Your best root

[SuperNova]

Yeah I thought I would activate this area as it seems to be a little dead... So in-light of the subject, we can post OUR BEST ROOTS ... If any lol:elefant:

[pliskin]

Ya Mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[STallingU]

The next one

[Sutter]

Shut up and go away



/me goes cry

[SuperNova]

s we have one bloke that, says his mum is, and another that that has had none hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, let me see if I can remember any..............

OK got one !!!, hang on that was a movie, dam. shit, I will have to try and dig up one. leave it with me LOL

[Something Fast]

Ya Mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What he said.

[lostreality]

s we have one bloke that, says his mum is, and another that that has had none hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, let me see if I can remember any..............

OK got one !!!, hang on that was a movie, dam. shit, I will have to try and dig up one. leave it with me LOL


he didnt say My mum, he said YOUR MUM.

[SuperNova]

We are all related in gods world hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaLOL

[STallingU]

So gods world is like a giant tasmania

[cyberwired]

OK got one !!!, hang on that was a movie, dam. shit, I will have to try and dig up one. leave it with me LOL

dig one up? dont you mean blow one up? :D

[SuperNova]

Is there a place here where the children are not allowed?

[Aardvark]

The time I had that chick bound and gagged over the bonnet of my car. And then some woman on a horse shows up and just looks the other way. Man, I love human nature

[SuperNova]

The time I had that chick bound and gagged over the bonnet of my car. And then some woman on a horse shows up and just looks the other way. Man, I love human nature

I thnk i remember that, cos you were in old town of SIN CITY lol, dont worry you were being watched. heehehehahahahahahah

[Guest.]

The best root I have ever had would have to be boiled arrowroot with ginger in a consommé. Although I did have some rather tasty yams once.

[Thyrd]

You know...I really doubt this thread will turn out anything like penthouse forum. You get A+ for effort though.

[Aardvark]

What is a yam? Where does it come from? What does it taste like? Who named it? Why did they name it yam?

If you can answer this without using the letter E, you get to keep your job

[Cassa]

It is a kind of small potato I think. Why it's known as yam, I don't know.

[Canalien]

Yam is the North American name for what the rest of the world calls a Sweet Potato.

Read. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_potato#Names)

[Scumbag]

Yam chips are delicious.

[BtrFly]

Yam chips are delicious.

*nods* they are truly nectar of the gods ;)

[Scythe]

Talk about a thread going off-topic O_o

[FatherShark]

The following is a true story I’ve kept bottled in the darkest depressions of my mind for almost 10 years. It’s quite graphic in places, so readers beware. There are not fabrications or egaggerations, I guarantee everything you read here is 100% true.

The story I’m about to tell takes place around 1995, when I was a 165-pound 17 year old, and always horny. I lived with my parents, and my rebellious sister of 15 years. While I was always the B-average, semi-prep good son, she was the flunking “punk/goth” daughter. She wore all black, chains, too much eyeliner, and smoked like a chimney, though she was still quite attractive, to my eyes at least.

The night in question was a Friday, and my sister, Stacy, had just been grounded after she was caught smoking a cig in the garage. My parents were going out for the evening, and they knew she would leave too, so they had to turn to the only person that could make sure their daughter stayed put: me. I, of course, wanted compensation since I would be forfeiting my own social life to play warden to my sister. My dad said 20 bucks and I agreed.

The parents left around 8, and I sat on the couch to watch TV. Around 9 I put in a movie – Chinatown. My sister had been in her room for the past 5 hours or so, but I had been checking on her every half hour since my parents left. She was sulking, but content. Around 10 she came down for a snack and I offered to make popcorn for her. She said no thanks, and then asked what I was watching. “Chinatown”, I replied. She said she had never seen it and sat down to watch it with me. Since she had been imprisoned in her room she didn’t bother with her punk look, and was just wearing a long t shirt and white panties that smelled, as I recall, rather like clams fresh from the fish market.

She sat on the couch next to me, and soon her body was pressed against mine, like we had so often done in days of yore, when cuddling was innocent and kissing was a game.
“Hey, Derek?” (Derek is my name)
“Yeah?”
“Do you remember when we were kids, and we’d lie in bed together and pretend to be married? We’d eat cake and then snuggle for hours.”
“Heh, yeah,” I was slightly confused, and mildly aroused by her nostalgia.
“Why, do you want to do that again?” I joked.
“Well…” Oh my god. I looked into her green eyes and a small smile curled across her mouth. If you knew my sister, you knew a smile was a blue moon occurrence.
“I would like a cake, do you want to make one? Together?” I smiled back, and agreed.

We retired to the kitchen and began to gather the appropriate ingredients. I gathered cups, sugar, milk, bowls, and she gathered other misc. things. I soon realized we had yet to gather the flour, and I looked over at my sister, reaching to the top shelf of a cupboard where sat a large bag of flour. Her t-shirt was riding up liberally, and her panties were pulled so that the sexy tip of her ass crack was visible, and her slutty back tattoo was presented to my eyes in all its glory. It was then, as her 5’ 4” body reached up to the shelf a good six feet from the floor, and her hands gripped that taut bag of flour, that her balanced proved poor, and the flour came tumbling down upon her, drenching her nearly nude body.

