Thread to post in when the forums are dead

[utopian]

the forums are kind of dead at the moment, so here's somewhere to post if there's no one else posting. similar to a reverse roll call.

[edeity]

meh.

Out of curiosity, was this comment off topic?

[Grumblefish]

Second post in a Utopienne thread. :cool:

[sagit]

Originally posted by edeity
meh.

Out of curiosity, was this comment off topic?

i don't think so. i doubt any post here would be OT.

[utopian]

wah :(

forums have died again.

[utopian]

now they're REALLY dead

fubar so to speak.

[thingy]

The DNS issues are all your fault. YOu started this thread, then it all hit the fan. I hope you feel like utter shit now, seriously dude. :p

[imp]

At work

Hungover

Bored :D

[Tango_Charlie]

Sitting at work. Was sulking. Then downloaded 4 seasons of Red Dwarf. Now happy.

[Lujan]

still recovering from watching yesterdays red dwarf marathon on foxtel. I never realised I had missed so many episodes.

[Wrayth]

Dang i missed that with working.......
bugger it!!!! Why can't my tight boss get cable @ the pub????
what seasons were they running??

[utopian]

forums aren't dead at the moment, get out of my thread

[utopian]

NOW they're dead

[SOC]

You've gone and broken ZGeek again, have you Utope???:p

[utopian]

i've never broken it, it's always thingy's fault.

ALWAYS!

[Tintin]

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It's all happening!!!

[Lujan]

Originally posted by Wrayth
Dang i missed that with working.......
bugger it!!!! Why can't my tight boss get cable @ the pub????
what seasons were they running??

all of them. backwards.

Season 8 to season 1

[utopian]

you've got it.. they're dead again

[Nandragon]

They've been dead for about a month! WTF is going on?
I used to think that it was the fact that I'm here when you guys over there are in bed. But hell, after 3 days I come back and the same stuff is still there!

Post damn it post!

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

http://www.rpgworldcomic.com is damn funny to read when the forums are empty...

[utopian]

deeeeeeeeead

[angel_b]

We've all turned into a pack of damn lurkers! :mad:

[SOC]

Well, some of us happen to be working today, unlike the rest of you lazy bludgers!!!:p :D

[geggle]

Nuthin's happening on IRC either.

How'd your NYE go angel_b - didn't see you after you went foraging for drinks...

[imp]

What'dya think of my new avatar?

Carn you know u like it. :D

[utopian]

imp. http://www.zgeek.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=5048
and yes, lovely avatar, but it's not misato.

[imp]

I CAN make it Misato if you like.

Mmmmmm.....Katsuragi :D

[utopian]

i'm sure you'd like it more than i would. :)

[Jen]

Originally posted by imp
What'dya think of my new avatar?

Carn you know u like it. :D

I just finished watching the Nadesico series :D thumbs up on the avatar

[utopian]

get out of this thread and post in the other ones... the forums obviously aren't dead at the moment.

[imp]

Originally posted by Utopienne
get out of this thread and post in the other ones... the forums obviously aren't dead at the moment.

Make me :D

[utopian]

aww...

you're just too damn cute to push around... ok, you can stay

[sagit]

Originally posted by SOC
Well, some of us happen to be working today, unlike the rest of you lazy bludgers!!!:p :D

are you soc soc or stocking soc?

:D

[SOC]

Originally posted by sagit
are you soc soc or stocking soc?

:D

I'm SOC SOC ... working today at RALPH RALPH ... Stocking is at home, in the kitchen, making me some PIE PIE!!!:p :D

[utopian]

DEAD

[angel_b]

Originally posted by geggle
Nuthin's happening on IRC either.

How'd your NYE go angel_b - didn't see you after you went foraging for drinks...
geggle: got back to IRC just in time to see you say goodnight.

NYE was uneventful. :(

Did you sleep through midnight then?

[hazza]

can the aussies start winning again in the cricket?

[utopian]

well gilchrist's going well... and so is waugh, so i reckon we've got a chance

[Snowball]

I hope they lose a game or two

[geggle]

Originally posted by angel_b
Did you sleep through midnight then? Ooo, an edited post :D

Yes I did sleep through midnight. A boring, sober, NYE for me.

[Nandragon]

*sighs*

ok, it's slow again, but it does seem to be picking up a little.
Surgery was cancelled this am, so i guess I'll just stare at the baby shakin his ass a while.

I should name him...

[utopian]

surgery?

