How to sell a Sutter.

[Sutter]

Being single and a geek, I'm going (again) to put myself up on RSVP.
The main problem I see, is that it's bloody hard to describe yourself without sounding like a dickhead. Not being a dickhead also helps, apparently.

Zgeek people always know what to do. I'm asking for help from you, the people that know me best, on what to write.

[Cassa]

1 Sutter, leg missing, top badly damaged, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer.

[Aardvark]

1 Sutter, free to loving home. Vaccinated, microchipped and desexed. Sceams at the sound of swallows, skewers and silence

[King_Crud]

I like scat. Please only reply if you like scat.

[hazza]

1 sutter... at least its better than king_crud.

[Blunt]

no fat chicks plz

[Stan Kleir]

Safari suit Sutter searching for sex on suspicious sites

[ChodeMaster]

"I chose the seeking 18 - 22 year old option because it wouldn't let me choose anything lower. Younger people of both sexes please apply"

[BtrFly]

1 Sutter- free to good home. Humps leg on command. Or not on command. Needs to be wormed regularly.

[johny_roberts]

To whom it may concern,

I am a bottom looking for a top. Please drill me in the ass and make me felch. I also enjoy sandblasting and babysitting gerbils (if ya get my drift).

tyvm,

Sutter

[Hired Goon]

Flamboyant barbarian sort seeks peasant woman sort for raping, pillaging and general conquering. Pref non-plague-ridden, full set of teeth highly regarded.

[Sutter]

Flamboyant barbarian sort seeks peasant woman sort for raping, pillaging and general conquering. Pref non-plague-ridden, full set of teeth highly regarded.

:clap:

[melic]

Winnar!

[dozer]

young russian girls that like it up the poopah come get some plskthxbye

[Glompbot]

Flamboyant barbarian sort seeks peasant woman sort for raping, pillaging and general conquering. Pref non-plague-ridden, full set of teeth highly regarded.

:light:
Best one so far!

[Holster]

just put up a pic of your cock

[BlueBoy]

You mean another pic.

[sperm]

put up a sexy pic of you wearing a corset or in a funny hat :D

[Vardsy]

Hi my name is Sutter,

You ever hidden the closset for 4 hours just so you could masturbate while you watched your sister have sex with her crackhead boyfriend?

Me neither - Call me

[Holster]

You mean another pic.

Sutter already posted a pic of his cock on RSVP?

[Sodapop]

My name is Sutter and I am funky
When it come to funk I am a junky
I know from righteous I know from sin
I got 2 sides and they both friends
Don't try 2 clock 'em, they're much too fast
If u try to stop 'em they kick that ass
Without a pistol, without a gun
When u hear my music you'll be havin' fun
That's when I gottcha that's when u mine
To tell the truth, tell me what's my line?

My name is Sutter and I am funky (You can't stop Sutter)
My name is Sutter the one and only - hurt me (You can't stop Sutter)

But seriously, I have no idea what to write on those sites. They make me seriously depressed :(

[ms edeity]

Use the boy.
Seriously, those sites are full of single women who expect to be approached and wait for you to bombard them...The only thing I've seen girls flock to insanely have been married/taken guys and guys with small children.
Work it.

If you're after a fling tell them you'd like to dominate them. As much as they'll pretend to be shocked, a take charge, confident (not chauvinist) guy is hot.

[BtrFly]

oooh domination...

[Sashasword]

Ahh, good old Zgeek.
Sensitive, informative, helpful.

Poor Sutter, he knows not what he asks.... :)

[Sutter]

Ahh, good old Zgeek.
Sensitive, informative, helpful.

Poor Sutter, he knows not what he asks.... :)

I know exactly what I ask, n00b. :P

[Chocoholic]

Get a written reference.......

[jefah]

Just mention you know me and you should be fine.

But seriously...... just mention you know me and you should be fine.

[sperm]

Use the boy.
Seriously, those sites are full of single women who expect to be approached and wait for you to bombard them...The only thing I've seen girls flock to insanely have been married/taken guys and guys with small children.
Work it.

If you're after a fling tell them you'd like to dominate them. As much as they'll pretend to be shocked, a take charge, confident (not chauvinist) guy is hot.

I agree that using the boy can help to snag women; with some girls being a good and sensitive single dad really works for them, besides, we cant compete with a cute kids appeal :D
Unfortunately, I also reckon that would only work with a girl ready to settle down; that is, one that wont consider sutter and a relationship properly.