“Oh my god, let me help you,” I said, gazing on as my 15-year old sister was covered in white powder.

“Christ! Help me!”
“It’s ok, Stacy, you just need to be de-floured …”
“How?”
“Let’s go to the bathroom.” We entered the bathroom and I suggested she strip off what little clothing she had so that she could more easily wash herself. She agreed, but made me leave the bathroom first. She tossed the cloths out from the behind the door and I proceeded to wash them as she was de-floured in the bathroom.

After her flour-smelling cloths were in the wash, I proceeded with making the cake. When she emerged, wearing a towel and thoroughly de-floured, I smiled and showed her the cake that was now in the oven and baking as we sat down to finish watching Chinatown. When the cake was finished we laid together in bed, like in days of yore, eating cake. There was only one difference now; my sister had been de-floured. When she fell asleep I retired to my room and masturbated furiously.

[Vardsy]

FatherShark - that is one of the more disturbing things I have seen on Zgeek - and that is saying something

[Merudo]

^^^^



uh...


.....what the fuck?

[FatherShark]

^^^^



uh...


.....what the fuck?

it's the story of how I de-floured my sister......I thought you'd all want to know.

[Aardvark]

Incestual thoughts are so hot right now

[Merudo]

it's the story of how I de-floured my sister......I thought you'd all want to know.



I guess it's better than you de-flowering her.


:eclique:

[tomsyman]

so so disturbing.

[SuperNova]

that is rank lol OMG I cant believe you actually went and wanked after...........

[excalibur]

that is rank lol OMG I cant believe you actually went and wanked after...........
The males on Zgeek fap all the time. It's nothnig to take notice of.

[L]

FatherShark - I want the last few minutes back! Wrong... so wrong :)

[t101]

Bwa ha ha! Gold! Not just the story - the immediate *hurk* noise I could hear over the Z-waves :D

[SuperNova]

The males on Zgeek fap all the time. It's nothnig to take notice of.

LOL im sure if he had really done his sis then he would not be telling everyone about it hahahahahahahahaah.

[L]

LOL im sure if he had really done his sis then he would not be telling everyone about it hahahahahahahahaah.

Don't be so sure... it is amazing what the "anonymity" of the zGeek forum will allow people to say.

[excalibur]

Don't be so sure... it is amazing what the "anonymity" of the zGeek forum will allow people to say.
Even if they have met people in person.

Just look at the wang comp thread for evidence.

[Jaz]

Don't be so sure... it is amazing what the "anonymity" of the zGeek forum will allow people to say.
Anyone see the SA "secrets" thread?

The idea is that someone posts an email address for everyone to anonymously send secrets too. The email address owner then posts the secrets in a thread (with no names of course).

[Canalien]

dear god fathershark, that's awful

[FatherShark]

dear god fathershark, that's awful

c'mon, as if it's for real.....

I was just going for a rise out of all of you!

[ms edeity]

useless without pics

geez people - who dropped the ball?

[STallingU]

It got a rise out of me. Am going to go and milk one out now. Damn sexy sister of yours.

[ms edeity]

it's the story of how I de-floured my sister......I thought you'd all want to know.
Nice one bruuvah!

[Sutter]

I had sex once, it was pretty exciting.

[ms edeity]

I was the best root I ever had once I assured myself I was in it for the long run...then I just seemed to go with it.

[Sutter]

Odes to self-love:

I deserve a reward, because I'm the best fuck that I ever had....

When I think about me I touch myself...

I know what I like, I know what I want,
I know what I like,
I like,
I like me.

I want to touch me, I might let me
I'm sorta special, I might let me
etc........

[hazza]

beet

[SuperNova]

*Fathershark to his sister*..........." gees your a better root than mum"
*Sister*.........." Yeah thats what dad says"

[munganah]

c'mon, as if it's for real.....

I was just going for a rise out of all of you!


I thought it was pretty funny.lollin
But this thread doesnt fulfill its opening promise

[Sparks]

HAHAHAH ..... that story didnt go where i thought it was going .... pmsl ...


hmmmm this really needs to be spiced up a bit i think !!!

[L]

But this thread doesnt fulfill its opening promise
hmmmm this really needs to be spiced up a bit i think !!!

Don't let us hold you back guys! :elefant:

[Lord_Phat]

movis :fag:

[Movius]

I have no recollection of this.

[Lord_Phat]

only a goth would repress such a joyous event :fag:

[ThraX]

I've had plenty of hot, hard, horny, wet, kinky, sexy, nasty, dirty, freaky, slippery, icky, weird, lonving, caring, brutal, rough, taboo, extreme sex.

But I'd have to say that my best root was whichever one made my girlfriend pregnant :)

[SuperNova]

LOL .OK that 100 posts yay

[polite]

LOL .OK that 100 posts yay

If 100 posts does it for you pal you really need a root.

[SuperNova]

Anything does it for me at the moment :)

[Al]

I have no recollection of this.
Sorry sir, I was on guard that night. He said you were expecting him...