Have you ever had cybersex

[SuperNova]

Yeah I have, it was just a tease really.:jerkit:

[lostreality]

no.

[Aardvark]

I once drilled a large hole in a modem, then stuck my penis in it. The result of that unholy union? The Internet

[lostreality]

I once drilled a large hole in a modem, then stuck my penis in it. The result of that unholy union? The Internet

i always wondered why the internet is so sticky.

[SuperNova]

lol OMG, but how large can a drill hole be

[AntZ]

It was one of those drills they use for boring (note: Aardvark _is_ boring, but it isn't the type of boring I am talking about in this comment) obv. Last time Thyrd got back from a zmeet he wasn't walking right for a week.

[dwarfthrower]

By 'cybersex' I assume you mean 'had a wank in front of the comuter'?

Who hasn't?

[label]

No

[Boobmeister]

By 'cybersex' I assume you mean 'had a wank in front of the comuter'?

Who hasn't?

Im hoping to hell that was a typo for computer and not commuter ... not ofetn I toss off on a bus ......

[FireHart]

This thread is totally gay. :fag: all of you, get a real gf.

[johny_roberts]

This thread is totally gay. :fag: all of you, get a real gf.

now that's the pot calling teh kettle black :fag:

lol

[johny_roberts]

Yeah I have, it was just a tease really.:jerkit:

meh,

my mistake this thread is the gay and you started it so you are king :fag: you win teh :anal: award

[coreageek]

"installing powerpoint"

[Jen]

and this is how wolfpac and I met...

[Something Fast]

I've had people try to have cybersex with me, but it just seems like such a wank.

[Sagacious]

when I was young and rootless I did engage in cybersex on occasion.

Other than that I have fucked computers and been fucked by them does that count?

[SteveCobalt.37]

i like to pretend im gay and go on the gay men IRC channels, and have gay cyber with gay men, then i meet the gay men in real life and take them back to my house where we have gay sex. but i dont push back, because thats gay.

[Haggisboy]

i like to pretend im gay and go on the gay men IRC channels, and have gay cyber with gay men, then i meet the gay men in real life and take them back to my house where we have gay sex. but i dont push back, because thats gay.

If you pick up a gay man in a bar, do you let him push in your stool?

[Aardvark]

If you got onto a bus full of fags, would you get off?

If a gang of queers attacked you, would you beat them off?

[RedMaN]

:pclove:

Ummmmm, no. But whatever flicks your switch...

[GutterClown]

what ever floats your boat i say....

cybersex, nope... to fucking lazy.

[Arcane1]

Body parts + bodily fluids + electricity = Scary

[Glompbot]

Someone tried to with me when I was like 13.

I played naieve and eventually they stopped.

[s3raph]

You mispelt naive.

[Glompbot]

thanks, i was pretty tired, and its one of those words I always have problems spelling.

[Sagacious]

easy way to remember how to spell naive is that it is Evian spelt backwards

I think there's something in that for all of us.

[mangi]

someone tried to with me once when i was 13 or something....he got up to "*pulls your skirt down*" and then he said "how're you feeling?", my reply "uhh...kinda strange. *walks out*" (or something along those lines)

poor sad, deprived boys...how i dont want to meet one of those again

[Al]

Nope, cybersex just ain't my thing.

[SteveCobalt.37]

If you pick up a gay man in a bar, do you let him push in your stool?

Not usually, My S-tool only just arrived in the mail from the states, i make sure a man is of worthiness before letting him operate it.

[SuperNova]

hahahaha lol you guys . Cyber sex is gross, cos in actuall fact you could be cybering, with some old ugly hairy greasy and desperate person who is pretending to be someone else....... SCARY

[dwarfthrower]

hahahaha lol you guys . Cyber sex is gross, cos in actuall fact you could be cybering, with some old ugly hairy greasy and desperate person who is pretending to be someone else....... SCARY
I'm cybering with you now and you don't even know it.

[Guest.]

a/s/l ?

[SuperNova]

OMG lol you dirty person hahahahahha:hit:

[Sagacious]

whenever I have cybersex I am paraniod of getting some computer virus or even worse a nasty case of worms!

[SuperNova]

whenever I have cybersex I am paraniod of getting some computer virus or even worse a nasty case of worms!

Thats why I always use a trojan:bananasex

[excalibur]

Does it count as cybersex if you get drunk and show an 18 year old american your cock on webcam?

[MasterFarter]

Does it count as cybersex if you get drunk and show an 18 year old american your cock on webcam?

Nope :)

You just brought her up to date on some of the Biology and Personal Ed stuff she didnt get to learn at school!

[jmoore]

Nope :)

You just brought her up to date on some of the Biology and Personal Ed stuff she didnt get to learn at school!

when did he imply it was a she?

[FritzTheCat]

"Have you ever had cybersex "

Yeps, with my gf at the time.
*shrugs*, just used it as a prelude for stuff to happen later heh.

[sperm]

hahahaha lol you guys . Cyber sex is gross, cos in actuall fact you could be cybering, with some old ugly hairy greasy and desperate person who is pretending to be someone else....... SCARY
cybersex is all about the imagination; as long as the "greasy fat man" is pretending well and telling me a good story, I *really* am having a wank over a hot horny bikini model and her half-naked curious female flatmate online for their first time ! :D

didnt gimli mention it was difficult to tell the sex between those different dwarf(throwers) anyway ..... ;)

[ThraX]

does it count if your just talking dirty for fun and not actually having a maz?

[SuperNova]

does it count if your just talking dirty for fun and not actually having a maz?

Yeah i think that is still cyber sex, cos I never batted off, just talked dirty, I still consider that cyber sex cos you are telling them everything you would like to do to them.

[MisterBishi]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3908/dsc001060ro.jpg

[SuperNova]

I told you to stop flashing pics of your self around, I will not cyber with you OK NO matter how many sexy photos you show me .

[Cassa]

Would you mind not shitting up my forum with your inane threads kthx. You like sex, alright, we get it already, now shutup.

[Aardvark]

Cassa, SHOW US YA TITS

[Cassa]

Don't make me edit your post

[SuperNova]

Would you mind not shitting up my forum with your inane threads kthx. You like sex, alright, we get it already, now shutup.

pardon me....... It was actually started, with tounge in cheek humour, I have made no reference to me being a nympho, and nor do I consider this to be shit, if you dont like it then delete it, simple

[Holster]

Think it was more because you started these three thread within a couple of days:

Have you ever had cybersex
Whats your favourite position
Your best root

[BlueBoy]

OMG GIrls on teh Internets!!1

[SuperNova]

Think it was more because you started these three thread within a couple of days:

Have you ever had cybersex
Whats your favourite position
Your best root

yeah but I was only mucking around, perhaps I should have chosen another topic, but I find that these types of thread always prove to be popular, and a good laugh. I had no intention of shitting people off, perhaps just provide some light entertainment.

[Holster]

You should know there are no girls on the internets, only fat, unwashed, 50+ years old men pretending to be girls

[Kamikazee]

about 12 months ago on irc. was only a joke considering everyone in teh channel was a bloke (a few "acted" as chicks :P ).... was really funny actually. lasted for about 15 minutes.... it was one of those moments where i can still read the log and laugh

[ThraX]

How good is random IRC chat... lol, god I love the shit that gets said in there!
Cassa... if people don't wanna read the thread they won't ... :/
If you start nazi'ing about "dont do this, dont do that" then noone will post on your forum at all ! :P

I quite enjoy SuperNova's traits.... sexual thread posting and nymphomania ^_^
it just can't go wrong!

[Cassa]

Ok, you thought it might be funny, this is a heads-up that it's not funny. We like people who contribute meaningfully and a lot of us don't consider 'TITS LEWL' threads a meaningful contribution.

[ThraX]

maybe there needs to be a new forums for mindless sexual banter.
maybe even in the "i really need a root" forum

[Scythe]

Ok, you thought it might be funny, this is a heads-up that it's not funny. We like people who contribute meaningfully and a lot of us don't consider 'TITS LEWL' threads a meaningful contribution.

Given what some other members currently consider "meaningful contributions", i'll take 'TITS LEWL' anytime. :tits:

[Dundasbro]

Ok, you thought it might be funny, this is a heads-up that it's not funny. We like people who contribute meaningfully and a lot of us don't consider 'TITS LEWL' threads a meaningful contribution.
Well, it depends if theres any actual tits in the 'TITS LEWL'...

[ShinymetalASS]

Krusty funny....

DUH....

[SuperNova]

Ok, you thought it might be funny, this is a heads-up that it's not funny. We like people who contribute meaningfully and a lot of us don't consider 'TITS LEWL' threads a meaningful contribution.


. Who is we....... are you referring to you? and your cronies?, that are giving me the bad reps.?......... as far as im concerned I’m sick to fuck of receiving bad crap from you bitches, GO and get laid , wanked or even better a huge dildo up you ass................ this is just a fucken forum guys, light hearted entertainment, who really gives a fuck

[Cassa]

wah wah wah wah wah

What a fantastically witty comeback. I was wondering how long it would be before the 'you need to get laid LOL' line would be brought out.

edit: am moving this thread to a more appropriate forum so I don't have to care about it any further

[Girl.]

Hay Cassa, you're obviously just jealous of SuperNova's active sex life, scintillating intellect and stunning good looks am i rite.

[Holster]

Moved to the correct forum

[Cassa]

[00:01:10] <Movis> whats your favourite position?
[00:01:15] <Movis> "Center half forward"
[00:01:18] <Movis> lolz

[ThraX]

I agree with supernova....
but as long as it's moved and not deleted I don't really care where it goes!

/me point at ShinyMetalASS!!! FREEEEEAAAAK !!!

[scathing]

You should know there are no girls on the internets, only fat, unwashed, 50+ years old men pretending to be girls

I do wish you'd shave.

It breaks the illusion for me when I'm....you know.......rubbing one out.

[hazza]

5*

[scathing]

I’m sick to fuck of receiving bad crap from you bitches, GO and get laid

I'm not normally into this kind of thing, but if you want to be on the receiving end of some good crap from yours truly.....well, I like some aspects of Japanese culture as much as the next otaku.

But since every one of your threads seem to be some variation on sex...it looks like someone's got it stuck in their head because they're not getting stuck somewhere else. Maybe you should take your own advice.

[FritzTheCat]

Zgeek 4TW....:rolleyes:

didnt I post this elsewhere too..??

I just find it funny how one could just move the thread, put "please post in the correct forum" next time and be done with it instead of stating that it's pretty much drivel and shouldnt have been posted in the first place. I agree with Thrax/Supernova.

"if people don't wanna read the thread they won't"

/signed...

If everyone is going to continuously complain about which threads can be started and when and who starts them and why...why expand the boards in the first place to allow more ppl on ?

[dwarfthrower]

Is is wrong if one of my 17 year old cheerleader alteregos is involved in an online lesbian affair with another of my 17 year old cheerleader alteregos? Should I tell them the truth or just let them have their fun?

[Snapple]

Can’t say I have, but I once did get drunk and send someone a pic of my titties, which I did regret the next day