Random Movie Quotes

[STallingU]

List movie quotes that some how get stuck in your head.
Good or bad ones.
I've had this one stuck in there all afternoon. But aint seen the movie in ages.

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man

[FatherShark]

"If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!"

Ace Ventura

[Aardvark]

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Alright you primative screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK

Swallow this

What? I may not have said every single little syllable correctly, but more or less, I said it.

I'll cut your gizzard out.

Well hello Mr Fancypants

Yo shebitch! Let's dance!

[Donk]

"Cinderella boy, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper now about to become the master's champion."

[Mooney]

dont ask how i got this stuck! i have no clue, it mite of been because i saw it again a couple of days ago.. :eek:

Professor McGonagall: Is that a student?
Professor Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically, it's a ferret.

And Also

[while surrounding himself in a ring of fire with his torch]
Nuka: Roasty-toasty princess! Roasty-toasty princess!
[Stops]
Nuka: Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me?
[Notices he's in a ring of... ]
Nuka: FIRE!

:D:D

[Twitch]

The ship is leaving and you are all coming with me

Gimme some sugar baby

[kré]

DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE :mad:

[mjolnir]

"for the lack of a better word... perfect..."

[Aardvark]

SAY WHAT AGAIN!!! SAY WHAT AGAIN!! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, JUST SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!

[Vardsy]

"Chris stop talking like a fucking girl!!"

"Well somebody has to"

[Hired Goon]

"I bet she gives great helmet"

-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[Z-Man]

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Z-Man]

You know what Jack Burton always says..........what the hell?

Shut up Mr Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes

Like I told my last wife, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides.....it's all in the reflexes."

[Z-Man]

"You ain't catching no crack-head"

[Cassa]

Back off man, I'm a scientist!

I love saying that to people.

[CapnCallipygian]

"I don't want to sound queer or nuthin', but I think unicorns are kick-ass."

- Dave, "Orgazmo"

[Nodbugger]

You can't take any pictures from down there, son.
'm a non-combatant.
Ain't no such thing today.

Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.

Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only
No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

[Aardvark]

How tall are you, Private?

Sir, 5'9 Sir!

Bullshit, I didn't know they stacked shit that high, are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me, son?

Sir, no Sir!

I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress! i think you've been cheated!! Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?

Sir, Texas Sir!

Holy dogshit, Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Sir, no Sir!

Are you a peter puffer?

Sir, no sire!

Bullshit, you look like the kind of guy who'd fuck a person in the arse and wouldn't give them the goddamn common courtesy of a reach-around. I'm watching you.

[CapnCallipygian]

Back in my day we respected our parents, we didn't fucken eat em!

[kré]

Back off man, I'm a scientist!

I love saying that to people.
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[STallingU]

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...
Sir Robin: That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

[STallingU]

I love this movie.

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[pnkru`]

"Allo Mrs. Merrigan, my name is Arnold Groundschweiger"..

And

"So you want to be a farmer? Here! Have a couple of Acres!!!"..

Both said by Arnie in Last Action Hero.

[RedMaN]

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

[mjolnir]

VENTUUUUUUUUURA!!!

Yes, Satan?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else

[AntZ]

Probably the single best line from Bubba Ho-Tep - well at least I know that Movis, Thyrd and myself found it hillarious:

"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker." --Elvis

[Aardvark]

I dunno about you, but I'm having a ball

Marv, Sin City

[mal_function]

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.......................Cannonball!"

[mal_function]

"Hello citizen, what appears to be your boggle?"

"What's my BOGGLE???"

Wesley Snipes, Demolition Man

[wibble]

zed's dead, baby

[wibble]

And the quarterback is toast! - Die Hard

[melic]

How tall are you, Private?

Sir, 5'9 Sir!

Bullshit, I didn't know they stacked shit that high, are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me, son?


In the same scene:

What's your name fat-body?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Sir, No, sir!
That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Sir, No, sir!
Do you suck dicks?
Sir, No, sir!
Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Sir, No, sir!
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle!

[Aardvark]

Same scene, with black recruit

What's your name, Private?

Sir! Private Brown, Sir!

Bullshit, from now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name, Private?

Sur, yes Sir!

Well there's one thing you won't like, Private Snowball, we don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a regular basis in my beloved corp

[btwong]

"cheap ass, chrome dome, child molestin', saprophyte motherfucker!"

Tin-Tin to Gideon out of the movie, The Crow.

[Keyser Söze]

(More from Full Metal Jacket)

Are you quitting on me?

Well, are you?

Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

[pieman]

Do you wanna run this ship?

YES!

...Well.... you cant!

-Serenity-

[mjolnir]

I'll do my best.

(tries to put on my best Sean Connery accent)

Your "beshhht"! Losershhh alwayshhh whine about their beshhht. Winnershhh go home and fuck the prom queen.

Carla was the prom queen.

Really?

[eeefreak]

"Shit!"
"What?"
"Rollers..."
"NO!?"
"Yep."
"Shit."

The Blues Brothers

[wibble]

"Shit!"
"What?"
"Rollers..."
"NO!?"
"Yep."
"Shit."