In my experience, from crusing chat rooms (obviously Ive never been on a dating site, but I work with lots of guys who do); these places are full of either girls with unreasonable expectations of some amazing romeos, or single mothers looking to score a paycheck.

and 'girls flock to insanely have been married/taken guys' ??
Ummm, Ive never never seen that !!
Theres a million married guys online at any given moment looking for greener grass :grr:

I think sutter is a nice guy if not a little odd, but he is truly genuine. The biggest thing for him is just to find a girl who is similiar to that; try putting that in a profile dude ! :)

[Cassa]

Also he has nice teeth, maybe that should be used as a selling point.

[imp]

Just mention you know me and you should be fine.

But seriously...... just mention you know me and you should be fine.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jefah again. :D

[Benwah]

How many K's? is there any rust? any rego left?

[sperm]

Also he has nice teeth, maybe that should be used as a selling point.

Should that be he has a nice TONGUE, I mean what's teeth going to do for a girl ? :lol:

[Thyrd]

WAY hotter than Thyrd.

[Cassa]

Should that be he has a nice TONGUE, I mean what's teeth going to do for a girl ? :lol:

Because some of us are not 100% obsessed with sex. Good teeth means someone takes care of their overall hygiene.

[Glompbot]

Good hair has the same thing as well.

If someones hair is greasy/lank/unbrushed it generally means they're a slob.

[Tyrany]

Multi-millionaire octogenarian with a bad heart seeks young, buxom, sole beneficiary.

[Marshall77]

Cut and paste all of the above and put a link to zgeek so they can find out more. This may give away more than you want.

[Thyrd]

House trained.

[ms edeity]

House trained.
Sooner or later you have to live up to the claims you make in profiles.

[Chocoholic]

I know Jefah, where are my bitches?

[ms edeity]

I know Jefah, where are my bitches?
Pffft not here - you like the boys. :(

[Diva]

dude, have you thought of something like social dancing? you don't need a partner, you rotate partners every couple of minutes so you get to meet a lot of gals, and there are always way more females than males.

I would recommend Ceroc if you haven't done anything like it before. Teaches you the basics, and how to dance with a partner to any music you hear at a club or on the radio etc.

here you go: http://www.cerocmelbourne.com.au/

(although my brother - who originally started going to meet chicks- teaches for this company http://www.ceroc.com.au/venues/index.php - they don't seem to have a melbourne office though)

(sorry if this isn't comic enough, just thought it might actually be useful information for you!)

[ms edeity]

Seriously Sutter - you're a great guy - you'll meet her through something you do.

[Holster]

Good hair has the same thing as well.

If someones hair is greasy/lank/unbrushed it generally means they're a slob.

on a hot day I can wash and do my hair in the morning and by early evening it can be greasy, I must be a slob

[ms edeity]

on a hot day I can wash and do my hair in the morning and by early evening it can be greasy, I must be a slob
I can go 3 days without being able to get enough peace in a shower and my hair ends up greasy - i am a slob

[Thyrd]

I'm a slob.

[ms edeity]

I'm a slob.
That's hot.
I'd do turd only because I hear he's hotter than Sutter....but I hear the list is long for both of you manly men so I will go try get a reference from Jefah (aka Yoda).

[Thyrd]

See, just put "comes with free Thyrd" in your profile and the chicks will flock to you.

[Tintin]

Speaking of flock, lots of people say that church is a good place to pick up chicks. Perhaps religion is good for something after all. How about an excursion of eucharist pickup? We could quote John 8:20 to the congregation.

[Glompbot]

on a hot day I can wash and do my hair in the morning and by early evening it can be greasy, I must be a slob

There is a difference between greasy and hot and sweaty hair.

I get hot and sweaty hair (to the point where my hair is dripping sweat - its kind of gross)... but you can still tell through that if someones hair is clean or at least regularly maintained.

[Mr. Bungle]

Because some of us are not 100% obsessed with sex. Good teeth means someone takes care of their overall hygiene.
i've never had a cavity and am nearly 30. i win!

[Holster]

There is a difference between greasy and hot and sweaty hair.

I get hot and sweaty hair (to the point where my hair is dripping sweat - its kind of gross)... but you can still tell through that if someones hair is clean or at least regularly maintained.

I know the difference between greasy and sweaty hair sapia :rolleyes:

I also have never had any problems with my teeth, and my son has heaps of problems and we both practice good dental hygine

[sperm]

Shut up.
Do as I tell you.
I'm not interested.