[Nandragon]

yeah! it's pretty kewl.
I work for a orthopedic hospital...filming, editing, graphics, a/v solutions of surgery. Total joint replacements, trauma...etc...

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Bananas are very phallic

[Nandragon]

Hardrock...maybe u meant to post that in the cabbage diet thread?


yegads! I am soooo bored with an hour and a half left on this miserable friday. and the boss is back on monday! Booooo-hisss hisssss

[NotWearingPants]

The forums aren't dead, I'm posting here anyway!
(The only possible off topic post (I think))

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by NotWearingPants
The forums aren't dead, I'm posting here anyway!
(The only possible off topic post (I think))
Ditto, but I'm stumbling around discovering a month's worth of threads i've missed

[Nandragon]

slackards!

[Colonel Kurtz]

let's face it Nan, this is thread is your natural environment. When you're here, everyone else is generally tucked up in bed ('cept Utopienne it seems).

:D

keep smiling!

[utopian]

and the british

[Colonel Kurtz]

hee hee... southern yokels and poms.....aren't they all afraid of bathing?

*starts looking for a nuke proof bunker to hide in*

:D

[utopian]

they were a bit busy, but they've died off again

[geggle]

We're not talking about SEX enough, that's why :D

Nahh... people are just @ work I think.

[Colonel Kurtz]

sex?

[Cassa]

Oooh ooh where, I wanna see!

It's too hot here today and I'm bored.

[utopian]

have sex in a giant evaporative cooler then.

[Cassa]

Now that's an idea...


But I don't have access to said cooler, which makes it a bit difficult.

[utopian]

how big's the freezer?

[Cassa]

Big enough for me maybe if I pull some amazing limb removing tricks. Then that moves us into the scary area of fetishist amputee pr0n which is something I'd rather steer clear of.

[utopian]

well then there's the fact that dumhed should fit in as well...

bah... he's a guy, he can stay in the heat and suffer

[Cassa]

I think he suffers enough, never mind the heat :D

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by Cassa
Big enough for me maybe if I pull some amazing limb removing tricks. Then that moves us into the scary area of fetishist amputee pr0n which is something I'd rather steer clear of.

Sounds frighteningly like Boxing Helena

[utopian]

yarr... cassa be an evil wench

[Colonel Kurtz]

I think your avatar flower would look better blue cassa

[Cassa]

I'll go back in time a pick a blue flower shall I? :p

Actually I thought it might look nicer in some kind of shade of purple *opens photoshop*

[Colonel Kurtz]

such a good girl....*hands cassa a lolly*

maybe make it an animated flower that flows through the colours of the rainbow. that would be cool

[Cassa]

Maybe one day when I'm not so lazy :) It can stay purple for now..oooh...pretty

[utopian]

ergh, hue/saturation is horrid :p

go back and change it properly!
(or send it to me so i can do it for ya :D)

[Cassa]

Yeah it's meant to look like that :p

'sif I'm gonna spend more than 30 seconds on an avatar

[Colonel Kurtz]

please do

[MisterBishi]

Never eat lead when the forums are dead.

[utopian]

d. e. d.

dead

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by Utopienne
d. e. d.

dead

...as a doornail

[geggle]

yes they are a bit slow

so tell us Utopienne, does GrumbleFish snore? :D

[imp]

Originally posted by geggle
yes they are a bit slow

so tell us Utopienne, does GrumbleFish snore? :D

What's he like in bed ?? :eek: :D

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by imp
What's he like in bed ?? :eek: :D

That is a terrifying mental image now burned into the back of my brain. Thanks imp, nightmares for life
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

[imp]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
That is a terrifying mental image now burned into the back of my brain. Thanks imp, nightmares for life
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

*LMAO*

:D :p :D I'm so proud of myself.

:D :D

[utopian]

well he doesn't snore. as for how he is in bed, i wouldn't know... i didn't feel a thing.

[Sambellina]

But snoring is a sign of intelligence :D

[utopian]

remind me never to sleep with you, hell even if i *do* go to bed with you, i won't get much sleep.. your snoring will keep me awake

[Sambellina]

You'd love it!

[utopian]

not the snoring.

[Sambellina]

build a bridge :p

[utopian]

i failed the relevant classes in engineering.

no bridge building here

[DumHed]

Originally posted by Sambellina
But snoring is a sign of intelligence :D

hehe butt snoring.

Pirate's the next Einstein!

[utopian]

wow, buffy's got quite the catch then hasn't she.

[MisterBishi]

There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'.

