Favorite Simpsons Moment

[d3kst3r]

Almost every day I find myself reminiscing about a hilarious Simpsons moment for some reason. The ones I've come up with today are:

When Homer beats up the Hamburgler and then a little boy starts crying and goes: "He's already dead!"
When Doctor Nick goes: "My favorite part was when he gave me my money."
Apu in one episode tells some customers to leave: "Please respect your purchases and leave my store and please come again!"
Lionel Hutts after losing a court case: "Sorry we lost. Here's the free pizza." Marge: "But we didn't lose." Hutts: "Oh thats ok, the box was empty :D"

[PhilDude]

Mr McGreg - "Dr Nick Riviera!"
Dr Nick - "Well if it isn't my good friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

Homer - "Super fun happy slide!" Flapping arm actions crack me up.

Homer in the land of chocolate, if I recall, when he is day-dreaming in Mr Burns' office.

:elefant:

[matty]

homer, homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history
from the town of springfield hes about to crash into a chestnut tree...doh!*

*words may not be exactly right. do not bite my head off :(

[BlueBoy]

Too many to mention.

[lostreality]

Too many to mention.


then why bother making that inane post??

my fave is the episode with:

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

[Z-Man]

the goggles...they do nothing

[Thyrd]

then why bother making that inane post??

my fave is the episode with:

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

I had that as my voicemail message a while ago. But I changed it because people thought it was for real.

[DCenT3]

"ohh I'm a rage-a-holic, i can't live without rage-a-hole" From the Incredible hulk episode.

[eeefreak]

A real oldie from the whacking day episode that parallels my life a little to closely for comfort:

Homer: Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee? mp3 sample here (http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season4/whacking8.mp3)

[munganah]

Favourite all time episode was when Homer and Lisa get into the sensory deprivation units(check siggy)
The entire episode is a laugh riot.I never realise it is the episode until about half way through
When Ned and his family find Homers sensory dep. unit
Ned-"Rod get daddys burying shovel"
and
Todd-"You sure buried him deep daddy"
Ned-"Not so deep that the lord cant reach him.........and judge him"

[tehfairy]

My favourite has always been the episode where Bart and Lisa anchor a Kids News program, and Lisa goes out to do a humanitarian story on the Crazy Cat Lady. The vision of that wacky old lady with cats clinging to her, picking them off and flinging them at people, will forever make me laugh. Gold.

[Mighty Midget]

Homer: "Operator get me the number for 911"

Homer "All work and no play makes homer something, something"
Marge: "Go crazy"
Homer: "Don't mind if I do!"

[Hooty Mcboob]

One that was on the other day... " I take a whiskey drink, I take a cider Drink and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink"

and of course my all time favourite Simpsons scene.

Comedian: "So I finally got around to reading the dictionary the other day... Turns out the Zebra did it"
(laughter)
Homer: "I don't get it"
Lisa: "Dad, the Zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary"
silence
Bart: "It's a Joke Dad"
Homer: "A Joke? Oh I get Jokes" and then he laughs

That never fails to send me in to a laughing fit

[Vardsy]

Homer: "Bart can you please ask Lisa to pass me the syrup"

Lisa: "Bart can you please tell the Dad that I will not pass it if it is being used on any meat products"

Bart "You dunkin your sausages in the syrup Homeboy?"

Homer: "Marge can you please tell Bart that I would just like to have a glass of syrup like I do every morning"

Marge "Tell him yourself it is Lisa that you are not talking to"

Homer: "Bart thank your mother for pointing that out"

[Blink]

As has already been mentioned - "Super fun happy slide!!!"

The staff at Mt Ruapehu got sick of me referring to the Happy Valley run as "Super Fun Happy Valley".

Mrs Crabapple: "What's wrong with him now?"
Bart: "Night terrors Ma'am".
Homer: (rolling around on the floor asleep) "Aaarrgh! Cobras!!!"

[Donk]

Abe Simpson taking Bart's temperature.

"Oral my eye. Think warm thoughts boy cause this things mighty cold"

[gooey]

when homer saves the power plant with his fat arse and bart says:

"for once dads butt prevented the release of toxic gas!"



non-funny fave moments are:

the episode where homer finds his mum again. at the end she has to leave again and the last scene is homer sitting on the bonnet of his car. some soft music and a falling star goes past.

