]

#zGeek is teenchat... made from PEOPLE

Omgaslwannacyba

[kré]

______________________________________

everybody in this thread above this line is either ugly, fat, retarded, a gaylord, or a combination of these four things.

[lostreality]

Omgaslwannacyba


ok.

i like touch your willy and you 'splode in your pants, your mum walks in and is like hey can i like your pants son? you go oh yeaaaaah biatch taste my baby gravy.

[kev]

Ha, someone's obviously under the delusion they are above oral sex

You're above this???
:lesbians:
Above oral sex? What gave you that crazy idea?

[rascuache]

______________________________________

everybody in this thread above this line is either ugly, fat, retarded, a gaylord, or a combination of these four things.


:liar: I am Hawt and Slim!

[Aardvark]

Your username appears above the line, Dear Nutty. ChortleMcLollercaust

[ms edeity]

:liar: I am Hawt and Slim!
I'd hit it. :eclique:

[Vardsy]

And i have shown my boobs!! So i've done my tour of duty too.

I demand a :link:

[Glompbot]

______________________________________

everybody in this thread above this line is either ugly, fat, retarded, a gaylord, or a combination of these four things.

I'm fat!

[RedMaN]

I guess I can the wave the flag for the retarded posse :D

*throws up signs*

[kev]

Well we've got a fat person, a retard and a couple gays. I guess I'll be ugly to even things up.
The Sacrifices I make!

[imp]

I guess I can the wave the flag for the retarded posse :D

*throws up signs*

I bet you can! :D I'll join in too since it sounds like the most fun out of the four.

[kré]

:liar: I am Hawt and Slim!
well that means you're retarded and/or a gaylord.

[rascuache]

well that means you're retarded and/or a gaylord.

Can i go gaylord

i like:lesbians:

[Glompbot]

Bwhahaha there is an eclique smiley! :eclique:

I just noticed it WIN!

[King_Crud]

i'm fucking awesome

[BlueBoy]

Not nearly as awesome as me though.

[Cassa]

BlueBoy is pastor at the first church of awesome.

Our communion involves tacos and beer.

[Serpent_Girl]

Down in front! Now where is this OMFG E-CLIQUE fight?!

/me throws popcorn

[Juice Biscuit]

I bet you can! :D I'll join in too since it sounds like the most fun out of the four.



Wearing a bike helmet inside the house is :coolgleam

[Lord_Phat]

Our communion involves tacos and beer.

tuna? :fag:

edit: fuck that 500th post was a valuable contribution :fag:

[kré]

Can i go gaylord

i like:lesbians:
munch munch, hairy clam for lunch.

[excalibur]

tuna? :fag:

edit: fuck that 500th post was a valuable contribution :fag:
As is every post you make Phat.

Never a more valuable forum member.

:fag:

[King_Crud]

Not nearly as awesome as me though.
wrong, you fail at life