[Shaneus]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Believe it or not, I actually counted through going '1... 2... 3... no 4? wait, again... 1... 2... 3... wtf? wheres the fourth?' before i noted the one in 'quoting'

There's 3 'I's in MisterBishi :)

[MisterBishi]

Bloody hell, there is somebody here after all!

[Shaneus]

No there isn't. I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Sure, a damn sexy one, but nevertheless, still a figment.
Guess tonight just wasn't your night, bishi, perhaps tomorrow?

[MisterBishi]

No can do. I'm a Monday to Friday geek until I can find a solution to the problem of getting a decent internet connection where I live, but I only work on one problem at any given time and I figured I might as well carry on with the 'end famine' thing instead as there's less chance of failure...

[utopian]

blerrgh

[utopian]

DEAD AGAIN

[sagit]

Originally posted by Utopienne
DEAD AGAIN

not as dead as the smell coming from my blocked up sewerage pipe. yuck!

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

The forum is a stinking corpse at the mo...

[MisterBishi]

A pom and seven,
ZGeek forums who's online
At this present time

The forums are dead,
You shit-kickers are sleeping,
And I am not - Ha!

As far as I know
Nothing is happening now
But I may be wrong

Mail notifies me,
Although slow to arrive now
The forums are dead.

That bitch better pay,
I'll slap her bitch ass, fool
For mother fucking money

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Haikus are teh cool
but alas very hard to write

so I really couldn't be fucked at all ;)

[utopian]

bishi has bad taste
he defends english women
they are all just scrags

heh

[MisterBishi]

Utop mocks my taste,
Yet chases internet girls,
With veiled a/s/l

[Urban3300]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/ownedballs.jpg

[Cassa]

Misterbishi is
One funny limey barstool
Keep up the good work

[utopian]

bah! bumhug! fuck you!
silly english type person
i piss on your face

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck cunt

;)

[utopian]

so that's the haiku of your life story?

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Yes...I fuckballscunt have torfuckingrettes synshitarsefuckdrome;)

[frenzie]

I fart in your general direction

[utopian]

glad to see someone else likes quest for the holy grail.

[MisterBishi]

Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?...

[Deimos]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?...


Yeah... umm, what he said...

[robotoverflow]

I did notice an echo in here.

Although I have been hearing strange sounds as of late. Maybe it's that 6am posting illness that's going around.

[Cassa]

Can't sleep...clown'll eat me....can't sleep...clown'll eat me.

Not being able to sleep is a bit crapx0r when there's no-one to talk to (Well theoretically I could wake people up for company but I don't think they'd appreciate it much).

[druid]

You must invite the Insomniac guy from Comedy Central to Sydney and go touring the city with him.

[Cassa]

We'll take bets as to who stabs the other in the face first.

[thingy]

Mr Stabby? (la la la la la laaa)

[MisterBishi]

The forums are all dead and shit.

[robotoverflow]

It's good to know that there's a Heroic thread we can turn to when things take a turn for the worse.

[MisterBishi]

Which one :confused:

[robotoverflow]

You need to post for help first.

Superthread often retreats to the forum of solitude to get away from the hustle and bustle of daily life.

[MisterBishi]

Well, there are people around but there's not much in the way of posting considering the time of day. :confused:

[MisterBishi]

Where is everybody :confused:

[Nandragon]

I've only been on line a couple of minutes each day due to the internet usage monitoring. Or when I'm online I'm looking at work related subjects.

But today, after playing dinomite for 3 hours and Alchemy for one hour, I'm bored to tears, itching like shit (alergic rash) and ready to go home. So here I am reading the forums for lack of anything else to do!

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I've only been on line a couple of minutes each day due to the internet usage monitoring. Or when I'm online I'm looking at work related subjects.

But today, after playing dinomite for 3 hours and Alchemy for one hour, I'm bored to tears, itching like shit (alergic rash) and ready to go home. So here I am reading the forums for lack of anything else to do!

I'm doing overtime again so I've been on the forums for 9hrs already today and the last 3 or 4hrs have been dead as a doornail.

Having spent 9hrs alone on zgeek, I think I may need to re-assess certain aspects of my career :o

[Nandragon]

I've been looking for an online tutorial for Mac basics. Like where and the hell is the c: files!

It's been sooooo boring here at work! Wouldn't be so bad if not for the internet spies!

9hrs online! sheit! you need to find some online buddies! You know it didn't used to be so dead here on zgeek during the day. But from the looks of it it's dead here at night now too! Where did everyone go?

