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MisterBishi
03-12-2005, 08:52 AM
Ok fatties, listen up. There are shitloads of ten minute curry recipes, so here's my recipe for a cheap, easy 9 minute curry. The spices should be available easily enough and once they're in your cupboard they'll last for ages - so it might cost you a few bucks to get the spices in to make your first curry, but from there on in you're pretty much only paying for whatever meat you use.

Stuff you need:

3 tbsp Olive Oil
400g prawns or chicken fillets (skinned and chopped)
1 Onion, peeled and sliced.
2 cloves of garlic crushed or sliced really fucking small.
1 or 2 chopped fresh chillies. If you dont like your shit hot then take the seeds out too. Fag.
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1/2 teaspoon of turmeric
1/2 teaspoon of cumin seeds or ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon of coriander (ground is fine but if you're using fresh the stalks have the best flavour, not the leaves!)
1 teaspoon of tomato puree
1/2 teaspoon of garam masala*
2 teaspoons of double cream (optional)

*For people unfamiliar with Indian food, Garam Masala is essentially a spice mix. There are shitloads of different recipes you'll be able to find on the net, or you can buy a premixed one at a supermarket with the rest of the spices. I use a premixed one at the moment but I'll knock up a batch of my own once it runs out. You could substitute the half teaspoon of garam masala with a full teaspoon of curry paste if you were so inclined.

What you need to do with the stuff:

Heat your oil in a frying pan or wok and add your onion and prawns/chicken once its hot. Continue to fry for a few minutes before stirring in your garlic and chilli, stir from time to time.

When your meat starts to cook (this wont be longer than a couple of minutes if you're using prawns or your chicken is sliced thinly) add trhe salt, turmeric, cumin and coriander - stir well and continue to fry.

Add the tomato puree and garam masala, then fold in the cream (if you're using any).

This little beauty should serve about 2 or 3 people if you're serving it with rice and/or breads.

Extra stuff!

The next time I do it I'm tempted to swap the double cream for a quarter can of coconut cream/coconut milk. The coconut tempers the chillies and makes it a bit easier on n00b tongues, and the contrast in taste is good too.

Dont be afraid to experiment and throw in some mushrooms, capsicum, spinach, whatever. You can even replace the prawns/chicken with vegetables if you're a complete weirdo.

Bostonmess
03-12-2005, 08:57 AM
Do you charge for delivery?

MisterBishi
03-12-2005, 09:00 AM
To fucking Yorkshire I would!

Bostonmess
03-12-2005, 09:11 AM
Fucking racist.

MisterBishi
03-12-2005, 09:19 AM
I'm not racist, Alan Smith's from Yorkshire.

Bostonmess
03-12-2005, 09:27 AM
Perhaps he could drop it off on his way home?

MisterBishi
03-12-2005, 09:33 AM
Good idea.

So do you think you'll try my recipe Boston?

Bostonmess
03-12-2005, 09:44 AM
No, I'm not much of a chef. In fact I'm not one at all. I do like curry though and yours does sound nice, maybe I'll try and get the girlfriend to attempt it, try it out on some of the mates first though, safer that way, she nearly killed me once by putting the warm egg mayonaisse in the fridge (the salmonella diet: Lose a stone in a week by pissing and snotting out of your arse). Oh yeah, I've a few vodkas and I'm feeling graphic.

I just passed my test (that's driving) the other week, so one day I might travel all the way to Bradford for a curry. I've heard they've got some nice places.

Fuzzy Dice
03-12-2005, 10:31 AM
sounds tasty. i'll give this a try in a couple of weeks. I'd been looking for something new to try at home.

Seeker
03-12-2005, 10:31 AM
I'm going to give it a bash, mouth is watering just reading about it.

I thank you sire, and my stomach thanks you also.

excalibur
03-12-2005, 11:29 AM
I'll give this one a burl, I'll report when I do.

macgyver
03-12-2005, 12:55 PM
curry is by far the greatest invention known to man.

To mix it up a bit try adding a good tablespoon of ginger with your onion/garlic/chillies and also give a good thick yoghurt a run in there as well (drain as much of the water out of the yoghurt as you can and make sure you only add a tablespoon at a time while stirring it in well or it will curdle)

I will follow this up with a quick rogan josh recipe I make regularly at home, the only catch with lamb is you need to give it a good 2 hours cooking time to get nice and soft, unless you have a pressure cooker :)

Hippy Vindalou
03-12-2005, 03:48 PM
I am eating it now except with sausages 'cause I'm out of chicken and coconut milk instead of cream.
Its good.
A+ will eat again.

MisterBishi
03-12-2005, 06:50 PM
Sausage curry! Genius!

Goat Boy
04-12-2005, 05:17 AM
Thread delivers.
Sadly, Bishi does not.

Glompbot
05-12-2005, 01:28 AM
yum, another one to try!

hazza
07-12-2005, 12:20 AM
gonna get my bitch ass mum to make this, ty bishi mang.

The Cunt
20-12-2005, 12:20 AM
Rice Boy would like to see Bishi's recipe for a 9 minute stir fry.

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MisterBishi
02-08-2007, 04:10 AM
It's been too long! I have some big fat king prawns defrosting to go in one of these tonight.