[gooey]

another one:

homer sitting outside the spinal tap concert:

There was a little Spanish flea
A record star he thought he'd be
he'd heard of singers like beatles and the chipmunks he'd seen on tv
....Why not a Little Spanish Flea?

[Ralmandor]

i have a few

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend

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Mr. burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters?

Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those...

[BlueBoy]

Now in those days nickels had bees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter you'd say.

[Ic3]

Apu: Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.


Bart: Uh, ma'am, what if you're a really good person but you're in a really, really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Sunday School Teacher: For the last time, Bart, yes!

And the quote that got me and my friend laughing for 10 minutes straight!

Marge: Now we have to find another school for you.
Homer: And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

[Canalien]

The halloween episode where homer clones himself, and then ends up taking all the clones out into the country in the back of a truck.
Homer: Alright, now how many of you remember how we got her?
Some clones put there hands up. Homer reveals a shotgun and shoots them.
Homer: Ok, NOW who remembers how we got here?
More clones put their hands up.

That is so off the wall brutally funny I can't help myself when I see it.

THere's another one I saw a while a go, not sure so details are sketch but within the space of a few seconds all homer's dreams come true (free beer, donuts, no work, etc stuff like that) and he can't handle it and his brain overloads and I think he passes out and hits his face on the car horn.

But also, the perpetual classic; The Nine Rakes.

[d3kst3r]

"Hi everybody!"

"Hi Doctor Nick!"

[Davo_Dinkum]

I can't remember the exact wording, I've been trying to find the script for it.....

Anyone know a website with all Simpson's scripts......Particularly the episode with the Krusty Burger American olympians promotion......

Meh I'll have a crack at it anyway....

Kent Brockman: In other news, <insert asian name>'s scream of triuph after winning gold in the uneven bars, was later revealed to be a broken leg.
*cuts to footage*
Asian guy swings off top bar, lands on ground, straights up, Loud cracking noise, Uncontrolable scream.

Damnit I love that part.....

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And another....

*Homer feeling under lounge looking for peanut*
Homer: Ow spikey, Ooo slimey, Uh Oh Moving! Ahh there you are!
*Pulls out hand holding $20 note*
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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*Lab, after scientists have removed crayon*

Homer: Change me back to the blissful boob I was.
Female Scientist: We don't play God around here.
Homer: What?! You do nothing but play God, and I think your octokeet will agree.
Octokeet: Poly shouldn't be! *whistles*

Later in that episode

Marge: Aww come on hunny, a missing crayon could be anywhere.
*Homer dives through front window*
Homer: WHO WANT'S LOTTERY TICKETS?!?!
Marge: Ok, it's in his brain.

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So many others......Every episode has at least 4 memorable quotes.....Love every one.

[d3kst3r]

I just remembered the Springfield vs Shelbyville one.

Bart: "Shelbyville, eat my shorts!"
Flanders: "Yes, eat all our shirts"

[Aurelius]

When they crash into a topiary deer while hunting down Stampy the elephant.....
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!

I reckon they deserved an Emmy just for that scene. Best piece of comedy ever....

[Fitty]

Latest Halloween one, Apu's costume is "ApuD2", that crazy droid.

[Tintin]

From Dude, Where's My Ranch? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude,_Where's_My_Ranch%3F)

Rich Texan: Welcome to the Lazy-Eye Ranch, where we give ya a full week of western ranch livin'.
Comic Book Guy: Do you have an internet connection?
Rich Texan: Internet?! (laughs) Son, the only internet connection we got is a dedicated DSL port in the business lounge. Or, you can patch in through the smart fridge in your cabin.
Comic Book Guy: If said fridge is truly smart, it will be filled with Hot Pockets and baloney by the time I get there. Goodbye.

[abelgold]

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

{Homer drinks beer and time passes...}

..so I says, yea, you want that money come and find it, cause I don't know where it is ya baloonee. You make me wanna retch...

[SOC]

My favourite Simpsons moment is that bit in the opening credits where the camera pans down from the clouds to the school and then into the classroom whre Bart is writing on the blackboard, and in every episode he's writing something different right there on the same blackboard, in the same classroom. Man, I just love that bit. :coolgleam

[BlueBoy]

I can't remember the exact wording, I've been trying to find the script for it.....