The Blues Brothers
More Blues Brothers:

"Jake ain't lyin'. We had a band powerful enough to turn goats piss into gasoline".

[Fuzzy Dice]

christopher walken. The Rundown. Close up head shot.

"That's a lotta cows."

[STallingU]

"Yoo Hoo. I'll make you famous"

Young Guns II

[Twitch]

Maverick: Requesting permission for flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Top Gun

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
and from the same great movie
Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

[Chopcsu]

Bad Taste:
Derek: I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window]
Ozzy: The old magic is still there.

[STallingU]

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker.

Death to Shmoochy

[STallingU]

Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Clue

[STallingU]

Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

Reservoir Dogs

[Moga2]

"Great now we have a big guy theory and a serial crusher theory, top notch detective"
- Willem Defoe in Boondock Saints

"Thats 2 sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormaly sized men... kinda makes me feel like river dancing..."
- Same Again :)

Gay Barman "I think you've had enough already..."
Dafoe: "Just pour the drink you fairy fuck"
- And Again :) I love boondock saints

[melic]

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that.
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous, now is it?

Snatch. Fucking brilliant.

[kré]

where do these stairs go?

they go up

[FatherShark]

"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

Clerks

[Siamhie]

China Girl: You look like trouble.
Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
China Girl: And a gun... it's a big gun.
Doc: It's a big town. Come on Yin, all I want is a chance.


Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.


William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
Peppin: Yeah.
[Bonney goes to the window and shoots Charley Crawford]
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. Charley Crawford's not with you anymore.


young guns rock!!!!

[Siamhie]

Car Thief: If you're going to kill me at least tell me who it is that's going to send me
to God. Tell me!
Jerry: Look, I'm not going to kill you. But I am going to have to shoot you.
Car Thief: But why, sir? Why?
Jerry: Why? Why? Because you stole from me and you know about the pistol and
you're just gonna steal again and I can't have you coming back in the situation
like a fly in the ointment.
Car Thief: No, I won't be a fly! You'll never see me again.
Jerry: Look, you're getting shot and that's it. It will take you time to get to the
next town especially if you're limping.
Car Thief: Wait! Wait! What? Limping? Can't you just tie me up some more?
I mean, fuck, you shoot me? Tie me!
Jerry: Yeah. I don't have a rope.
Car Thief: So you shoot me?
Jerry: It's the American way.

:mdr:

The Mexican

[jae_hyung]

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Predator

[Bostonmess]

China Girl: You look like trouble.
Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
China Girl: And a gun... it's a big gun.
Doc: It's a big town. Come on Yin, all I want is a chance.


Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.


William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
Peppin: Yeah.
[Bonney goes to the window and shoots Charley Crawford]
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. Charley Crawford's not with you anymore.


young guns rock!!!!

From the sequel:

"Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent."

[btwong]

"The Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today as my little tiny nipples moved to France"
and
"The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Rib Roast Minister and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl...I lika do da cha cha..."

all from Bruce Almighty... the funniest scene in the movie!

[Sleeves]

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car.

The Wolf

[FatherShark]

Principal Cole: Donald let me preface this by saying your Iowa test scores are intimidating... So, let's go over this again, what exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer?
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said - he asked me to forcibly insert the Lifeline exercise card into my anus!

[I]Donnie Darko

[Thyrd]

Indy: No ticket!

Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade

[RedMaN]

Activist: Friends, let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders: they were called Nazis, and they practically wiped a nation of people from the Earth...just like cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette smoking is the new Holocaust, and those that partake in the practice of smoking or sell the wares that promote it are the Nazis of the nineties! He doesn't care how many people die from it! He smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "Have a nice day."
Dante: I think you'd better leave now.

Clerks

[wibble]

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! - Aliens

[FatherShark]

My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!"

The Opposite of Sex

[mjolnir]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V for Vendetta

holy muthering fuck?!!!

[Farnk]

Dood walks into a downtown bank.

'I have come here to chew gum and to kick ass!'

*wields shotgun*

'And I'm all out of gum'

No idea who the character is, from 'They Live'

[mjolnir]

i believe this was Duke Nukem?

[Dundasbro]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V for Vendetta

holy muthering fuck?!!!
Fuck you I was going to post that!!!! Oh well...

We are oft to blame in this. 'Tis too much proved that with devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself

No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe

[hazza]

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker.

Death to Shmoochy



Your step dads not mean hes just adjusting!
Death to Shmoochy

Cameron: What'd I do?
Ferris: You killed the car.
Ferris Buellers Day Off

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Ferris Buellers Day Off

[SOC]

Superman: Easy, miss. I've got you.
Lois Lane: You, you've got me? Who's got you?
Superman

Ordell Robbie: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
Jackie Brown

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Blazing Saddles

[Seeker]

Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station. - The Usual Suspects.

[FatherShark]

Addams Family Values:

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!

Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.

Wednesday: They had sex.

[Cpt Jellybean]

"I could shit a pinyata!"

Ford Fairlaine

[Keyser Söze]

I say we nuke the site from orbit.....It's the only way to be sure

- Aliens

[kiki]

leeloo Big Ba-Dah Big Boom

[AllStars]

...I'm really really ridiculously good looking...

(Derek Zoolander)