Has anyone...

[Mattryx]

...every actually gotten a decent shag out of this forum?

Just curious.

[Vardsy]

Your ex-girlfriend was alright - not great but alright

[Mattryx]

Define ex-girlfriend.

[Aardvark]

I got severe electrical burns from this forum last time I tried to shag it. That's what I get for not wearing a rubber

[Vardsy]

I can't believe this forum would fuck Aardvark and reject me.

Aardvark is so popular on the Internet

[Aardvark]

I'm some kind of zStud, man. The internets dig me

[Drinking Duck]

Does fucking your self count???

[Ic3]

I got a threesome out of this forum once....









My Left hand joined in...