Here are the five secrets of a perfect relationship:

[dozer]

1: It is important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.

2: It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3: It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4: It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5: It is very very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

[troubadour]

:lame: Oldest joke on teh interweb.

[label]

Oldie but a goodie! :p

[dozer]

call me bitter

[Tintin]

Hey dozer how about some tips on how you juggle the five. :D

Cos I know you do...

[label]

call me bitter

can I call you bitter and twisted? :p

[Scythe]

Just date a schitzophrenic. All five women in one package.

[MAX POWER]

5: It is very very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

Just date a schitzophrenic. All five women in one package.

And by five, you obviously mean four, right?

[Scythe]

And by five, you obviously mean four, right?

No, five. The four extras and the one that you actually marry.

[Tintin]

Yeah, and get one with multiple personality disorder, too.

[Sutter]

:stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab:

[rascuache]

:Stripteas

[Guest.]

Useless without anal.

[Javaira]

Now I know what I have always done wrong.

I have being dating men.

I need to find myself a woman preferably 4.

[Sanura]

So, I can set to converting you, can I Jav? ;)

[dozer]

hello ladies :cool:

[mªrty]

i'm doing alright on numbers 2 and 4 :P ....

as for the others im clueless.......

[sperm]

Hey dozer how about some tips on how you juggle the five. :D

Cos I know you do...

Dont you mean, how he shuffles the five (fingers) ? :ha: