Whats your favourite position

[SuperNova]

OK so everyone has a fave, that just makes you go insane. So what is it :bananasex

[spurr]

Reverse cowgirl

[excalibur]

Any time I am getting laid, that's my new favourite

[SuperNova]

Doggie, cos I have long hair and like it to act as reigns, while im been ridden like im competing in the Kentucky Derby

[excalibur]

Doggie, cos I have long hair and like it to act as reigns, while im been ridden like im competing in the Kentucky Derby
My new favourite Zchick.....

[lostreality]

W T F

zgeek has gone downhill. you all suck.

[Sutter]

Doggie, cos I have long hair and like it to act as reigns, while im been ridden like im competing in the Kentucky Derby

How YOU doin'?

Can't find that link that describes all the different sexual positons.

Her on her back, legs wrapped around my waist as I knell on the bed holding her hips on to my groin.
Probably too much detail, but you shoud've thought of that before you made the thread.

[excalibur]

This thread looks like it will get interesting.

/me watches

[Up_All_Night]

http://www.sandy-xxx.com/foro/attachments/perr_03.gif

[Aurelius]

Can't find that link that describes all the different sexual positons.



Ya mean this one? http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/index.html

[etherealchild]

Standing, pushed face first against the wall, taken from behind.

Really hot when I am in a skirt

[Glompbot]

Yeah, I have to agree with etherealchild.
Except bent over something.

[Steely]

I have to agree with EtherealChild and Sapia, anything with a hiked-up skirt gets my vote ;)

[Scumbag]

Me on the bottom, two chicks on top.

[imp]

Anything where i'm being held up in someone's arms. I'm happy I'm with someone who can do that now. ;)

Also spontaneous sex in any position is a blast!

[Something Fast]

What Sapia, Etherealchild and Steeley said, but not as receiver. XD

[locust]

I'll sometimes start lying down on my left side, but always end up flat on my back, and I always use my right hand.

[Steely]

Agree with locust,, i was speaking from memory,,and fark it's been a while ;)

[repeat]

Cuddling up to her afterwards.

[MasterFarter]

Just havin' sex is my favourite position!

I will second repeat on the cuddle thing tho.

[SuperNova]

I thought men just rolled over and went to sleep after, :confused: LOL

[Sparks]

hmmm doggy .... definetly. . there is something good about being pounded form behind !!

[stinky]

Anything where i'm being held up in someone's arms. I'm happy I'm with someone who can do that now.

The last one didn't have arms ?

[Steely]

I can arrange that Sparks ;)



<<<<runs away ;)

[Sparks]

ok meet you in ten !!! over umm .... there ------------>

[SuperNova]

hmmm doggy .... definetly. . there is something good about being pounded form behind !!


OMG that has gotta be the naughtest thing I have ever heard you say hahahah LOL:elefant:

[Sparks]

lol .. thats because ... my mum doesnt come on this one .. lol

[btwong]

as long as there are some mirrors... i am happy...

Call Me Patrick Bateman

[Cassa]

The one where I get to roundhouse kick everyone in this thread to the head

[Guest.]

The one where I get to roundhouse kick everyone in this thread to the head

I'm just here for the kicking which, funnily enough is part and parcel of my favourite position.

Two birds one stone etc. Thanks Cassa! :greenman:

[ThraX]

I prefer being the dominat0r :P
Giving a hard pounding from behind is quite enjoyable tho, standing or her bent over, either way is fine, as long as she can take the pounding! ;)

rougher is better :P

[Sutter]

The one where I get to roundhouse kick everyone in this thread to the head

/Me imagines Dumhed and Cassa in bed.
Cassa: "Honey, could we....?"
Dumhed: "Sure thing baby."
Cassa leaps into the air as Dumhed creates a small glowing rift in space/time. Cassa spins, her foot sliding into the rift where it simultaniusly connects with a dozen different heads across the globe.

:eclique:

[Cassa]

It's closer to the truth than you know.

[BlueBoy]

La La La La La La.
Not listening.

[sperm]

Positions ? they have those now ??

I thought there was just 'not tonight dear, Ive got a headache ...' :(

[excalibur]

Positions ? they have those now ??

I thought there was just 'not tonight dear, Ive got a headache ...' :(
Thats where you put panadol on Mrs. sperms bedside table. When she asks what it's for, you say "For your headache dear" she will say "But I don't have one" Proceed as planned after this sperm.

[spurr]

Cuddling up to her afterwards.

Cutting her up afterwards.

[Mindflux]

lol

[astro]

Definatley agree with the 'surprise' aspect. There's nothing better in my books than to be jumped on while I'm watching telly or playing computer games. Conversely, it's fun to sneak up from behind, lift up the skirt and get to it.

[sagit]

I remember Movis saying "Centre Half Forward" somewhere...

[SamBo]

The one where I get to roundhouse kick everyone in this thread to the head
Wouldn't you prefer to use the old Triple Schnapp Kick?

[eeefreak]

slippery shower sex is my fave at the moment. warm water, struggling to balance everything just right without putting one of you through the safety glass and then dashing to the hospital... it's like a carnival in the bathroom :)

[That Bloke]

I choose to consider this thread to be about sleeping, my position is on my back legs together & fairly straight, right knee bent slightly backwards, arms pulled in tight to body & crossed over on my chest, both shoulders partially out of joint, whole body stiff as a plank...........No, it's not my favourite but it just seems to be the one I always end up in.

[sheepy]

Call me old fashioned, but there is something kinda sweet about the missionary position. Face to face, chest to chest.

[muppet]

Doggy style and rough.. and that's all i'm tellin you perves :p

[s3raph]

Man is Cassa uptight or what. She needs to get laid badly :p

[Elf]

Being picked up held against a wall and unable to move anything cept my mouth and hips. :D

[Sabra]

I really don't care what position I'm in, just as long as I'm rooting your mother.

[sperm]

Doggy style and rough.. and that's all i'm tellin you perves :p

(I was thinking of using the below line as a +rep, then I thought I should creep the rest of the world out too ;) )


do you dance like your kermit avatar at the same time too ? :D

[roddez]

Aircraft Toilet! But the altitude must be greater than 5,280 feet. :)

[Xythan]

Being 6'2 and fairly strong...I say picking her up and wrapping her legs around you, and pressing her against a wall...that is hot...bathroom, bedroom, loungeroom, nightclub, outside...it doesn't matter where...

Oh, and SuperNova, etherealchild and Sapia know the runner's up...you go girls!

Elf knows my drift I think...LOL

[Xythan]

It's called The Bronco...it's like doggy style, but after you've mounted her, whisper in her ear that her mum was better and try to hold on!

[s3raph]

It's called The Bronco...it's like doggy style, but after you've mounted her, whisper in her ear that her mum was better and try to hold on!
Some girls like that kind of dirty talk.

[ajcrowley]

awake works for me

[s3raph]

awake works for me
You have trouble with them falling asleep during the fun do you?

[FatherShark]

"crazy sideways", as my wife refers to it........

[s3raph]

"crazy sideways", as my wife refers to it........
O_o


...Do elaborate.

[FatherShark]

O_o


...Do elaborate.

I looked it up, and it's apparantly called a "Bamboo Spilit".

Here is a photo ref (obviously NSFW):

http://www.freddyandeddy.com/galleries/positions/BambooSplit.jpg

[Snapple]

Crap it says I dont have permission to access, that sight on this server. I will never know what crazy sideways is :(

[s3raph]

Me neither. And I was really curious too :(

[FatherShark]

Sorry about that, have gone and retrieved the page for your viewing pleasure:

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6431/bamboosplit7io.th.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bamboosplit7io.jpg)

[The Avatar]

My favourite is one where I get to do it with a woman. All the others are the suck.

But there is no specific fav for me. It is ALL gooood!

[gunsella]

like the reverse cow-girl. but she lies back and i can bite her neck and have a good grope.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sexualpositions_1880_11221868

[Drinking Duck]

All positions but i love eating the muff

[dwarfthrower]

Another vote for reverse cowgirl... I'm just a lazy fucker.

[peril]

The Chineese Wheelbarow.

[TheBloatedFish]

Well I do enjoy a reverse cow girl. But its all about the finish with me and to do this its all about doing a raspberry ripple. For those of you who dont know what a raspberry ripple is here is a 3 step guide to creating one :
1. Cum on her face
2. Break her nose
3. Watch the blood mix, well done you have just created a raspberry ripple :8:

[Sashasword]

I like "doggy style", although it's a bit tough on my thigh muscles.
If your partner decides to lean over you, all that weight can be a bit much if it takes too long.
I'm 1.5m. I'm only little... :)

My partner likes it when I shave, so he can pretend I am much younger than I am...especially when I tense all my muscles so I feel "smaller" where it counts.:naughty:





Why do we feel the need to share this sort of shit with the world?
Or are we all just perverted?

[kiki]

Doggy style and rough.. and that's all i'm tellin you perves :p


ohhhhh yesssssssssss

[durus]

I like ANY position involving me having sex with a woman at this point. I haven't had sex in ages and it's killing me.

[Spades]

I like ANY position involving me having sex with a woman at this point. I haven't had sex in ages and it's killing me.

these 2 things may be linked - try without a woman and see how u go

[Spades]

I like ANY position involving me having sex with a woman at this point. I haven't had sex in ages and it's killing me.

these 2 things may be linked - try without a woman and see how u go

[Spades]

I like ANY position involving me having sex with a woman at this point. I haven't had sex in ages and it's killing me.

these 2 things may be linked - try without a woman and see how u go

[Spades]

I like ANY position involving me having sex with a woman at this point. I haven't had sex in ages and it's killing me.

these 2 things may be linked - try without a woman and see how u go

[Hairyman]

slarts, I think after 4 repetitions you have safely made your point.

[sperm]

like the reverse cow-girl. but she lies back and i can bite her neck and have a good grope.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sexualpositions_1880_11221868
I call that lizard style, as in 'lounging lizards'
it prob the best position you can get to tickle her fun-button :D

[Fuzzy Dice]

Mine is a lot like what Fathershark said, except instead of folded in behind the girl like that, I'm upright, legs in mostly the same positions, balanced on my knees. This affords excellent hand position to accentuate movement of the hips and facilitate thrust-humpery. It's important to have a small throw pillow to put under the girl's hips to raise the whole pelvic region up a few inches so things line up for proper penetration. It lets me get all the way in, right up to the base, and it also seems to be a magic position for thrusts to hit the g-spot directly. Of course, whether she is on her left side or right side and such is something you fine tune depending on who you're with. *whistles nonchalantly*

...also, shower sex is a lot of fun, provided you get started outside the shower. You spend too much time under the water, otherwise.

[Wombatunder]

Positions ? they have those now ??

I thought there was just 'not tonight dear, Ive got a headache ...' :(
That sounds a bit like a "doggy" variation. You sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead?

[Sagacious]

on the sofa in front of the telly

[Miss Scarlett]

69 followed by doggy if we're really getting into, but I always go back to missionary for a quickie.

[Spades]

I always go back to missionary for a quickie.

quickie for u or him? :sperm:

[4wd4wd]

My favourite was a 69er up until we bought a new bed mattress.

It is now right at waist height for me, so when wifey lays back, it is the perfect height.......

We find a mix of sex, then kneeling and licking, then sex, repeated over and over is good for quite a while. Lets just say an orgasm by her is the reason I change to the different position......lol

[Snapple]

69'ers are so gross

[sperm]

69'ers are so gross
I call hypocrit

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[Snapple]

I am all talk, but I still think the 69'er is revolting, it does nothing for me I am afraid.

[sano]

gotta love a woman on top dragging her breasts back and forth over your chest

[mªrty]

yeah, breast-brushing is hothothot

[meg]

I have to agree with the lounge and telly thing. We're on our sides and STallingU watches pr0n, I watch the couch. Lots of fun. Then we batter stuff and deep fry it. Also, every chance he gets, he will lean over me and shove his noodle in my face/mouth. I can handle it at night but first thing in the morning, I'd rather eggs. Not fertalised.

[meg]

I am all talk, but I still think the 69'er is revolting, it does nothing for me I am afraid.

I definitly agree. Last time I was subjected to that abuse I felt like I was going to suffocate. Fuckind demeaning. Smells bad aswell.

[vantastic]

My favourite is any thing I do with my wife-to-be... and it doesn't even need to be sexual :)

[Seeker]

I definitly agree. Last time I was subjected to that abuse I felt like I was going to suffocate. Fuckind demeaning. Smells bad aswell.

Maybe your man needs to take a shower?

[Yogi]

Maybe she should stop fucking hobos for their change..

[Seeker]

Maybe she should stop fucking hobos for their change..

Just rub vicks under your nose, problem solved.

[Sagacious]

I am all talk, but I still think the 69'er is revolting, it does nothing for me I am afraid.

well you and your man are obviously doing it incorrectly then.

[Sagacious]

I like "doggy style", although it's a bit tough on my thigh muscles.
If your partner decides to lean over you, all that weight can be a bit much if it takes too long.
I'm 1.5m. I'm only little... :)

My partner likes it when I shave, so he can pretend I am much younger than I am...especially when I tense all my muscles so I feel "smaller" where it counts.:naughty:





Why do we feel the need to share this sort of shit with the world?
Or are we all just perverted?

Interesting. Very interesting.

[OrangesofDeath]

Doggy. I don't like making eye contact.

[carsinogenic]

EDIT: it was already posted.... but thread necromancy no less! w00t!!

my favourite is all position! they all rock.
but i tend to follow the wise words of the karma sutra.
here is a link to all the animated positions;

http://www.karmasutrapictures.com/

giggidy, giggidy, goo!

[Thyrd]

That looks awkward.

[MyPetMonkey]

Anything with Thyrd in it...... ohhhhh yeah.... That's where its at...

[Thyrd]

:cool:

[Megabyte]

Yeah I tend to find anything with Thyrd in it, is a little bit awkward...

[Thyrd]

Quiet you!

[Boobmeister]

I like fucking them in the back of the head after I punch a hole in it with a ball pein hammer :D

[FatherShark]

I'm a big fan of the bamboo split myself.