View Full Version : Have you eve had a sexual experience with the same sex
SuperNova
15-02-2006, 08:50 PM
I have not ,:( BUt I did kiss another girl and feel her tits.
Aardvark
15-02-2006, 08:54 PM
I had a dude go, "OH KISS ME, AARDVARK!!", grab me, kiss me, stick in the tongue, then go, "OMG?!#$?#!@ YHOU SO STUCK IN THE TONGUE!?#$?"
Then he spent the next half hour in the bathroom washing his mouth out.
Fuckin' wierdarse queers. Makes me glad I never clean my teeth
i havent but i found out a mate did with another mate, i was like omg eeeewwwwwwww
SuperNova
15-02-2006, 09:12 PM
I had a dude go, "OH KISS ME, AARDVARK!!", grab me, kiss me, stick in the tongue, then go, "OMG?!#$?#!@ YHOU SO STUCK IN THE TONGUE!?#$?"
Then he spent the next half hour in the bathroom washing his mouth out.
Fuckin' wierdarse queers. Makes me glad I never clean my teeth
OK so he stuck his tounge in your anus? ,I think he should brush his teeth, he might get tartar or worse. tooth decay
Cassa
15-02-2006, 09:46 PM
Ok, this is the fourth sex related thread you've started in the hour since I left work. Give it a fucking rest would you. I don't know if this belongs in this forum either.
hazza
15-02-2006, 09:48 PM
lol will u sex me cassa?
Mooney
15-02-2006, 09:49 PM
Ok, this is the fourth sex related thread you've started in the hour since I left work. Give it a fucking rest would you. I don't know if this belongs in this forum either.
Agreed!!:8:
Cassa
15-02-2006, 09:49 PM
lol ok I LEIK SEX HAZZA!!~1!
Glompbot
15-02-2006, 09:49 PM
put it in the root forum.
SuperNova
16-02-2006, 02:03 AM
you Bitches so wish you where me, you can hardly see straight
Cassa
16-02-2006, 02:29 AM
Stop being such a stupid cunt, for all of our sakes.
Movius
16-02-2006, 02:32 AM
<Movius> I'm trying to think of something funny to type, but all i can think of is "She wants you bad Cassa"
melic
16-02-2006, 02:52 AM
you Bitches so wish you where me, you can hardly see straight
Argh! Where are the spelling and grammar Nazis?
Oh and I'd rather be straight than see straight.
dwarfthrower
16-02-2006, 09:24 AM
you Bitches so wish you where me
No, I wish to wear you.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
ShinymetalASS
16-02-2006, 10:01 AM
I was with this dude once.... we had the same sex.... over and over again...
Suffice to say it wasn't much of an experience...
Scumbag
16-02-2006, 10:25 AM
Does it count if my partner was born the same sex as me, but wasnt at the time of intercourse ?
ShinymetalASS
16-02-2006, 11:15 AM
Does it count if my partner was born the same sex as me, but wasnt at the time of intercourse ?
No, no it doesn't....
Sounds like a ripping good yarn though....
:secret:
Spades
17-02-2006, 09:30 AM
don't forget the rule from the country - u are not a poof if you give it to another guy - only if u take it -
stinky
17-02-2006, 10:07 AM
No you're not gay if you take it, you're gay if you push back!
johny_roberts
17-02-2006, 10:14 AM
No you're not gay if you take it, you're gay if you push back!
Damm no wonder why you kept pushing back stinky I was a little surprised..........
stinky
17-02-2006, 01:22 PM
It was the only way I could feel anything ... and even then the only sensation was your ballsack whacking against mine... which is actually more painful than it sounds.
FatherShark
20-02-2006, 05:19 PM
About five of on a bucks night went slops on a hooker - does that count as sharing a sexual experience with a member of the same sex?
Elf_Girl
01-03-2006, 06:17 PM
I have a girl who I Pash (And have felt up in the past), she's one of my reasonably close friends - we get along great. :)
Nothing really "deeply" sexual however.
ms edeity
01-03-2006, 06:25 PM
I would've thought that the question of having had a same sex experience was as pedestrian as asking, "ooh who's ever smoked pot?!! teehee"
It's not shocking. You do or you don't.
abelgold
02-03-2006, 06:52 PM
I had sex with a pedestrian after I hit him with my car (I had smoked pot and wasn't paying attention to the road). Does this count?
ms edeity
02-03-2006, 07:05 PM
I had sex with a pedestrian after I hit him with my car (I had smoked pot and wasn't paying attention to the road). Does this count?
:o
you are so naughty.
extream
02-03-2006, 08:02 PM
Me likewise cannt think of anything. But somethink is coming soon I hope.
This thread is ripe for another lemonpartying. Just be glad that I am feeling more mellow today than I was before.
and3w
02-03-2006, 09:17 PM
I've had sex with BOTH my hands..and they love me AND they shut the fuck up afterwards and just let me have my ciggy and go to sleep.
That Bloke
02-03-2006, 09:22 PM
Ok, this is the fourth sex related thread you've started in the hour since I left work. Give it a fucking rest would you. I don't know if this belongs in this forum either.
I'm now quite sure she emits a clapping sound as she walks.
Wombatunder
04-03-2006, 12:25 AM
don't forget the rule from the country - u are not a poof if you give it to another guy - only if u take it -
does that include head??
Snapple
04-03-2006, 07:40 AM
Everybody knows that head jobs don't count as sex, or sex does not count if you are drunk, or for some reason can't remember the incident. This is why I can say I'm a virgin.
stinky
04-03-2006, 09:10 AM
Everybody knows that head jobs don't count as sex, or sex does not count if you are drunk, or for some reason can't remember the incident. This is why I can say I'm a virgin.
For a small fee I can take care of that for you.
and3w
04-03-2006, 11:24 AM
Everybody knows that head jobs don't count as sex, or sex does not count if you are drunk, or for some reason can't remember the incident. This is why I can say I'm a virgin.
That and the fact you have a face like a smacked arse...
rascuache
18-12-2006, 11:49 PM
Whilst I agree with ms on the fact that this is not an outrageous question I can also say yes, I have had a couple of women. They were good too, and I'd do it again if the chance arose and they were hawt and up for it. Its everything those videos show and more ;)
Directed
19-12-2006, 12:08 AM
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/3/gheynessii8.gif
Up_All_Night
19-12-2006, 01:11 AM
I have a girl who I Pash (And have felt up in the past), she's one of my reasonably close friends - we get along great. :)
Nothing really "deeply" sexual however.
still pictures/video would be appreciated
4wd4wd
20-12-2006, 11:53 AM
No.
Next question?
Nuh-uh! Never have and never will...
that_guy
22-12-2006, 04:02 PM
I tend to look at this way:
Most guys think they are straight
I know I am ;)
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 04:12 PM
When I was in San Francisco, Johny_Roberts and Haggisboy tried to solicit me from a street kerb.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:15 PM
When I was in San Francisco, Johny_Roberts and Haggisboy tried to solicit me from a street kerb.
Tried...Tried... we got you for $2 bucks and laughed our asses off watching that homeless man drill you. I admit it was sick shit but fuck for $2 bucks it was worth it...
Note: fuck no to the answer in this thread and fuck no
hooptieride
22-12-2006, 04:22 PM
I shook hands with another dude once.
I high fived 2 guys at once..
Do you have a sick mind?
Sagacious
18-01-2007, 09:52 AM
About five of on a bucks night went slops on a hooker - does that count as sharing a sexual experience with a member of the same sex?
Well she did probably have a higher sperm count than you at the time.
and3w
18-01-2007, 10:01 AM
Well she did probably have a higher sperm count than you at the time.
Vaginally..but what about orally or anally??
:flash: :rrofl: :rrofl:
:yes_no: :yes_no:
*sorry* :banana:
Vardsy
18-01-2007, 10:18 AM
I once fucked Supernova in the thread, does that count?
Sutter
18-01-2007, 10:33 AM
I tend to look at this way:
Most guys think they are straight
I know I am ;)
This says it all really.
JenovaSpawn
20-02-2007, 03:06 AM
I tend to look at this way:
Most guys think they are straight
I know I am ;)
I don't get it...does that mean you bummed a guy, decided you didn't like it, wiped off your tool and decided to just forget about it?
Tank.
30-12-2007, 02:16 PM
A friend of mine asked me to have a 3some with her and another guy. She said she would return the favour for me and another girl. So i gave it a go. Used the thumb rule a bit and nothing went on between me and him. she loved it.... speaking of which i need to call her...
Spades
30-12-2007, 09:26 PM
Used the thumb rule a bit and nothing went on between me and him.
thumbs only up your arse??? still gay to me
Sikosis
30-12-2007, 09:51 PM
wtf is the thumb rule?
ms edeity
30-12-2007, 09:52 PM
I was with this dude once.... we had the same sex.... over and over again...
Suffice to say it wasn't much of an experience...
still best zing of the thread - i miss shiney.
That Bloke
30-12-2007, 09:54 PM
I was sure ShinyMetalAss had been posting lately? but then I seem to have trouble with chronology.
dwarfthrower
30-12-2007, 10:02 PM
A friend of mine asked me to have a 3some with her and another guy. She said she would return the favour for me and another girl. So i gave it a go. Used the thumb rule a bit and nothing went on between me and him. she loved it.... speaking of which i need to call her...
Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were true...
dwarfthrower
30-12-2007, 10:05 PM
I was sure ShinyMetalAss had been posting lately?
She facebooks a lot... she likes the "What fruit are you?", "What vegetable are you?", "What sexual position are you?", "What poisonous toad are you?" type applications.
OrangesofDeath
17-04-2008, 10:50 AM
Some drunk gay guy put his hand on my leg when I was about 12.
carsinogenic
17-04-2008, 11:46 AM
i was at a club at teh bar getting a drink, and this fag gropped me on the nuts. i was not happy!
i told him if he tried anything like that again, i would knock him the fuck out... he understood that he made a terrible mistake.
does that count?
p.s
i am no homophobe, but i dont like having my personal space violated, unless invited. (by either sex)
p.p.s... "this one time at band camp".... :P
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