These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad.
I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself.

P.S. NO DOGS !!

or

I'm going to murder you - you bloody woman


From the 'IT' crowd - episode 3.

I think this series is brilliant ! :8:

[Sutter]

Project "Sutter <3" is now underway, wish me luck.
Damn I feel nervy.

[Glompbot]

Good luck!

[sperm]

Best of luck Sutter; we may not always see eye-to-eye, but I believe you are sincere and deserve well in this quest. :)

[Chocoholic]

I want to be your wing woman!
I would so rock at it!

[Sutter]

OK. Update: the first date of the project took place last night. I enjoyed myself and just got an email form the other party telling me she enjoyed herself too. Now here's the thing: While I thought the woman great, and we got along well, I felt no attraction to her. What now?
I wouldn't mind seeing her agian to see if anything changes, but I'm not bouncing off the walls or anything.
Any advice here would be good, particularly from the zgirls.

BTW: thanks to those that have posted in this thread, helpfull and comforting stuff. :)

[Chocoholic]

What do you want to achieve again?
Sex/relationship?
Either way I think you should catch up with her again and see how things go. I am pretty sure you’re the type who needs to know a person before you want to do anything with them. Meaning it’s rare will connect with someone the second you see them….. Give her a chance and the worst case scenario you make a new friend.

[Tyrany]

Since you both enjoyed yourselves, it is worth a second go. Nothing may come of it, but sometimes a few good outings and a new friend is better anyway.

If nothing else, you know that you had a good time with a woman who enjoyed your company. Give yourself a pat on the back and know that you aren't a total loser :)

[Sutter]

What do you want to achieve again?
Sex/relationship?
Either way I think you should catch up with her again and see how things go. I am pretty sure you’re the type who needs to know a person before you want to do anything with them. Meaning it’s rare will connect with someone the second you see them….. Give her a chance and the worst case scenario you make a new friend.
Yeah, I do have to know and like someone before I'll do stuff (quick, where's JR? He'll want to call me a fag at this point).
I'd like to give it a chance. Is there a good way to agree to a second date without , er, "leading her on".
I'm certainly not in the mood to hurt her feelings.

[Whiskers]

While I thought the woman great, and we got along well, I felt no attraction to her. What now?


Ok, attraction is not everything. Provided she is not physically repulsive, go on another date. You get along so don't squander the opportunity to connect meaningfully with somebody.

Attraction grows. Once you develop emotions for somebody, they become very attractive.

[sperm]

sutter: although Im not an expert in dating, Id suggest multiple dates are fine even if you arent really that interested romantically. As long as it doesnt go too far past friendship.
The moment you get intimate, and if you havent made up your mind, you are digging yourself into a hole. Not bad if you like her, and even tempting even if you dont. But just dont go there, and stick to goodbye hugs and kiss on the cheek.

Most girls dont have a problem with long standing guy friends, and it never going anywhere; theres no feeling let down or strung along when they were expecting sex.

[Mr. Bungle]

go on a second date. this is the only logical option. it's worth it to get a new friend, or who knows what happens.

[BlueBoy]

Sutter - You've met my girl. It took us about 4 years to grow to a point where we started going out. You don't need to rush things.

[ms edeity]

Go on another date Sutter - the worst that'll happen is that you have a conversation with someone who you don't refer to as their nick :D

[King_Crud]

I got on RSVP recently. I had my first date last night, nice girl, lots in common but not really my type. I'm going on a date with another in an hour who seems to be more my kind. She's a drug fuelled party freak, although she does fall under my 5'6" rule.

[nrejones]

Is that RSVP stuff safe?! I'd worry about going on a date and getting murdered or something. Do they ahve many RSVP M.I.A.'s ?

[Sutter]

Is that RSVP stuff safe?! I'd worry about going on a date and getting murdered or something. Do they ahve many RSVP M.I.A.'s ?
I'm not sure about other people's experiences, but I was murdered recently via RSVP.

[King_Crud]

yeah i got murdered twelve times just for registering. I got better.

[dozer]

Is that RSVP stuff safe?! I'd worry about going on a date and getting murdered or something. Do they ahve many RSVP M.I.A.'s ?

if theres zgeekers on there then obviously not.

[Tintin]

ph33r Internet People

[Thyrd]

Sutter murdered me at zmeet. That part in th video when he threw the coaster. He's like a freaking ninja!