Anyone know a website with all Simpson's scripts......Particularly the episode with the Krusty Burger American olympians promotion......

http://www.snpp.com

It wasn't an Asian dude, I'm pretty sure he was Gernman or Russian. Definitely a whitey though.

[bronco]

Homer: "There, there. Shut up boy."
*************
Was on the other night, Homer was standing outside garage.
"I can't stand to see one of my kids crying like that.
Shuts garage door.
"Oh, I can still hear her."
*************
And Ralph,
Ralph: "I ated the purple berries... oohh... oooo... They taste like burning."
Ralph: "And the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
Ralph: "What's a battle".
Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like catfood."
*************
Bart: "What happened to you China, you used to be cool."
China: "China is still cool."

[ShinymetalASS]

Rhetorical hey? FORTY SEVEN!

KAMBLAMMO!! Oh, ho excuse me dear.

FIGHT FOR YOUR PARENTS LOVE!!

I'm not going to lie to you Marge.... GOODBYE!!!

Before, before, you're living in the past Marge, quit living in the past.

He may have all the money in the world but there's one thing he cant buy... A DINOSAUR

The waiting game sucks, lets play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Mmmmmmm donut burger with cheese....

Hey look, that man is my identical twin.... HEY LOOK! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!

........

This question is the most unanswerable question ever.

[ShinymetalASS]

Kent Brockman: In other news, Korean gymnast Kim Hwa scream of triuph after winning gold in the uneven bars, was later revealed to be a broken leg.
*cuts to footage*
Asian guy swings off top bar, lands on ground, straights up, Loud cracking noise, Uncontrolable scream.


that actually happened, and this is the episode where Bart is a kid.

I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT!~!!

[b2barker]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Agreed. This and "Don't make friends with salad" get run at every BBQ

[Blink]

"Where'd you get the hooch rummy? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"

"If we don't come back avenge our deaths!"

'I'll regroup at Red Lobster"

"They're headed for the old mill!"
"No we're not!"
"Let's go to the old mill anyway and get some cider"

Andre: I'm Andre Agassi.
Homer: The wrestler?

Bart: My Dad's always yelling that Whitey's keeping him down

[ShinymetalASS]

It was because I kicked you wasn't it?

[bronco]

Homer: "Zookeeper, zookeeper. Those monkeys are killing each other".
Zookeeper: "They're having sex."
Homer: "Eeew."
************
Homer: " Woo. A new weather station. I'll bash you good."

[McZ]

My favourite is when Homer goes to buy a gun and the store tells him there is a waiting period. Homer replies, "But I am angry now."

[LauraleeBug]

MY favourite is still Marge's bored utterance after living in the basement due to agoraphobia:

"Too crazy to leave the house; Not crazy enough to have imaginary friends"

And as for songs: "See My Vest", the stonecutters song, and "We Put the Spring in Springfield by Belle and the home girls.......

I like to challenge ppl to a Simpsons "line off" where we go back & forth, I usually win :D

[Canalien]

Ralph: Why do people run from me? <pisses his pants>

[Ic3]

MY favourite is still Marge's bored utterance after living in the basement due to agoraphobia:

"Too crazy to leave the house; Not crazy enough to have imaginary friends"

And as for songs: "See My Vest", the stonecutters song, and "We Put the Spring in Springfield by Belle and the home girls.......

I like to challenge ppl to a Simpsons "line off" where we go back & forth, I usually win :D

It would be close, me and my friends once, when we were stoned, spent almost 3 hours just quoteing simpsons!

[HAL]

While slothing on the couch Homer finds a three-chambered peanut and yells out "Marge! Come see what I did!"

[Fuzzy Dice]

Homer: Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! And they come in this red sauce. It looks like ketchup...it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

[bronco]

My favourite is when Homer goes to buy a gun and the store tells him there is a waiting period. Homer replies, "But I am angry now."
I love the bit when he's waiting and you have the ducks going past, the rabbits, Flanders on his mower and Patty & Selma on their bike

[gooey]

And as for songs: "See My Vest", the stonecutters song, and "We Put the Spring in Springfield by Belle and the home girls.......


double thumbs up for "see my vest"



Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs,
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.


