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Thyrd
14-01-2006, 07:52 PM
Darth Vader is luke skywalkers father!
sagit
14-01-2006, 07:54 PM
Obi Wan dies!
Twitch
14-01-2006, 07:54 PM
Leia is Luke Skywakers sister
ms edeity
14-01-2006, 07:56 PM
Ewoks are gay midgets.
d3kst3r
14-01-2006, 07:58 PM
C3PO wore R2D2's underwear.
Twitch
14-01-2006, 08:01 PM
The Rebels Win
Up_All_Night
14-01-2006, 08:47 PM
Darth Vader is luke skywalkers father!

thats a lie, obi-wan told his darth killed his father
Thyrd
14-01-2006, 08:58 PM
thats a lie, obi-wan told his darth killed his father

Search your feelings...you know it to be true!
STallingU
14-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Yoda dies
wolfpac181
15-01-2006, 04:04 AM
Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite and taken to Jabba the Hutt by Boba Fett.

Princess Leah saves the galaxy with the help of muppets on Endor
Henrik
15-01-2006, 05:02 AM
The rebels attack the new death star thinking the shield was down but...

http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/admiral_ackbar.jpg

IT'S A TRAP!
lostreality
15-01-2006, 05:03 AM
leia gives me a blow job.
macgyver
15-01-2006, 03:05 PM
Han Solo grabs leias breast after she gets shot at the base on endor. Watch for yourself.
gyro
15-01-2006, 03:10 PM
The Emprie uses shitty sub-contract labor hence while they were had there asses kick by a few blokes, a chick with a gold bikini and a bunch of gay migets waving their sticks around.
Guest.
15-01-2006, 03:20 PM
A lot of the scenes are set in space
Aardvark
15-01-2006, 04:06 PM
The empire was founded because the jedi sucked at the force
DestRuct0r
15-01-2006, 04:10 PM
Han Solo claims he made the Kessel run with the Millennium Falcon in "less than twelve parsecs."
DestRuct0r
15-01-2006, 04:12 PM
Darth Maul originally worked for Burger King. Palpatine spotted him there and saw potential.
Up_All_Night
15-01-2006, 06:35 PM
Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite and taken to Jabba the Hutt by Boba Fett.

Princess Leah saves the galaxy with the help of muppets on Endor

as if they'd freeze the biggest star of the films in carbonite??

Jabba, is he that dude in a furry coat they cut out of the film?

muppets, explain? pigs in space?
The Cunt
15-01-2006, 06:51 PM
Han and Leia get married and have twins.
-=[BB]=-
15-01-2006, 07:10 PM
Episodes 1,2 & 3 suck balls.
Thyrd
15-01-2006, 08:27 PM
Star Trek is superior to Star Wars

Hayden Christensen cannot act.
That Bloke
12-02-2006, 02:28 PM
George Lucas whores himself out.