[Glompbot]

I find that if the attraction isn't there at all, then it tends to fall flat...
but i have to say, at least give it another go... it may have been nervousness...

See how you feel on the next date.

[Sutter]

Sutter murdered me at zmeet. That part in th video when he threw the coaster. He's like a freaking ninja!
zmeet video? Show me this zmeet video!

[Glompbot]

zmeet video? Show me this zmeet video!
I believe he is referring to the ones in here:
http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=859525

[King_Crud]

zmeet video? Show me this zmeet video!
it's totally awesome, especially the bit where i sing karaoke, which is most of it

[Sutter]

Flamboyant barbarian sort seeks peasant woman sort for raping, pillaging and general conquering. Pref non-plague-ridden, full set of teeth highly regarded.

I've been using an edited version of this line on the dating sites, and I think it's the sole reason I've been getting the attention that I have been. HiredGoon, you've done me well :D

:metal:

[Glompbot]

hehe, humour wins the ladies!

[Hired Goon]

I've been using an edited version of this line on the dating sites, and I think it's the sole reason I've been getting the attention that I have been. HiredGoon, you've done me well

hehe, nice. just make sure you send me the royalty cheque.... hehe. But seriously, if you don't, I'll have to send some big men in black suits around to have a chat - Hired Goons if you will. The ironing will be delicious, but you probably won't see it that way if you're in a coma ;)

[sperm]

I want an update dammit, sutter needs to get laid !

New tactic, girls really want a bad boy:

I'm rude, insensitive and treat women like objects.
I will be lazy, have questionable hygiene, and poor work ethics.
I must drive too fast and erratically.
I really just want a fuck, please get naked at the earliest convienance ;)


Wait, that's describing me ! :cool:

[Sutter]

I want an update dammit, sutter needs to get laid !


I've had 2 dates with the same woman and decided I don't want her. I'm now questioning myself about my motivations in life and what exactly do I want to get out all this.
Dating is on hold for a while.

[Glompbot]

I've had 2 dates with the same woman and decided I don't want her. I'm now questioning myself about my motivations in life and what exactly do I want to get out all this.
Dating is on hold for a while.
man, if someone like you doesn't have the wimminz clamouring for you, then how is someone like me supposed to get a date in this day and age.

its all useless! bah!

[Spades]

man, if someone like you doesn't have the wimminz clamouring for you, then how is someone like me supposed to get a date in this day and age.

its all useless! bah!

money helps

[sperm]

man, if someone like you doesn't have the wimminz clamouring for you, then how is someone like me supposed to get a date in this day and age.

its all useless! bah!
I didn't realise you were trying for wimminz yourself sapia :p

[Sutter]

Okay dudes. I think my main problem (among many I won't mention here) is the lack of a decent sized social circle. Or, more correctly, a social circles circle.
Friends of frends is what's needed here.

I'm making an official call out for members of the Zgeek community to consider their friends as potential partners for myself.

What am I after in a woman?
Someone intelligent, adventurous and decent looking. Ms Ediety and Cassa are well verse in my likes, they can answer questions (maybe).

Have I been drinking?
Yes.
This fact however, does not deminish the conviction I feel and will continue to feel in future about this post.

Thankyou.

[Snapple]

I have a nice friend in melbourne that you might like, but she has a BF ATM

[Chocoholic]

You should go to this! (http://www.hookersanddeviates.com.au/)

[Sutter]

You should go to this! (http://www.hookersanddeviates.com.au/)
I'm pretty sure I specified intelligent.

[Chocoholic]

I have a new pet peev!
I hear people say all the time they want to go out and meet new people or have some fun and when presented with several opportunities they never take them.

For the record this isn't the case here you are active and up for meeting new people and my suggestion was silly. I just want to vent! Though I am surprised by the quick judgment.

[Sutter]

I have a new pet peev!
I hear people say all the time they want to go out and meet new people or have some fun and when presented with several opportunities they never take them.

For the record this isn't the case here you are active and up for meeting new people and my suggestion was silly. I just want to vent! Though I am surprised by the quick judgment.

Actually, that would be a fair judgement of me. My main problem is I can't get out like other people. I don't have the time or money. Thus, me doing this crap via the internet. I'm quite sure I don't like the people that go to Hookers and Deviats balls and I don't want to waste the 70$ odd it would cost to go and confirm this.