Is this the right place if ur horny?

[zgeekvirgin]

I am new (and horny) is this the forum for me.
Any assistance greatly appreciated:Stripteas

[Aardvark]

Pixplzthx

[Chocoholic]

I am new (and horny) is this the forum for me.
Any assistance greatly appreciated:Stripteas
NO!

[Snapple]

I am new (and horny) is this the forum for me.
Any assistance greatly appreciated:Stripteas

Hey I think I like you, wanna go out on a date, I will be real gentle I promise.

[Twitch]

Hey I think I like you, wanna go out on a date, I will be real gentle I promise.
As gentle as a branch through a mulcher?

[muppet]

As gentle as a branch through a mulcher?
no, we are of a different ilk..

as gentle as a chainsaw in a rectum.. mmmmmm soft flesh.

[RedMaN]

Is this the right place if ur horny?
No, the correct location if your horny... is in my pants ;) Please form an orderly line to the left.
Huzzah say the shop-keep!

[Snapple]

hahahahahaha I just choked on my coffee. You guy's are toooooooooooo funny.

I just had an image of a cat pouncing on prey.

[SamBo]

ummm is this person you're hitting on a guy or a girl???

flirting on teh internet = teh lame :boxing:

[RedMaN]

Meh... Who really gives a fuck?
The internets = serious business. :nod:

[muppet]

what's with the influx of dumbasses? Yes, we need n00bs... every forum needs them..

i'm grumpy i havent slept properly..

but can i say, on behalf of my bretheren and myself..


STFU NOOB

that is all. We now return to our regular scheduled programming.

[Donk]

ummm is this person you're hitting on a guy or a girl???

flirting on teh internet = teh lame :boxing:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/Bomn/tshirt_teenagegirl.jpg

[Sutter]

I am new (and horny) is this the forum for me.
Any assistance greatly appreciated
You'll need to at least print your gender, age and general location. A photo would help.
For even better resluts, take those things to a dating website, not here.

[King_Crud]

Hey I think I like you, wanna go out on a date, I will be real gentle I promise.
Dude, I'm in Sydney, i don't care how you treat me, come on up

[muppet]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/Bomn/tshirt_teenagegirl.jpg
i want that pentacle hanging up on his wall.

[pliskin]

Hey I think I like you, wanna go out on a date, I will be real gentle I promise.

rough is better

[oggy]

wrong forum...i did that, but posted it in news!

welcome NooB!

[gyro]

I feel shenanigans may be afoot

[Thyrd]

resluts
lewl

[Sutter]

comedy mis-spellings ftw :D

[~vjay~]

I have the site for you.

www.adultfriendfinder.com

[King_Crud]

I have the site for you.

www.adultfriendfinder.com
try the one that StallingU uses: www.gayadultmatchmaker.com.au

[Seeker]

i want that pentacle hanging up on his wall.

Needs more cowbell.

[STallingU]

try the one that StallingU uses: www.gayadultmatchmaker.com.au
thats where I met you sweetheart.