Burns: I really like the vest.

[mistral]

Homer trying to dial but his fingers are too fat to dial one key at a time

Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a
special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm
now.


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Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis!

Bart finds vanity license plate rack but can't find his name

Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"...
"Bort"? Aw, come on. Whos named "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

Announcer: We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat,
we need more "Bort" license plates.


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Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terrible embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.
Marge: *groans
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: we've also arrested your older,
balder, fatter son.
Marge: Mmm...

Marge is led to the cell where Homer and Bart are being detained.

Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just
crawl into and die.
Officer: OK, throw her in the hole.
Marge: Oh, please: it was just a figure of speech!

[LauraleeBug]

Who controls the british pound,
who puts the metric system down......
We do - we do!

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SSSSSEeee my Vest, see my vest;
made of real gorilla chest.....

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We're the clams in your linguine
the olive in your martini
yes, we put the Spring (noise) in Springfield


This concludes tonights Simpson airas in one minute..........

Encore: Oh over there! Over there!
Oh when the saints go over there........



Chuckle! That was fun..... hey start a contest! Start a line & see if someone can guess the next one.

I'll start:
Lenny: Who wears short shorts
Carl: We wear short shorts
Richard Gere: ????????????????

no, you will not win money lol :D

[ShinymetalASS]

I like to challenge ppl to a Simpsons "line off" where we go back & forth, I usually win :D


You up for a little glove slap there my friend?

[Davo_Dinkum]

that actually happened, and this is the episode where Bart is a kid.

I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT!~!!

Gee, it really happened? I thought I had made it up....

never the less, I still need the exact quote, or even an episode title....

[gooey]

% An announcer comes onscreen.

Announcer: In a moment, we'll look at the courageous Korean gymnast, Kim
Huyang, who made a perfect dismount on which was later
revealed to be...a broken leg!
Huyang: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggg gggggghh!
Announcer: [cheerfully] Ho ho ho ho hoo. Ouch!


http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F08

[bronco]

Speaking of songs:

"The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be... ain't what she used to be".

I actually did this one night in the city (BrisVegas). Dropped the strides and everything... Needless to say I never did it again

[LauraleeBug]

You up for a little glove slap there my friend?

I am, seargent master (<- just thought I'd play Demi Moore while *my* Ashton Cutcher is sleeping still).....\

Lay it on me, bitch!!!!

[LauraleeBug]

You up for a little glove slap there my friend?

I slap thee in the face and issue the following questions three:

Who is the simpsons said that? (hint: they were on the bus)

In futurama, how does Kif get pregnant?

In family guy, who's the mayor and what is being stolen from him?

I say answer to these, and issue 3 or 4 of your own to me & see who wins... :D <-- kewl, I like doing shit like this!

[pnkru`]

Episode when Homer changes his name to a name he ripped off a hair-dryer and becomes 'Max Power'.

"Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...
But, you musn't tooooouch!
His name sounds good in your ear,
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone!"

And from the same episode..

"Max Power doesn't snuggle. You just strap yourself in and feel the Gs! ..."

Classy..

[abelgold]

Homer: Hellllooo...My name is Mr. Burns...I believe you have a letter for me..
Dude at PostOffice: Ok, Mr. Burns, may I have your first name?
Homer: I don't knooow...

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Guy: All right Mr. Simpson, when I say 'Hello Mr. Thompson' and stamp on your foot, I want you to say 'Hi'. You got that?
Homer: Yep, I got it.
Guy: Ok. Hello Mr. Thompson. *stamps foot*
Homer: I think he's talking to you...

*********

[After Homer runs over a deer]
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!


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Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

[Timformation]

"Bart, do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The other kids can call you HO-JU!"

[Timformation]

"Bart, do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The other kids can call you HO-JU!"

[Canalien]

"Bart, do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The other kids can call you HO-JU!"


Sorry I couldn't resist.

[m0nk3ymagic]

Homer: "You can dance, You can dance, Everybody look at your pants"

[Timformation]

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

[matty]

"Bart, do you want to change your name to..."
fuck it

[Goat Boy]

Rhetorical hey? FORTY SEVEN!

KAMBLAMMO!! Oh, ho excuse me dear.