[HomelessJoe]

The forums are dead, I killed them for their bologna and cheese sandwich.

[Nandragon]

*snatches homelessjoes cardboard box and runs

Now give back the sandwich!

[utopian]

*puts the cardboard box over nan's head and pushes her over*

*rolls around the floor giggling*

[HomelessJoe]

*throws up on Nandragon, chunks resemble bologna, cheese and bread*
There, now can I have my box back?

[MisterBishi]

6 minutes left of my week!

[Nandragon]

*grabs hose and douses all. Ruins cardboard box. kicks Homeless in the knee, then grabs Utop by the short hairs and yanks!

Darn insufferable miscreants!

Go Home Bishi!


;)

[Nandragon]

>> looks sees Kleph!

*grabs his gumbo dumps it on Homeles then tongue grapples kleph into submission!

[sagit]

Originally posted by Nandragon
... then tongue grapples kleph into submission!


ewwww.....bad mental images there!

[Bostonmess]

*Hands Kleph a snorkel, wanders over to Homeless to see if there' any gumbo left.

[MisterBishi]

With the exception of the monthly mod-bash, the forums have been close to dead all week, what's happening guys :(

[utopian]

POST, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES!!~

[Bostonmess]

Ok ok.

[Nandragon]

*sticks out tongue*

Na,na,na-na:p

[Nalixor]

The forums are dead. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?!
*runs around screaming and yelling and foaming at the mouth*

[Whiskers]

When the forums are dead.....go madly insane, trying to capture the tiny little mouse that makes an appearance every night....Then die of irony, when your cat sees it, and runs off whimpering with fright....:(

[Whiskers]

I lie! Not about the mousecapade...but about the health of the forums. They are very much alive.

[MisterBishi]

Is it dead yet?

[utopian]

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!~

[Misao]

argh, utop, is that ANOTHER new avatar?? i liked the doof one better

[utopian]

It's an old avatar I used to use. I don't have a fantastic photo of my face, so I'll keep finding something useable. I might switch back to that snowflake thing that I was using for a while.

[Misao]

yes, you look a bit like one of the guys out of Queer as folk in that pic .. hehehe :)

[utopian]

Originally posted by Misao
yes, you look a bit like one of the guys out of Queer as folk in that pic .. hehehe :)
This means you want to have sex with me, right? ;) :p :D :cool:

[MisterBishi]

No she doesn't.

Stop hitting on 'net chicks Utop. :fag:








:cool:

[SOC]

Will Utop never learn? Getting a girlfriend/boyfriend cos of the Internet never works... unless you're Pirate ... or Dumhed ... or Sambo ... or SSW ... or TCM ... or roddez ... or Snowball ... or ... :p

(For full list seek out the old "who got together cos of zgeek" thread. I can't be farked.)

[MisterBishi]

:fag:

[utopian]

Pathetic, isn't it?

[MisterBishi]

Fix it.

[utopian]

I'd need to stir up a lot of drama to breathe life into this currently comatose forum.

[Jaz]

yads

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
Fix it.
Lead by example!

[thingy]

Following by example is much easier.

[kré]

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[Buffy]

I can't believe you made me scroll all that way for nothing.. thanks a lot dude :fag: *






*we are still e-friends yo

[tikdoph]

Rise, my pretties!

[kré]

Originally posted by Buffy
I can't believe you made me scroll all that way for nothing.. thanks a lot dude :fag: *






*we are still e-friends yo


for nothing? no e-love for the banana?

[Buffy]

Originally posted by cray
for nothing? no e-love for the banana?

i have love for the banana, don't misunderstand me... there just has to be a balance in all things, and the banana needs balance... for example:

:banana: = :tits:

so next time, post some boobs aswell godamnit :D

tikdoph, i am about to go to sleep, now im going to have nightmares :p

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by Buffy
tikdoph, i am about to go to sleep, now im going to have nightmares :p

My work here is done :p

[hazza]

yeah forums r totally dead

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by hazza
yeah forums r totally dead

Why is it that everywhere I go is dead regardless of the respective timezones? Meh, it's probably me.

[hazza]

cos i dunno... im pretty scattered atm,... but twichy and bored... so i thought i would post in all the old threads .. spark some interest somewhere

[utopian]

I think it's because of the Christmas party coupled with the fact that it's always dead on Sunday.

[MisterBishi]

Answer my question man.

[King_Crud]

Answer my question man.
yes, you are a fag

[kré]

tread velcro fancy