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06-04-2006, 09:57 PM
This is the movie that made me the man I am today.
Andrew Dice Clay (US Comedian, banned from performing in something like 20ish US states) is Ford Fairlane: Rock and Roll Detective. When will those feminists learn...... This man is "Un-fucking-believable". A god amongst the single-cell amoebas of comedians. "I love you all" (the creepy stalker dude).
To sum it up in one line, is the quote: "Some play hard to get, I play hard to want". This is the essence of Ford.
Plot Spoilers, AKA the review:
Ford Fairlaine appears to be the uber cool dude, in hip early 90s LA, except a few seconds into this film, you're getting conflicting messages. Ford appears to think he is the uber cool dude.... but the rest of the world has kinda moved on. "I'm gonna have to ask you to put that out Ford, no one smokes anymore".
Ford is hunting down the stalker of the rock group "The Pussycats". "So many assholes, so few bullets". Ford is the king of corny one liners. As in they really suck and are really lame. It's so crappy its refreshing.
Ford's rock and roll detective business is going down the toilet. The rock business pays in gifts, not cash. In reference to the Koala given as payment by INXS - "Fuckin' Australians. Don't we do nuclear testing there?"
Within a 24 hour period, he of course gets 3 clients all chasing the same person: Zu Zu Petals. It is here he gets to let us know his pet name for his penis is Stanley "...as in the power drill".
And dont forget to answer the phone with the radio station slogan to win the prize! (EVERY phone call Ford takes, he answers with the radio station slogan to win "a cool million").
Zu Zu is, of course, the source of the reference later about the cheese grater....
Ford of course learns about love, saves the day and gets the girl.... sort of. His guitar, the "FENDER STRATOCASTER STRUNG UPSIDE-DOWN FOR A LEFT HANDED GENIUS JIMMI HENDRIX" does not survive the film.
A must see, unless you're the type that needs a structurally correct movie review, in which case you will find it immature and miss the whole point.
"YABA DABA DOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" (yes its a quote from the movie)
Andrew Dice Clay (US Comedian, banned from performing in something like 20ish US states) is Ford Fairlane: Rock and Roll Detective. When will those feminists learn...... This man is "Un-fucking-believable". A god amongst the single-cell amoebas of comedians. "I love you all" (the creepy stalker dude).
To sum it up in one line, is the quote: "Some play hard to get, I play hard to want". This is the essence of Ford.
Plot Spoilers, AKA the review:
Ford Fairlaine appears to be the uber cool dude, in hip early 90s LA, except a few seconds into this film, you're getting conflicting messages. Ford appears to think he is the uber cool dude.... but the rest of the world has kinda moved on. "I'm gonna have to ask you to put that out Ford, no one smokes anymore".
Ford is hunting down the stalker of the rock group "The Pussycats". "So many assholes, so few bullets". Ford is the king of corny one liners. As in they really suck and are really lame. It's so crappy its refreshing.
Ford's rock and roll detective business is going down the toilet. The rock business pays in gifts, not cash. In reference to the Koala given as payment by INXS - "Fuckin' Australians. Don't we do nuclear testing there?"
Within a 24 hour period, he of course gets 3 clients all chasing the same person: Zu Zu Petals. It is here he gets to let us know his pet name for his penis is Stanley "...as in the power drill".
And dont forget to answer the phone with the radio station slogan to win the prize! (EVERY phone call Ford takes, he answers with the radio station slogan to win "a cool million").
Zu Zu is, of course, the source of the reference later about the cheese grater....
Ford of course learns about love, saves the day and gets the girl.... sort of. His guitar, the "FENDER STRATOCASTER STRUNG UPSIDE-DOWN FOR A LEFT HANDED GENIUS JIMMI HENDRIX" does not survive the film.
A must see, unless you're the type that needs a structurally correct movie review, in which case you will find it immature and miss the whole point.
"YABA DABA DOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" (yes its a quote from the movie)