FIGHT FOR YOUR PARENTS LOVE!!

I'm not going to lie to you Marge.... GOODBYE!!!

Before, before, you're living in the past Marge, quit living in the past.

He may have all the money in the world but there's one thing he cant buy... A DINOSAUR

The waiting game sucks, lets play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Mmmmmmm donut burger with cheese....

Hey look, that man is my identical twin.... HEY LOOK! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!

........

This question is the most unanswerable question ever.
You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.

[Timformation]

"It's my first day"

[Ic3]

"It's my first day"

That's a great one, and even used it myself in real life.

Oh well better add a quote

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember...Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

[d3kst3r]

I remember when Nelson finally got pwned for laughing at everyone.

Tall guy: "Hey look everyone! It's that kid who likes to laugh at everybody"
Nelson: Walks down the street with his pants down.
Tall guy: "Wave to the people"

[ShinymetalASS]

I slap thee in the face and issue the following questions three:

Who is the simpsons said that? (hint: they were on the bus)

In futurama, how does Kif get pregnant?

In family guy, who's the mayor and what is being stolen from him?

I say answer to these, and issue 3 or 4 of your own to me & see who wins... :D <-- kewl, I like doing shit like this!

1. Comic book guy
2. He and Amy kiss
3. Adam West, water

No time to issue any of my own.

:)

[ShinymetalASS]

You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.


If I weren't against God's law, I'd marry ye.

Its been so long since I've had you tied to my headboard with you wearing me as a feedbag :wank:

[d3kst3r]

Radioactive Man: "Up and adam!"
Voice coach: "Up and Atom!"
Radioactive Man: "Up and adam!"
Voice coach: "Up and Atom!"
Radioactive Man: "Up and adam!"
Voice coach: ".... better."

[108]

:secret: Wolfcastle was saying, "Up and at them!".

[hazza]

LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL.


one of the funniest moments ever.

[d3kst3r]

:secret: Wolfcastle was saying, "Up and at them!".

To me it sounded like "Up and adam." Oh well it made me laugh pretty hard that scene.

[locust]

They have nets!

[ShinymetalASS]

Oh Margie you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie.

And the ever popular:

YOU CAN DANCE, YOu CAN DANCE, EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR PANTS!

[gooey]

% Homer orders in the drive-through outside of Krusty Burger ...

Homer: Two Krusty shakes, a doughnut burger with cheese,
and a party-sized bucket of flan.
[a dolphin on the other end of the intercom squeaks
a reply, which Homer somehow understands]
Yes, I will have fries with that!

[gooey]

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

[Timformation]

"ahhhh The Beees! They're Defending Themselves Somehow!!!"

[eeefreak]

OOOHHHH OOOOOHHH!!! Just remembered another favourite!!

Groundskeeper Willie: "Bonjour, yah cheese eating surrender monkeys"

[108]

My favorite scene is right at the end of the Bart credit card fraud one where the cops bust a blind man with weed and Wiggum sings along to Jammin'. The best part of that is when Lou walks in with a ladyfriend and says, "Heeey, everybody!".

Also: http://phong.fuckyouanddie.com/temp/radarlove.mp3

[Canalien]

Radar Love! Oh jesus I just nearly blew Fruity Bix out my nose.

[abelgold]

You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

The recent treehouse of terror.

Apu : Help me Jesus!

I absolutley lost it.

Actually that whole last treehouse of terror was pretty much one of the funniest episodes in a long time.

[gaLdaB]

"This dude does the best Flanders! With the moustache and the diddly."

[BlueBoy]

"Yet local villain Montgomery Burns, seen here terrorizing children in a 19th
century woodcut, insists that she stand trial."

[d3kst3r]

The Itchy and Scratchy Land Episode had a few gems:

Marge: "I wish I could just crawl into a hole and die"

(hole opens in the ground suddenly)

Guards: "Into ze hole!"

Marge: "Geez that was just a figure of speech!"

[phunkachunka]

One of my faves is from Bart's Girlfriend:

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then
I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

[Napolean]

officer wiggum: Geese, isn't it buetiful..... get the tear gas boy's.

[phunkachunka]

on last weeks episode.

Marge: You're lying Homer
Homer: I'm not lying! I was writing fiction with my mouth