DNA testing trick ?

[IamSpartacus]

Just like the old idea of a spare bottle of piss to trick the urine test ....

If arrested in the UK, I think the procedures for DNA sample gathering are (a) a mouth swab if voluntary, or (b) a blood sample if involuntary.

Imagine a pair of small soft cheek inserts, which could comfortably and discretely sit in your mouth. If these inserts made-from or coated-with (say) bovine skin then a cheek swab would be a laugh.

No DNA match ... ho ho ho.

Anyone fancy going into business with this idea. I'll have 10% please.


(typo corrected)

[Hairyman]

If you use a UK cow you'll probably just get Mad Cow Disease. Only just better than going to jail for being a rock spider.

[Something Fast]

They'd be able to tell immediately that the DNA isn't from a human, unfortunately. Nice idea, though. Hehe.

[phylet]

They'd be able to tell immediately that the DNA isn't from a human, unfortunately. Nice idea, though. Hehe.
then lets use DNA from a hobo. i think they call it H-DNA now.