Your story...

[Pirate]

This is a group story, feel free to add your bit. Use the "you" tag.


Once upon a time there was a young person called [you].

[you] was a small person who liked to sing and dance. [you] was known throughout the villages of the land as the gayest dancer around. Bringing happiness to all.

One day [you] was walking down a path in the middle of the dark wood when he discovered a corpse of a sperm whale blocking his way.

“This is fishy” said [you]. “I’m not sure what I am meant to do”

Looking down, [you] spotted a spoon half buried in the dirt below his feet. “I know” said [you] “I will eat my way through”

Please continue…

[tomsyman]

"Yum! I never realised sperm tasted so good!" said [you]

[dwarfthrower]

After what seemed like an eternity of scraping the fetid rotting flesh from the decaying bones of the sperm whale, then eating the rancid slop only to have it make a reappearance moments later as violent nausea took hold, [you] felt that there must be an easier way. Noticing the remnants of a small fishing vessel - presumably the creature's last meal - lodged in the whale's small intestine, [you] had an idea. [you] gave the pull-starter a violent tug and the outboard motor sputtered into life. "Well, whaddaya know" [you] muttered as he gripped the throttle and proceeded to bore his way through the whale's carcass with the boat's propellor.