Pirate
11-01-2006, 12:28 PM
Showgirls is a fucking awful movie. I’ve never seen a more convoluted load of shit on my television before. But with the amount of boobs and nudity, the movie becomes as gripping as watching a car crash.
I don’t know where to start on the story. But it seems to have been written by a person who really wanted to write for a day time soap opera like "The days of their lives" or something like that. But they couldn’t due to their addiction to crack cocaine, so instead they wrote this. The story runs like this. Small time stripper wants to get big, so she moves from her small strip club to a bigger club in Vegas. She fights to get a understudy position with the head stripper who is also an evil, lesbian bitch. There are all sorts of betrayal and double dealings and this is where the story becomes incredibly stupid.
All during this, the only black woman in the story gets really hard done by. She has her knee broken, then she’s gang raped. But she’s also the moralistic character so, the evils done to her really bring home how evil these people are… holy fuck... it makes me cringe just writing this. So much so, I cannot continue writing this review. So I will wrap it up quickly.
Good things about this movie.
1. Nudity. Heaps of it, and it’s good.
Bad things about this movie.
1. Everything else.
I suggest this movie to people who like sticking light bulbs up their ass and squeezing. If you do happen to watch this movie. Treat it like a Britney Spears film clip. Turn the sound down and turn it off as soon as you reach climax.
I don’t know where to start on the story. But it seems to have been written by a person who really wanted to write for a day time soap opera like "The days of their lives" or something like that. But they couldn’t due to their addiction to crack cocaine, so instead they wrote this. The story runs like this. Small time stripper wants to get big, so she moves from her small strip club to a bigger club in Vegas. She fights to get a understudy position with the head stripper who is also an evil, lesbian bitch. There are all sorts of betrayal and double dealings and this is where the story becomes incredibly stupid.
All during this, the only black woman in the story gets really hard done by. She has her knee broken, then she’s gang raped. But she’s also the moralistic character so, the evils done to her really bring home how evil these people are… holy fuck... it makes me cringe just writing this. So much so, I cannot continue writing this review. So I will wrap it up quickly.
Good things about this movie.
1. Nudity. Heaps of it, and it’s good.
Bad things about this movie.
1. Everything else.
I suggest this movie to people who like sticking light bulbs up their ass and squeezing. If you do happen to watch this movie. Treat it like a Britney Spears film clip. Turn the sound down and turn it off as soon as you reach climax.