The last time you wacked off

[SuperNova]

to anyone that was real or on the internet. When was the last time you wacked off ...

[Hired Goon]

does while reading this thread count, or do I have to post again after I've finished? ;)

:pclove: :boobies:

[SuperNova]

After your finshed, so you can tell us about it

[Aardvark]

I use baggy clothing, fake arms and subterfuge to jerk off all day long without actually looking like I'm jerking off all day long.

[SuperNova]

I use baggy clothing, fake arms and subterfuge to jerk off all day long without actually looking like I'm jerking off all day long.


WOW you amaze me , If I want to disguise that kind of thing, I go on a bike ride, witho8ut the seat

[Hired Goon]

ok, I'm done now. Let me relay the experience. It started out by coming into this thread - ironically the same way it ended (haha, geddit?). First I clicked on your user profile, that said you're a female. Then a fiery lust stirred within my loins and I was overcome with passion. Heading "down under" I slapped the salami, spanked the monkey, and various other vaguely sexual analogies. I clicked the go advanced button, that button is so hot, and got into the smilies screen. In the smilies screen there's a lesbian smiley (that smiley is so hot). I imagined that I was a smiley, a lesbian smiley, if you will, which is ironic since I have a penis. Anyhoo, I continued to work the meat until I could take it no more. I spewed loads of man-love all over the place whilst yelling "oh SuperNova you're so hot".

That's the way it happened, so they say.

[SuperNova]

WOW....,My pic is gone now , and I will only return when sexualness is being denied in this forum. We should always explore and chat about it cos we are naughtys, ohhhhhhhhhh yes we are naughty...... Later my little sex starved baboons

[MAX POWER]

This arvo, round 2ish...

When was the last time YOU wacked off eh?

[STallingU]

I never actually stop. I've learnt to do everything with one hand. Doesnt matter which onee it is either.

[Pagey]

last night

[EvilMuppet]

Stop it with the godamn cleo letters threads you gimboid freak.

[HAL]

2 weeks ago tonight

[FatherShark]

this morning, first thing in the shower, thinking about Sir Ian McKellen.

[MAX POWER]

this morning, first thing in the shower, thinking about Sir Ian McKellen.

Were you fanticising him as a white wizard, or an X-man?

[FatherShark]

Were you fanticising him as a white wizard, or an X-man?

Magneto all the way baby.

"Are you sure you saw what you saw.....?"

[The Avatar]

Shit, since I gave my gf the flick I've upped the ante substantially.

Lets just say, on most days I average around 3-4 times.

On days Im not working I hit double digits.

In case you cant tell, I have too muuuuch free time!!!

[Spades]

double digits = u must have a good imagination and stamina - are u sure u arent RON JEREMY??

[The Avatar]

double digits = u must have a good imagination and stamina - are u sure u arent RON JEREMY??

Hehe, no I am not.

Yes, I have a very vivid imagination, plus I've been practicing for almost 17 years daily. Hell, I didn't get laid till I was 21 so I have much pent up energy inside me.

And stamina is not a problem. A "quickie" for me and the ex usually only lasted around 40 minutes. It wasn't so much of a problem for her as she was a bit of a starfish and just pretty much let me have my way with her.

[actor]

I'm at about three or so times a day. Usually one to wake up, another around midday if I'm not at work, then one at maybe 1-2am when I'm about to fall asleep.
So, I last wacked off, twenty-eight minutes ago while watching some low quality lesbian pornography. Other than the highly unbelievable storyline it wasn't bad at all.

[Snapple]

If men wack off too much then they need skin grafts on their willy's.

[johny_roberts]

last night

I just wacked to Pagies avatar is that bad

[Pagey]

no

its only natural...

[~vjay~]

*wonders if men who are long lasting are this way because they whack off all the time and develop less sensitivity?*

[Sagacious]

About 2 weeks ago when Mrs S was visiting her parents

[STallingU]

*wonders if men who are long lasting are this way because they whack off all the time and develop less sensitivity?*
Nope they are not. Its because they are thinking of it all the time and when they finally get some SPLOOG just after insertion. Umm thats what a friend told me yeah. I swear.

[actor]

Nope they are not. Its because they are thinking of it all the time and when they finally get some SPLOOG just after insertion. Umm thats what a friend told me yeah. I swear.
Girl I know couldn't get this guy to come after twenty minutes of blowing him. She tried everything she could do to this guy, he then spent two minutes beating it and was off like a geyser.
He just couldn't get off unless he was doing it himself.
I think she told me this as a warning of things to come for me, I'm not 100% sure.

Oh, and at midday yesterday was the last time.

[Asmodeus]

hell.. twice a day for me.. i use it for practice.. yes, you can train yourself to last longer.

[JessicaDV8]

Girl I know couldn't get this guy to come after twenty minutes of blowing him. She tried everything she could do to this guy, he then spent two minutes beating it and was off like a geyser.
He just couldn't get off unless he was doing it himself.
I think she told me this as a warning of things to come for me, I'm not 100% sure.

I've been with two guys like that. I tried everything, but I just couldn't compete with their fists. Very frustrating for all involved. And one of them was with me after not having sex for years, so I was expecting the first time to be really quick. Three hours later, he still hadn't finished and I was the one who needed a skin graft.

Women and men can train themselves, either intentionally or not. Just like how women can practice until they can reach orgasm from intercourse (not easy for most of us), men can get so used to being stimulated by their hands that intercourse isn't enough.

Edited to add, it's not because of masturbating itself, just using too tight a grip.

[and3w]

Was wacked off & Bj'd & shagged; Saturday night.
Last did myself; last night, after a gap of 4 days or whatever it is, mainly cos my boiler has been broken, so no hot water, so no bath or shower since Friday. Somehow, a stand-up wash doesn't feel clean enough for me, dunno why...
Also, I like the smell of pussie on my cock (or anywhere else for that matter) :-)

[Seeker]

Girl I know couldn't get this guy to come after twenty minutes of blowing him. She tried everything she could do to this guy, he then spent two minutes beating it and was off like a geyser.
He just couldn't get off unless he was doing it himself.
I think she told me this as a warning of things to come for me, I'm not 100% sure.

Oh, and at midday yesterday was the last time.

Tell your friend to stick a finger up his arse next time.

[JessicaDV8]

Nah, even the prostate didn't work.

[and3w]

Hit the old prostate with a sharpened finger nail, eh..does it every time :-)

[Spades]

thats so 90's

[and3w]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3743/gayfagotville1ud.gif

[ArcticWind7]

Few hours ago.

[Miss Scarlett]

Five hours ago. Day off work, kid at school, wadya expect!

[Colonel Kurtz]

Five hours ago. Day off work, kid at school, wadya expect!
Post useless without pics....

[Miss Scarlett]

Post useless without pics....

OK - here you go - just don't tell anyone please!

http://www.fanny-hill.net/pictures/pinups/pamela_anderson.jpg

[Colonel Kurtz]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Miss Scarlett again.

He's hot....

[sperm]

three times last night, last time about 5 hours ago - couldnt sleep and forgot the football was on

thank you zgeek porn forums ! :D

[Sashasword]

Does it count if you didn't "whack off" to anything or anyone, as it were?

I mean, is it just me, or does anyone else not need to think or visualise anything in particular when they have a orgasm by themselves?

Maybe for men it is different, I dunno.

Every 2nd or 3rd day is what works for me. Usually it's really useful if you want to have a nap and want to get off to sleep really quickly.
It's a good calorie burner too - important if you don't get to excercise much otherwise.

Now that's a good excuse - whack off for good heart health!


PS: hasn't this been talked about in a previous thread?
I have an uncanny sense of deja-vu...

[Jojo]

Work away every now and then.
After about a week, you are coming (no pun intended) 1st, 3rd and 5th in a five man wank off.

[FatherShark]

15 minutes ago, got the place to myself at the moment.

Thank you Riley Mason.

[sperm]

I hope your mouse isnt stick now fathershark :eek:

[Spades]

pretty much daily at the mo

[Colonel Kurtz]

just now...

and wait again...

[Colonel Kurtz]

and again

[Colonel Kurtz]

and...... again

[Colonel Kurtz]

someone get me a towel

[Nagarjuna]

I dunno what it is with us guys??? I can have a great session with the missus, but when I am finished, I will go to the toilet and have a bat!!

I have a very sexy woman whom I have my way with, but it doesn't seem enough. Am I nympho??? Or are all guys like this??? :wank:

[-=[BB]=-]

you are just a wanker :p

[davidb]

=-;1189021']you are just a wanker :p
Second That!
:wank:
You wanna stop wacking off, root her again!:p
:wank:

[Shampyon]

Last night near midnight. Won't get a chance to do it again for a few weeks, 'cause my niece is here and I have no locks on the doors. Everyone else in the house will back off if they notice a doorstop under the door, but not her :'(

[tehGoslar]

fuckin.. 10 minutes ago? lol

[Spades]

twcie last night - the second one nearly had my cock ripped of me!!

[That Bloke]

Can't be sure, something like 2 months now.

[Marchpig]

to anyone that was real or on the internet. When was the last time you wacked off ...

Just as we speak..........:wank:

[carsinogenic]

..... and i'm spent!

can you pass me that towl plz. kthnx.

[Ic3]

Ten minutes ago and about to start again!

[lostreality]

i find the masturbating habits of zgeek rather creepy.

[Marchpig]

This thread is so mine!!!!!

[OrangesofDeath]

It was about 32 hours ago.

[carsinogenic]

sometime last night during a drugged out haze?!

and when i went to the toilet this morning, after i finished pissing, i shook it more than 3 times...... does that count??